Chapter 492 – Doctor Gamdeokbae (28)

“Then Iris-sama, please be careful.”

Hehe… Yes, Mr. Luin. I will be careful.”

After seeing Iris off, I got ready and prepared to leave. The target is the Knights. I had contacted them in advance, so there was no problem. Climbing into the carriage with Maria, I rearranged my plan against the rattling sound in the background. Two goals for today. One was to win Serpin’s favor, and the other was to build a reputation as a doctor.

From now on, the prince’s woman must be netted…

You don’t have to be a royal doctor.

As long as the female protagonist is also an aristocrat, I also needed that level of status.

So today, if you check hard… How much awareness will it build? I feel sorry for Iris, but it would be best if I could become Lucius’ doctor. A female protagonist seriously injured in an incident and Lucius asking for treatment to save her life. But what if that treatment is sex? Whoops, it’s already been fun.

Of course, the chances of things going the way I expected were slim, but…

It’s not going to unfold the same way.

Anyway, as long as I had to do netori, sticking next to Lucius was the correct answer.

-Kiik

“Louin-sama, we have arrived!”

So today, I have to catch both rabbits… Can you do it well? When I saw the Knights, I became a little nervous. The only skill I can use right now is ‘Observation’. But… Still, it’s not just observation, it’s ‘observation’, so I’ll do anything. With a trembling heart, I got off the carriage, hardened my expression, and went inside the knights.

It was the beginning of the Serpin attack.

***

“Oh, you’re here early. Are you okay?”

“It’s okay. Thank you for your concern.”

Serpin Reinhardt. A grateful person who is barely exposing her breasts today. Her lower body wriggled at the precarious appearance, as if she could see the top even if she moved just a little. I think he dressed like that to enjoy other people’s reactions… What is your true heart? I was curious about that, so I used observation, and then I found out what I didn’t want.

“Are you having a lot of trouble because of Iris?”

“Yes?”

“The last time I saw it, the two of them seemed to be in a sticky relationship… Hehe, isn’t it?”

“Kuhm… It’s not like that.”

[Welcome, interest, expectation]

This woman, I didn’t look at it like that, but she must have been a Woogyeolchuk? Doubting the relationship between Iris and me… No, the questioning Serpin. Maybe he likes gossip, he smirks alone… Whoa, he looked like an old man, and to be honest, I didn’t like it. Should I say I can’t pay for my face? She was born as an actress but acted like a manager, and it was a waste of huge breasts that were about to overflow.

Should I make her a female as soon as possible?

I secretly sighed and used my observation again to dig into her thoughts. Anyway, as long as I’m a member of the ‘reason’, I’m not going to react a little. Using that as a hint, he planned to proceed with the attack on Serpin. Looking back on it, it was a great 100-point operation.

[Inconvenience, Interest, Bluff, Shame, Disappointment, Anger]

But this is so… The reaction suddenly changed.

Negative opinions came up along with the thought of ‘Well, that’s right’. On the outside, he was smiling, but on the inside, he was filled with regret. Do you want me to connect with Iris? Serpin’s change of heart for unknown reasons. I was blown away by the changed atmosphere.

“Huh? Why all of a sudden Are you sick again?”

“Ah, haha… I’m nervous because I’m in front of a beautiful woman.”

“… It’s not a particularly funny joke.”

“Ah… That’s right sorry.”

I don’t know what it was, but it must have been a mistake. Now, instead of ‘disappointment’, Serpin’s heart is full of ‘depression and bitterness’… After confirming that, I hurriedly said goodbye and walked to the hospital room. I was going to be here for at least three days, so there was no hurry.

***

“Oh my God!”

“Muh, what’s going on!”

“It can be this terrible… “

“What’s up!”

“I’m really sorry, but… Big… “

“Tell me quickly!”

“Get on… Hair loss is in progress.”

“What, what?!”

“If you continue like this, you will be bald within a month.”

“Is that a lie? Hair loss… I’m balding!”

“Unfortunately… Judging by the thinning hair thickness… “

“All… Shut up! How dare you damn commoner bastard!”

“But if you take this herb called Propecia, you can be cured.”

“… Damn commoner… Yes? I beg your pardon?”

“This herb, more common than you might think, reduces libido if you cook it for more than an hour, but in return it has the effect of giving strength to your hair. It works directly for hair loss.”

