Chapter 587 – Became a Sex Education Professor at the Academy (13)

Q. How do I make a girlfriend?
A. Get out of the house right now.

I’m not saying this as a joke.
How can I find a girlfriend when I’m stuck at home? First of all, you have to go out and meet the opposite sex. Events only happen when there is a meeting. If you don’t go out because it’s annoying, what you’ll never be able to have is a girlfriend. So, we have to ‘meet’ first.

… That’s what they said on the internet.
So I prepared a supplementary class.

Q. It doesn’t happen even if we meet?
A. Like that.

Of course, meeting doesn’t mean everything will be solved.
Contact with the opposite sex is a necessary condition. From there, what you need to know is how to attract the attention of the opposite sex… It depends on various individual circumstances, so it is difficult to say ‘what is the right answer’. However, if I were to give one hint, it would be ’empathy.’ In order to approach the opposite sex, you have to break down your guard, and the most effective thing at that time is ’empathy.’

… That’s what they said on the internet.
So I gave Zion homework.

If she is sincere, she will know what she likes. I use it to say, ‘Oh, I like that too. Did we work? The plan was to carry out a ‘big hit’ operation. The more similar your hobbies are, the faster you become friends. Although I actually asked for a different reason, anyway… I planned to attack Zion using ‘shared interests’.

“I couldn’t find it.”
“… “Couldn’t find it?”
“Yes, not at all.”

However… This operation was ruined from the beginning.
She confesses in a blunt voice that she couldn’t do her homework.
Sion Ernst was a heroine who was more tired than expected.

***

“I saw the sunset just like the professor said. But I didn’t feel anything. The impressions were that it was red, that it was the sun, and that it was time to leave school. I also saw the morning sunset, just in case, but it didn’t seem much different. “My impressions were that it was red, that it was the sun, and that it was school time.”
“… Right.”
“I tried delicious food as the professor said. My impression was that it was a steak, chewy, and delicious. If I had to guess about likes or dislikes, I would say I like it, but if you ask me if I like it, my answer would be, I don’t know. Because I don’t know.”
“… Right.”
“I went for a walk as the professor said. But nothing special… “
“That’s about it. “I don’t think I need to hear any more than that.”
“Sorry.”
“No, I’m not sorry… “Whoa, this is completely unexpected.”

Could it be that he was a robot and not a person?
I looked at Shion to see if he was AI, but I didn’t see anything like having multiple limbs, biting hair, or uniform buttons. So, Zion is a person… No, but why do you say things like that? It felt like dealing with artificial intelligence.

“Can’t I become stronger?”
“Not like that.”
“But… “
“Only one day has passed. “Don’t get discouraged already.”
“Sorry.”
“It might have been difficult to find it on my own. So let me help you from now on. First… Okay, let’s look at this bead first. “It’s a crystal ball with a cat on it.”

Cats are creatures that survive solely because of their cuteness.
So, even if it’s Zion, wouldn’t it be okay for a cat? I handed her a mental recovery bead (her director said so). In the marble, two kittens were rolling around, hugging each other. Anyone who sees it says wow, it’s cute… This is a video that you can’t help but say. I waited for Shion’s reaction with anticipation.

“It’s a cat.”
“That’s right, it’s a cat.”
“I have two cats.”
“Yes, there are two.”
“Yes, it’s a cat.”

But it didn’t work for Zion.

“A cat, a four-legged animal with fur. My impression is, it’s a cat, it’s a cat, it’s a cat. Oh, by the way, I heard that Anna Hiltz has a lot of hair. The person who took this video probably also had dirty clothes. “It probably needed cleaning.”

Is this truly an artificial intelligence without blood or tears?
Shocked, I quickly used mental recovery beads.

“Professor.”
“… “
“Professor?”
“Ah, hmm… “This is next.”
“This… “
“Yes, it’s a macaron.”

Although cats are cute, it was arrogant to think that everyone would like them.
There is a saying that people are allergic to cats, and there are also people who hate animals themselves. However, the case of macarons was different. Among the women I know, there are very few women who don’t like macarons. So I’m sure Zion will like it too. I believed her gender was female…

“Macarons, sweet snacks. My impression is sweet, sweet, sweet. It’s not that it doesn’t taste good, but you get tired of it quickly. Two is my limit. Anything more than that is too much.”
“… Is that the end?”
“Yes, it’s over.”

