Chapter 280 – Where Have You Been

“It’s Kang Ha-jin!!”
“It’s really strong Hajin!!”
“I’m back!”
“I was alive!!”
“What happened?!”
“Where have you been all this time!!”
“No, why are these humans doing this..! Won’t you go away?!”

Humans crowd around me like debt collectors, screaming.
I know my heart And thank you too.
Like Kim Hyun-joon, the fact that so many people are doing this means that they have been waiting for me and worrying about me that much.
However… We’re not that close!

Quaang!!!

“Ahh!!”
“Aww!!”
“Kyaaaaa!!!”
“Run away!!!”

People who run away on their own after hitting the floor once without needing long words.
Whoa… I guess I’ll live for a while now.
Anyway, this small and insignificant energy…

“Ahhhhh!!!!”
“Dasol…”

Yes, with Dasol, even if he comes running crying like that, I can hug him enough.
Come here.
I slightly bowed my back and spread my arms toward Dasol, who was running towards me with tears in her eyes.
Of course, Dasol is not my child, but not only to me but also to the people at the shelter, Dasol is like a child born with a heart.

“Ahhh!!!”
“Yes, uncle is back… “

Swoop-

The two arms that were gathered inward to hug Dasol cut through the air.
And Dasol, who slightly bent her back to avoid my touch, passed me by.

Catch up!!!
Swish- swish-

Dasol’s reckless footsteps behind his back and his arms waving in the air in disbelief of this reality.

“… “

What? What is this embarrassing situation?
Maybe the current situation needs some explanation…

“Garya!!!”
“Go away! You damn kid!”
“Where did you go, here you are!! You were worried!!”
“Hell heel… How dare you worry about this body?! I was worrying unnecessarily. This body, as a great king, is not something to be worried about by a kid like you!”
“Ahhh!!! I missed you, Gariya!!”
“Kuhm..! Stop crying, and my nasty master is so embarrassed, so go have a look.”
“… “
“… “

Dasol turned his head at the head’s words and met me with tear-stained eyes.

Swish-

However, along with that harsh sound, Dasol who turned her head to the head again and me with a bitter taste.
Damn, this is why you don’t harvest black-headed beasts.
Who was it that saved you, ignoring me like that and hugging that smelly, dirty mutt and crying?

Tuk tuk-

“I don’t know. Now that you’re doing it, I can’t even recognize it.”
“… “
“Let’s go to the bathroom for now. If you wash, shave your beard, and shave your hair, even Dasol will recognize you… Creepy!!!”
“Who are you to comfort me!!!”
“You bastard..!!”

Kwon Joo-hyeok, who is blown away after being hit in the face, and I turn away from Da-sol without any regrets, and I see the faces of the people I really missed in my eyes.
Minseo, Juha, Lia, Nayeon, Camilla, Deanna.
Just my girls.

“Hajin!!”
“You stupid!!!”

Unexpectedly, the first to run towards me is not Minseo and Juha, who are the strongest and fastest among them, but Camilla and Deanna.
Well, the rest of the kids are coming toward me too, but they’re just trudging along.
It’s different from how Dasol ran to the head crying.
I’m sorry… Is it very different from what I thought it would be?

“Ugh..!”
“Oh, the smell!! It’s really bad..!!”
“… “

Camilla and Deanna, the first to arrive, hurriedly stop and walk backwards.

“We said it was gross!”
“Sister Camilla! Diana! Come quickly!”
“Uh… Are you really Ha Jin-hyung?”
“That pervert really..! You can’t get rid of the smell from your mouth!!”
“I brushed my teeth! I didn’t wash myself!”
“… It still stinks!”
“You are lying!”

Yeah, it’s not appropriate to cry and squeeze.
And rather than a reunion that becomes a sea of ​​u200bu200btears like that, I like this kind of reaction as if nothing happened, that the person who will definitely return has returned.
More… Would it be nice..?
Yeah, let’s just think about it that way.

“Brother, talk later. Wash it first.”
“I’ll also make an appointment at the hairdresser.”
“You shave too. I hate beards.”
“Change your clothes too! It’s really dirty to death..!!”
“Oh, in case you don’t know… Get a checkup from Minjeong unnie…”
“Just don’t come into the house.”
“These are real..!! At least pretend to be happy!!!”
“Kyaaaaa!!!”

As I approached with a scream, it scattered and ran away as if I was treating a patient with an infectious disease.
Fuck, did I come back to see this?!

