Chapter 5 – Drunken Talk With the Demon Princess

Episode 5: Demon Princess and Drunk Conversation

When she came to her senses, her body was half-embedded in the broken wall.

Oh my gosh…
Where the hell are you… ?
Who am i… ?
Why are you stuck in the wall? ?

Taking a quick glance, it’s on the 3rd floor of the shop building.
It seems to be Rumika’s room.

Pussuk. Hudders.

After struggling to get out of the wall, it is a piece of wood,
Building materials fall from the body.

“Ugh… My body hurts too…
Head… I think it will break…”

My body seems to be in pain from being hit by a wall.
My head is about to crack from a hangover.
… Wall repairs are going to cost quite a bit.

“Master, are you awake?”

“Ok… Uh… Eva… Great job.”

“… Yes. I was really struggling.
Come down and unwind.”

… Oh my gosh
I’m completely horrified right now.
It’s the first time I’ve seen Eva talk like that… !
With her own mouth, she said, “It was really hard.” ?!

What the hell just happened?!?!

I barely grabbed her head and looked out the window,
The sun was slowly going down.

Under…
You are the black sun god.
Hello, did I miss the day…

Jump.

“By the way, wake up Rumi-sama too and come down.”

“… What?”

I managed to turn the creaking neck,
I saw Rumika lying on the bed with her legs up and her back on the floor.

It must have been something Eva did to cover her upturned skirt with a blanket.

Staggering away from the rolling bottles and snacks, she approached Rumika.

… Wait, where is the hypnotic elixir now?
It’s a great opportunity!

“Ugh…
Kamyu, will Eva come down?”

Ha, life is not going well.

“… Yes, she comes down to unwind…
Whoops.”

I can barely resist the nauseous feeling that is about to come up.
I grabbed my stomach and Rumika grabbed her head and went down to the dining table on the second floor.

Rumikawa and I are sturdy demons.

I was already sober that I only fell twice on the way down!
Seeing Eva’s sincerity, let her go down!

Cancer. Yes. No way!

“It is served, so both of you are eating.
I must go down and see.”

“Ugh… Where is Eva?”

“… There is still time, so someone should take a look at her shop.”

I have no face…
Eva saw her store…
I also make side dishes…
I also clean…
Today, I have to take care of Eva’s daily wage in addition to her salary before she leaves work…

… But if Eva writes her ledger
Did you know how to pay for herbs?
I guess she never taught?

Ahh
Her head hurts. Let’s think about it later.

“Ugh. Tamu.
What kind of strange grass soup is this?”

“It’s not Tamyu, it’s Kamyu.
Did her tongue get shorter?
That’s Hwan Empire-style bean sprout soup.
It’s good for a hangover, so eat it.”

Jiying.

In the meantime, take out the silver spoon and check the poison,
Rumika confirms hypnosis with magic.

Dalgrak.

She barely takes a spoonful.

“Ugh… Ok… Aren’t you eating?”

“I want to eat after I get to know food…”

Seeing Rumika pouring a spoonful of bean sprout soup,
Fragments of her memories came tangled up.

“Rumi, did I miss something yesterday?”

“No, I didn’t.”

“Right?
It can’t be.”

“Why?
Do you think you did?”

Rumika lifts her eyes while holding her temples.
No way…
Wouldn’t have

“No.
I’m a man with a good heart, so I can’t make mistakes in the first place.”

Well then.

“Right, I didn’t.
It’s not a mistake to say ‘sue’ after seeing my father’s death.”

Ai Seebaal!!
How far did the talk come from?!

Stay calm.
You can just listen to the first part and think about it.
Pretending to have heard everything, it was an advanced tactic to catch the rest of the story one after another.

“Uh… Did I?”

“Huh. That’s right.
I heard
Accuse.”

“I heard there were a lot of sesame seeds sprinkled on the side dishes.”

“Ah, is that so?
That’s why I didn’t do as you said, so the Demon King’s army was ruined. Did you say something like this?”

Fucked, fuck!!
That’s what I said to myself before drinking.
Couldn’t the demon queen Rumika have seen it through her mind reading?

