How to Live in the Apocalypse

Chapter 206

How to Live in the Apocalypse

The survival story of a man full of mad adaptability and cleverness

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Chapter 206 – A Talking Monster?

Fuck, what Japanese manga is this!
Among Japanese cartoons, there is a cartoon in which cockroaches have evolved and become monsters that resemble humans and possess incredible powers.
We encountered such a cartoon monster just now and were brought here.
But what was the title… It was like terra porno or something…
Well, anyway, the title isn’t important right now.
To find a way out of here, you have to wake them up first.

“Wow!! Wow!! Hey wake up hey!”
“… “
“Wake up, you bastard..!”
“… “

I spit in his face and try to wake him up, but Kim Hyeon-joon, who is hanging next to me, doesn’t budge with his eyes closed.
I want to sing it a little louder, but if I do, the monsters will come again.
No matter how many times he called and spit on it, Kim Hyun-joon still doesn’t budge.
Are you behind?
It’s the same under my feet now, but even under Kim Hyeon-joon’s feet, we were beaten so excitedly that it wouldn’t be strange even if we died.
No, anyway.
How many of them were beaten? Hyunjoon Kim?
Ah, please

“Wow!! Wake up! Such an asshole… Kaaaaa!!! Wow!!!!”

Took!!!

My saliva, which has gathered even the soul, hits Kim Hyun-jun’s face properly, and only then, along with the flowing spit, Kim Hyun-jun wriggles and begins to open his eyes.

“Ugh..! Here… “
“Are you awake?”
“Isn’t it strong..? What the hell is this… Those monsters… “
“Don’t you just look at the situation? You’ve been caught!”
“Right… You too suffered in the end.”
“Fuck, how do you win when there are so many pages?!”
“Page number? Wasn’t it beaten by one?”
“That was when I was first ambushed! After all, I broke that bastard’s neck?!”
“I don’t think so?”
“Kuhm..! Or not… Anyway, does that matter now?! You don’t have to get out of here! Quickly wake those bastards!”

What kind of bad taste those monsters have, they didn’t kill us and hung us all in the air.
Well, a few died…
But why did you hang it here?
Does it mean simply storing food?
Or he has other intentions…

“Oh, I can’t see!”
“What?”
“I can’t see in my right eye! Hajin Kang! Now my eyes… “
“Open your eyes, you old bastard.”
“What..?”
“That’s my spittle. Brush your hair and open your eyes.”
“… “

Kim Hyeon-joon, who had been staring at me silently as if to kill me, shook his head once to shake off my spittle, which was clinging to me so that I could not even open my eyes, and then recalled one eye that had been closed with a very displeased face.
And then…

“What are you doing?”
“Kuhm!! Great!! Keuok! Big!”
“Don’t do it! This is a cub! Wasn’t that to wake you up?!”
“Quaaaaagh!!!”
“Fuck, how much did you collect?! Don’t spit it out!!!”

He had never heard the sound of boiling lava, but along with the sound of boiling lava, Kim Hyun-joon, whose cheeks slightly convexed from how much he had collected, spat out thick, dirty saliva.

Remembrance!!!

Along with the sound of a wet towel sticking to your face, saliva stuck to your bangs like jelly runs down your forehead and down your face.
Damn, so fucking dirty…

“… Are you human dirty bastard…”
“Ugh..! Go, strong..? This, this… What happened?! I can’t open my eyes…! Ugh..! Something covers my face… “
“Just open your eyes, you bastard. That’s spittle.”

Fortunately, the spit that Kim Hyun-joon had collected even his soul was spat at Yeon Ji-seong’s face hanging next to him, not my face.
But what if I had it on my face?
Then I guess I was just pissed off and just got out of here.

“You look sad. Then I’ll spit it in your face Just wait three minutes, we can collect them again.”
“Shut up, you bastard. If all the dying bastards live with only their mouths…!”
“Isn’t it the same as you dying?”
“Whoa… Done. Let’s not talk!”

Now, as the spatula relay continues, the rest will wake up on its own, and what you need to think about from now on is how to get out of here.
First of all, this is a problem… What the hell is it? What is it that is so hard?
Some kind of melted candle wax? It feels a bit like wax, but it’s hard enough that no matter how hard you try to pull it off with your arms, you won’t be able to move.
If so, is this the only way?

Woowook!! Woowook!!! Swish swish! Swish swish!

“… What are you doing? It’s ugly, so stop it.”
“You don’t have to do anything!”
“You really are the worst.”

Kim Hyeon-joon pours out criticism at me, who is sticking out his tongue while sticking his face toward my wrist, which is about two spans away.
But at that moment, the guy frowned slightly as if he had thought of something, and then started sticking his hideous tongue between his lips.

Swish swish! Swish swish!