“Is that true? That… There are all those herbs!”

“So if you take this herb regularly, you can overcome hair loss.”

“Ahhh! You are the name of the rumor… No, more than that!

It’s been a while since the ‘mysterious medical dictionary’ saw the light. An article that sheds tears and rejoices when I tell them about the hair loss treatment… No, knights. They laughed at the story of hair loss, but when the cure came out, everyone shouted hurrah… You’ve lost more hair than I thought, knights here. People’s eyes changed in an instant. Thanks to that, I became a doctor given by heaven.

“I’m in good shape, but I have insomnia.”

“Here, you can boil the herb called zolpidem for three hours and eat it.”

“That is… Me, kuhm It’s big there, but that’s really… Keuhum, why are you here, like that?”

“It is an herb called Viagra that is very good for men.”

No, at this level, I was the sky.

“Dirk! Dirk! Dirk! Dirk!”

Knights who build towers and praise me.

Ah, it’s exciting

This is how GOAT feels.

Maybe it’s because they’re all knights, but their bodies are healthy… Originally, everyone has their own regrets. When I picked up and resolved those parts I found out through the checkup, the knights praised me. If word spreads about this, the knights who ignored me because I was a commoner would come, right? And if that happens two or three times…

After all, it was clear that Lucius would find me in the end.

“Thank you, Ruin! I will serve you as a benefactor!”

“Haha… I just did my job.”

“Still, a benefactor is a benefactor!”

Haha… If I’m really a benefactor, then… May I ask you one question?”

“As much as you like!”

“I want to hear what kind of person Serpin is.”

“Ah, you mean our captain?”

And… He likes me this much, but it’s not polite to not use him. Information that cannot be known by observation. In other words, I was curious about the evaluation of the public, so I gathered articles and asked questions. What kind of captain Serpin was, and what kind of woman she was.

“Your face is pretty… Keuheum, my body is so shallow… Ah, it’s a secret from the captain!”

“You don’t know enough… Tsk, you’re probably the saddest.”

“The captain himself would have given up. Lately, I’ve been just showing them all. You must have thought that if you act confidently, the other person won’t make fun of you either.”

“If I were half the size I am now, there would have been a line of men asking me to marry him… Whew.”

However… What the hell are you talking about?

Completely unexpected answers poured in.

A strange story about being unpopular because your chest is too vulgar. It was bullshit that I couldn’t even imagine. It is said that the bigger the chest, the better it is… It was absurd to be discriminated against for the lovely reason of huge breasts. This really didn’t make sense.

But then, five letters come to mind.

A novel for women.

Maybe, was that so?

Readers who hate women with extraordinarily large breasts. Because of them, they say that all the lead characters in female-oriented novels have flat chests, and only the villains have big breasts… Maybe it was an absurd world where huge breasts were discriminated against for the same reason. Iris also had small breasts at first, and Marsha is also completely flat. At least the female protagonist, Chloe, was different…

It made sense when I thought of how close it was before becoming big breasts.

“Okay… You’re being treated like that… “

Poor Serpin. With such attractive breasts, she must have been ridiculed all her life. Perhaps the incident in the morning, or Serpin’s straightening attitude towards me, might have been due to her inferiority complex stemming from her own breast size. … No, I was sure.

I was amazed at the colossal breasts, but… He must have thought he was insulting.

It was a really unfortunate misunderstanding.

But thanks to this, the angle of attack came out?

You just have to teach them how noble and precious huge breasts are.

Finding a way, I went to Serpin with Maria. It was to say hello before going to bed, as well as to report on what happened today. However, the real purpose is to receive Paisley from Serpin. To that end, I chewed and swallowed the ‘Fantasia’ I had hidden in my mouth. She was thinking of stimulating ‘Arbosomnium’ by using herbs that create mana and her internal energy.

“As a result of the examination, there is a particular abnormality in the body… Ugh, ugh… “

“… What, what is it all of a sudden?”

“Oh my! Ruin-sama!”

“Cough Cough… Ugh… “

“Hey, hey, what the hell is going on?!”

“Oh, what should I do… Serpin! It’s a big deal! Ruin… “

“So what happened!”

“Please, Sir Serpin! Please do naughty things with Ruin-nim!”

Also Maria. She was, from what I heard, a great helper.