How to Live in the Apocalypse

Chapter 293

How to Live in the Apocalypse

The survival story of a man full of mad adaptability and cleverness

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Chapter 293 – Head Completed by Hajin

What is this?
Messed up roads and buildings.
There is no mess like this.
While I went to catch a black pig for a while, that mutt… No, it seems that what Kim Hyun-jun and people were most worried about happened.
Seriously, you told me not to make an accident and stay calm, so you’re making a fuss just because I sold my eyes for a second?
Anyway, without me there is no control, control.
Uh… I’m not some kind of babysitter, until when do I have to take care of each one like I’m raising a child?

“Hey, mutt. Did I tell you to be quiet? What kind of chod are you? Does your mental age get lower because you hang out with them?”
“You never gave me such advice. Because I don’t deserve it.”
“Why are you talking back to me about what I did well?!”
“Tell me back bluntly… Whoa… Are you crazy?”

Hehe… It’s so nice to see Kim Hyun-joon’s angry face.
Well, come to think of it, I guess this is the first time I’ve scolded him for something he did wrong?
Anyway, this is fun, can I play with you a little more?

“Leader! We did nothing wrong!”
“Boss! These humans attacked first!”
“And I almost died head over heels!”
“Did you just break it down in a mean way?!”
“Shut up!! What does it matter if this mad dog dies or not? And if that mutt goes crazy and runs amok, you should have put it on a leash and put it in the kennel, what did you do?!”
“… You’ve been away for a few days, and you’re back mad. One more word and I will kill you.”
“Bye-sin, you’re fucking.”
“Brother… I have Hyojeong…”
“… “

As Min-seo’s words slowly flowed out, Kim Hyo-jung lowered her head with her teary face.
And Kim Hyeon-joon, who licks her snout and tells her to shut up.
Uh… Let me lose like an adult.
Being insulted in front of the woman you love would be shameful as a man, but it’s not good for prenatal education.
Even if I wasn’t pregnant, I’m just paying back double the nagging I’ve been hearing all this time…
Yeah, what’s wrong with the unborn child?
It would be a shock to have your father born, but even his uncle, I should be a normal person.

“Shit… Sorry, kidding.”
“Whoa… It’s noisy, don’t raise things for no reason, and make your head or calm.”
“It sucks. Let the work grow.”
“… “
“Sorry, just kidding.”

Seeing Kim Hyo-jung’s shoulders droop at every word I said, my heart aches.
Yes, it’s sad that she’s pregnant with a dog’s child, a bastard, but even I, the person around her, should be a normal person.
No, you can’t talk to a kid like that.

“Sorry, bitch… No, baby Pretend you didn’t hear her uncle.”
“You just…!”
“Just get over it. The words are in vain.”
“Be careful..!!”

For now, let’s make fun of Kim Hyun-joon when we’re alone, and let’s sort out the situation first.
Let’s see… I don’t think anyone was hurt…

“Cadet..!! Dasol, I… “
“What are you doing to a surprised kid?! Get out of the way!!”
“Aww!! Don’t push!! I was hurt trying to protect someone!!”

Only that stupid otaku got hurt alone.
Well, when I arrived here, I thought he was filming a drama when I saw him.
Palyong is Narsha? Anyway, like a barbarian who blocked the ax with his whole body, he was receiving the weapons fired by seven people with his whole body.
The elementary school special forces were dealing with only one guy at a time.
Innocent children…

“By the way, what’s wrong with Dasol’s face?”
“I’m hurt! My face was torn this much! Those people are ignorant..!!”

Yeo Min-jeong explains Da-sol’s wound by opening her palms facing each other.
However… That means Dasol is wider than her face.

“Mister… Hee…”
“Dasol, don’t cry. Uncle will go and beat you. What kind of kid… No, who did that?”
“That uncle… Hee…”
“Oh, is that monkey?”

Dasol’s dainty finger accurately pointed at the guy who was more like a gorilla than a monkey.

Jerk-jerk-jerk-

As you move slowly and approach the gorilla, it growls, baring its teeth.