Ha, please, I hope you didn’t say something like ‘Your karma is being harassed by your daughter’… !

“… How far have I been talking?”

“You do not have to know.
I also put it against your wall and forgot about it.
You just forget.”

“Did you knock me over?!

“So what?
Pay for repairs on my jewelry.”

… Let’s see, I’m sure I shouted in my heart,

‘Oops, yes.
Demon King!
Are you watching this situation in the black sun?!
You didn’t do what I said, so now our Demon King’s army is ruined, you man!
Did I pay a small sum of money and send it to the capital of an enemy country?
You didn’t even attach a load!
Also release the position of corps commander!
The espionage officer position can’t be filled for a fucking year!
All promotions are blocked!
Being molested by your daughter is more than your fault!
Eraai~ Kaak, twee!
… Was

After that, I started drinking…
I hope the last two lines didn’t come out of my mouth… !!

Rattling a spoon with a salivating expression
Open the bean sprout soup and roll it.

Drooling.

“I really enjoyed the meal.”

Rumika gets up first and picks up her porcelain bowl.
Passed me by

Rumika, which Eva put in to do the dishes.
Come beside me and take a deep breath.

“Hey, it’s okay.
Stop looking like a dog in the rain and eat soup.”

Eh? Why is he suddenly like this?
I looked at Rumika with a spoon in my hand.

“Chit.”

She puts her hands on her waist and looks down.
Not even looking down due to her small stature.

“When do you curse at my father so much, do you cry out loud that you’re sorry?
… If you’re going to curse, do it until the end.
Are you saying it’s not your fault?”

Are you crying?
I?
Because of the devil?
Why me??

“Under… It’s annoying.
It’s okay.
That’s it, eat or not eat! Joy!”

She jerked her head away and tried to go away, then stopped in her tracks with a start.

“But, are you serious about ‘that’?”

Huh?
‘That word’?

What did I say?

… If you pretend you don’t know here, I don’t think it’ll end with getting stuck in the wall.

“Uh? Ah…
That, that… ?”

“Okay.
I said it while drinking, but are you serious?”

When I turn my back and talk, I don’t know what kind of expression or emotion he is talking about.

“You ask, Kamyu.
Are you serious about ‘that’?”

However, I understand that Rumika’s back is in danger of breaking if touched.

… Don’t waver
Anyway, I’ve lost my family
No power, no money, no position.

I don’t want to play a clumsy love game, nor do I have the energy to do it.
I don’t want to insist on trying to be good again with my ex-girlfriend.

I hypnotize the demon lord Rumika, and I eat the whole demon lord.
Dominate the sun saint, the moon knight, and the star princess to kill the hero and take revenge!
After that, they eat the human kingdom too!

Then, then…

Will I ever be happy again…?

Is that the life I dreamed of… ?

And.

Will Master accept me again… ?

A relationship created by hypnosis.
A lover made by hypnosis.
A family created by hypnosis.
A kingdom made of hypnosis.

All fake shells.

What does it mean?

I didn’t answer in the end.
No, I couldn’t

And she just walked away.
Her back, which had become smaller due to the consumption of magical energy, looked noticeably smaller.
As if I had to run to him and hug him.

* * *

Fortunately, I was able to close after closing the store.

I apologized to Eva, saying I’m sorry, and Eva poured out a stormy nagging noise.

It’s funny to hear your employer nag you.
But seeing as Eva cleaned out Rumika’s room and even brought in a repairman to help fix her walls,
I can’t hear the nagging.

Eva must have been sorry for nagging me when I gave her an extra allowance.
I go ahead and apologize for the fact that I went too far.

Oh.
Today is the day you go to see your grandchildren, so you go early, right?

I’m sure you didn’t know, so I hypnotized you for a while and asked you.
Being a hypnotist, in the end, only suspicion increases.
It must be an occupational disease.

After, I infiltrated the capital of the enemy country as a demon, but I can’t recklessly increase the number of employees.
It would be easy to more than double sales if you only increase the number of employees, but jjeop.

Ehyo, this has become a complete merchant.
Are you going to do anything big? Tsk tsk.

