Chapter 331 – Elections (1)

“Our land! Our australia! Harold Fraser!!”
“The experience of leading the world’s most powerful country, the United States! A leader best suited for a crisis! Chester McKinley!!”
“The heart of the European Union! United Europe, United Earth! François Valere!!”
“Equality without color! Jake Zuma!!”
“Everything in the name of God! Faith is the future! Francis II!!”
“One on one! One China! The time has finally come! Joe Jinping!!”
“Namaste~ Peace beyond peace, marijuana Gandhi!!”
“Kang Ha-jin is the world! Kang Ha-jin is power! Seungjin Oh!!!”

Melbourne, where there is no quiet day due to the election campaign unfolding every day.
Only 34 candidates were initially nominated.
Among them, 26 admitted their disadvantage and joined hands with other candidates, leaving only 8 candidates in the end.
A former Australian prime minister, a former US vice president, a former French prime minister, a former South African president, just a religious person, a former Chinese president, just a descendant of great men, and even former South Korean president Oh Seung-jin.
Eight candidates from different countries, different races, and different beliefs were fighting fiercely for one leader to lead Melbourne.
And one of the candidates, Oh Seung-jin…

“What? Son?”
“Whoa whoa whoa~”
“Am I the world?”
“Whoa whoa whoa~”
“Why am I the power of an old friend?”
“Whoa whoa whoa~”
“… Stop laughing!!!”
“Ouch!!!!”
“President!!”

Oh Seung-jin, who was called during the election campaign and just laughed, ended up kicking the ball at Ha-jin’s outstretched foot and rolling on the floor. I glared at Ha Jin.

“What are you doing?! Do you really have no respect for adults?!”
“Whoa whoop whoop… It’s okay, Chief Jin.”
“But..!”
“Uh huh~ Even if they say it’s okay.”
“… I understand, Mr. President.”
“They do a lot of shit.”

He cursed at the appearance of Oh Seung-jin and Jin In-soo calming and supporting Ha-jin.
There was really nothing to worry about Oh Seung-jin who kicked the ball.
Oh Seung-jin is also a person with some stats.
That’s why, rather than actually kicking her, her body was able to withstand the level of pushing her face with the soles of her feet.
For reference, Oh Seung-jin raised his physical strength stat intensively among his stats in order to survive after he was caught gambling and beaten like a dog by Ha-jin.

“Hey.”
“Whoa whoa whoa~”

As if calling someone under him, Ha-jin pointed at the fallen chair with his chin, and Seung-jin Oh smiled and raised the fallen chair and sat down in front of Ha-jin again.

“Give me strength, little friend.”
“Shut up. Because I don’t care about those elections. So, don’t sell my name in the future. Okay? Old friend?”
“Whoa whoa whoa~ You don’t know anything because you’re still young.”
“What bullshit? Do you want to be beaten again?”
“Wow~ Seriously. And you, too, think of your face and status, and take care of your words and actions from now on.”
“I was running around Melbourne naked just a few days ago. What kind of face and status do I have?!”
“Whoa, whoa~ No matter what you do, even if you don’t want to, you’re the person sitting in the highest seat. It is a fact that will never change until you are beaten by someone.”
“… Anyway, don’t sell my name in the future. I warned you. Do you know how annoying it is for some strange guys to come and be on their side because of an old friend?! So in the future, never sell my name. If you want to keep breathing.”

Ha Jin gives a stern warning and gets up from her seat.
If it was someone else, I might have peed.
It’s just a simple warning, but if Ha-jin does it, he’s a real person.
However, whether he was good at it or whether he believed that Ha-jin would not do anything to him, Seung-jin Oh smiled and continued what he was trying to say.
That’s a very important thing.

“Do you know what is inseparable from power?”
“Take no interest.”
“Money and women.”
“… “

Ha-jin, who was walking with her clenched hands on the back of her head, stopped at Oh Seung-jin’s words from behind her.

Ssik-

The corners of Oh Seung-jin’s mouth were torn to the point where it caught on his ear, but he returned to his place and came downstairs with Ha-jin’s face looking back.

“Female..?”
“Do you know what is the most effective and easiest lobbying that powerful people do to each other? It’s money and women. And no one knows.”
“… “
“Yes, you don’t have to run away anymore. Every day with a new girl… No, you can go to bed with a new girl whenever you want.”

