Chapter 45 – Did You Stir-Fry Some Meat – 2

Even after occupying the Balrog’s residence, I spent time practicing a set amount of training every day and eating a set amount of food.

If more time was given to me through regression, I had to spend that time diligently to replace it with ‘benefit’. There was no time to waste in the slightest.

“It’s been a while~ Tohei~”

“Long time no see. Chew. No, what I just said was a mistake.”

In any case, we sat down amicably—at the same round table where the executive drivers had originally convened—and started the meeting.

Organization is a law that communication between executives should be good.

Except for issuing orders, Elfriede had no communication whatsoever with the officers. I’m thinking of doing the opposite too.

Now then, from now on, how are you going to break the heads of the Clover Knight and the Diamond Knight?

A balrog appeared with a food cart. But in underwear.

An invisible question mark floated above the heads of everyone except the Balrog.

I wanted to evict the Balrog quickly. So I raised my hand and tried to pick up the food on the cart.

“Hee, hee! When you do, don’t hit me!”

The Balrog shouted as he wrapped his arms around his head.

How the hell did you hit me The eyes of the executives, which meant that, turned to me. Even I was dumbfounded and asked the Balrog.

“I just need to leave the food.”

“Ah, don’t you hit me… ?”

“Don’t hit me.”

“What about during the night… ?”

“I don’t need it.”

Despite the very stern explanation, the eyes of the executives who were full of questions were not taken away.

“Captain… No, wow… If you’re going to hit me like this, I’d rather just kill you.”

“Oh, it looks like he got hit in the head too. It doesn’t seem normal.”

“During the night?! Night time jooooong?! Master? Did you do it during the night? Leave me?!”

I quietly held the trivi in ​​my hand. Then the executives lowered their heads in unison and kept their mouths shut.

I sighed and moved the food from the food cart to the round table.

As the balrog said, the balrog seemed surprisingly talented in the field of cooking. I could tell by looking at the meat that looked appetizing even at first glance.

Where is the meat It was served with vegetables appropriately, so I was very satisfied with the order.

‘However… ‘

There was only one part that bothered me.

It’s not particularly strange that the balrog trembles when I raise my hand. It’s because there are years that Denia has been beaten in the meantime.

‘By the way, what the hell are you talking about at night?’

Is it the story that the Balrog has also sacrificed his body?

But if you want to give it, you have no choice but to give it to Denia. Could it be that our noble Queen of Hearts was also knowledgeable about homosexuality?

I was curious about this so I had to ask. Because the attitude of the balrog who said he would serve the night was so natural.

“Have you ever heard of a night attendant?”

“Yes, yes, yes… I’ve heard of Queen Denia’s Night Attendant many times… “

“How was it?”

The executives and even my eyes were focused on the balrog.

Because no one can’t help but wonder how harsh the Queen of Hearts must have been for such a pretty girl.

The Balrog hesitated a few times before finally opening her mouth.

“I must wash her feet… I have to wipe her body with a wet towel… I have to wash her hair too… You have to apply something good for your skin… I need to get my nails done… ”

Is this good news or bad news? Still, it didn’t seem like bad news at all. Fortunately, Denia didn’t ask for anything sexual.

But the balrog continued to speak. Denia doesn’t seem to be an ordinary crazy bitch either.

“I have to read children’s books too… You have to polish the cricket stick until it’s shiny… I need to rub her shoulders too… That’s it… “

She let out a deep sigh. Everyone let out her sighs for Denia, but there was only one rabbit who let out a sigh of relief.

Suddenly, like a princess on a white horse, Elise grabbed the Balrog’s hands.

“I don’t have to worry about that anymore.”

“Yes, yes?”

“Because I attend to Florian-sama at night and relieve her sexual desire. I’ll take care of all the hard work, so don’t ever think about doing such a thing in the future.”

Is it right to take on the hard work? Even right now, my eyes are twinkling…

“Heh, heh… Thank you ah… “

The Balrog nodded his head and left.

“…A crazy bitch.”

“Crazy.”

“Are you really crazy… Chew.”

The meeting began only after we said a word to Alice.

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The content of the meeting was nothing special.

-The captain steps forward and defeats it, right?
– You’ll do whatever you want, Captain.
– Tohihi.

No, it’s nothing special, but it’s just as good a conclusion. There was nothing wrong with the conclusion itself.

However, what we decided in common was that ‘don’t kill the lower knights, let’s use them as members of El Balom’.

So I gathered all the Kalimans.

A knight who hides behind armor like a balrog should not appear. A true knight is a being who must exert extreme strength even with only one sword in his hand.

Come to think of it, there was one such article among the shadows. It is a long memory.

‘Actually, I get bored when I train alone.’

I’m going to force train these guys too. I don’t need weak guys, so I’m thinking of killing them or sending them back to their hometowns.

Can guys who can’t even overcome training be useful in real battles? Absolutely not.

“From today, we train without armor. You don’t have to wear armor to become a knight. You guys will take off your armor from now on, but you will become even harder.”

Then the Kalimans took off their helmets and started taking off other parts of their armor.

Since the armor was so heavy, it took a while to take it off.

However, what was a little disconcerting was that the number of female knights was much higher than expected.

“…What kind of division is this?”

I muttered involuntarily. Now that I think about it, it was astoundingly surprising that only the priests came to our mansion.

The spade knights’ armor is black. However, there are women with immaculate skin coming out of the armor, so what can I say. I just had nothing to say.

In any case, I had no intention of excluding him from training. Not at all.

“I have no intention of making you guys do night shifts. Instead, I want you to do one training very straight. I got it, I didn’t know.”

“Yes—” Came the loud reply.

It’s a loud answer, but it’s a female voice, so it’s too awkward… I don’t know how to explain it.

“Everyone raise your sword.”

Everyone raised their swords.

“Start swinging ten thousand times.”

No one swung a sword, despite the obvious mention of ‘beginning’. You seem to think I’m exaggerating on purpose to scare you.

As I flicked my fingers, Cheshire appeared next to me holding a hammer.

“If you mess up in the middle, Cheshire will smash your shoulder blades with a hammer. To wield it carefully, one at a time.”

Are you saying that knights can’t even wield a sword properly? If you are going to wield a sword with an ignorant swordsman, at least that swordsmanship must have ‘overwhelming strength’.

Then, how can you obtain such overwhelming strength?

Of course, there is no other way than to swing it to death.

“The chivalry and spirit will change from today. Swing your sword and shout out exactly what I am saying.”

I continued talking while looking at the guys who still had a sloppy way to wield a sword.

“One, my life is my top priority.”

“One! My life is my priority!”

You will only grow stronger if you love yourself, put yourself first, and then give that and your fair share to others.

Well, even this is just a point I came up with from the idea of ​​doing it the opposite of Elfriede’s cry of ‘Elfriede always comes first’.

After all, it’s to my advantage now that these guys can control themselves.

“Omg… !”

“Hey!”

“Hey! Happ!”

As the female knights began to gasp for breath, a somewhat embarrassed sound began to be heard.

“I know I’ll kill everyone if you make a strange noise!”

But when Elise glared at her to death, the knights shut her mouth and swung their swords. A woman seems to be well taken care of by a woman.

Well, it’s only natural that women know a woman’s heart better than a man.

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And finally.

“Kh, ke, ke, the clover knight has come… ! Florian… !”

It seems that the Clover Knight came to visit me.