How to Live in the Apocalypse

Chapter 255

How to Live in the Apocalypse

The survival story of a man full of mad adaptability and cleverness

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Chapter 255 – Gifts

“Hehe – did we gather like this to have an audience with this body? Good night! Then I’ll show you! Aaaaa!!!!!”
“Oohhh!!!”
“Wow!!!”
“Wow!!!”

Cheers began to erupt from the mouths of the people surrounding the screaming head in the middle of the parade ground, each holding something to eat, such as fish cake soup, hotteok, or roasted sweet potatoes, to warm up the cold body.
And the head that received cheers from people…

“This is a dog.”
“Awesome! It turns into a real dog again?!”
“I like this look better!”
“Burn it! Burn it!!”
“Don’t get on! You spoiled brat!!!”
“Cheuk!!”

No. 1 and No. 5 also ran together, but only No. 4, which flew to ride on the back of the head, which returned to its familiar form, was hit by the swinging tail and flew away, and the head returned to its human form. Changed

“Ah… I like that look better…”
“Shut up, bitch.”
“Don’t talk to Ayunie like that!”
“… “

Swoop-

“Tell me again.”
“Me, the weather is cold… Oh, let’s go! I’ll buy you some tteokbokki!”
“Hey! Let go of this! I will play with Gary more!!”

Although he tried to show off the image of a cool guy, No. 1 had no choice but to roll his tail at the act of showing his face. Head who had chased them all away frowned and turned his head away.

“Come in quickly! Everyone is waiting!”
“Sheesh… What a troublesome year.”
“… Hear it all Are you reaching your brother?”
“Ji, go now!! Get out of the way! Get out of the way, humans!!”
“Don’t go!!”
“Show me transforming one more time and go!!”
“Shut up!!”

The heads of the heads who threw the people who were blocking them screaming and shouting went into the headquarters building where Min-seo was shouting with his head sticking out the window, and at the sight, the people let out sad sighs and scattered all to do their own thing. Lost.
Because the transformation show is over now.

“So, the reason I haven’t seen you since that day was to become a king?”
“Yes.”

The people gathered in the conference room only nodded their heads when he saw the head answering Minseo’s question.
Ten days ago, the question of why Hajin had not returned to the shelter was solved because the head disappeared after biting Yoon Taeha’s corpse, which Hajin threw high into the air.

“Then what do you mean? How did you end up doing it?”
“The King is a great being. It’s like lying down and eating rice cakes saying the things that insignificant people like you do.”
“… I know the proverb.”
“Then let me ask you one question. Shelter must be a safe place for you, so why did you go somewhere else to become a king?”
“A safe place? Did I say it’s a safe place?!”

Bang!!!

In response to Kim Hyun-jun’s question, the head hit the table and jumped up, and Park Jun-mo told the price of the broken table next to him.

“It’s 124 coins.”
“Shut up! And there black mutt!”
“… Come along I will kill you.”
“You saw it too! I’m being beaten by that terrible owner! But are you saying it’s safe here?!”
“But my brother won’t hit you for no reason!”
“What?!”
“Is not it..?”

Joo-ha, who was trying to defend Ha-jin, turned her head slightly with a puzzled look at the staring eyes of her head, and she couldn’t calm down her excitement as she was resentful at the thought of her head.

“Ah… He said he did it because he didn’t know how he would change once he became king? Are you afraid that your brother will kill you if you run out of energy and suddenly go on a rampage?”
“Yes. The owner, who has no compassion, must have tried to kill me because he wanted an opportunity. You cowardly people would have just watched it again. Talking about it makes me angry again!! You guys should know! The perpetrator is also a bad guy! Children like you who just stand by and do nothing are also human beings!”
“Sorry… But you know we can’t help it! How can I stop my brother from doing it?!”
“You just have to take off his clothes and shake his ass! Then that stupid owner will turn into a dog in heat and run at you!”
“You say that?!”

Puck!!

His head turned sideways along with the sound of blows that resonated in the conference room, and he slowly turned his head toward Minseo with a face of astonishment.

“Did you hit it? Did I hit you right now?!”
“Hit! Why!!”
“This is real..!!”
“What!!!”
“Kreur!!!”
“Ugh!!!”

Park Joon-mo sighed heavily at the sight of Min-seo and his head snarling as they stared at each other with their noses on the tip of their protruding snouts and their foreheads facing each other. He said he would get up first and left the meeting room. I took a seat between Minseo and Daeri and sat down.

