Chapter 170 – 169. Fats (2)
Count Carlos.
Full name: Count Ricardo Carlos.
I wonder, how could a nobleman be this fat? One question was resolved.
Okay.
A person can be so fat that they roll around.
It’s also very fat.
Seriously, some people weigh over 120kg with muscle, but they are fat enough to weigh over 100 with just the flesh alone. Really.
“Brother Gawain, let’s make a bet. Will you be heavier or that pig?”
“Hey, don’t make that bet. Do you think these muscles are all water muscles?”
What’s truly amazing is that you can still walk like that.
Normally, it would be difficult to move at that level, so how can you move and breathe?
It looks like it’s hard to breathe.
As soon as Elizabeth kicks off with her feet, she immediately stands up and from the way she waddles away, she looks like she’s having a hard time even moving.
Plus, those eyes.
I wanted to pluck out those eyes that were looking at you with so many lustful eyes-
I guess it’s because I’m a ‘common sense person’.
I didn’t want to go that far.
“Well, if you’re a person with common sense, be like a person with common sense-“
“My dear, my Elizabeth- you will not accept my courtship- keaaaaa!!”
Fuck.
“I heard you’re a person of common sense?”
Elizabeth looks at me and she says.
Naturally, I wanted to act like a common sense person, but sometimes common sense people are more barbaric than barbarians. That’s right, it really sucks that he’s asking my woman to marry him like this.
“I don’t know what to do when I hear that fucking shit.”
Lightning Bolt.
Naturally, this time, completely different people appear.
I used lightning bolts just enough to not kill him, so behind him was a guard knight.
And mercenaries.
There are also a lot of bastards who smell like stars.
What they have in common is that they were scared as soon as they made eye contact with me, and why are the beings of the stars scared?
Aren’t they all impatient because they can’t tell me?
“…”
All of them, one by one-
He is silent while looking at me.
Mercenaries with great experience on the battlefield.
Even the knight-level monsters looked at me and retreated.
Even if there are more than 100 of them, they cannot attack here.
And I immediately put the sunfire in my hand and I know that if it explodes, everyone here will die.
“Whoa, step back. If you fuck up, I’ll blow it all up.”
Only then did I step back and ask Count Carlos while holding it in the air.
Brown hair, a face dripping with pork fat.
Is it called dog oil?
No, let’s just call it pork fat.
I was just planning to pass by anyway, and I was planning on just replenishing groceries and spending the night.
I never specifically asked to stop by, I was just passing by as a traveler, so how did I know?
The star beings are here, and they are blocking my path.
They are wearing human skin, and from the looks of them hiding here and there, they look like they are trying to block the road but are hesitating because something is unusual.
Well, that’s good.
If he doesn’t attack me right away and goes away, there’s no reason for me to go out and find him.
To be polite, I ask again.
Okay.
[Courtesy] That’s right.
Manners and norms.
I mean the rules of etiquette.
“First of all, let me ask you something, Count Carlos. When I told you to stay out of the way and just get out of the way, you suddenly started courting my [Liz], Did you turn around?”
“Liz, Liz?!”
For reference, Liz, this is Elizabeth’s childhood nickname.
Why do I know this?
Because she always tells me to call her Liz.
It’s a hassle to call everyone by their full names, so ask close people to call you this.
…
Lizra.
It’s a really good sound.
“Oh my, you call me that-“
“Well, why do you call my girl by her nickname?”
There was an uproar because he didn’t usually call me.
And if you think about the sad look on her face when she was called Margrave, you can see how much she wanted to be called that.
Of course, it’s something you can’t say yourself.
And when she sees me freely calling a nickname for a woman she could not call and was rejected by, she foams at her mouth and points a finger at me. After saying something clearly full of insults.
“You, you – Golden Sun!!! You trash bastard whose family went into ruin, how dare you call my Elizabeth like that!?”
The family has fallen.
Of course, it is true that it fell.
I tried to do it openly in Magia, but my noble status in Uruk still remains, and I can easily obtain the position of imperial mage whenever I come to Uruk.
Gilgamesh will use me with great care, and of course he is the kind of person who will do so.
If anything, they’re going to say that he’s handing over the throne to me as emperor.
I really hate that.
What kind of confidence does this person have in a person who is capable anywhere and can move up to the central position?
“…I’m asking for a duel. Who will accept it?”
I ask out of courtesy.
Of course, this is a remark that clearly insults me, and I look around and ask.
