Chapter 34 – Not Easy – 1

Eris murmured as she looked at the black knights surrounding us.

“…Did I do something wrong?”

“Huh.”

“Sorry.”

I didn’t answer them one by one. Apologizing now didn’t mean only the dead Kali would be resurrected.

Elise gave her a trivi, and Cheshire gave her a hammer. Tyr asked me, his neck shrinking like a turtle.

“Captain, what are you going to do now?”

“I have to make flower beds again.”

“No shit… It’s not a flower story. What are those knights going to do?”

“I have to kill you.”

“Is it that easy? Not easy. Isn’t it something like that?”

“Facility.”

Tyr and Dodo were quite frightened, but in fact, strictly speaking, we were not in a situation to be frightened.

The captain failed to resist even once, and it is right that the other side should be scared.

In fact, the movements of the knights surrounding us were quite stiff. It means your body is tense.

“I will fight alone. Let the women go.”

No reply came back from the knights.

“Why no answer? Do you want to see a woman’s breasts and ass during a fight? Do you think you’ll be able to fight better because you’ve gained strength? Yes, Alice’s breasts are unnecessarily large.”

“Main… Master! What are you talking about!”

I ignored Ellis neatly and continued her words calmly.

“Why, would you have them participate in battle naked? You can do that Raise your hand if you are a knight whose sexuality is stronger than chivalry.”

No one raised a hand.

It was a natural procedure. If you raised your hand here and protested, it would look as if you were really interested in ‘women’s bodies’.

“No? So what do women send? Anyway, as long as you defeat me, you can do anything you want. That situation will never come, but anyway. What are you doing, Alice, take the kids.”

I tapped Alice on the butt.

Still, she must have noticed that Elise didn’t make a whoosh this time.

I couldn’t help but see her face turn red.

When the two knights got out of the way, an exit to the fence created by the armor appeared, and the officers of El Balom jumped out of their seats.

Suddenly, Alice stopped once.

“Master fighting! If you win, I’ll kiss you!”

Cried so

She suddenly wanted to lose.

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Two ermethylene held in her hand. I asked while feeling the cold touch.

“You guys, do you think you’d dare to attack the captain after seeing him get beaten so easily? They say they’ll watch if you’re loyal even in heaven?”

Then, among the remaining knights, the largest knight slowly took off his helmet.

Now that I look at it, it was a scar-covered old knight with white hair and a beard.

“…What are you so old for? Isn’t the armor heavy?”

There would be no provocation more irritating than attacking with Nai, but despite this, Nogisa remained expressionless.

“Each of us is Kaliman. There is no such thing as a captain.”

“I see. But your level is not going to be there either.”

“Can it be? The one who just died was the most unhelpful force among us.”

“What are you?”

“You will know that from now on.”

The group of Kaliman who surrounded me gradually narrowed the siege. Come to think of it, it was a bit ridiculous.

“…Is attacking as a group included in the spirit of chivalry? It’s a bit different from the articles I know.”

“What kind of chivalry is maintained in dealing with small fish.”

“Smallfish? Do you guys have anything like this?”

I waved two witch’s curses in front of them.

One pistol. One hammer. Originally, it was difficult to see even one, but now I had one of each in my hands.

“I know Denia has a witch’s curse, right? Balrogs don’t have anything like this. By the way, small pikes?”

As Kaliman took off her helmet, her eyes became quite serious.

“I couldn’t believe it… It’s really a witch’s curse. Put it down, my dear. It’s not something you can deal with.”

“It’s something I can deal with. I’ve been dealing with this for years.”

“I’m going to have to cut off that wrist first.”

With those words as a starting point, all sorts of knights started running towards me.

‘It’s been a while since I’ve dealt with many people at once.’

After thinking about the past, I focused only on dodging the attack for a while. Life-and-death situations are always thrilling as dangerous as they are dangerous.

“Die!”

It is not difficult to dodge the sword of the knight that is charging at you.

The phrase ‘the body is honest’ is a word that can be used in this situation. No matter how despicable they may be, a knight’s attack is honest.

The path of the sword with only straight lines, without any curves.

To be honest, it’s a tougher situation to suffer from attacks like this.

-If you win, I’ll kiss you!

… Would you just let it go? I seriously thought about it for about two seconds.

“You are so weak.”

“What! This guy!”

It was impossible to see with the naked eye because it was hidden by the helmet, but the other person’s face must have been flushed red.

“Really. Weak.”

Even if your fighting spirit is strong, it is meaningless if you cannot support it with your basic skills.

Once, twice, three times— I could feel the knights getting more and more impatient as the countless sword strikes couldn’t even cut a single strand of my hair.

The old knight’s face, which had taken off his helmet, was already an ice-colored face.

“You guys… What are you doing?”

“Small. Bantling.”

“Did Queen Denia send you by any chance? The same goes for the witch’s curse.”

