Chapter 154 – 153. Idiots (2)

Really, how would I describe this if I didn’t call it a comedy?

I’m fucking laughing right now.

Not just smiling, but fucking laughing.

No, really.

You bastards, look at me like they don’t recognize me because I don’t have real magic circuits and my skin isn’t pitch black. No, even if I hid myself in the fur and leather clothes that Withi lent me before, they were still able to detect and find my magic circuit.

How persistent.

Of course, since the magic circuit itself has disappeared, they will never think it is me.

No matter how much of a wizard you are, even if your magic is sealed, a magic circuit always exists, and those who don’t have one are civilians.

Of course, you can’t intimidate those civilians.

Well, it’s not a problem to harass an innocent civilian, but of course it’s too much to say that. Our Emperor Gilgamesh was intensively harassing the Church of Solias in Uruk, Dick was harassed, and I also had a lot of troops after I recovered the magic circuit and even before I recovered it. They were all swept away.

Of course, the Emperor of Uruk widely announced that I was innocent, so why did he treat someone who was naturally innocent so badly? It’s like this.

It was also significant that the Dawn Bringer family, who had already committed no sins in Magia, was declared heretics.

Regarding that, no matter how many times you chew Medea, it doesn’t get better, and the same goes for the Solias Church.

…

Naturally, we can no longer hunt without justification.

In the first place, it was an incredibly unreasonable thing for a principality under the Uruk Empire to do such a damn thing, and not only did they fail to kill me for doing that, but they also lost their justification.

And I survived and am gaining strength.

It is presumed that they are trying to block it here and there to destroy it somehow.

This means that no matter how hard they try to kill me, they can no longer do anything with the order that has lost its power. Instead, we must consider the possibility that other members of the religious order are also sitting here.

Let’s see.

First of all, among the things these bastards left behind, all wiretapping devices and surveillance devices were removed.

And check that everyone has come out of the music box.

And Dick, who was looking me up and down, looked at me and the Solias Church guys going in the distance and said,

“…I try not to make racist remarks like this, but the impression is so different between dark skin and when it isn’t, so you probably don’t even know who it is.”

“A plague.”

Infant Cucking Lacist!!

I want to say this right now, but Dick chuckles as he puts his hand on my shoulder.

“That means you had a very angry face in the past.”

Was it that much?

Elizabeth also nodded her head in agreement with Dick’s words. That’s because, aside from my family, she was also one of the people who had been watching me for a long time.

“What can I say, before, I felt like a well-sharpened black lion, but now I feel like a kitten, a black cat?”

“Do you want to taste the Meow Nyang Punch?”

“Oh my, are you going to compete with me?”

And to that Elizabeth appears with her wide smile and open arms. And the drool flowing from the corner of her mouth is her face full of appetite.

My instincts warned me that this was dangerous.

Naturally, this woman’s physical strength was so strong that even though I had beaten her in the past, she could withstand even a mosquito.

For reference, even back then, I was an iron fist that could explode an ogre’s head, uppercut wyverns, and drakes and even knock them out.

“…It’s okay. What happened because I had a power struggle with a bear…Ugh-“

“Oh my~ You don’t have to be so shy Clark~ Come here, kitten~ My kitten is… Like this~♡”

What follows is Elizabeth’s bear hug.

Naturally, the evasion failed.

No, in the first place, if this woman is close to me and clings to me, I really can’t run away.

To that extent, he was the strongest among the strong that I recognized.

Strictly speaking, what I was strong at was my basic physical base and strengthening it with powerful magic spells, blasting powerful magic spells in my fist, or hitting them with a full swing with a hammer.

And with a basic physical base that I can’t even use, I can bear hug Elizabeth, who is not inferior to me at all, but is actually a step above me.

Mulkyung-

So fucking strong!

Naturally, I was hugged tightly to her chest and given a bear hug.

It felt like she was suffocating and the sight of her being hugged with her nose buried in the woman’s chest.

Lucy, who was looking at me as if I was going to live happily with my nose stuck to her, immediately put a blood vessel mark on my forehead and pulled me away from Elizabeth.