“… You must have felt this way… Just looking at it makes me uncomfortable, so I want to kill you.”
“Yes..!! Ughhh..!!”
“Stop it, you idiot! And what is that weird noise?!”
“Strong Hajin! Spit on me! Hurry! Hurry!!”
“Ah, what kind of bullshit are you talking about all of a sudden?! Are you crazy?!”
“My nose tickles..!! But the tongue doesn’t touch!! So at least spit in my nostrils!!”
“… “

Ah… My nose is itchy… That’s why he stirred under his nostrils with his ugly tongue sticking out from between his lips, bent vertically.

“Crazy…”
“Saliva! I need your saliva! Spit it on me quickly!”
“Fuck..! Ask that bastard! I suddenly feel like spitting. Fuck you, dirty bastard..!!”

Literally, I feel very bad.
It’s not that I’m simply asking to spit on something, it’s because that mournful expression makes Kim Hyun-jun’s words sound sexual.
Isn’t that guy really gay?
Yes, it is doubtful enough.
It’s already been several months. Does it make sense to live without a woman yet?
I’ve never heard of anyone getting eaten.
I hope that kid is really…

“Are you really gay?!”
“What kind of bullshit are you talking about all of a sudden?! Spit or spit quickly!!”
“Shut up!!!!”
“Everything, Captain..! Strong Hajin..!!”

Suddenly, in an urgent but trembling voice, Yeon Ji-sung came out and called for Kim Hyeon-jun, and our gaze slowly returned to the place where Yeon Ji-seong’s gaze was heading.
A monster located in the center of a large, hollow-like space.
No, monsters to be precise.
Damn, how many of those are there!

“Take off the kunnen.”
“… You seem to be saying something…?”

Do you speak?
A monster is talking to us?
Seeing this for the first time… Ah, I can talk to the head to some extent.
It’s different from that though.
Those guys aren’t just barking like heads, they’re definitely trying to tell us something.
It’s just that the language we use is different, so we can’t communicate…

Tuk-tuk!!

“Minchul-ah!!!”
“These dog labor bastards..!!!”
“Aaaaa!!!!!”

Yeon Ji-sung and the Busan duo scream in anger.
Because one of those monsters leaped into the air in an instant and tore off the head of an unknown person and landed on the floor.
Fuck, one speed is really damn fast..!
But why did you take that head?
My doubts did not last long.
It was because the monster was chewing and swallowing the head it had taken off.

“Strong Hajin!!!”
“Fuck! I am doing it too!!!!”

Don’t scream
Because I’m doing my best!
Sensing that it was their meal time, Hyun-Jun Kim, Ji-Sung Yeon, and the Busan duo and other members of the party started screaming and struggling, but no one was able to remove the wax.
The moment when the monster that chewed up a person’s head lifted its head toward us.

“Human… “
“… “
“What, what… “
“Now… “
“Have you spoken?!”
“Did you guys hear that too?!”

Crazy…
A talking monster?
What the hell are these bastards?!

***

“It’s not just a cockroach! They’re just cockroaches!”

People who escaped from the sinkhole and returned to the shelter.
And Min-seo, who could not stand the words of Moon-seong Lee who shouted incoherently, screamed.

“Mister! Calm down and speak to me!”
“Whoa… The monsters that dragged Ji-seong, the people, and the captain and Ha-jin Kang are not the cockroaches we dealt with! The real monster is in human form. No, it has a human-like appearance. And those monsters can’t be beat. Each one is intelligent… No, maybe it has more power than that! So it is impossible to rescue those who have been captured, even if they are still alive! Even the people here must survive! They say we have to run away right now!!”

There is no Kim Hyun-joon, and there is no Ha-jin.
Since there are no two people who have the biggest decision-making power in the shelter, Ahn Tae-jin and Park Jun-mo, who have the next biggest decision-making power, instead of calling a separate meeting, were listening to Lee Moon-seong’s story at the gym where everyone could hear. People who heard Lee Moon-sung’s words started to stir.

“Go, Kang Ha-jin was arrested?”
“The captain too?”
“That Yeon Ji-seong was also very strong!”
“No, how strong are these monsters if they were captured even though there were three of them?”
“Isn’t this something we have to run away from as well? If that statement is true, now is not the time to be like this!!”

Agitation, panic, confusion, fear.
These were the reasons why only a small number of people, including Kim Hyun-joon and Ha-jin, discussed important issues and made decisions.
Because the disorder of people who are dominated by such emotions will be the most lethal sword for the shelter.

“Hey, if we stay here like this, we could all die at once! First of all, we have to divide the group to avoid them and then join them at another location!”
“That’s right! Even if you die, that’s better than dying at all!”
“No, why are we the only ones talking?! Vice-captains, why are you standing still?! Say something!”
“That’s right! Where are we going?!”
“Wouldn’t it be dangerous to travel long distances at once? First of all, wouldn’t it be better to move only a certain distance a day in order, such as 1st, 2nd, and 3rd?!”
“What are you going to do when the monsters come in after deciding on that?! Once we get out of here, we’ll have to decide on a strategy! First of all, let’s go to Namsan, where we went last time!”
“But monsters appeared from the east! So we must flee west!”
“I have to go to the west anyway, but it’s blocked by the sea! So south or north… “
“I heard that mentis are coming up from the south?! So we have to go north!”
“Didn’t they all die last time?”