[The demon king suddenly… Uh? It’s a dying world… Hiccup!
Even if it gets better, should I just live as I want~?]

[Hehe… What is Hagosif? What is it~~?]

[Lol…
To my wife who was a fox… Give birth to a child like a rabbit!
I live well by earning money, bread! Bread!]

[Hey! Camu!
Uh!
If! It’s okay, right?!]

[Ah, fuck!
I can’t because of you!
Because of you… !
If you stay… !
Your dad calls me again! Give it to me!!
Pak! Dying
Barely… Settle down and buy it, but…
You hit again! Show up, take responsibility for me, mane…
What have you entrusted to me in your household?
I won’t leave it in the safe like this… !!]

It’s strange, it’s like I can’t remember something.
Ah, no
People like me do big things, who does it?!
I’m getting weak for no reason, write it!
No no no!

[I, the dragon from the stream, Kamuda!
Hehe, that’s what I mean. Knock!
How many times have I been second in the academy~~~!!!
I sweep all the magic tournaments!]

[Yaya, Camus! You are an acquaintance!
1st place to do a lot of 2nd place! Ida!
And! Clap! Clap clap clap wow~]

[Shut up! Pretty bitch!
Knock on the pretty judang! I’ll slap you on the lips!
However… Leave me here for years…
Everyone me… Forget it!
I’m pissed off! Heng!]

After drinking, I still feel a bit refreshed.
For some reason, the king has donkey ears! Do you think I shouted?
For several years, he hid his identity, horns, and magical powers from humans.
I guess I was frustrated.
I hardly ever drank.
Afraid to make a mistake

[I don’t know…
I guess I’ve come too far to go back…
Under. I want to see mom and dad…]

[Why? Go see!]

[Yay!
You, Lumica, you!
Don’t you notice?!
When your father passed away, he stopped it and died together!
My mom and dad!! Brother!
All! Entire! Daa!]

Hmmmm, sometimes I wonder if I need to drink alone to relieve my stress.
Did you feel as if you were carrying something heavy?

[Ah fuck~~!!
I!
This Dragon from Gaecheon, this Kamuga!
I wish I was at the top of the Demon Tower at that time! Uh?!
Those bastards that came in!! Ok!
I steamed it up and ate it all up! I smashed it, very!
Membrane! Mom, Dad, Brother and Sister! Cross your arms, look around, and say it!
I’m done! I’m tired, just uh!
Fuck me, I wish I was there!
I wish I hadn’t come here stupidly!
If only the Demon King didn’t piss me off by fucking blocking the marriage!!
They said that if you become the top of the academy, you will get married!
Damn, you manipulated grades and got him out!!
The magic contest, kkeuh, if you win, you’ll get married!! With you!
But damn, only runners up!
This fucking world!!]

Maybe it’s because it’s been a while since I’ve tasted a woman.
The Demon King’s army has scattered anyway, and I don’t have any demons to watch over.
I don’t know why, but I feel like I’m too focused on my work.

[Oh I…
This genius!
Kill the warrior!
Gather the Demon King’s Daa!
Humans, uh! Expelled, surrendered!]

[If you receive it?]

[… … Master will accept me again… ?]

[… It’s real, it tastes like rice!
King rice taste! Ugh…
Saramd in the neighborhood!
I’m always a teacher, I’m a teacher~~
Joon-ah, the young Mew is here~!
The female teacher x student collaboration is killing me, very woo~
Fuck, he begs me to talk about my ex-girlfriend in front of my girlfriend.
I don’t notice~~ I’m getting bored~ Let it go~]

Chuck-cha-cha!
Stretch and bloom all the time!
Tomorrow is the bidding day for the Herbalist Vendor, with the Saint of the Sun attending!
The strategy is tightly squeezed and the saintess’ milk is squeezed tightly!
You should make a saint pregnant and breastfeed hard!

[Hey, Rumika!
Why did you come to me
The flattery next to him, what was it?
Michelle? Where are they all going, are you alone!]