Oh, if you think about it, Lucy is also a dragon, so her strength is just as strong as Elizabeth. And then Lucy gently hugs me and takes me away from Elizabeth. Hot.

I feel a little offended by the flames coming out of my breath.

“Clarke, let me hug you.”

“Wow, you’re trying to take Clark away from me. Miss Lucy, would you like to challenge a man to a duel?”

“It’s meaningless. I belong to Clark. So it’s pointless to decide that in the first place.”

“What?”

“Lucy is still in the spirit world. Elizabeth, she’s older.”

Quick-!

And naturally, Lucy seems provocative to Elizabeth, emphasizing that she is still young.

“Wow, even though you look like this, you’re only one year older than Clark in terms of physical age?!”

“It was originally said that men are attracted to young bodies. Yes, Lucy is the winner.”

“Clarkeugh?!”

No, why are you doing this to me?

“Look forward to it in a year.”

Lucy is hugging me and breathing hot breath next to me.

It’s hot Lucy. Please leave me alone.

While Lucy and Elizabeth were growling at each other, Dick opened his eyes and looked at me, Lucy, and Elizabeth, sighed, and pointed at Solias and the Archangels.

“Let’s get rid of this pointless nonsense and finish the story first, right? So, man, are you going to get away with it like this? Aside from the rest, the angels and Solias don’t seem to be in a good condition.”

It would be natural.

Judging by the fact that Anna has just come out, it seems that she is no longer affected by that place, and more than anything, the angels also look like they have chewed something, and Sollias…

“…Ugh, uh-uh-I’m sorry. I could bear it if I had to, but in there…”

“I guess so. It’s okay for star beings and those affected by it, but not for the rest.”

Naturally, he looks like he’s about to die just from being like this for a moment, and Dick says he has no choice but to do that. While I was thinking about what to do about this, I spoke to Solias.

“Then it would be better for you to stay with me.”

“…Hey, Clark, didn’t you hear me just now asking for the imposter to come out? What if Solias…Is out there?”

Elizabeth calls Solias once again.

Of course, it looks like she barely gave her an honorific title, but considering that Solias still can’t think of anything to do with it, it seems like that space is really the worst space for her.

Solias, Archangels.

I looked at them and explained to Elizabeth.

“Humans are so stupid that surprisingly, they don’t recognize their gods even if they are right in front of me. They don’t even know that their gods are right next to me, and they probably wouldn’t know even if they were in public. There are a lot of things they wouldn’t recognize if they simply changed their hair color.”

First of all, the hair color of these archangels is gold. And Solias’ hair color is also gold.

I’m gold too.

…Hmm.

“I think I need to change my hair color. What do you think? If I change it, I’ve already been exposed.”

“…I think it’s better to just not change it? No matter how much I change my hair color, if I use magic, you will be revealed, and if I’m the one pursuing you, I think they’ll pursue you persistently since they’ve already revealed you.”

That’s the problem.

Since it has already caught your eye once, it is certain that you will keep asking about it.

That’s because it was around here.

It’s a problem even if it’s done with magic, and it’s even more of a problem if people recognize the disguise.

Hmm.

Well, they don’t even recognize their own gods anyway, so it’s better than having to wear a disguise that will get them into trouble.

“So, if there is one person who is the most invisible among us at the moment… Carolyn, I believe she is the only one?”

“Huh? Me?”

And then Carol, who appears as a humanoid next to her, points to herself and asks Elizabeth.

Elizabeth still doesn’t seem to like it, but she is a person who can put up with what she doesn’t like and get over it based on rationality.

“I personally thought… You guys should put on a play until we get out of Spartal.”

“What do you mean by play?”

“As butlers and maids who serve noble ladies.”

“?”

“That’s nice.”

And Solias, who had no energy, spoke about it.

“Clarke is the governess, Caroline is the maid, and me and my archangels are noble ladies. Isn’t that a very nice picture? Uhuhuu-“

You’re already eating a bowl of kimchi soup. I see. Elizabeth looked at it for a moment with her bewildered eyes, and Solias, sensing it, glared at Elizabeth and said,

“What, why? How many times has this man treated me like a goddess?”