***

Seo Eok- Seo Eok- Seo Eok-

“Master, it’s not that way, it’s a little higher. Yes there!Hee hee~”
“… “

The head laughed that it was good to scratch his back with a brush as hard as iron.
I sprayed dog shampoo all over my body and scratched it with a brush. The head, which foamed like a snowman, is now pushing my back with a towel on both front feet.

“You seem to be as nasty as your nasty personality.”

Good! Good!

“Turn around, master.”
“Do it in moderation.”
“Don’t talk dirty! Where are you going to go with this body!”
“… Are you talking to me?”
“Kuhm..! I will push you a little cleaner, master.”

Pushed so hard until I was caught between my toes by my head, I handed over my limbs to No. 1, No. 2, No. 3, and No. 4 one by one while wearing only a pair of underpants and cut my fingernails and toenails.

Perfect!! Perfect!! Perfect!!

“These are not fingernails, these are toenails!”
“This is almost iron! Iron!”
“How can this be a person..!”
“Doesn’t the store also sell dog nail clippers?!”
“Shut up and cut it quickly.”

Around the time my fingernails and toenails were trimmed, No. 5 brought clean clothes, and after changing my clothes, I came out of the bathroom and headed to the beauty salon, escorted by elementary school commandos who surrounded me, unable to go anywhere.

Square- Square- Square Square-

I’m gradually finding my old self with my hair being cut off… It feels like being a toy for some kind of doll play.

“I will do what you requested in advance for the style.”
“Request?”
“Yes, Nayeon requested it in advance and went.”
“… Yes, do whatever you want.”

After changing from the shaggy hair to the hair style of the male protagonist in the last drama I saw, this time Oh Seung-jin approached with something in his hand.

“What else is an old friend?”
“I’m here to shave.”
“Shut up. Just because I will.”
“Uh huh, since I’m already getting paid, I’ll do it.”
“… “

Squeak- squeak- squeak-

I’ve seen it occasionally in movies.
A scene where barbers in the old days shave with knives by applying foam with something like a brush.
But does this feel good?

“Hey, old friend.”
“Why are you calling?”
“When did the president do something like this?”
“I used to do this to my father when I was young. What an old memory. How old was I when I first shaved… “
“Shut up, I’m not curious.”
“… Didn’t you just ask?”
“Cancellation.”
“Shit…”

After a while everything was perfectly done.
I washed my skin so thoroughly, changed clothes, cut my hair, and even shaved.

“Are you done? Then I go!”
“For a moment!!”
“What else?!”
“Follow me.”
“Ugh, really…! Where are you going?!”

I followed Oh Seung-jin out of the hair salon without even hearing where I was going and went into a photo studio called STUDI-OH right next door.

Click! Click! Click!

“Now, look at this side and take one more picture~”
“… Why am I filming this right now?”
“Don’t be so grumpy, just smile. I will explain why after I finish.”
“… “
“That’s right, Smile~”

Ssik-
Click!!

After laughing like that and taking pictures, I finished all the work I had to do.
Of course, I slapped Oh Seung-jin in the face because the picture I just took was a picture of my portrait.

“Heh heh… So, is it all over now?”

It took a while and was annoying, but I finally finished all my work.
All I have to do now is drain the accumulated semen.
Of course, I’m hungry, but I can eat casually while doing that, so I just buy a hamburger or a few.
So now go home and have six people at the same time…
Eh? Why are you all here
For reference, unlike the sixth sense, Hell’s Instinct has an ON/OFF function.
That’s why I feel everything useless like a sixth sense, so I don’t have to worry about it, and it’s very convenient to let me know if there’s a danger to me or if guys with more than a certain level of power appear.
But because of that hellish instinct, I feel that not only my women but also miscellaneous guys are gathered in the conference room.

Jump-

“I’m done!!”
“Brother!!”
“Brother!!”
“Hajin!!”
“You stupid!!”
“Brother~”
“Tooth… “

When I open the conference room door and enter, my women finally run towards me and cling here and there.
Of course, Nayeon, who has a sad expression on her face, sneaks up to me and grabs the hem of my clothes with her fingers.
Hehe… Yes, this is it! That’s it!
Then drive this momentum and make your Six Thumb a success today…

“Sit down.”
“… Am I in a good mood? Could you shut up that muzzle? Or should I put in another 72 consecutive hits?”
“I feel bad sitting face to face with you too. So let’s end this place quickly.”
“Sit down, brother.”
“Let’s finish talking soon.”
“… “

Because of Minseo and Juha pulling their arms from both sides, once we sat down, Kim Hyunjun asked me into the air without even looking at my face.
That little bastard

“Where the hell have you been all this time?”
“It’s dark.”
“Answer me properly.”
“Were you in the dark?”
“Strong Hajin!!”
“You crazy mutt! It was in a really dark place!!”

