6. The Indestructible Alliance
Inside, the great Kfeier was acting cute and seeking comfort from me, while outside, two little lolis were clashing with thunder and lightning, what a magical scene this was!
However, it wasn’t long before the dangerous magic of thunder and lightning outside gradually faded away. Accompanied by Kfeier forcing my pure body to stay still, and then forcibly giving me a “smack” on the face, the sounds of the little lolis ‘ “fighting” finally ceased. At last, Kfeier was convinced: her outfit today was absolutely the best in the world, unmatched, truly the genuine main character in both strength and beauty. Finally, I had the time to check the script of the two little lolis outside.
[Ivan, Reiti, and Aidefu have temporarily formed an indestructible alliance!]
Indestructible, huh? Isn’t this just two little lolis temporarily reaching an agreement to hold off on fighting and figuring out how to see me first…
Sure enough, the next moment, the two little lolis began to chant in unison outside, causing a ruckus at the door!
“Open the door! You b*stard!”
“Got the guts to deceive women but not to open the door!?”
Two big shots, can I just admit defeat? If you keep talking, even the servants in Kfeier’s house will come up with a script to kill me!
If these two little lolis keep babbling outside, I’m afraid they’ll embellish the story and turn me into a bulldozer that pushes everything aside. With no other choice, and with Kfeier’s consent, I could only open the door and pull the two long-lost little lolis inside, watching them sit down while posturing at each other.
At this moment, inside Kfeier’s private residence, after hanging their respective black and white coats on the rack, they both sat across from me with an impressive aura. Nilu was no longer around, and Kfeier hadn’t summoned the new maid, so she had just used pouring tea as an excuse to slip away.
But of course, I couldn’t say Kfeier was passing the buck; how could I say that to the big shot? That would be courting death! Kfeier was adapting to the situation, truly clever, so clever.
Looking again at the script [Indestructible Alliance], I finally understood why Kfeier had slipped away, because these two little lolis were here for me.
“Big brother, Rosia has already sent you at least three months’ worth of disposable magic stones, why aren’t you using them to project and see me every day!?”
The first to speak complaints was Reiti, who had sent me a bunch of magic stones that could “project,” demanding that I chat with her for at least an hour every day, but after I ghosted her, she was now full of upon our reunion.
Of course, this wasn’t over, as next came Aidefu.
“Hehehe~”
The king of the Kingdom of Prussia said nothing, merely looking at me with a cold smile, but that was already more than enough to mock me with a thousand words.
I originally thought: after eloping with Kefir and sneaking back, I would at least not see Adéle for a while. Even if I accidentally ran into her later, she probably wouldn’t care for me anymore. A perfect plan!
However, I never expected that this summit of nations would give Adéle an opportunity to see me. It hadn’t been long since I left the Kingdom of Prussia; it would be strange if she let me off the hook!
“What’s this? Not running anymore? If you want me not to chase you, there are two ways: either I tie you up, or you tie me up.”
“Hmm!?”
Letti immediately turned to Adéle with a look of suspicion, but I had no time to entertain the little thoughts of these two lolis. The priority was to get them to behave, and by the way… if I guessed correctly, Adéle and Letti would also be allies standing by my side in the upcoming “clearing my name” activities. For now… let’s avoid saying anything that would upset them; I definitely didn’t want to anger these two little devils.
“I’m sorry, there’s a reason for this.”
It wasn’t a lie; I was just stating the facts. “Without discussing past events, I actually wanted to see you both as soon as possible this time. But you both know the current situation and the topics being discussed at the summit. “
After a brief pause, I looked at the two little lolis. “As the ‘protagonist’ who can’t make an appearance this time, I need to be honest. This is also one of the reasons I didn’t open the door just now; I can’t have too much contact with others lately.”
As for the second reason, I didn’t say it out loud; just now, that big shot Kefir was hugging me and messing around! If I had opened the door then, wouldn’t you two have exploded with anger right there?
The dissatisfaction on Adéle and Letti’s little faces eased a bit.
Then, some unfortunate circumstances arose with this “indestructible alliance” duo.
“Well, that may be true, but the Kingdom of Prussia has already decided to support the revocation of your wanted notice. It shouldn’t be a problem for me to contact you, right? Ah, by the way, I’ll be staying here today. Can that unreasonable Emperor of the Luo Empire, who’s always at the summit, leave now?”
Adéle happily took off her hat, clearly indicating that she was going to stay here, and didn’t forget to throw a sarcastic jab at Letti.
Letti, although a loli, wasn’t a simple-minded little girl; how could she not understand!? She immediately shot back!
“Ha, even a tiny place dares to boast! Without my Rosia’s support, do you think that big Yeng Empire would dare to hold this summit and argue? Some little kings should just go back early, least they be seen and cause some unmanageable international incident~”
“!”
Adéle’s hand began to reach into the inner pocket of her clothing, while Letti, not to be outdone, pressed her hand firmly on her firearm with a displeased expression.
Are you two playing a Western duel here? Didn’t we agree on an “indestructible alliance”?
Just then, Kefir, who had been absent until now, fired the last shot for this “indestructible alliance”!
“If the two of you are going to stay, that’s going to be a problem. This is just my private residence, and there’s only one empty room left~”
Even though Kefir spoke innocently, I still saw through her script.
[Kefir is doing this on purpose.]
Kefir, you’ve changed… why are you wearing the dress that Louis IV prepared for you, and even your personality has turned as bad as Louis IV’s?
But I like it!
The indestructible alliance shattered with a poke, and the two lolis immediately started arguing, while Kefir claimed the VIP seat—my arm—to watch the show.
“Hey, long-eared one, get out!”
“What are you thinking, golden-haired rat! Of course, it’s you who should leave!”
“Ha!? I have plenty of intel to tell big brother! For example, this time the Church’s Saintess will come in person! Big brother, aren’t you very concerned!? So hurry up and kick this M-sounding elf out! “
“Hmph, what kind of intel is that? Dare to compete with my Prussia in intelligence!? Oh, by the way, I’ve learned that this time the organization from the Impossible Land will also participate. Get rid of this golden-skinned rat, and I’ll tell you everything tonight!”
The unbreakable alliance has started to fight…
But I had no time to mediate, because just moments ago, these two little lolis had already brought up a whole bunch of dangerous scripts to stay here!
【Eugili’s infamy is well-known!】
【The Church’s Saintess faces danger in the Great Ying Empire!】
…
How could I possibly brush these off with a laugh!?
“Alright, alright! Stop the noise! I’ll sleep on the sofa outside tonight, and you two can stay in my room! Instead of arguing, hurry up and tell me in detail the information you just mentioned!”
The two lolis were taken aback and stopped fighting.
I finally breathed a sigh of relief, thinking I could finally settle down to understand the dangerous topic they had just mentioned, but…
“Long-eared elf! I’m letting you have the empty room!”
“Let you my ass! You go sleep! I want to sleep in his room!”
These two lolis started arguing again over some strange topic.
This “alliance,” if it breaks, so be it…
I thought helplessly.
Illustration: Kfeier (new clothes)