Unbelievable… Macarons were not invincible either.
Sion Ernst is still looking at me with an expressionless face. Even when she saw the cat or ate the macaron, she had no reaction. It’s a macaroon prepared with mental recovery beads and snacks that I always carry with me… Everyone was sacrificed senselessly.

In the end, all that’s left is chess, which I recently took up as a hobby…
Do women really like this?

I felt skeptical, but… Unfortunately, there was no other way.

“What is that?”
“Ah, this is called a chessboard.”
“Chessboard?”
“Yes, a tool for playing chess.”
“Chess?”
“Don’t you know?”
“This is my first time hearing it.”
“Ah… “You came from a commoner background.”
“That’s right.”

Just test it once and if you don’t like it, stop.
I walked to the table in the corner, sat down on the chair, and taught him how to play chess.

“If you defeat the opponent’s king in this way, you win the game.”
“… I see, this is chess.”
“Do you want to give it a try?”

And I was not kind to beginners.

“It’s check mate.”
“… Let’s move here.”
“It’s still check mate. “Look at the knight’s location.”
“Ah… “
“Still, it’s pretty good considering it’s the first time. “You have talent.”
“Again.”
“… Huh?”
“I will try again.”

It’s not that good either.
Shion’s expression, which was already hard, became even harder.
I think I asked for one more round as a courtesy… Both his voice and his actions seemed very dissatisfied. If this is the case, should I look for something other than chess? Let’s stop here today and assign homework, then tomorrow will be something completely different…

“I will try again.”
“Are you still playing the game?”
“The chance of winning with the moves we just made is gone.”
“… I get it.”

Huh, I guess I’ll have to prepare something completely different tomorrow.
Cute and sweet didn’t work, so tomorrow…

“I will try again.”
“Still in the game.”
“The possibility of winning this time is gone.”
“Sion Ernst, in times like that, it’s good manners to first bow your head and say, ‘I lost.'”
“… “
“Sion Ernst?”
“I am… “I will try again.”

I hurt your pride, is this it?
I was planning to finish it and move on, but Zion was persistent in the fight.
But even so, you are a beginner. Even if two or three rounds were played, Zion never won. But after four rounds, it became five… Damn, is this genius? I started to read it more and more, and as I reached the sixth and seventh edition, I felt a sense of escalation.
And when the eighth round came…

-Clap.
Hehe, I’m here!”

Nice, Rose Marie.

“The class ends here.”
“Still in the game.”
“I said the class ends here.”
“But not yet…” “
“Sion Ernst. “Are you rebelling against me?”
“… No.”
“I will give you the same homework as yesterday, so don’t forget to come.”

Having received a very appropriate interruption at a critical moment, I flipped the chessboard over as if I had been waiting. Maybe it’s because he’s a genius, but his skills seem to grow quickly… Mr. A, no matter what. You can’t lose to someone who learned it for the first time. I also had pride.
To be honest, I didn’t want to lose.

“Hmm, Miss Zion? You’re blocking my path again today… “
“… “
“Excuse me… Miss Zion?”
“… “
“Um, do you have something to say to me?”
“… “Listen to class well.”

-Quaang!

“What, what, what is that rude person?!”

Oh my, I never thought the day would come when I would be thankful to Rose Marie.
As she was brought out of the brink of defeat, I caressed her with great joy. Today again, I made her lift her skirt and then looked under her panties… Then, I took off my panties and exposed my pussy…

“Huh, huh… School, professor, haaaaa… “
“Why are you doing that?”
“Something like today, haaah… It’s kind, um, haaaaa… “
“Isn’t it good to be kind?”
“He’s kind… Yes! And it was so lewd, ugh! Haa, haa… “
“It’s for class.”
“I know, but… Ha, ha! Haaaaa!”

As expected, Rose Marie’s reaction was cute.
She looks at me with tears in her eyes. I could feel a strange pleasure in Rose Marie’s expression. If Shion is too much of a ‘T’, Rose Marie is truly an ‘F’, and even the slightest touch makes her cry… Her appearance was so lovely that I kept smiling.

“Rosemari, this goes only so far… “
“I know! Haa, uhm… Because it’s okay, haha… Please keep touching me… Just, uhm… I’m just saying it, so it’s okay… Please continue… “

I have to wait and see Shion sob…
Unfortunately, there still seemed to be a long way to go.