How to Live in the Apocalypse

Chapter 17

How to Live in the Apocalypse

The survival story of a man full of mad adaptability and cleverness

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Chapter 17 – The Hanged People

“Kyaaaaa… Whoops!!!”

I was surprised as the closed door opened, but once she turned around and blocked her screaming Minseo Kim’s mouth.
There’s enough of them coming in right now, so there’s no need to add more.

“Shut up, take off your pants.”
“… “

Kim Min-seo looked at me with wide eyes as if she were talking nonsense.
I didn’t have time to explain, so I grabbed her pants with her hand that was covering her mouth and pulled her down as hard as I could.

Tuduk!!!

With the buckles popping out, her pants and panties caught on her fingers and went all the way down to her ankles at the same time.

“Oh, brother!!”

Brother sucks

Took-

“Wow!!”

Dump!

Trinna lightly pushed Kim Min-seo’s stomach and fell into the open door. Trinna took off the pants and panties that were hanging from her ankles, leaving the pants as they were and grabbing only the panties.
Damn, is this time really tight?

“Keah!!”
“Aaah!!”

If there are one or two zombies, you can deal with them first and continue working slowly, but all the zombies that have been following us from the road are coming.
A good 30 zombies are more than enough.

Swipe- Kkagang! Kakang! Kkagang!!

While the paroo threw it into the door and made a loud noise as it fell to the floor, he inserted a baseball bat into the hole in the leg of the panty, inserted the panty into the round hole where the handle had fallen off, and pulled the panty sticking out with all his might.
Of course, I’m already inside the door.

Bang!!
Thump thump thump!!

“Whew… It was close.”

The reason I took off Kim Min-seo’s panties and did a live show even though I didn’t have time was to fix the door that was not fixed due to her handle that had fallen off.
Since the handle is gone, the door, which might open if left alone, will be fixed so that the door will not open due to the baseball bat hanging outside the door and the pants pulling the baseball bat.
And like this…

Swoop-

If you hang the band of your tight panties on the doorknob right next to you.

Widely!

You don’t even have to pull.
It’s not such a sturdy device, but the zombies outside don’t pull the door anyway, they just bump into and push their bodies like now, so there’s absolutely no way the panties will break.
Unless you push it enough to break it from the inside.

“Oh, brother.. Are you there..?”

When the door was open, the inside was bright with the sunlight pouring in, but except for the light leaking in from the round hole through which the pants were passed, it was pitch black now.
Then you should turn on the fire first.

“Take out the lighter.”
“Ah! Yes!”

Chiik – Chiik – Hwareuk!

“Kyaa… Oops..!”
“If you scream one more time, will you throw it out?”
“… “

Seeing the hand covering his mouth move up and down, he seems to be nodding his head.
Now, Minseo Kim will turn on the lighter that has been turned off again, but I also put my hand into the bag, took out a lighter, and turned on the light.
I couldn’t see it properly because it was only a single lighter, but I picked up a couple of paper towels piled up next to the supply room, put them down on the floor, and lit them, revealing the corpses that made Min-seo Kim scream several times.
Six corpses hanged.

“Oooh!!”
“Ugh… Fuck… The smell is terrible…”

Kim Min-seo vomited at the terrible stench and I covered my nose.
It’s really strange that the human body is a stench that I couldn’t smell because of an urgent situation just a while ago, but it’s judged to be safe.
But what’s even more amazing is that it doesn’t smell like anything outside.
Is it because the zombies devoured the corpses, leaving not even a single bone?

“Oh, brother.. Woo..! Can’t we get out of here quickly? Woowook..!!”

That’s what I want to say.
I want to say goodbye to these foul-smelling corpses as soon as possible, even for a second.
I stood in front of the door that seemed to be connected to the inside of the department store, holding up the paru abandoned on the floor along with the flames that were gradually losing power.
Check it once by putting your ear to it, then check it once more by lightly knocking on the door with your paru.
I can’t hear anything else.
But are you going to open it?

Click-

A door that opens smoothly with a turning knob.
Oh shit
Putting everything else aside, I think I’ll live a little longer now that the clean air is coming in.
Well, it doesn’t smell that good, though.

Ki-Ik-

No matter how much it was a supply warehouse, I heard an unpleasant sound that was somewhat inappropriate to say that it was a door in a department store, but when I went out into the hallway, I understood why.

“This makes a sound.”