“Ask Denia directly about that. How difficult is that?”

His eyes twitched slightly.

“Come to think of it, Queen Denia also uses short words… Are you from Blackjack by any chance?”

Now, he was interpreting the lines just to raise the medicine at will. Weak people always find reasons for their weakness.

“You’re just losing to small pups. Don’t bother looking for excuses.”

“Nonsense! No one can be this relaxed against us!”

Hung, Hung.

I continue to dodge the sword attacks that are swung at me with ease.

These guys must have only dealt with guys weaker than themselves. Also, when training, sparring among themselves would have been all they could do.

As a result, this article in the well was born.

“I don’t think there are any guys as timid as you. You don’t wear armor because you’re strong, you hide behind armor because you’re cowardly. Actually, do you think Denia would care who goes inside the armor? You are just expendable. Among consumable items, it is a rather useless defective product.”

“What… La… Go… !”

The knights who were attacking me screamed, but their actions were slowing down.

-And! Florian is great!
– Oh, oh oh oh ?! Heh ugh…
-Dodo! Damn it! Don’t call the captain by name! Oh, my shoes are all wet! Damn bunny!
-I’m fighting~

Around that time, the shouts of El Balom officers were heard from the window of the mansion.

It was a cheer for me, but from the point of view of the knights who deal with me, it was no different from being teased. The speed of swinging the sword noticeably slowed down, as if everyone was confused.

“…Provocation would be good. If you want to preserve the body intact.”

Do you still have any pride left? I was dumbfounded and burst into laughter.

“Knights, have you ever seen the face or body of the Balrog leading you? The three knights of Denia are especially timid and rarely take off their armor.”

“It’s none of your business!”

Slowly dodges a vertical sword attack to the side. I guess I’ve never seen it.

“Sometime, take off your helmet and check your face. Or take your pants off and look at your ass. Denia likes cricket, right? He must be bruised from being hit by a bat.”

“You son of a bitch!”

It was as if blood vessels had burst in Nogisa’s eyes.

This time, a horizontal sword strike. I jumped high and dodged it. I didn’t forget to connect the words even in the air.

“It may be hard to believe, but it is the reality. Did you expect the person you serve to be a great person? Do you think that you who follow me will also become great people? There’s no way.”

But then.

Kwadeuk-!

A wide horizontal sword strike hit the carriage. The door of the carriage was broken with a loud noise.

Clattering-

“…?”

Something black spilled out of the broken door. This familiar scent pierces your nose. It was gunpowder.

“…Look at these?”

You were thinking of using the wagon itself as a bomb to completely blow up the mansion. These guys also had no intention of negotiating from the beginning.

‘It seems that the precious carriage was all acting.’

Everything is full of lies It was only now that he understood why he had prepared a wagon made of steel.

… Alice, how far have you looked?

“Ellis—!”

I shouted the boy’s name out loud. The answer comes back right away.

– Yes master! I’m listening!

“Good job. I’ll touch your ass later!”

– Huh, Huh! Heuuuuu…
-Oh really! He’s going to fill his diapers!

Visor! Visor! Visor!

This time, he knocked out all the incoming sword attacks with a hammer. I just realized that these guys aren’t the ones to talk to.

After landing with a distance, he separated his lips while pouring mana into the trivi.

“You fake knights. I will teach you the spirit of chivalry myself.”

I raised the treebi and checked the target points in advance.

No matter how thick the armor is, it doesn’t cover the whole area. It seems to be able to fire it by precisely aiming for the gap in the joint part.

“Respect and protect the weak. Have you heard?”

I could feel the trivi getting hotter. It’s strange, it’s a feeling I’ve never felt before.

“You can respect the weak. Even the timid ones can respect you. However.”

Paaang—!

First, one shot was fired.

“I have no respect for mean people. This chewy guys. No negotiations with bombers.”

Whoaaaaa!

As the blue mana bullets tore through the air, they began to contain something else.

Red mana, a familiar circuit that seems to have been seen somewhere.

…Explosive spells? Sure The bullets were imbued with explosive-type magic.

‘…Come to think of it, stigmata also had the power to copy abilities!’

It wasn’t that he had completely overlooked that fact. But he hadn’t thought that even bullets would be affected by it.

Hooked—!

A completely reddish bullet pierced the old knight’s forehead while blazing. And after that, it tore through space and rushed in a straight line—

“Ah…”

He was thrown into a wagon full of gunpowder.

Kwahiah ahhhhh!

Bang! Kwaaaaang—! Bang! Kwaaang!

Then, an explosion sounded as if the eardrum would be torn apart.

“Oh…”

The gunpowder exploded brilliantly, crushing the knights into mere chunks of flesh. Needless to say, the entire flower bed was blown away.

Fortunately I was unharmed.

– Aaaaagh! What are you doing now?

Tyr’s scream is heard at first glance.

“…Not easy.”

Gardening. Not really easy…