“…I don’t think it’s right to try to satisfy your desires in that way.”

Badaman I also agree.

It’s a short-lived relationship anyway. And about this, Solias was speaking passionately as if fire were spewing out of her mouth even though it wasn’t even Lucy.

“Anyway, how are you? Every day, you idiot goddess! Gluttonous! Champi! Where on earth did the last word “Campi” Come from!? Even so, I teach Clark about engineering every day!! In addition, I teach him about Machina technology and think of ways to deal with it. “Isn’t that too much to treat someone who is doing it?”

Well, when it comes to engineering, I am definitely treated with respect as a teacher. But, you yourself are saying this.

Well.

…

Even if you say it yourself, do you know that people react more friendly and passionately when I speak and answer in a teasing way?

I won’t need to mention this. It seems like he himself doesn’t realize it, and I didn’t necessarily want to make him realize it.

Just looking at the faces of those angels who are thinking about how to beat me right now, I think it will be a bit noisy for a while.

The thought of being swayed by those three idiots already gives me a headache.

Well, there is a way.

It’s obvious that this is what angels would do anyway.

“Well, then it would be polite to change your clothes.”

“Well, I’m not planning on changing my clothes here…”

“Okay, the end.”

Perfect!

And after one finger snap, I changed what I was wearing.

It was the clothes the head deacon used to wear.

Aside from disliking Anna, he wore the attire of a competent head deacon who was handling all of Dawn Bringer’s family issues, major and minor. Wear a tuxedo and a warm winter fur robe over it.

In order to move long distances, he wears ankle-high boots instead of shoes and pants made of a material that is easy to move around and doesn’t tear easily.

And Carol, who was next to me, also wriggled her body and soon changed into an outfit similar to mine. Anna was wearing the same outfit she was wearing, a combat maid dress (?) That only went down to her knees, and she stood alone with me in the form of a bodyguard with a breast guard, gauntlets, and iron boots. Anna looked at Carol’s outfit and looked at the clothes here and there. I was fixing my appearance.

It’s clearly a similar outfit to Anna’s, a sisterly outfit.

And Anna also cared about Carol, and she was giving solid advice to Carol.

“Carol, try to tie it a little tighter there, because you really like her busty tits more than anything.”

“Like this?”

Slowly-

As Carol wriggled her body, the size of her breasts, which were hidden under Carol’s chest guard, grew fuller, and of course Anna, who saw this, smiled her eyes and said, said to

“Look, the effect is amazing, isn’t it?”

So, of course, it is completely effective.

More than that, perhaps it’s because they have come to know me better in this way as we have been intermingling with each other, but in fact, this way has definitely appealed to me.

“…Anna, please let me know, too.”

“Yes, I will tell you slowly here.”

Lucy, too, is falling behind and is looking into it.

“But, even if you do that, Miss Lucy, your age is…”

“Heh, you can’t hug me because you’re not old enough, right? Are you upset?”

“Hey!!! You old woman!”

In the end, Lucy broke her poker face.

Even though she looks dazed, when Lucy gets angry, she definitely gets angry. And as the saying goes, I don’t even touch a kid under 20 years old.

The reason these two know about it is, firstly, because they have been with me for over a year, and secondly, Lucy has tried to cuddle with me, and has shown interest in me from beginning to end, ever since she was with Mordred and since she followed me. Because he’s been following me constantly for two years.

The same goes for Elizabeth.

And Elizabeth is grinning, covering her mouth with her victorious face and laughing.

Okay,

It’s the laughter you usually make whenever you’re in a good mood.

This is the tone usually used when teabagging me or Gawain.

If you ask why, of course it’s because he laughed like this when teabagging me and Gawain, and we were embarrassed by this.

“Ohhoho~ I’ve still got a long way to go before I’m called a grandmother! And I also fucked Clark before I was decommissioned, right?”

“…”

No, what are these women talking about?

And Dick also opened his eyes and listened to what Elizabeth said and shook his head. Things Dick once said.

They say women actually have more sex drive.

Above all, Gawain is also stretched out now.

Except for Gawain, who is dying, the only men here right now are me and Dick.

