Chapter 15 – The Flamethrower

“Welcome..? Could it be that you used me as bait?! No, what the hell did you catch?”

There is one reason I caught these guys with Kim Min-seo as bait.
Just a moment ago, when I was talking to these guys across the alleyway, I coveted the paru I was holding in my hand hanging over the window frame.
But when I saw them running out of the building, I saw not only Paroo, but also two men with wooden baseball bats, and one with an ignorant-looking Chinese sword.
Could this be harder than you thought?
By the way…

“Hmm…”
“Why, why are you looking at me like that?”
“I’m not John.”
“… Yes?”
“You are not John. But what, goddess? Under… So absurd.”
“Chi..!! I know?! And did I? The pervert cubs did! And among ordinary people, she’s the prettiest, isn’t she?”
“Who asked?”
“I just want you to know!”
“… “
“Sorry, sorry… But this time, oppa was wrong.. Do you know how much I was hurt when I said it was the body I showed you anyway..? And I’m just trying to change it like a thing… No matter how much I don’t like it, it’s a real wound…”

You are a very miserable heroine.
That’s why I’m going to spill her tears.
And.

“Who said you didn’t like it?”
“Are you serious?!”
“Not just now, but if necessary?”
“Under… This person is real..!!”
“This human? Under… Are you very comfortable with me? Do you want to stop living?”
“Chi..!! Kill, kill! You bastard!!”
“… Yes, it’s right to eat the fish you caught first before eating the sashimi you caught.”
“Oh, don’t come! Kyaaak!!”

Kim Min-seo screams and runs away scared to take a step forward.
Dress appropriately at that time.
Oh, I’m naked too.
Anyway, once you catch the fish, you have to let it go first.

Rattle! Rattle! Rattle!

“Open the door!!”
“Keep your promise! You bastard!!!”
“If you don’t open it, it will break?! Open quickly!”
“Hey, look! Just i…”

Because the fresh, fluttering meat has arrived.
I’m sorry… I’ll have to wear the panties later.
In the meantime, it looks like those crazy bastards will break down the door.

Click-
Swoop-

“Come in.”
“… “

He shouted to open the door like that, but when he opened the door, he hesitated to come in without hesitation.
After all, they are cautious enough to have survived until now.
Perhaps the reason they are doing that is because of the space next to the door that they can’t see through the glass door, not the inside.
I could have set some trap, and I can’t rule out the possibility that someone other than me is hiding.
Like that or not, since they came all the way here, there is only one option.

“Are you not coming in?”
“Keah!!”
“Aaah!!”
“Hey! Get in now!”
“Hurry! They’re coming!!”
“Let’s go in.”
“… Can you step back a bit? Isn’t it a situation where you can trust each other?”
“However much.”

Impatient with the screams of the zombies coming from under the stairs, they come inside in line with my backward movement.
In case something jumps out from the side, he pushes in from the head.

Click-

“Whew…”
“Fuck.. I was cold..”
“But are you alone?”
“Of course you are not alone.”
“What?!”
“Fuck..!”
“Where are you! Where are you?!”

It glows like crazy.
Surprised by my words that they are not alone, the guys raise their weapons in their hands with their spinning heads and shout loudly.
No, what kind of guts did these timid bastards have to come here?
Does that mean that Kim Min-seo is a coveted woman?
She is, of course, she’s a nice girl.
Her face is smooth and her body is chewy.
But isn’t that enough to risk her life?
Well, because each person has a different standard of value.

Swoop-

I pointed to Kim Min-seo, who was hiding behind a hanger to calm the frightened guys.

“There’s another one over there.”
“Oh, Mr..!”
“Are you kidding me?!”
“Are you kidding us right now?!”
“You fucking bastard..!”

I tried to calm you down, but why are you getting more excited?
Whether she peed in excitement or not doesn’t matter to me, though.

“What about things? Are you bringing something to eat? Bring a girl too.”
“Crazy. Did you believe that?”
“Are you stupid? Don’t you think?”
“Hey, this is a real asshole. How did this guy survive until now?”
“Now, I’ll give you a chance. We’re not particularly keen on killing people either. So shut up quietly Then it will save your life.”

After all, these guys didn’t come purely with the intention of making a deal.
Well, what kind of crazy guys would make a deal with three more?
Absolutely stealing it.
Of course, there are those who are thinking of taking at least three, but like me.

“What are you doing?! Really kill me?!”
“Hey, you think we can’t kill you?!”
“Hmm…”
“What’s wrong? This bastard really needs to look around to come to his senses!”

I looked at the four guys who were spitting out words as they came out of their snouts, then nodded and turned around.

