Chapter 0 – 1. I Entered the Martial Arts Ground.
Lee Jae-won, who destroyed the ambition of the Emperor of the Heavenly Demon to rule Murim, founded an organization called Cheonmu-maeng, defended Murim justice, and lived happily for a long time, giving birth to numerous wives and sons and daughters.
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“Oh, I really forced myself to read it damn it”
Sunwoo picked up the phone he was reading and threw it away.
The book he was reading is a novel titled ‘High 3!, Go to Murim.’ It can be said that it is a typical Gogaeng novel.
It’s a stimulating and explicit title, so you can guess what it’s about without reading it, but if you read it yourself, it’s a novel that makes you realize that it’s more shit than expected.
Possibly because of the author’s desire to portray a smart protagonist, the surrounding characters who are drawn stupidly, and even the unattractive heroines who fall in love just by looking at the protagonist.
At first glance, it looks like a sample of mass-produced martial arts that can be found anywhere, but it would not be an exaggeration to say that this novel is a work of a much lower level than the general Ikei novel.
In particular, the most dog-like thing about this novel was that it was so full of descriptions of sexuality that one could not tell whether the main character was taking an adventure or trying to eat rice cake.
Starting from the teacher who taught martial arts for the first time, he wrote the myth of Tteokhyeopji while learning from his siblings.
Even after Murim’s departure, he met six women who were addicted to aphrodisiacs, and there was even a setting that each of them was the only daughter of six generations.
Even if he ate the saintess of the Demonic Cult who later appeared in the dark, it would make the story easier.
In this dog-like book, if you hit rice cake with the main character, whether it is forced or good, it has a setting that you fall in love with the main character unconditionally.
What is even more speculative is that the main character has a martial art that seems to be learned, or a sound that becomes stronger the more rice cakes are hit, due to the nature of the martial arts that the protagonist has learned.
It would not be cool to be accused of Moorim’s achievements, but all the characters in the novel are busy praising the main character.
The main character’s specification up, incident development, and problem solving are rice cakes
It is a low-quality novel that starts and ends with rice cakes.
Of course, it is not that there is no martial arts full of sexual descriptions.
I would have at least understood it if I had made a hundred concessions and the original purpose of the writer was to focus on explicit depiction of sexuality like Norupyo Muhyeopji.
But this novel was nothing like that. It is true that the depiction of eroticism occupies a huge amount, but it is not inferior.
Noroopyo Martial Arts is inferior because of its sexuality description, but this novel also has poor writing skills in its description of sexuality, so it was boring without being inferior at all.
Seon-woo reflected on himself for purchasing this novel for the first time.
It was my mistake to see the title only and click buy the whole volume. It was a waste of the money I spent, so I read it over and over again, but as a result of reading it over and over as if I was doing homework, in the end, only a feeling of discomfort and displeasure remained.
“What was the publisher thinking when they published a novel like this?”
Sunwoo cursed the publisher rather than the author.
In the past, even if it was a waste of printing price, it was filtered through a filter to some extent, so there were no terrible novels like this.
If the writer runs out of control, you have to stop it, but if it’s like this, the publisher’s fault is bigger.
And it was unfair. What did you do so wrong that you chose this shitty novel?
Seonwoo thought that I couldn’t be the only one who suffered, so I wrote a critique diligently to make another victim.
It was a so-called fishing article.
Fortunately, there were few people who had read ‘High School 3!, Go to Moorim.’ Or perhaps it was not worth writing, the criticism section and star rating were empty.
There is a saying that views equals star ratings and criticism. It was proof that there were many readers who depended on criticism.
The star rating was given full marks and the criticism was written very harshly.
I don’t know if it’s because I have an unnecessarily good memory, but it wasn’t difficult to add MSG by tweaking the setting from the novel a little bit.
And moreover, they continued to praise the artist and the work.
“It’s okay. I can’t be the only one who can’t be defeated, you guys must watch it too.”
Sunwoo read the criticism he made.