“Big..!! If you interfere, I will kill you too..!”
“What?”
“If you interfere, I will kill you!”
“Hmm… Me? That’s interesting…”

Nodding at Yeo Min-jeong’s translation, she looked at the gorilla again, and suddenly a fist three times as big as Jackson’s was slammed into her face.
However… What are you doing?
Is it an attack?
Ah, please…
Doing surprise attacks so slowly?
Why? Do I look weak?
Many questions confuse my mind.
What is the meaning of this slow attack?
Are you trying to confuse me?
Oh sure, it’s not terribly slow.
A little to a little slower than Kim Hyun-jun’s attack?
It’s just that it’s slow if you look at it in the category of a surprise attack I think.
The ambush guys in that hellish place were really fast…

“Brother!!!”
“Avoid!!!”
“Huh?”

Urgent… Why are you in such a hurry?
But… After I came back, I never showed my strength properly.
Well, he said he would do it for now, so let’s start with that.

Swish- squeak!!!!!

The swinging palm slapped the gorilla on the cheek like a cross counter.
Even so, the fist that was still being struck down changed its path so that it fell in front of me by lightly pressing the back of my hand with my left hand, and then swung my palm again and slapped my cheek.

Aww!!!!!

“… “
“Time! Time!”

Damn!! Damn!! Damn!!! Aww!!!!

Is this enough?
I turn my head slightly to check Dasol’s face, but it doesn’t look particularly satisfying.
Oh, you said your face was torn?

“Aaaaa!!!!! Die!!!!”
“Thank you, I was just about to open my mouth.”

The gorilla who had been slapped on the cheek threw out both fists in anger, and I let go of all attacks by pulling my left shoulder back and my right shoulder back.
Then, with the thumb and forefinger of the right hand raised up, grasp the sharp fangs of the guy…

“Uh?! Excuse me!!!”
“… “

Directing the gorilla’s gaze to the side, he struck the forehead with his left palm, which he pointed in the same direction.

Baek!!!
Suwook-

It’s a very classic way to pull it out.
As expected, the wisdom of ancient people also works for animals.
Anyway, I scratched the gorilla’s cheek with the teeth I had pulled out.

Aww!!!

Immaculate cheekbones exposed with spurting blood.
Did you scratch too deep?
Well, it’s not my ball.
Now, when I turn my head and check Dasol’s expression, Yeo Min-jeong covers Dasol’s eyes and gives her a back hug.
No, what if I can’t see this?!
Was it a bit cruel?
Anyway, I’d be satisfied with this.
But this gorilla child… A pair of legends…

“Oh ahhhhh !!!

Aaaaa!!!!

A gorilla slamming me down with both hands joined together.
This is not very important, and when you think of a pair, the first thing that comes to mind is gambling fraud.
When it comes to fraudulent gambling, Oh Seung-jin and the painful memories of that old friend…

“What the fuck..! You can’t cheat!!!!”

Whii profit!!!
Kwajik!!!!!
Go fast!!!!!

The fist that soared upward hit the open gorilla’s lower jaw and closed the snout, and the feeling of the crushed jawbone was transmitted to the closed fingers.
And sneakily glanced at Amy… Are you okay?
Is this the guy from the Allied Forces?
Well, at this size, it will cost a lot.

“Then one more hit, you bastard!!!”

Swoop- Baaaaa!!!!!!

The right foot off the floor kicked the gorilla in the cheek, and the gorilla flew away.
Anyway, why does this kid keep messing around?

“Hey, what do you have to say?”
“… “

Dori Dori-

Do you understand Korean?
The Yankee shook his head at my question and stepped back.
By the way, bloody knuckles seem to be the same as this guy beating my pet excitedly?
Oh right! I can kill them all
I must have warned Amy.
If your head is injured or dies, you die.
No, that meant killing Amy, so you’re saying we shouldn’t kill them?
Oh, it’s complicated…
She should have just said kill them all…

“Stop. I had to stop.”
“What are you stopping? Up until now, Dasol has been responsible for it, and from now on, I will have to take the share of the head.”
“Whoa… Rather than that, what should I do from the head? He got weird.”
“Is it weird? Hmm… The appearance has changed a little strangely, and the energy is a little dirty. Feeling like something mixed up? Is not it? Is it covered?”
“I don’t feel detailed to that extent. But what is certain is that he tried to bite Dasol and also tried to kill Minseo.”
“… Say it again. What were you trying to do?”
“I tried to bite Dasol, and I swung her nails to kill Minseo. Of course, trying to stop that behavior… “

I said something later, but I couldn’t hear it properly.
Because I had already arrived at the head.