“Hey, the exit is this way.”
“Cheuk.. Leave it alone~ Let’s see if he intends to jump over there.”
“Why? We’re blocking it here, so you’re afraid you can’t come?”
“You bastard. Yes~ It’s only on the second floor, so even if you jump down, you won’t fall behind~ Fuhahaha~”

Leaving behind the voices mocking me, I actually went to the window as they said and picked up the curtains spread on the floor.
A long torn curtain with a hoe.
Then, slowly, he turned back towards them.

“You guys know what? That a dog that can’t bite normally barks more noisily.”
“What is he saying now?”
“Don’t make noise, turn it off… “

Kwak!! Widely!!

I tightened the curtain, which was wrapped around my right hand and adjusted to a length of about 1 meter, and I smiled softly.

“And thank you. I don’t think I’ll feel guilty for talking like that.”
“What is that bastard really saying… “

Tadadat!!
Whoops!! Poop!!!

Right hand drawing a circle above the head at the same time as running forward.
Then, the homie hanging from the end of the curtain made a big circle following the movement of my right hand and slapped the face of the man who was talking to me.

“Wang Ho!”
“That crazy bastard!!!”
“Aaaaa!!!”

As soon as one got hit, the three rushed at me without delay.

Fire!!

I grabbed the curtain with my left hand as well as my right hand and pulled it, then swung it once more in a circle.
No, he continued to wield it.

Whoa!!! Whoa!!! Whoa!!!

As I grabbed the front of the curtain with my left hand, the hoe quickly circling around me with a length shorter than 1 meter stopped the movement of the guys rushing towards me, and I turned the hoe and approached them.

“This crazy bastard is real!!!”
“Hey! Move!!”

Swish!!

One guy very cleverly throws a mannequin that can be easily obtained at a clothing store into the trajectory of a hoe drawing a circle.

Grasp!!!

A mannequin that breaks and a hoe that loses rotational power and falls to the floor.
And the guys running towards me again.
Do you think you can beat me without Homi?
Nope, really
I was the one who killed zombies with my bare hands without even raising my stats.
There are only three of them…

Swish-
Come on!!

Retreat at once!
Unlike zombies, those guys are carrying bloody weapons!
Damn, never thought I’d disable my homi like this…
But if you think this is the end, you are mistaken.
Because my number is still there.
Of course now…

“There you bastard!!”
“I’ve been looking for you, you bastard!!”
“Die!!!”
“Fuck..!”

Grasp!!!

I managed to avoid the attack by rolling on the floor with a baseball bat hitting the floor, and in the meantime I put my left hand into the bag I had packed.
I grabbed a round column-shaped object and a lighter piled up at the bottom of the bag with my fingers and quickly pulled out my left hand.

Pooh!!

A turbo lighter that does not go out even when the wind blows on it.
And Aquila, the epitome of household insecticide!

“Heh heh…”

If you’re a man, you’ve probably done it at least once in your childhood.
I remember playing around with fire with a flamethrower that was easily available at home.
And do they have memories like that too?

“That psycho bastard..!”
“P, avoid!!”
“Avoid what?! Just die… “

Profit-
Fuhuaaaaag!!!

Wow! Kill?
The flames that spewed out hit the face of the guy who was running towards him with the paroo in his hand.

“Aaaaa!!!”

Kakang! Kakang! Kkagang!!

A guy screaming while holding his face with a paroo falling from his hand.
I spewed fire into his face once more, and after confirming that he was falling down, I slowly got up.

Fuhuaaak!!
Fuhuaaak!!

After hesitating and spewing fire at the guys who were backing away as a threat, he stood in front of the guy who was rolling on the floor with his face wrapped around his face.
And once again with the lowered lighter and aquila.

Fuhuaaaaag!!!

It spewed fire at the head of the guy who was covering his face.

“Kwaaaaa!!!!”

A scream that resounds desperately.
But am I really a psychopath?

“Heh heh…”

Seeing the man struggling in pain makes me laugh.
Anyway, this guy tried to kill me too, so he needn’t feel guilty.
And even though he has turned into a monster, he doesn’t have much guilt or hesitation about killing people because he kills zombies, which are human beings.
That’s why, unlike the guys who talk with their mouths, they killed one guy by swinging a hoe right away.
Then, since this guy has been retired, is it the end if we just deal with those two?

Fuhwaak!! Fuhwaak!! Fuhuaaaaag!!!

“Sir, you fucking bastard! Do not come!!!”
“Hey, you crazy bastard!! You murderer bastard!!!”
“Isn’t it the same for each other? If I hadn’t killed you, you guys would have killed me.”
“We said we would just let you go!!”
“Okay! It was you who attacked first!!”
“You were the first to break your promise. You were the one who threatened to kill me.”
“But it really kills people… “

Fuhuaaak!!

