64. Me and the Beautiful Girl
Just a second ago, she had an attitude of “whoever becomes my master, I’ll just kill them,” but the next moment, upon seeing Alsace, this fairy immediately became familiar and recognized her as the master, transforming into a creature that could only say “Tie Tie,” pouting her little mouth and wanting to shower Alsace with kisses.
Fortunately, Alsace reacted quickly and managed to pull the fairy away with some effort, then approached me with a bewildered expression.
“She is…”
“Without a doubt, she is a treasure that belongs to you, Alsace.”
The original sword was broken, and immediately a magic sword appeared. If this isn’t for Alsace’s upside-down cross-dressing, I don’t know what is. As for her bizarre reaction upon seeing Alsace…
【Alsace has decided to recognize Alsace as her master.】
It can only be attributed to the protagonist’s halo, and… Alsace is really attractive to her, those two points, right?
This is clearly a treasure that enhances Alsace’s hard power. How could I let Alsace refuse to accept it just because she was “scared”? Out of goodwill, I stood in front of this white-haired fairy and Alsace.
Alsace was right behind me; even if I had a dozen guts, I wouldn’t dare to show any lewd or strange expressions. That said, the ice fairy in front of me was indeed the standard “beautiful girl configuration,” with flowing white hair like snow, her body occasionally shedding a circle of ice crystals, and her eyes always half-open as if she hadn’t woken up, only excitedly widening when she just saw Alsace.
“Ahem, Miss Alsace, please act normal when recognizing a master.”
I was definitely acting out of goodwill, even helping her, yet this fairy didn’t think so.
When facing Alsace, she was like a , but the moment she saw me, this “stinky man,” she instantly transformed into a Zuan lunatic.
“Ha~ Heaven has a path, yet you don’t walk it; you want to shake hands with me at my grave? Stinky man, don’t show up in front of me, or I’ll have nightmares later.”
【Alsace has no good feelings towards men.】
No kidding, I’ve already noticed that without you saying it!
As Alsace said this, she suddenly furrowed her brows tightly, then took a deep breath and stared at me with her mouth agape.
“Why do you, this stinky man, smell like my master!?”
How annoying! What relationship do Alsace and I have that you need to point fingers? Besides, she hasn’t even recognized her master yet; what are you floating around for!
Of course, Alsace wouldn’t like this foul-mouthed fairy towards me, and coupled with her earlier blunt words, it made Alsace’s cheeks start to flush. Out of embarrassment, she turned to leave.
“Empress Letty, thank you for the treasure, but I don’t really want it. Diviner, let’s go back.”
“Master!?”
The fairy floated, wanting to chase after her, but was scared back a step by a wave of ice crystals from Alsace.
The next moment, her surprised face slowly transformed into delight! She wanted to pounce again!
“You are the wind, I am the sand; you are the snow, I am the ice. Master, we are simply a match made in heaven, a perfect pair, indispensable! Master! Chuu chuu chuu~”
“Shut up! Don’t come after me anymore! I’m not interested in you!”
Kefier’s harsh words left the fairy frozen in place.
See? I told you not to get so worked up.
I sighed and stepped forward; after all, I couldn’t let the treasure go just because Kefier was upset with me.
“How is it? Do you understand now?”
“I understand…”
Alsas’s face was full of disappointment. “Master likes the aloof type. Can’t I change? Hmph~ Master, I’m not interested in you.”
“That’s because you were mocking me just now! Idiot! I’m Kefier’s priest.”
“And fiancé.”
Kefier added, well, I’ll just take that as Kefier trying to scare Alsas into not being rude to me anymore.
After all, this way, the fairy finally behaved a bit more honestly, letting out a deep sigh, frowning, and looking at me with disdain.
“Flowers on cow dung.”
Hey, be careful or I really won’t help you recognize your master.
“If you want to recognize Kefier as your master, then first let’s set three rules: you are not allowed to act out of line or do anything that would make your master dislike you; additionally, please don’t just pop up to scare people when Kefier hasn’t called for you.”
Alsas pondered for a moment, but I believe that what belongs to the protagonist will definitely not run away.
Sure enough, the fairy nodded: “No problem. As for appearing, I only have a bit of energy here; in those hot places outside, I basically sleep all day~ To wake me up, all you have to do is shout, ‘ I want to cuddle with Alsas!'”
This sword is such a hassle…
“Remove that last sentence! And Kefier, the prophecy indicates that, although it’s a bit troublesome, as a weapon, she is definitely top-notch, you…”
Kefier sighed deeply; after all, she had always believed in my “prophecy,” and… I believe Kefier wouldn’t lack vision. She must have known from the start about Alsas’s “strength.”
“I understand.”
Alsas excitedly floated around in the air, showering me with a flurry of snowflakes that made me very cold.
“Great!!! Actually, I have a feeling that you’re not really my true master, but since I’ve been sleeping all these years and haven’t interacted with any fairies, of course, I want to cuddle with the beautiful girl I like~”
In the next moment, I saw the fairy’s body gradually disappear, enveloped in a wave of cold, slowly transforming into a slender sword encased in ice.
“As long as you have me, you can easily block those lousy magical attacks with a wave of your hand~ From elemental to mental magic, I can handle it all~ Ice Fairy Alsas, now at your service!”
Finally, the ice on the slender sword cracked and shattered, and the sword was firmly grasped by Kefier. Perhaps sensing the power contained within, which could make her even stronger, Kefier also revealed a surprised smile.
“Cuddle!”
“Shut up!”
The one most dissatisfied with all of this was probably Letty, after all, in her impression, this was originally supposed to be my treasure.
While Kefier was getting familiar with her “artifact,” I glanced at Letty, who had her lips pursed high, clearly unhappy.
“Don’t worry too much; for me, Kefier obtains the treasure is equivalent to protecting my safety.”
“Tch~ Clearly, big brother, you could stay in the Rosia Empire and cause trouble every day without any issues~”
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I must refuse this point, after all, I have to cling to Ke Fei Er’s thigh to survive!
Don’t be fooled by how close you call me “big brother” now, one day… you might suddenly lose your temper, and a bolt of lightning could leave me pitch black.
“We need to go back and investigate; it’s also a way to thank you, Your Majesty, for temporarily suppressing the spy issue.”
I patted my chest, “Don’t worry, Your Majesty, regarding Moriarty, we will definitely give you an explanation soon.”
Because for me, that was already a clear-cut villain with a script to “kill me”!
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