The door was dented like a bumpy dirt road.
The door is full of knocking marks from the zombies who chased the people who chose to commit suicide.
Well, this is none of my business.
I walked down a short hallway, about five steps, and peeked my head out of the corner, and saw a few zombies roaming along the long hallway.
It’s not an impossible number to deal with, but if there’s one thing that gets in the way…

“I don’t know if it’s even in the bathroom.”
“… “

Yes, like Minseo Kim said, it is unclear how many zombies are in that bathroom.
But why are you doing this?

Back!!

With my lowered left hand, I pressed the head of Min-seo Kim, who was lying face down on the floor with her face between my crotch, and put it inside, then threw the lighter she was holding in her hand.

Widely!! Widely! Taaak-

Zombies react in unison with the lighter bouncing on the floor twice and sliding.

“Keah!!”
“Aaah!!”
“Cheak!”

However, my gaze is directed towards the entrance to the bathroom, not the zombies lying on the floor chasing the lighter that makes a noise underfoot.
I have to check if there are other zombies out there…

“One came out.”
“… “

Also, Kim Min-seo is staring at the hallway with her head sticking out between my crotch.
Kid? Why is your curiosity so strong?
Okay. Well, it’s good to see this.
But what if there is a situation where I need to move urgently?
Inevitably get tangled up and fall.
Even if I don’t fall, it’s clear that Kim Min-seo will stumble unconditionally, and I’ll say goodbye to Lee Seung-gi.
That’s why I slightly bent my knees and sat down on Minseo Kim’s head, then naturally chased Minseo Kim’s face as she fell backwards avoiding my buttock and pushed it with his buttock.

Kwak!!

“Kuhmm..!!”

Damn, I almost screamed!
This crazy bitch is real!!

Swish!!

When he turns his head and glares at Minseo Kim, who bit my butt, he looks around blankly as if nothing had happened.
Under… To kill?
If I find a woman who can replace Kim Min-seo here, I should seriously consider it.
Let’s keep it alive until then.

Swoop-
Kwak!!

“… “

I raised my left hand and clenched my fist to tell him not to mess around anymore, and I pushed my head out of the hallway again, leaving behind Kim Min-seo, who turned her head to the side to avoid my gaze.

“Cheak!”
“Kuaa!!”

Realizing that there was no prey, the zombies got up one by one, and the number was seven, including one that came out of the bathroom.
But it’s a department store, so why are there so few people?
Oh, it’s not business hours yet.
Zombies appeared during rush hour, so there is no choice but to be without people.
Then there is no need to look, right?

Swoop-

I straightened up my slightly slouched body, rolled up the paroo in my right hand, and confidently walked out into the hallway.
It’s only about seven.

“Hey, zombie friends.”
“Keah!!”
“Aaah!!”

Kim Min-seo hurriedly runs away to the supply warehouse with zombies responding to my voice all at once.
And me wielding a Paroo.

Wheeik!!
Puff!!

The zombie hit in the head by the swinging paroo spun around as if dancing a passionate tango, entangled with friends running from the side and behind, and in the meantime, I swung the paroo back in reverse and struck the second zombie in the head.
Seven.
If seven zombies rush from all sides in an open space, no matter how much I say, I have to run away.
And then, I have to gradually reduce the number by creating a situation that is advantageous to me or a situation of attracting and confrontation that is advantageous to me.
However, if they were rushing towards the front like this, seven of them could be dealt with without having to run away.
Just like before, each other gets entangled with each other and creates a favorable situation for me.
Of course, even if I hit one guy instead of seven and make them entangle each other, the story would be different if the number was enough to push in from behind without even caring about that.
Anyway, I’m worried now…

“You can kill P.”

Wheeik!!
Puff!!!

***

Looking at the furniture piled up at the entrance, it means that there are people who have survived in this department store.
It’s a bit unreasonable to say that the people who hanged themselves in the furnishings room moved so many things.
Of course, it’s possible even for six people because eight days have passed, but to hang themselves by blocking the entrance to live like that?
That’s a bit weird
Well, he might have made the extreme choice of suicide after realizing that there was no hope while waiting for the rescue team.

“I’m sure there are people alive…”
“Wow… Can I have this too?”
“… “

Seriously, I know what you’re shopping for.
Kim Min-seo, who used to tremble with fear when zombies roam around, is busy wandering around the first floor of a department store that has been cleaned up and looking at items that have disappeared from their owners.
Aside from asking me if I could take it, I already had a lot of shopping bags with expensive-looking bags or shoes in my hands.
And it’s been a long time since I replaced the pants I tore with brand-name ones.
For reference, there were six zombies only in the back hallway in the corner, but if you look at the entire first floor, there were well over fifty zombies.
Thanks to you, I had a lot of trouble killing them all.
And no matter how many employees there are, zombies are still sneaking up on them.