Swoop-

As he squatted down on the head of the head with crab foam, his closed eyelids trembled slightly along with the shadow cast.

“Open your eyes, kid. I saw you flinch.”
“… Kreurreung… “
“If you pretend to be asleep, I will just kill you.”
“Kreur..!! I slept well!!!!”

Gently stretching his head, he looks at me while wiping the crab foam on his mouth.
With very innocent eyes.
Of course, it was a bit too brutally ugly to feel that way.

“Kreung? Master, when did you come?”
“Are you going to pretend not to know?”
“What are you talking about, Master? I know nothing.”
“I don’t know anything, so why did I pretend to be asleep? I’m sure your big ears must have heard that mutt’s voice.”
“… Master.”
“Uh.”
“I don’t remember anything. So lower your fist and listen to my explanation first.”
“Talk about it.”
“So that… “

Week by week…
A head that tells a story like a saga.
The words were long, so I lost one in the middle, but I still listened to the end and understood the situation roughly.
However…

“You say you don’t remember? Do you remember too much?”
“… Kreung? I… What did you say…?”
“What?”
“What did I just say…”
“What are you doing?”
“Ah! I remembered! My name is gary head. I’m doing well thanks to you… Go Enough then.”
“The order of the lines is not right!!!!”
“Kheheeng!!!!”

I slammed the crown of my head with my elbow, got up from my seat with a sigh, and threw the black pig I had caught in front of the guy who was putting his snout on the floor again.

“Eat. That’s enough to devour the power you received for free, right?”
“Khehehehe..!! Suffice..!!! As expected, the master must have a stick and a carrot!”
“Shut up and eat quickly… Ah! Everyone come over here and hit this one. Minjeong Yeo! Bring Dasol too!”

After everyone hit the black pigs who hadn’t come to their senses yet, Yeo Min-jung covered Da-sol’s eyes and walked away, and her head began to devour her heart in a hurry.

Kwadeuk!! Kwadeuk!! Enemy! Enemy!

“Heel heel…! It’s good!! Master, if you sprinkle the owner’s blood as a sauce on your friend’s meal, a higher quality meal… “
“Do you want to stop eating?”
“Shut up and eat. Khehehe..!!”

The head that had eaten away such a large heart suddenly slammed its clawed hands into the ground and started screaming at him.

“Aaaaa!!! Aaaaa!!!!!”
“Can’t you change quietly?”
“This level of sound is needed for dramatic tension, Master.”
“You’re asking everything about monsters…”
“Once you understand, don’t break the flow.”
“… “
“Kuaaaaa!!!!!”

When I closed the snout, the body of the head began to roar again and began to change.
As the body, which had grown much larger and thicker than before, began to change into a thin yet strong muscular body, the dull blue fur studded with red dots began to change into the shiny blue fur I knew.
And the energy of the head, which seemed to have been mixed and covered with something, was covered with familiar energy and increased explosively.
Fuck… What makes you so strong all at once?

“Kuaaaaa!!!!!”

It can be seen that the roar of the head protruding now is not staged.
This explosively increasing aura… It would have been difficult even for me to handle.
Anyway, this child… What’s going on?

“Aaaaa!!!!”

Aaaaa!!!!!
Wooooo!!!!!

With a tremendous roar, the dust rises and the wind blows up and blows it out in all directions.
Of course, I can’t see anything with my eyes right now.
As I waited for the dust to clear, my head was looking down at me with blue eyes that sparkled like jewels with a gradually secured view.
But what is unusual is that the hair of the guy, which was as long as a finger, was cut very short and covered his body, and the thick back hair came down to his waist like a horse’s mane.

Wheeik-

The back of the head blowing in the wind.
This kid is cool…

Swoop-
Chuck!

The atmosphere itself of the head prostrated in front of me on one knee has changed.
To the point where it feels heavy and solemn…

“The King of Ratuan sees his master.”
“… “
“Don’t be surprised. This is the real Ratuan.”
“Head… “
“Tell me.”
“… Don’t form, you bastard!!!!”

Poop!!!!

“Queueek!!!!”

Fuck, the chicken meat sprouts…

How to Live in the Apocalypse

The survival story of a man full of mad adaptability and cleverness

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