My story started like that.
Well, the boring first half passed quickly.
Because there was nothing but walking and walking and walking.
Afterwards, as the torch guided me and the monsters began to appear, Kim Hyun-jun and other people gathered in the conference room began to fall more and more into my story.
Of course my fingers…

Steamed-

“I’m sorry..!”
“… “
“… “
“… “
“Sorry.”

Receiving everyone’s attention next to the blushing Juha, I apologized lightly and continued talking.

***

Kwaaaaang!!!!

The huge castle gate closed with a tremendous roar.
And it was the assassins with Min-seo’s shadow that greeted Ha-jin who entered it.
No, they were assassin monsters.

Shahah!!!
Chew!!!
Shaak!!
Shock!!
Shahah!!!

In an instant, she pulled her body back slightly, but Ha Jin, who saw her chest scratched and blood from her first attack, avoided all attacks from the assassin monsters appearing from all sides of her with her frowning face.
Then, with his outstretched right hand, he grabbed the monster’s neck, which was about to disappear, and broke it with only his grip.

Pooh!!!

“It’s a grand welcome.”

Kwajik!!!!

Another monster with her face exploding from Ha-jin’s fist, thrown over the shoulder of the monster whose torso was pierced.
Afterwards, Ha-jin, who was aware that she was going to be attacked, started walking again without allowing a single attack, even if it was a surprise attack by monsters who had hidden their presence.
Of course, not all monsters have been dealt with.
However, as Ha-jin waited for the moment to attack, the monsters did not move cleverly, and after playing a game of notice for a day, Ha-jin finally started to move first.

“Anyway, the level is completely different from here.”

I had only met assassin monsters that I hadn’t dealt with yet, but the difference in level between the outside of the gate and the inside of the gate was clear.
Being able to injure Hajin’s body wasn’t something that could be done simply by hiding one’s presence, it meant being able to move that fast.
However, the assassination monsters at the beginning were just gatekeeper-level guys.
Of course, there will be differences in difficulty and ease of dealing with each person, but from Hajin’s point of view, the level difference between the assassin monsters and other monsters was clear enough to feel that hiding their presence was meaningless.
Moreover, some monsters had enough power to push Ha-jin to the limit.
Even though those strong forces eventually made Ha Jin’s power stronger, just one.
As much as that one monster, it had power that even Ha-jin could not handle.
It was the same, though.

Aaaaa!!!!!
Quagga Gagagak!!!
Quagga Gaga River!!!
Aaaaa!!!!!

It was just a ridiculous fight.
To be honest, the assassination monsters that were still alive and aiming for Ha-jin’s life, and countless other monsters, did not even come close to fighting with Ha-jin as one being.
Because the power of these two colliding and the aftermath could have put their lives at risk.

“What the fuck!! What the hell are you?!”
“… “

There was no response to Ha-jin’s cry, just staring at it with two eyes that were as deep and dark as pitch black.
Unlike Ha-jin, whose breathing sounded rough and her whole body and even the clothes she was wearing were drenched in blood, the appearance of a clean existence without any scars instantly disappeared in front of Ha-jin’s eyes.
Of course, that doesn’t mean they haven’t been hurt.
It’s just that the speed at which the trauma heals is ridiculously fast, but Ha-jin’s attack has been successful dozens of times.
Well, Hajin was beaten a little more than that.

‘I’m going to pop out from this dog again ..!’

I was able to feel the existence of the assassin monsters who acquired the instinct of hell and chased after them, but unlike emergency food and not killing them because they were annoying, I didn’t feel anything from the hidden beings.
However, a strong signal felt from Hajin.

‘What is that?’

It was a shiny red light, and when I looked closely, it was a pretty round bead that was angular like a jewel.
And there, Hajin could feel a very familiar energy.
No, rather than energy, she felt faint and familiar.
Ha-jin ran madly toward her beads as if being led.
And a bead caught on the tip of the outstretched hand.

Took-

But at that moment.
Between Ha-jin’s wide eyes, the fingertips of the monster that flew in with the momentum to pierce her forehead touched.

“What the fuck… “

Wheeik!!!!!

The hand of a monster that pierced the air.
Hajin disappeared with a soft curse.
In doing so, Hajin fell into the sea south of Jeju Island and was washed ashore by her rolling waves.
And in the place where Hajin left…

Swoop-
Took-
Pajijijik!!!!!