“Be careful~ There are zombies coming.”
“Do, help me!”
“Why me?”
“Keah!!”
“Kyaaak!!”

Min-seo Kim screams with zombies rushing at her.
In a way, it seems like a risky situation, but it’s not dangerous at all.
It wasn’t because Kim Min-seo was just watching while I killed over 50 zombies.
Furthermore…

Ji profit!!
Dudududuk-

Shopping bags being torn by zombie hands and luxury bags spilling onto the floor stained with the blood and corpses of dead zombies.
If that’s the case, it’s completely blinding.

“Lee..!! He said this was the last time!!”
“Big..”

Hooked!!!

Before the zombie reached out again, Kim Min-seo’s Chinese sword was stuck in the zombie’s head.
What the hell are those bags, why do people change so suddenly?
To be honest, Kim Min-seo’s movements just shown were faster and sharper than when she was in danger.
If each of the zombies was carrying a pretty luxury bag, wouldn’t Minseo Kim kill them all instead of me?
To get the bag.

“What can I do… It’s a white bag… Heeing..”
“Eh…”

I sigh when I see Kim Min-seo squatting on the floor and examining the fallen bag without even checking whether the zombie is dead.
It’s not meant to be used as a weapon, so what’s the importance of a bag like that in a world like this?

“Hey, don’t unnecessarily make your body heavy and throw it all away. Everything in the bag.”
“Everything, everything?”
“Why? No? Will I abandon you?”
“Oh no! Then only him..!”
“… “
“Hey.. I really wanted this…”

Kim Min-seo took out a brand-name bag rolled up in a shopping bag and put it in her arms and looked at me with tears in her arms, but I strode away and took the bag roughly and threw it into the air.
And.

Puck!!!

“Home run~”
“Ah..!!”

Kim Min-seo, who had sighed as she stretched out her trembling fingertips toward the luxury bag that flew far away from being hit by the paroo, turned to me and…

“You stupid!!”
“… “

Swish!!
Back and forth!!

“That crazy…”

Kim Min-seo pulls my panties down to her knees and turns around to run away.
No, why are you doing that all of a sudden?
Are you really crazy? Or do you have a bad memory?
Whenever I beat someone to death and trembled in fear, now he acts as if he and I are brother and sister.
No, it’s good to say that it’s brother and sister, but this is just climbing.
Whoa… Okay. I’ll definitely fix the habit today.

“Come here, you crazy bitch!!”
“Kyaaaaa!!!”

Kim Min-seo, who turned away at the moment to avoid me chasing me, runs up the stopped escalator.
Well, I was going to go up to the second floor anyway.
There are no survivors on the first floor, and there are no items to pick up.
But is that really crazy? Or did you lose your fear after killing a few zombies?
Do you know what the hell is going up there?
Yeah, but then you have to get hurt once to come to your senses.
By the way, did you really see something up there?
As soon as Minseo Kim arrives on the second floor after jumping up the escalator, she is stopped and motionless.
Even that, while staring at only one spot.
What the hell is up there… I don’t know if it exists, but let’s grab it from that year.

Snap!

“Hey, are you really crazy? Do I look like your friend?”

Swoop- Tuk… Tuk…

Minseo Kim’s hand, which was slowly raised toward me as I spoke while holding onto his nape, pounded helplessly on my chest.

“Oh, brother… Excuse me…”
“… “

At the trembling voice of Kim Min-seo, who was still staring at only one spot despite being caught by me, I also turned her head to where her gaze was heading.
Where my eyes were directed, a helicopter that had attracted attention from outside was halfway through the outer wall of the building, and people were dangling from the tail of the helicopter extending outside the outer wall.
Like bunches of grapes.

“Oooh!!”

Min-seo Kim vomits loudly and then squats on the floor.
It is more ugly than the corpses of six people who committed suicide by hanging themselves.
Maybe it was because their necks were tied with a piece of cloth, and people’s faces were stuck together like clusters of real grapes.
Of course, the people hanging from the relatively small propeller on the tail were already dead.
But there’s no way they would have hung there in their dead state.
It sounds like someone hung the body.
No, they were corpses at the time they were hanged… Or whether he was hanged alive, no one knows.
Because everyone who knows the answer is already dead.
But only one person knows.
The human who hung them.
No, maybe they are humans.
Anyway…

“I wasn’t the only madman in this district.”

How to Live in the Apocalypse

The survival story of a man full of mad adaptability and cleverness

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