Gulp-

Oh Seung-jin’s words made Ha-jin’s throat twitch.
However, the face of Jin In-su, who was standing behind Oh Seung-jin, who was sitting in her chair, was distorted.
Because he wasn’t the great leader he thought he was.
The current appearance is like a corrupt politician, just such a human being.

“What are you saying, President? “
“For a moment. Chief Jin waited for a moment.”
“President… “

Took-
Swoop-

Jin In-soo, who wanted to stop Oh Seung-jin from coming closer, pushed Jin In-soo’s chest to make him step back.

“Heh heh… Dad~”
“Whoa whoa whoa, yes, son. Good luck in the future.”

Boobies – boobies –

Ha-jin, who was rubbing against the ball she kicked earlier, joined Oh Seung-jin’s election campaign.
The two of them got on the same boat for each other’s purposes.
Humanity’s strongest man and mankind’s greatest fraud… No, no one can stop Seungjin Oh from wanting to become the best leader of mankind.

***

“Gaffer!! Gaffer!!”
“Inspiration!! Inspiration!!”
“Fraud!! Fraud!!”
“Kkondae!! Kkondae!!”
“… Is that cheering?”
“Of course!”
“Then!”
“Not good?”
“There is no better word than this!”
“Ha…”

No. 5, who was frowning at No. 1, 2, 3, and No. 4 shouting words that couldn’t possibly sound like cheering, shook his head at the voice of No. 6 coming from the side.

“Maha Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra Avalokiteshvara Bodhisattva… “
“Don’t do that.”
“Haengsim Banya Baramidashi Jogyeon Oh Ongong Do Ilche ​​High Amount… “
“Stop!!!”
“Chehehe!!!”
“What kind of campaign are you asking me to do with these kids?!”

After kicking No. 6, who was reciting the Heart Sutra, No. 5 shouted and threw the picket he was holding, and at that time, Ha-jin was watching the election scene of Francesco II, the weakest of the candidates.

“God… Faith… Hmm… That would be nice.”

After muttering to himself, Hajin suddenly disappeared somewhere and returned soon after, drenched in seawater.
Then she climbed onto the roof of a nearby building and tossed what she was holding in her hands down the roof.
To be precise, towards the election campaign site below.

“All exercise of power or authority is in service… “

Thud!!
Thud!!

Two heavy sounds heard during the speech.
Surprised by the sound, Francesco II slowly turned his head to check the area behind the sound, and there…

“Kiyaaaaa!”
“Kiyaaaaa!”

The monster that Ha-jin had caught in the sea had its mouth wide open with hundreds of teeth sprouting out of it.

“Aaaaa!!!”

Dump!!

Francesco II sat down with a scream.
It’s not a good look for someone who poured out absurd words that even monsters can be defeated if you have the name of God and faith in God.
Of course, so did the others who had gathered to hear him speak.

“Aaaaa!!!”
“Kyaaaaa!!!”
“A monster, a monster!!!”
“A monster appeared!!!”
“Run away!!!”

The campaign site quickly became a chaos.
However, at that moment, there was someone who appeared like a messenger of God under the intense sunlight…

Whii profit!!!

Ha Jin, who looked like a small dot with his back to the sun, fell down with great speed and smashed the monster’s head with his fist, which had thrust its snout to devour Francesco II.

Kwajijik!!!!
Pew!!!!

A monster whose head could not be broken and whose body just exploded.
Then, Ha Jin, who quickly and smoothly turned around, lifted the other monster’s jaw and threw it high into the sky, and then emitted an intangible energy towards the monster falling by gravity.

Wooooo!!!!!

The intangible energy that was shot into the air along with the outstretched fist shook the atmosphere and swallowed the falling monster, and the monster that was swallowed up by the intangible energy disappeared without a trace.
And Francesco II, who watched it right in front of his eyes, stared at Ha-jin turning toward him with wide eyes, and Ha-jin’s back to the sun beating down on his eyes looked like a god with a halo.

“Are you okay? Pseudo?”
“… Oh oh..!! Oh God!!”

Took!