Did Dick not even care that he was an outcast in the first place?

Tsk.

…

Gawain, why are you stretching out?

Anyway, let’s move on.

I have to move on.

This really makes me more tired if this topic continues.

“…Anyway, Solias is a noble lady, and the rest are sisters…”

“To treat you the same as Solias, such blasphemous words-“

“Shut the mouse, shut up, you guys. What’s the point of caring about that in the first place? It’s a lie anyway.”

“Look at the heavenly beings now-“

“You are no longer heavenly beings, you assholes. If an angel falls to the ground, that means he has fallen, you assholes. Why, do you think you won’t end up like Rushepiel?”

“…”

This is brutal graphic violence.

It’s as they say.

Angels do not like to stay on earth for long.

They have to go back to heaven, wash away the dirt on earth, and return to being angels, but they have been unable to return to heaven for a month now. If there is a way, there is no choice but to have Solias wash away the dirt, and to do so, Solias’ power must be restored first.

If the power taken by the Elder Gods is not restored, they will become fallen angels.

“Now, how many thousand years did Rushephiel, who was the first to realize that your master had changed, stay on earth? And even after just one year, you immediately fall into heaven and become corrupted… Even as you fall into heaven, you keep your own gods. How much pain must it have been for your sisters who cried out to death? If you can’t stand anything like that, rip off your wings and kill yourself right now, you bastards. Besides, how upset must that bastard be when he has to go around doing this damn thing to people like you? ?”

“…That-“

“And that too, with three of the same dogs that drove his father to death.”

Yes, when I think about it, those three are one of the main culprits that led to my father’s death.

It’s a fact I’ve forgotten since I became close with Solias, but that one thing doesn’t change.

“I think it’s a compromise, but I don’t think this muscle-bound knight lady would like to see Clark do the same to you guys… How about she stop being so stubborn and complying? No, before that- In the first place, Solias, isn’t it right that you should be more stubborn about this than me?”

“…I’m sorry about that.”

“Yes, if you want to legitimately call me a mutt or a hound and beat me up, then follow Clark and grab those under you first. Don’t get stabbed in the back like a bully.”

“That’s right, one day I will definitely get my strength back and hit you in the back.”

“Okay, that’s it. Enhance that anger and sense of purpose, Champias!”

“What on earth is that champi-“

“Dedet, it’s best not to know, Desu Kusokamisama.”

“…”

I know.

That’s one of the hardest things he’s ever shown.

Of course, there are things in the world that you don’t need to know.

Yes, I said there were people I had never seen before, but there were people I had only seen once.

It is said that they see his unique sickness as a taste of watching, and it was a name given to Solias because he was like that in the early days, but now it is just…

She clearly showed her goddess-like side, and among the gods, she definitely looked like a god.

Are they crazy people who want to use the world itself as wealth just to punish me? Are they more benevolent than anything else in the world when it comes to humans, but are they crazy people around them?

Naturally, the one I raise my hand for is the latter.

Okay.

There are times when people are corrected when they are beaten, and I believe Solias is one such case.

Because she was careless, the world that unfolded was such a mess.

Even though she may be foolish, her beliefs are always consistent, and she does it for the humans who follow her!

Because that one thing was still the same.

“Then, from now on, you will call me Master Solias-“

“Wouldn’t it be better to at least make the names pseudonyms before that?”

“…Name?”

“Ilias.”

“…”

“It’s your name. At least it’s a name I can use on this earth.”

“…Thank you.”

“What?”

What is this to be thankful for?

“The rest are Ika, Samb, and Samel.”

Do you know that for me it is one (1), two (2), three (3), and four (4)?

The names given to the rest were I(2)ka, Sam(3)b, and Sha(4)mer. It is a name given like this.

Ilias is, of course, one (1) rias.

Another truth has emerged in the world that you don’t need to know. Of course, Dick, Anna, and my older sister, who knew my methods, clicked their tongues and said, “Tsk.”

Hehe…!”

Seeing that Solias seemed to be in a strangely good mood, it seemed like she liked that name for some reason.

…

Well, since you like it, I guess it’s a happy ending.