59. If it doesn’t work above, try below.

I found an excuse to leave Kefir and the others behind, taking Rose back deep into her castle.

After all, if I let this clueless little girl, who still doesn’t understand the relationship between Kefir, Nilu, and me, continue to act all high and mighty in front of them, I feared that the previous “training” would have to be reenacted today.

So, after a bit of tugging and pulling, bringing Rose back to her room, I didn’t choose to leave immediately.

As far as I could see, this was my first time coming to her true residence, guided reluctantly by Rose. To my surprise: although this fairy was adamant about not wanting me to mention the perfectly descriptive “three words” of her “Blood Fairy” identity, I didn’t expect her room to actually lack a “half-open black coffin used as a bed.”

Setting aside the fact that this midget had an unusual fondness for red, decorating everything in shades of crimson, her bedroom was quite simply an ordinary “young lady’s bedroom.”

After bringing me here, this midget stopped being angry and reckless, and for a moment, she became surprisingly quiet. The script’s reminder made me fully understand why Rose didn’t want us to leave.

[Rose doesn’t want Euclid to leave.]

The same message appeared again, and it was easy to guess the mood of this midget fairy.

“Phew~ Don’t act recklessly in front of Kephir and Nilu anymore. Hiding behind me and pretending to be powerful won’t work. You know I’m a ‘pretty boy’ yet you still do this?”

I approached Rose and said, “As for the matter of recognizing a master, it was just a ‘special circumstance’ back then, right?”

“Hmph~ Of course it was a special circumstance!”

Even at this moment, the fairy in front of me still wanted to maintain her “nobility.” “Otherwise, do you think this lady would kiss that mouth of yours, which has probably touched countless women? Even the stallions in my stable are more innocent than you!”

Come on, don’t think that I took the initiative to recognize this fairy as my master; it was always an accident and “force majeure”!

“Since that’s the case, isn’t it simpler? You don’t need to rely on your master’s magic to survive; you can obtain it yourself. So, you can treat the ‘master-servant relationship’ as nonexistent. Therefore…”

I paused and asked, “You don’t need to stop me from leaving, right?”

“!”

Rose didn’t want me to leave because of the “master-servant relationship.” At least, that’s how I judged it from the script. But was it because I had “guessed” her inner thoughts that Rose seemed a bit unhappy?

“Sigh…”

Thinking that I could just coax the bear midget, I asked again, “So what do you want?”

However, at that moment, I realized: I might have been a bit “superficial”—because I always thought of Rose as just a bear midget, neglecting the fact that she was also a fairy maiden.

So, the next moment, under the unique crimson moonlight streaming in from outside the castle, Rose’s appearance, and even the words she spoke, seemed to take on a different flavor.

“Indeed… the magic I rely on to survive, I can replenish myself.”

She lifted her head, and her current “proud” attitude looked more like “complaining”!

“But you are my master now! What kind of fairy would let her master leave?”

At that moment, I was left speechless, not knowing how to respond! However, Rose’s complaints continued!

“And besides, I’m not even your first fairy! Although I think you’re a total scumbag, I really don’t care about that! The key point is, since there are clearly more than one fairy already, you should at least understand that you need to fulfill your responsibilities as a master!”

The responsibilities of a master, of course, include supplying the fairy with magical power; otherwise, how would the fairy be willing to serve the master? While that’s true, the blood fairy, Rose, is a bit special in this regard compared to other fairies.

“Are you saying you want me to let you bite me?”

What she needed wasn’t just a regular transfer of magical power, but… blood. This was something simpler yet more “troublesome” for a master.

“…”

Rose’s little face suddenly tensed up. “No way! If I do that, your woman will kill me!”

So what do you want, bear midget?

I couldn’t help but complain. I knew very well that in reality, getting bitten wouldn’t be anything like those third-rate stories where it feels great and comfortable. Just looking at Rose’s little tiger teeth, I figured that if she bit me, I’d probably scream in pain.

Moreover, Rose seemed to understand: she knew she couldn’t bite me, or else Nilu would hang her up and beat her. So why was she still hesitating? Did she have her eyes on some other kind of “magic” from me?

Well, according to the usual “third-rate trope,” when encountering girls like “vampires,” if there’s something other than blood that can satisfy them, it must be…

…

…

I think I understood something.

【The blood fairy Rose wants…】

But it was too late.

In the next moment, this bear midget didn’t even let me finish reading the script; she lunged at me and knocked me down onto the bed, her small body following suit, her hands gripping either side of my thighs!

Naturally, this position meant that her face, looking up at me, was in a very dangerous spot, right between my legs.

“Biting you is definitely out of the question, so since I can’t bite my master, I’ll use another way to fulfill my responsibilities as your fairy and take your magic.”

No way, “Queen of the Night”! You talk about being noble, but in the end, your desires are no different from those vampires in cheap literature!

With that, this midget fairy’s hands began to explore!

Everything happened so suddenly. If it weren’t for Rose, who was probably inexperienced at this sort of thing, I feared I would be left without even my underwear!

“Wait a minute!”

“Wait? Hey! This lady is lowering herself to do this for you! I didn’t even mind that it was from this kind of place to replenish magic power. You, a lucky little pretty boy, what right do you have to complain to me!?”

It’s just that the place you’re ‘replenishing magic power’ from is a bit off!

“Let me guess, is your next method of replenishment going to be ‘sucking it up’!?”

“What else can I do, little pretty boy! Don’t treat me like some naive little girl, okay? I’ve learned about this from books! If nothing is done and… and it just happens, I’d actually think less of you!”

But now that you’ve done this, I can forget about seeing my wife tonight!

“I-I understand! I’ll let you bite me! Is it okay if I let you bite me!? Get up!”

“No! You’ve already taken off your pants, and you’re still talking about this!?”

As she spoke, Rose was really planning to “strip” me! Of course, I had to resist! But just then…

“Master! There’s big news, big news! You have to get up and take a look!”

With a familiar shout, the next moment, Rinka’s voice came from outside.

Before we could fully respond, Rinka, completely oblivious to the situation inside, burst through the door in a flurry, bringing the western style of the “Merry United Kingdom” to its peak.

And then…

“Oh my god…”

Mouth agape, she turned to close the door.

“Come back here!”

With Rose’s furious shout, that fairy finally let me go.

When Rinka opened the door again, she was already in a kneeling position!

“Master, spare me! I came because there’s big news…”

If you need any adjustments or further elaboration, feel free to ask!

“Well, well, can you two continue later? It’s just… there’s a bit of a problem at home!”

Lin Ke clasped her hands together, yet she didn’t forget to squint and steal a few glances at us.

LSP.

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I’m also LSP, it’s been a while since I’ve seen 86.