29. Sir, yes·sir!
The content of the script had clearly informed me: this bear fox, whose true identity is the great chieftain, actually knows a bit about the existence of self-disciplined fairies within the Austro-Hungarian tribe. However, the content of the script is my greatest secret, and without any evidence, I had no intention of exposing it. Seeing that Zelus neither answered nor refused, I decided not to press further, quietly bidding farewell and leaving, waiting for her to make a decision after she had thought it over.
After this, the “conflict misunderstanding” between the Austro-Hungarian tribe and the elves of the Prussia Kingdom had been resolved. My purpose for coming here had been fulfilled, and more importantly… it was to make an early escape, lest those enthusiastic beastmen really hand me a bunch of beast-eared girls with wagging tails, forcing me to sleep on a washboard every night. So, under the arrangements of Gelorum and Gu Erdan, Kephiel and I hurriedly set off on our way back to the Prussia Kingdom.
At this moment, on the border between the Austro-Hungarian tribe and the Prussia Kingdom, it was clear that Kephiel and I should simply be returning to the Prussia Kingdom, yet the atmosphere felt as if we were undergoing the handover procedure for a class-A dangerous criminal.
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“Then, our two guests from the Austro-Hungarian tribe will be escorted by you elves from here on.”
The coachman, Golom, and Gu Erdan stepped down, greeted by the so-called “modernized” special operations forces from the Kingdom of Prussia. Goodness, this time, not only were there Panther tanks, but even Tiger tanks had rolled in.
We were merely returning to the Kingdom of Prussia, yet how overly cautious these elves were!
“No need for you orcs to prattle on! Back off, stay away! Dare to approach our border, and we will open fire immediately!”
Gu Erdan shook his head, clearly used to such matters, and without further argument, waved us goodbye before turning back with the disgruntled Golom. Once the two orcs had left, the elves’ demeanor changed instantly.
“Sir, we are the royal guard of the Kingdom of Prussia, here to escort you back to the kingdom! Please give your orders, sir!”
I felt exhausted. Thankfully, the ones I saw were all long-eared elves in black military uniforms. I dreaded the thought of the next time Adelf would send someone, they might arrive by helicopter.
I waved my hand helplessly, “Take us back, no need to disturb us.”
“Yes, sir! Escort formation, on! Go, go, go!”
I rubbed my forehead and withdrew my gaze. Luckily, Ke Fei Er beside me hadn’t leaned out to take a look; otherwise, she might have been even more confused than she was now.
“What’s happening outside?”
“Nothing much, just a handover between the orcs and the elves.”
My thoughts returned to Ke Fei Er. Compared to the roaring machinery outside, she was far more important. I had just asked those elves not to disturb us for this very reason.
After all, since we set off to the Austro-Hungarian tribe together, we had been tirelessly investigating the truth behind the conflict between the two sides. Until we heard that the Grand Sorcerer had been expelled from the Austro-Hungarian tribe by the high orcs, neither Ke Fei Er nor I had any proper “rest time.” After all, it was the Austro-Hungarian tribe, in a foreign land, compounded by some “environmental issues,” it just didn’t feel right.
Now that everything was over, on the way back, with a relaxed mood, I finally felt a bit of mischief creeping in.
Just for resolving the conflict between the Austro-Hungarian tribe and the elves, I had secretly “threatened” the clan leader to consider telling me about the self-disciplined fairies, in exchange for a lap pillow and a chest cushion—was that too much to ask?
However, just as I instinctively wanted to lie on Ke Fei Er’s thigh, she, who had never refused before, surprisingly supported my body today.
At first, I didn’t think much of it, assuming that the cleanliness-loving Ke Fei Er simply didn’t want to do that now.
“It’s fine, I don’t mean anything by it.”
Besides, which man would say his wife smelled of sweat? No matter the time, a wife only ever smells fragrant!
Yet Ke Fei Er still refused, and it genuinely struck a blow to my spirit.
“It’s not about the smell… it’s just… not right now.”
“No, not right now!?”
I wasn’t planning to do anything out of line; I just wanted to lie down! But Ke Fei Er’s refusal was quite resolute, and then, unable to withstand my somewhat hurt expression, she hurriedly explained.
“It’s a bit inconvenient right now… because…”
In the next moment, without needing further explanation from Ke Fei Er, I understood.
Because… a familiar, fluffy thing had rolled out from under our seats, proudly showing me a pair of scissor hands along with Ke Fei Er’s explanation.
“Because it’s here too…”
A blush crossed Ke Fei Er’s face; it turned out she had been shy and afraid of being discovered by outsiders, which was why she insisted on refusing.
After all… the mysterious clan leader of the Austro-Hungarian tribe was clearly a bear-fox hybrid, the little fox Zelus, who somehow had snuck into our vehicle as we returned to the Kingdom of Prussia! The elves certainly wouldn’t check on Ke Fei Er and me, and she had used this to hide in the car, and now that the crisis was over, she had popped out!
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“Yay… I made it.”
Yay, you big-headed ghost! You’re not a dog, so why are you following us to the elves!?
I don’t know if it’s because this little fox is a troublemaker or if it’s because my “good deed” was just ruined by her, but either way, I’m extremely annoyed right now, wishing I could just pluck all the fur off this fox!
This little fox definitely didn’t follow us on a whim; after all, she even changed her clothes. She shed that slave outfit that looked like a tattered sack and put on a beautiful white-green robe with a distinctly Japanese style. Coupled with her clean, smooth flesh-colored long hair and her beast ears and tail, she looks just like an adorable demi-human pet—where’s the slightest trace of a slave demi-human!?
Clearly, she was well-prepared! I can almost guess that even if she’s discovered later, this bear fox will definitely use me and Kephiel as a shield, saying something like, “I’m their pet!”
Moreover, this kind of thing clearly has Kephiel’s consent; otherwise, would Kephiel just let a demi-human sneak into her carriage!?
Sure enough, the next moment, Kephiel started to plead with me: “This little fox hoped I could take her with me when she left last night. She said she didn’t want to be a servant anymore, and Gelo and Gu Erdan have already agreed, so I secretly brought her along. No, is that not okay, O’Gilid?”
“Not a problem at all.”
Just as I was about to throw her out, I immediately surrendered. After all, my fiancée has already pleaded like this; how could I refuse?
But, Kephiel, what you brought back is not a pet at all, but the chief of the Austro-Hungarian tribe! I’ve made a promise with Zelus not to casually reveal her identity, and I guess that’s why this bear fox dares to let Kephiel rub her ears while defiantly giving me the finger, completely unrestrained.
Moreover, this little fox seems to have some other purpose for coming here.
【Zelus needs to go to the Kingdom of Prulist.】
The script appears, and I have no other choice but to let it be for now, then… find an opportunity to reveal the truth to Kephiel.
Otherwise, one day I’ll be driven to a stroke by this fox.
I shot a finger back at Zelus, then the moment Kephiel looked over, I quickly hid my hand behind my back and put on a smile.
Damn stinky fox, I’ll get you sooner or later!
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PS: Pari in women’s clothing is really great; I almost forgot to update.
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