The voices of uncontrolled people rang out from the gym, and Ahn Tae-jin, who had been silently listening to the words, lifted his right foot and slammed it hard on the floor.

Thud!!!!!

The gym is momentarily engulfed in silence.
The people who regained some stability in the silence turned their heads slightly as if they had nothing to say to the eyes of the key figures in the shelter, including Ahn Tae-jin, around them, and averted their gaze.
It was because they felt so bad that they had forgotten that they were protected and were only thinking about living.
But that didn’t change people’s minds.
Being thankful means being thankful, and wanting to live means wanting to live.

“We know! The help I’ve received so far is that I’m a mean person who only thinks of running away without thinking… But isn’t it foolish to fight a monster that neither Hajin nor the captain can defeat? There is no such thing as odds against us!”
“That’s right! It is really stupid and foolish to risk your life in a fight you can’t win!”
“If Captain and Ha Jin had been here, they wouldn’t have criticized us! Rather, we would have said our choice was right!!”

As some people who felt remorse shouted, others who were turning their heads raised their voices one by one and gave justification for their choices.
And you can’t blame them for what they said and did wrong.
Because it was the logic of this world for those who live to survive.
Because it is a world that is taken for granted.

“Who said what?”
“Yes..?”
“I have no intention of criticizing you. We don’t even have the right to do that.”
“That’s right. Those who live must live.”
“Sisters… “
“Kim Min-seo! Kwon Joo-ha!”
“Why are you doing that?! Are you really going to abandon Ha-jin oppa?!”

Leah, embarrassed by Minseo and Juha’s words toward people, as well as Camilla and Deanna screamed.
Because I thought that Minseo and Juha would shout out to people to save Hajin more than anyone else.

“As they say, if we all go to the rescue together, we will be killed by dogs. It’s not wrong.”
“Kwon Joo-hyuk! What’s wrong with you?!”
“I agree too.”
“Hey!!”

When Joo-hyuk Kwon and Ji-hoon Kim stood on the side of those who wanted to run away, Camilla and Deanna, who took turns shouting, were embarrassed and not dumbfounded, but angry.
It is because Koreans, who even coin the word “Jeong” And value ties between people, are making more selfish choices than Americans themselves in dangerous moments.
Of course, you have to listen to Korean until the end.

“Everyone run away. Survive. Hajin and the captain are ours to save.”

Kim Ji-hoon squatting on the floor and stretching his legs with the voice of Jackson, who was standing still.

“Oh my… I’m going to go to school again I really don’t know if I’ll die this time?”
“Eh… That’s it. Hey, Jihoon Kim. When I die, take the body and bury it.”
“If you’re not busy, I’ll take care of it.”
“Cruthless bastard..!”

Joo-Hyeok Kwon purchases a new Battle X at the store while glaring at Ji-Hoon Kim, and Min-Seo and Ju-Ha walk out of the gym past people who are already splitting up.
And Ahn Tae-jin asks Park Jun-mo to help people.

“I will leave all the guards behind. Please people.”
“I’m sorry I couldn’t help. Be sure to come back alive.”
“Yes. You must marry and die, haha~”
Haha~”

Unlike Ahn Tae-jin and Park Jun-mo, who struggled to get rid of tension and fear with laughter, there were also people who laughed spontaneously.

“Heh heh… If you got caught, the boss would be a mess, right?”
“This is the time to show our strength!”
“Puhahaha!! The image of His Majesty dying and the leader of the Kkondae shouting for help when they see us..! Just thinking about it is good!!”
“Ha… Please relax.”
“This is just right. Then the elementary school special forces! Follow me!!”

Pak!! Pak!! Pak!!
Fuck!

“These…! At there!!!”

No. 2, No. 3, No. 4, and No. 5, who in turn hit the back of the head of No. 1, who turned towards the gym entrance and shouted, also went out to save Ha-jin, and Camilla and Deanna also started moving together to help this time.
Meanwhile, in the empty cavity where the monsters hide…

Beat- beat- beat- beat- beat-

With light steps, a four-legged beast appeared.

“Huh..! Huh..! Huh..!”
“How do you feel… “
“Kleureu~ Kheung~ Kheung~”

As if smiling, the corners of his mouth went up, and he walked under Ha-jin, who was hanging in the air with an expression that looked even more happy than usual.
And…

Licking! Licking! Licking! Licking! Licking! Licking! Licking!

The head frantically licks the blood of Ha-jin who died on the floor.
And Ha-jin, who stared down at it…

“Stop eating and let go of this! You bastard!!!”
“Kurrure..!! Khuong! Khehehe!!”

Licking! Licking! Licking! Licking! Licking! Licking! Licking!

How to Live in the Apocalypse

The survival story of a man full of mad adaptability and cleverness

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