[Yaya, Kamuu, don’t talk.
Them?
You didn’t even come to my father’s funeral!
The kids who always cringed at what Woo-ri’s dad said?
Shar-sha-sak like cockroaches! And woven! It’s gone~~!!]

[Oh really.
Guys like that, level off, level down!
Uhhh…
It’s only shiny on the outside~~ It’s useless!
So, why do you keep such children by your side!]

[Hey, my dad is worried about me too!
You! Let’s go to the magic tournament!
It’s hard to win!
The house is also full!
I hope so!
I would have even married you!]

[Fuck, do you call me a commoner now?
Hey, get off…
Haha
This… Quail egg breasts!
I don’t need you~~!!
Ah, quail eggs.
Respond, Respond!]

[Crazy bastard haha
If you scream at my chest, my heart ag! And answer me!
I’m here~ and my heart responds~?
Like this! Put your face on and shout!
My heart listens! Uh… Uh?]

Quadang!

[Ouch… Ahahahahahaha
Ugly Kamyu dog… Lol
Wipe your face
It’s heavy… ]

[Hey, Rumika.
You… What do you know… !
Even if Master doesn’t say anything, my heart beats! If you do, you know that it’s Pook♥… !
You don’t know because your breasts are small…
It’s my teacher, and I don’t have a gas sound?
So, it’s my chest lol

[Crazy haha
A kid with a big body, look at the level of Mew ㅋㅋ
Uhh yes
Come on, bite my quail egg and ask for a baby bottle~
… Under!
Hey, what are you really?
This is so kid…
Mandible! Yah… Hehe… ♡
Tongue… Don’t turn your tongue…
Heh, hee, whoo, haaaaa… ♡]

[Mmmm…
Delicious…
Master Niim Jizzi is the best…]

[Aoi! Done!!]

Puck puck!

HahaI’m kidding…
Are you the original peach? Ship?
So, did you just do that?
Was it bigger? Anyway!
Even then, it was good!
Now?
Hehe.
This is good too!
If someone asks, ‘Are big breasts pretty or small breasts?’
You’re going to reply, ‘They’re both pretty!’
Why?
Both are mine!]

[Ohhhhh
It’s not Kamyu, it’s Baby Muda, Ashekimyu!
Oops… Ah… Yah…
My leg… Get your legs out of the way…
It’s heavy and hard…]

[Ughhhhh~~?
That’s not a leg
It’s not a leg~]

[Fu, haha!!
Quit.
Yaam… !
Rubbing… Not!
Jjom! Chee Woo! Called!
Hot ha! Seriously, yes, ♡, ha…
Yah…
You… Do you remember
When you say you are my teacher
You said you would protect me…]

[Poop, keukkeuk, yaa!
That was a hundred years ago
Do you remember that
A pecking bird!]

[Yaam… Don’t…
Yes, don’t rub the middle leg!
Promise, do you remember!]

Side. Side. Jjook.

[This?
A kiss on the forehead or a kiss in the eye?
Did you swear to protect me?
Remember this!
Very! Well! Remember this!
So, with my mouth, tell me to marry you to someone else!
When I told your dad, how much, uh?
Tears of blood, uh, inside, just! With bloody tears!
Do you know what I said?!?!?!
Everything from scratch! I hope it goes my way!
I’m right next to you!
All my life, I kissed these quail eggs by your side, side!
Yo Apple Gungdi, while creating Yoroke!
Hey, don’t twist your body~
I’m touching the apple, saying it’s pretty, pretty~, but why?!
Anyway, Yoroke lived with you!!!
Hey, but…
Under. Hit it, hit it… !
Nothing goes my way…
Black… Black… Whoa…うぁ.]

[Moya… Kamuu…
Why are you crying…
I’m sad too…
Hee…]

[Sobbing…
Master, bring the jjichi…
I’ll cry there…]

[Ah, Mr. Lee! I’m dying!!!]

Bang!

… Hey
No matter how much I think about it, I can’t remember because my head hurts from the hangover…

I have to work, ok.
I’m a little concerned about ‘that word’ that Rumika said…

Let’s think about it when we finish work tomorrow!
Aza Aza Fighting!
Fall of the Holy Maiden Gazua!!