“Both of you, stop.”
“Get out of the way!”
“Go away.”
“… Captain Kim, can you proceed quickly?”

On the left, Minseo’s dagger was flashing, and on the right, a head with an open snout was holding his head as if it were holding his head.

“Does the fact that the other kings will arrive soon mean a fortnight later?”
“How do I know the exact date?! It just feels like it’s coming this way.”
“Then there is only one king?”
“Five in total.”
“Five? Doesn’t that include you?”
“Of course not. Are you stupid?”
“… First of all, we need to get the order right between the two of us. Follow me, blue mutt.”
“As much as you like, black mutt.”
“Eh… The ordering will be done separately by the two of us later. Gariya, is there anything else we need to know?”
“Hey, Mr. Choi. Who are you to ask me questions?”
“Because I am also a participant in this conference!”
“Okay, then I will answer you. There is something quite peculiar about it. The two are acting separately, but the three are moving together.”

Camilla, who was quietly manicuring her nails on the other side of the head’s words, tilted her head and asked.

“Wait for a sec. Surely the king didn’t say we couldn’t be together? You said that if you were next to me, I would kill you unconditionally.”
“Yes. The king is an incompatible being. But there are always exceptions. Anyway, you smell less of the owner. Haven’t you been sleeping lately?”
“… Should I talk to you about that?”
“I am asking because I am curious. Why don’t humans reproduce and produce alternatives to kings? If it was an alternative that inherited the blood of the master, it would be a fairly strong force.”
“Ha… Even if you get pregnant right now, it will take 9 to 10 months to let go of the baby. And they grow up like the commandos, 12 years.”
“What a useless species. Then, are the four years old merely the master’s entertainment?”
“Captain, kill him.”
“Sister, stab me with that.”
“You come here!! This is where I learned only bad words..!!”
“If I have time like this, crack down on the owner.”
“What?”
“The owner’s scent is moving away along with the smell of a strange woman. It is towards the west entrance.”
“Oh, Mr..! Juha! Sister Camilla!”
“Song!”
“Let’s go!”

The three people jumped up at the head’s words, left the door intact, opened the window, and jumped down, and Kim Hyun-jun tilted his head and asked.

“Did you really smell it? Then why didn’t I know until Kang Ha-jin arrived earlier?”
“Are you stupid? Of course it’s a lie.”
“… “
“I just sent troublesome things. And one last thing to say.”
“What?”
“You have succeeded in breeding that useless species. Congratulations.”
“… What..?”

Kim Hyeon-joon, who was so surprised by the head’s words, that he couldn’t even blink his eyes that had grown so large.
At first, he thought he was making fun of himself, but he returned home just in case and took a pregnancy test on his girlfriend Kim Hyo-jung, who lives with him…

“Two lines…”
“I really have a baby?”
“Hyojeong-ah… “
“Brother… “

Snap!!

Kim Hyeon-jun and Kim Hyo-jung embraced each other.
And tears fell from Kim Hyeon-jun’s eyes along with the unexpected gift.
Well, I’m not sure if joy is tears.

‘I’ve only done it once…!’

Kim Hyeon-joon, who succeeded in getting pregnant with one-shot, one-kill in the bed he had such a hard time with, unintentionally engaged in a solo battle for about 10 months, including the time Hyo-jung Kim gave birth and recovered her body.
Of course, the news of Kim Hyun-joon becoming a father was not a real gift to the shelter.

***

The northernmost part of Paju-si, Gyeonggi-do.
Appearing with haggard faces, the people crossed the Tongil Bridge with weary steps and stopped while looking at the clean and wide paved road and numerous streetlights lined up on both sides of it.
Of course, what caught their attention were the vibrating military uniforms and tanks and military vehicles filling the roads with rotten me on the floor.

“Here… “
“Korea..?”
“It’s not North Korea, it’s South Korea, right?!”

A group of Chinese finally arrived in South Korea after passing through North Korea, which resembles a rural Chinese city, and the Demilitarized Zone, which resembles a dense jungle.
However, they were not all Chinese who arrived in the northernmost part of Korea.
Many Chinese had already arrived in Cheolwon-gun and Yeoncheon-gun, and not only these groups but also several Chinese groups had arrived in Paju-si and were heading south in search of downtown.
And although their departures are different, their destinations are the same.

It was Seoul, the capital of Korea.

How to Live in the Apocalypse

The survival story of a man full of mad adaptability and cleverness

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