Francesco II, who quickly got down on his knees and prayed to Hajin with his hands clasped.
And the people who were Abi Gyu-hwan also turned toward Ha-jin and held his hands together.
The reason for this behavior is that all the people here are people of great faith.
Ha-jin was taken aback by the actions of those people for a moment, but quickly grasped the situation and stood in front of the microphone pushing Francesco II who was on his knees with his foot.
And a word spat out carelessly.

“Chance No. 8, Oh Seung-jin.”

Coo!!!

After finishing her words, Hajin stepped on the floor so hard that it broke and soared into the air, and people all at once knelt on the floor and prayed.

After this incident, Francesco II gave up the election, and all his supporters, including him, came to support Oh Seung-jin.
And Hajin’s next target is marijuana Gandhi.

“… Did you name it that way on purpose?”

Gandhi with the same name as a drug.
He was a nonviolent and pacifist like his ancestors, and he promised people a peaceful world without violence.
However, that confession was thoroughly shattered by an unknown masked man.

“I’m bored~ I’m sleepy~”
“… You shouldn’t be like this here.”
“Then you go somewhere else.”
“… I’ll just continue. Victory through violence equals defeat. It’s only a very temporary domination. But unlike someone who wants to dominate people with a strong power on their back… “
“Uh uh uh-“
“… “

The outpouring of booing by one person is not the only frown on marijuana Gandhi.
It also made the eyes of the countless people who had gathered to hear him frown.
Even if you do it, it’s because it’s too much.
Wearing a mask, Hajin, who had been mingling with people and pouring out criticism until just a moment ago, was on stage and booing Gandhi’s ear for marijuana.
Like a lover whispering love…

“Uh uh uh- boring~”
“… Don’t hide behind her mask, show yourself.”
“Nope?”
“… “
“Uh uh uh go home~ It’s not fun~”
“… “

Awesome!!!

Right next to her, when you go to her ear, the action of Hajin pouring out her booing with her mouth hidden behind her tightly pressed together, the veins sprouting on Gandhi’s forehead and the sound of grinding his teeth spread through her microphone. Went out

“Uh? Are you mad Are you upset right now? This baby is angry! Puhahaha~ You said you were a non-violentist? Are you a pacifist? Fuhahahaha~”
“… “

Unable to bear the sight of Ha-jin trying to make fun of herself and making a laughing stock in front of people, Gandhi sighed while wrapping her hand around Ha-jin’s collar.

“Stop..!”
“Are you going to hit me like this? Hit me~ Hit me~”
“… Whoa… I am against violence… “

Swish-

The silence that came in an instant.
Then, slowly lowering her head, the marijuana Gandhi finally exploded after confirming with her own two eyes that her lower body was exposed in front of the public wearing only pants and underwear that went down to her ankles.

“You bastard!!!!”

Duff- Kwajik!!

Ha Jin grabbed her by the back of the head and rammed the back of her nose.
Yeah, not the marijuana Gandhi who tried to swing her fist while swearing at her, but Hajini.

“They said he was a non-violence, you bastard swindler.”

Ha-jin, who had been driven out of her second election, started looking for her next target like a hyena wandering around in search of food, but for some reason, all other campaign sites had already withdrawn.
And the candidates gathered in one place except Seungjin Oh.

Bang!!!

“This is nonsense!!”
“You’re right! Not some bully, what kind of democratic election is this?!”
“We need to leave immediately!”
“We have to force it out!!”

I couldn’t have known
That what happened to the two candidates was done by Hajin.
But…

“The opponent is Kang Ha-jin.”
“… “
“… “

Yes, that’s what Kang Ha-jin did.
No way to stop him, he had no power to do anything against him.
All he can do is…

“Let’s take measures.”
“I can’t be beaten like this!”
“Let’s join forces too!”
“But there is no way! How can we stop a monster that even James can’t handle… “
“There is one way.”
“Method? Is there really such a way?!”
“It’s people’s choice to elect leaders anyway. So all you have to do is let people know. What kind of work is Oh Seung-jin doing with Kang Ha-jin on his back?”
“So how?!”
“Let’s gather the evidence and make it public.”

It’s not until unification, but the remaining candidates join forces with each other, Oh Seung-jin… No, I decided to go against Hajin.