It’s been 15 years since I’ve seen martial arts, and my life was so shocking that it was divided into before and after reading this novel called martial arts. At first glance, the title seems childish, but the tremendous writing skills that are inconsistent with the title, the rice cakes skillfully hidden in the story, and the high-quality service scene were so fun that I fell in love with the novel without noticing the passage of time… Omitted…If I were to recommend it to anyone, I would recommend it to prospective writers or beginner writers who aim to write. If you read it once, you will learn a lot. I really think it’s a novel that you should read at least once in your life. If it is the world of an interesting novel, I would definitely like to enter it.
If you read this novel, it was a criticism full of gura enough to snort that it was nonsense. Still, he was confident that he hadn’t said anything wrong.
It was the first time in 15 years of my martial arts life that such a stupid novel was published, and it boasted a messy writing ability that was more terrible than a childish title, and there must have been rice cakes hidden in the story.
It’s because I didn’t collect it until the end of the novel, it’s because the description wasn’t good, and there were many things that the situation itself was bad.
And the saying that it’s worth seeing at least once in your life was sincere. A writer who writes garbage like this also publishes a book, how much strength can aspiring writers see?
It’s a lot of abbreviation, but there was no false information at all.
As I worked hard on my novel, the clock hand was approaching 11:00 before I knew it.
Sun-woo, who was feverish about useless work, but still felt satisfied, lay down on the bed.
‘Let’s order chicken and eat it.’
The energy went out, but sleep did not come.
It happened that tomorrow was Sunday, so I thought it would be a waste to sleep like this.
He needed a reward for his hard work.
There is only one place for the soul to soothe the depressed heart.
Belt ring
-Scheduled delivery in 50 minutes
After ordering the golden oil chicken, Seon-wu turned on his phone to see if there was another novel to read.
It was to take time until the chicken was delivered.
‘Yes?’
It was then.
When I opened the app, I saw a question mark at the top, indicating that a message had arrived.
‘What?’
Sunwoo raised his index finger and touched the note.
Then the title of the note appeared.
[Hello, I am the writer of ‘High School 3rd Go to Moorim’ who left a critique.]
The beginning of the paragraph was surprising. It was because I never imagined that the writer would leave a note himself.
Seonwoo got curious and touched the note and checked the overall contents.
-Hello. This is the writer of ‘High School 3, Go to Moorim’ who left a critique. I enjoyed reading your review. I am very happy that I have met a reader who has such deep consideration and affection for my novel. Until now, no one had ever rated my novel so highly.
“Of course, who’s going to praise a shitty novel like that?”
Sunwoo felt a little guilty. The writer was moved by the criticism written for fishing, so I felt sorry for nothing.
-(Omitted) So, I would like to give a small gift to my first reader who understands my world of literature.
The content of the note was increasingly gradual. What kind of gift is a gift? Even though I don’t have any fans, I was thinking of accepting it because it’s not polite to refuse a gift.
– You said before that you wanted to live inside my novel, right? I will make that wish come true. Please enjoy living in the world I created.
“What kind of gift is this bastard talking nonsense to the end?”
Seonwoo cursed at the writer who wrote the nonsense bullshit several times, threw the note in the trash, and pressed the delete button.
But all of a sudden, my head started spinning.
“What?”
The body loses strength, and the legs give way.
I didn’t even have the strength to lift a finger.
When his mind wandered back and forth, he began to faint.
“Ah, I have to eat the fucking chicken…”
So, Seonwoo lost his mind.
Mate mate mate
“Wake up, you bastard, how long are you going to sleep!”
When I opened my eyes to the sound of someone slapping my cheek, I saw a man glaring at Seon-woo with a certain ferocity.
“Who are you?”
“Is this guy crazy or out of his mind? Jangsam!”
Hearing his shouts, Seonwoo suddenly came back to his senses.
And I looked around.
Many people were caught in his field of vision.
People sitting in the big wooden seats.
People all wearing Chinese clothing were looking down at Seonwoo.
‘Where is this!?!?!?’
Sunwoo screamed inwardly.