Even if they are a fallen noble, a noble is a noble, and even if they are a noble from a foreign country, it is a fucking etiquette that applies.
You can ignore this and treat me like shit, and I can do the same, but the reason I protect it is because I don’t want to cause trouble.
The problem is that if the other person has no intention of doing so, there is no need for me to do so.
“Charlos, don’t do anything crazy and get out of here.”
Elizabeth talks to this pig, but she doesn’t even pretend to listen.
No, in the first place…
“Miss Pantalone! Don’t worry! I will save you from the Golden Sun! Even if your family [Falls], I will only have eyes for you-“
“Say it again.”
“I don’t know what your family is…Khak?!”
“Do you really want to go back?”
Oh.
Immediately plunge the sword into the ground.
This time, I admit it even though I’m angry.
Looking at the sight of her sticking it out in front of Carlos, Elizabeth is furious right now.
She tells me all this bullshit about marrying me because her family is ruined, which is a huge insult to her and, of course, a huge disrespect.
Naturally, this is not the case among nobles.
I’ll take care of you, so come! It could be done this way, but Elizabeth is an outstanding heroine for that rich rich bastard to mess with, and of course it would be better to do it, so fuck the Duke of Pantalone. And then it will just collapse.
Of course, it won’t fall, and I won’t let it happen.
That’s right, isn’t it?
In the first place, what does it mean to look like they want to fall?
“Listen, Elizabeth!!! I know the misfortune that has come to your family-“
I know bad luck.
Are you still stuck here even though you know that?
“If you know, you will also know how the country was destroyed, Count Carlos.”
“…Don’t worry, even if the country collapses, you’ll be the only one-“
“Then what are you doing if you’re not going to see your father?”
I won’t go.
That’s right, isn’t it?
I don’t know what kind of person Duke Pantalone is. However, judging from Elizabeth’s personality at least, she is probably a tiger-like person, and if you say such nonsense as buying her daughter with money, she will not hesitate to hit your head off.
Looking at Elizabeth’s personality, not only is her pride high, but even if the Duke of Pantalone dies, Elizabeth is a woman who will be able to raise up the Duke of Pantalone on her own.
“…Do you really need permission from an old man like that?”
“…Hey, Count Pig? I don’t explain it to you when I see a really bad guy, but it’s because I have a disease that makes me unable to cut myself. But really, stop talking after that. You’re such a jerk.”
It’s not fake, it’s real.
Elizabeth had already taken out her sword.
Of course, I don’t know what that pig count believes or is talking about.
However, what do you need to be a grasshopper against a warrior party?
Hmm.
Nothing much.
I’ve already sensed a presence –
Naturally, I immediately grabbed Elizabeth’s waist and stepped behind her.
This was before the sword was fired.
Of course, they were conscious of the sword energy, or if not, our party’s power was leaked.
What is clear is that it is an incredibly strong protective shield that is conscious of us.
A shield was deployed that distorted and refracted the space to channel the shock, and at the same time, I could hear the sound of a shock wave splitting through the air from afar.
2 seconds, 3 seconds-
Then, I grabbed Elizabeth’s waist and spread a shield with all my might.
A huge shield that can surround us all.
It even summons a gust of wind from the Spirit King of Wind, twisting and distorting the surrounding air.
Howitzers, missiles, and shooting and artillery-type magic attacks are greatly affected by wind.
Moreover, a powerful being at the level of the Spirit King is a force that openly sabotages it.
“Sylphid!!”
-Ha, great! How did you really notice this?
“If you pretend, you’re pretending. The only thing you can do is draw attention by blocking the way so people can’t pass in the first place!”
He needs bait, but he can’t believe he’s doing it himself.
Kwaaaaa!!!
Squall,
And the sound of artillery fire.
“Kaaaaa?!”
“W-what!? What is this!? Suddenly, where… Ugh?!”
“…”
Dick’s expression hardens.
It’s so harsh that it can’t even be compared to before.
And I am Count Carlos, protected even in this chaos.
He was smiling leisurely with his arms crossed.
The reason he can do that in the first place is because he has a relaxed expression that he only shows when this attack can’t do any damage to him.
But do you know this?
“…Hey, all your residents are dying.”
“Does not matter.”
“Huh- really?”
“After all, the poor people rise from the ground. What does it mean to know how many die?”
Um, yeah.
Decided.
“It looks like you have to die to come to your senses.”
This is the first time I thought, without any hesitation, that I should kick this bastard.