16. Let me draw an O pattern for you (Monthly ticket request at the beginning of the month~)

All this time, I haven’t been clinging to Kefir’s thigh for nothing. The most direct benefit brought by this is: no matter how you look at it, this behavior seems like “kidnapping a noble and beautiful saintess, preparing to do some perverted things,” and after I explained to Kefir that it was “very necessary”…

Kefir helped me tie up the Saint Icusis securely, then stuffed her mouth to silence the wriggling Saint, who was squirming like a big green worm, and we carried her back home. As for explanations, since Kefir was already my “accomplice,” how could she not believe what I said?

In the script, the Saint Icusis would be in “danger,” and the one targeting her turned out to be me—Ogilid! After calming down from the surprise, the first thing that came to my mind was who might “use Ogilid’s name to do bad things.” At that point, not only would Ogilid’s reputation and wanted notice be tarnished, but the organizer, Queen Louise IV, would also have to take the blame. And then… the Saint would be gone? Who would benefit the most?

Without a second thought, I immediately suspected that church archbishop who might want to kill the chicken to scare the monkeys. In the script, he was originally the villain who exploited the Saint, so it wouldn’t be surprising for him to do something like this. Thus, I certainly couldn’t hand over the foolishly escaped Saint Icusis!

Moreover, “danger” soon arrived!

Just as Kefir and I were carrying Icusis and preparing to find a place to hide her, we happened to run into Kefir’s father, Uncle Zerola, who was rushing back.

There was no way to hide, after all, Uncle wasn’t an idiot; he would definitely recognize what the Saint looked like.

Uncle’s expression twisted at once: “I was just about to look for you two, and it turns out… my dear daughter, have you really developed to the point of helping her abduct girls?”

Kefir’s face immediately turned bright red: “N-no! This is…”

Unfortunately, even if Kefir wanted to explain, she wouldn’t know how, since our current actions and behavior looked exactly like that kind of news report about a “criminal gang led by Ogilid, specifically targeting young and beautiful women.”

I hurried to explain, lest Uncle misunderstand and really slap me dead for his precious daughter.

“Uncle, it’s not what you think. The Saint is in danger, and we can only temporarily hide her like this.”

“Danger?”

Uncle narrowed his eyes, but I wasn’t lying, so I didn’t feel guilty at all.

“The ‘prophecy’ says so.”

The script couldn’t possibly be false. If the initial content was still vague, now that the danger Icusis faced had already affected me, it would definitely happen! It’s just a pity that Icusis, that fool, didn’t look like someone who would believe me, which forced me to resort to this desperate measure even if it offended her.

Uncle was silent for a moment, his gaze sweeping over me. Perhaps after confirming I wasn’t hiding anything, his expression grew tense.

“Then let’s take her and hide for now. Kefir, come with me.”

“Father!?”

“In fact, someone from the church has already come to our estate, saying that a ‘nun’ has gone missing and asking if we’ve seen her. I was just wondering why they were making such a fuss over a nun; now the reason is clear. Kefir, come with me to send them away.”

I let out a sigh of relief. Uncle clearly believed me and was temporarily sending away the church’s people looking for the Saint. Moreover, it’s a good thing I decided to tie up this foolish Saint right away; the church’s search was indeed swift!

Hastily covering the mouth of the Saint, who didn’t even realize she was in danger and was making a fuss, I heard voices not far away.

“Archbishop, I brought my daughter. She has been at home and must know something. Kefir, did anyone suspicious come in and out of the estate this morning?”

“Back to father, no one at all.”

“Everyone, my daughter says so. Archbishop, I apologize for your ‘nun’ going missing, but I’m afraid our Great Empire cannot assist; this issue is too sensitive. Kefir, let’s see off the Archbishop.”

From the sounds, Uncle must have sent away that blonde villain, and soon the script echoed back.

【Zerola and Kefir sent away the Archbishop who came looking for Icusis.】

The danger was temporarily averted, but it left me with a very hot potato—namely, the Saint who was still tied up by me.

I turned to take a look. Just to prevent the Saint from wriggling and shouting, I had been holding her tightly, on top of her already being bound. I was doing this for your own good, Your Highness the Saint! But she certainly didn’t ‘t think so, as my current actions looked like those of a pervert no matter how you looked at it!

As I removed the handkerchief covering her mouth, she started shouting endlessly, making any remaining “lower movements” thoughts of mine vanish completely.

“Non…”

“Stop shouting, everyone here is mine from the inside out. Are you hoping to be assaulted or something?”

Iku Xisi immediately showed a mournful face; clearly, when still, she was an absolute beauty, but once she moved, tears and snot came pouring down, instantly making her seem regretful.

“You’re finished! The Archbishop must have been looking for me just now! How dare you people from the Great Yeng Empire kidnap the Saintess? When that happens, you’ll be tortured to death!”

“If I don’t kidnap you, then it’s me who will be tortured to death, Your Highness the Saintess. Although you might not believe it, returning to the church now is a hundred percent dangerous.”

“Nonsense! I think staying here is far more dangerous!”

“Aren’t you the one who can ‘foretell’? Use your unbeatable prophecy to see whether what I’m saying is true or false?”

【Iku Xisi did not foresee anything.】

Helplessly, the script was set, and the next moment I was met with the Saintess’s foolish face. I had thought the Saintess would ‘foretell’ something dangerous and that we could cooperate happily, but it seems… her prophecies are as unreliable as she is .

“Since you can’t see anything, you’ll just have to temporarily follow me.”

As I spoke, I reached out and drew a chaotic pattern on Iku Xisi’s back, feeling her body shudder.

“What… what are you doing!?”

“I’ve drawn a magic circle. Now, if you stray more than ten meters away from me, you’ll explode on the spot! Hahaha! Hehehehe!”

Since the Saintess’s prophecies weren’t great, I simply made up a reason to scare her.

“Wuwu…”

“I advise you to be honest and not entertain any more wicked thoughts, okay~”

I pushed Iku Xisi toward Kefier’s residence.

At the same time, I listened to some of the script content that naturally appeared.

After all, my actions just now were so villainous that it was no surprise to attract some death scripts.

【Iku Xisi hated and killed Oujili De!】

【Iku Xisi believed Oujili De was coveting her power!】

Coveting? What the hell? I’m worried about you getting into trouble, Your Highness the Saintess!

If you get into trouble, who do you think will take the blame? Who will be the most unfortunate?

Of course, it’s “Oujili De”!

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Europeans who won the lottery last month, remember to join the group, then…

I’m still asking for monthly tickets; for the sake of my new monthly ticket wife, I’ve released her early. Can you see my sincerity? You won’t suffer a loss by supporting me; there will be even more wives appearing . (Whispers)