“Ahh!! Stop it!!!”
“Nope?”
“You crazy bastard..!”

Fuhuaaak!!

“Keah!!”
“Heh heh…”

How fun is this?
Instead of just killing them, tie them up somewhere and play with them blowing fire once a day?
No, I’m not that crazy again.

“Hey! Just jump out!!”
“Fuck!!”
“Hey, wait!! Play more!”
“Don’t come after me! You crazy bastard!!!”
“Get out of here!!”
“Let’s play together?! Hey!!!”

As I chased the guys running toward the door, I breathed fire again.
However.

Fuhuaaak!!

“Oh! Hot!!!”

Perhaps it was because I spewed fire as I ran forward, but rather the flames came over me.

Kkang-kang-

And with the sound of my scream, the two guys running towards the door stopped at the sound of Aquila falling on the floor, and my slightly embarrassed eyes met with the guys looking back.

Jerk- jerk-

The guys and I stared at each other for a moment and blinked our eyes.
Fuck this…

“Die!!!”
“Die, you bastard!!!”

The tide of battle was reversed again, and the baseball bats and swords in the hands of the two were wielded.

“Do I look like a Hogu?”

Swoop-

I took a big step with my right foot to avoid the two weapons that were swinging at me in the same way.

Kwak!!!

I thrust my tightly clenched fist into the face of the guy who was about to turn his head toward me who had escaped to the side.

Poop!!!

“Keuuk..!!”

The guy who was hit in the cheek by a punch that was halfway between a hook and a straight flew away with his head bouncing sideways and spraying saliva. I twisted my whole body along with my waist and put my left hand straight into the bridge of my nose.

Baek!!!
Deed Deuk!!
Thud!!

The guy who hurrahed and flew back slipped on the floor and hit his head on the counter table, and I spread my slightly throbbing hands and picked up the baseball bat that had fallen on the floor.
Because the bloody esophagus is too cruel.
No, it might be more cruel to beat him to death.
Well, anyway.

“Two and three are completely different~ Would I have gone fishing without being able to deal with even two?”
“Ugh.. Ugh..!”
“Yeah, I know it hurts. If you don’t pass out properly like that, it really hurts. So I’ll stop hurting you.”
“Buy, help me… Give me… Help me… Please…”
“Nope? If you’re going to ask for my life, you shouldn’t have thought of killing me in the first place. Don’t even think about taking mine. Is not it?”
“… Fuck.. Bastard..! Go to hell…”

Poop!! Puck!! Puck!! Poop!!!

“What is this, you bastard? Hell is already here, you bastard.”

I left the dead guy alone and turned my head to the side.

Tuk-tuk-tuk-
Took! Eugh-

After hitting the floor once with a baseball bat dripping blood, I dragged myself toward the guy who was pretending to be dead with his head on the counter table.
Didn’t you faint?
It wasn’t.
The moment I hit the floor with Agu’s bat, his body trembled.

Swoop-

Squatting down by the head of the guy who was trying hard to turn his head away with his trembling eyelids tightly closed, I grabbed the baseball bat and struck him on the forehead with the round part at the bottom of the handle.

Perfect!!

“Ah!!”
“Am I a bear? Did you think I would just go if I pretended to be dead?”
“Sah, save me! Help me, brother!!”
“Don’t be gross~ And why am I your older brother? How old are you?”
“S, twenty-two!”

I was at a loss for words for a moment.
Twenty-two?
He seemed young when he saw the talking tail, but…

“Really?”
“Yes, brother!”
“Wow.. I thought there were more than me… What the hell do you eat to lose weight like that? You don’t have to eat that.”
“… “

I’m not kidding, I really want to know.
If I add a little exaggeration and change my clothes and hairstyle a little, I’m presbyopic enough to believe that I’m forty-two.
Of course, just because he looks like an old man doesn’t mean he’ll save you.
Still, this guy is a skip.
It may be that you have information that is different from what I know.
From weapon acquisition to information acquisition.
Because you have to get everything you can get from one fishing.

“Wait here for a while. If you run away and get caught, I will break all the bones called bones from your fingers to toes and kill you painfully.”
“Yes! I won’t budge here!”
“Good.”

Tuk-tuk-

I hit the cheek a couple of times of the guy who was still lying on the floor and nodding his head without even thinking about getting up, then I got up and moved to the place where the guy was burned with his face and even his hair.

“… “

My pounding chest and light breathing told me that I was still alive, so I raised my baseball bat without hesitation.

“Bye.”

Poop!! Puck!!!

May 27th, the 8th day after zombies appeared.
I did my first murder.
Unlike the few people I’ve killed indirectly, with my own hands.