Chapter 1 – 00. Regressed, but the Reverse World
I was a bottom warrior.
He was one of the countless hero candidates summoned to this fucking world, and somehow managed to become a hero after climbing far and wide.
But that was my limit.
No matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t rise above a C-class hero with my talents.
It’s unfair that I was summoned to another world as soon as I was discharged, but let alone the main character, I was in a position to be an extra.
It is only natural to curse at the damn goddess and the rotten world.
But could that have been the cause?
In the end, humanity and the warriors were defeated. It’s also very miserable.
Of course I died too.
Yes, he must have died…
“Nice to meet you, candidates.”
“…Uh?”
The white light that had covered my vision disappeared, and I saw a woman with a soft voice.
It was a woman whose voice and face he knew.
Beautiful, slightly wavy blonde hair that exudes a brilliant golden color as if it were woven from golden threads. A gorgeous dress that seems to have been worn on purpose to highlight the voluptuous body. A glimpse of the upper chest with immaculate skin. Such as a gentle face that is not kind to even look good.
The name of an eye-popping beauty.
‘Queen Charperia.’
“Everyone must have been surprised to be summoned so suddenly. To put it simply, you were chosen by the Goddess and brought here as candidates for this world’s heroes.”
“Uh… Hero? The one from movies or games?”
I turned my head at the voice next to me.
As soon as I looked at him, there was a man with the appearance that the word golden sun popped into my head. I know this man too. Unlike me, he is a bully named Kim Jeong-gyun, who has a talent and has safely risen to the rank of B-class warrior.
‘What is this?’
It’s embarrassing.
I must have been defeated and died in the final battle. But what happened all of a sudden?
Actually, there was one situation that came to my mind, but I couldn’t easily accept it.
It was a long-awaited comeback.
‘After summoning to another world, return… I’m so absurd.’
It was quick for me to accept this situation. He also experienced the absurdity of being summoned to a different world for the first time and becoming a hero candidate.
Compared to the past, it is still outdated, but there is also another world summon, which is an element comparable to Hoebinghwan, but is there any return?
However, there was one strange thing.
‘Why me?’
Among the heroes, there are S-class heroes, and even if it is limited to another world, there are many people who will change history if they know the future. But why am I the only one who barely managed to become a C-class hero? I didn’t understand at all.
‘Anyway, that’s how it happened. Let’s make the most of the future knowledge and information we know.’
It would be impossible for me to become an S-class hero no matter how much regression correction I received, but at least by the time of the last battle, I would have been at least A-class. If we try to help humanity win here, we will still be able to spend a comfortable old age.
After thinking about it, I looked at Queen Charperia again.
‘… Huh?’
Come to think of it, there is one more strange thing.
Obviously, when I was just summoned, the first person the three candidates saw was not the queen, but the king. She is not a beautiful woman like a queen, but a typical furry middle-aged man. It was the first scene I saw after being summoned to another world, so how could I forget it?
It was then.
“Ah, my introduction is late. I am Charperia Palania, the queen of Palania.”
“Queen…?”
I questioned her shocking words without realizing it.
“Whoops, yes. I am the queen.”
It’s been a while since she’s calmed down, but she’s confused.
What is it what the hell happened
Why did a woman who was a queen become a queen? Such a king? What happened to that bastard?
While I was panicking, another candidate other than Taeyang Geum opened his mouth.
It was Lee Hee-seong, who wore glasses and had straight hair.
“Then do we really have to learn swords and magic to fight monsters and demons?”
He wrinkles the tip of his nose and asks questions.
Obviously, before returning, that is, in the first round, Lee Hee-seong asked the king the same question.
It was more than 10 years ago, and it was a trivial question, but it remained clear in my memory. Heeseong Lee was the most elite among the three motives for summoning him. He was a genius who made a name for himself as a sage by achieving an S-class hero.
‘Something is bitter.’
Some say that even if they return, they will look at A-class, but there are also talented people who look at S-class in less than 10 years.
However, unlike Lee Hee-seong’s question, the queen’s answer was different from what I knew.
“No, it isn’t.”
“…Yes?”
Not only me, but all of Lee Hee-seong with white hair, Kim Tae-yang and Kim Jeong-gyun were all surprised.
If you’re a hero, of course, that image of holding a weapon and fighting alongside your colleagues in the forefront comes to mind. In the first place, the hero I knew was also right. I just whimpered because I had no talent for weapons or magic.
However, the queen’s words that followed were even more shocking.
“Heroes, no, men don’t fight. Fighting is a woman’s job.”
“No, what is that…”
“How do you become a man and put women first?”
The queen smiled at the men on either side of me who objected.
“I forgot to mention this. This world is different from where you all live. One of the former riders’ warriors said it. It’s like a reversed world.”
‘Crazy?’
No, if you let it go back, you should do it normally. It’s a reverse world. This isn’t regression, it’s parallel world movement. Well, it’s not roughly like that. Then almost all the knowledge I know is useless…
“Then what is the man’s role?”
All-back Lee Hee-seong asked a key question.
No matter how reversal it is, it is obviously strange that only women fight. Even in the first round, mana had the power for superhumans, so both men and women stood on the battlefield.
“Isn’t that obvious? You have to provide semen.”
“What?”
“Me, me, semen. How could she say such vulgar words from her daughter’s mouth…”
I was more surprised by Lee Hee-seong’s words than by the queen’s words, and turned her head away.
Are you saying something vulgar to a girl, what is it, you bastard? Are you weirder?
Come to think of it, I heard that Heeseong Lee didn’t try to get involved with a woman even in the first playthrough, on the subject of becoming an S-class hero… There were even rumors that he was gay. Could it be that it wasn’t that one, it was just a bitch?
“Oh, semen is filthy. How noble and precious holy water is.”
With that said the queen made a circle with her gloved hand and waved it in the air over her.
Men are of course basic, and women have no choice but to know about the secret hand gestures. Here, he smiles strangely and licks his lips with his tongue. Wow, fuck. It’s crazy. Even in the world where men and women are reversed, if it’s just a change of place, it’s a married woman with a husband.
… Oh, fuck you.
Right now, my body is that of a young man who has just finished his military service. And the spirit is that of a person in his 30s who has not been able to mix with a woman and body for several years and is starving. With only a little stimulation, the third leg went wild, thinking it was its turn.
“…?”
It seems really fucked up.
The queen saw the convex pants dance.
That, but it’s a world where men and women are reversed, right? There’s a woman who says that…
I don’t know if my predictions were wrong or right, but the Queen cleared her throat a few times, blushing. Shuval, no matter how you look at it, it’s because of me. I rolled my eyes to see the two disgusting men, but they are fine.
No, am I weird? Are you saying you can’t see that?
“Keuheum, hmm. Uh, anyway, the role of the male warriors is simple. All you have to do is provide semen to the women selected as companions.”
“There’s no way to offer it…”
“If possible, the uterus is good, but if you are having a hard time, the mouth is fine. Oral intake can be effective enough. Rather, there are more of them here.”
Now, the womb is crazy… Huh? Is oral intake effective? I hope that…
A thought came to my mind, and I carefully raised my hand and asked a question. It may have already been filmed, so be as polite as possible and pretend to be kind.
“Is it possible that when a woman receives semen, she becomes stronger and something…?”
Geumtaeyang Kim Jeong-kyun looks at me with eyes looking at an asshole, and Lee Hee-seong, an all-back, looks at me with eyes looking at trash. No, it’s a fantasy world in a different world, but isn’t it possible enough? Why are you looking at me like that!
But I was also right.
“Oh, that’s right. I haven’t explained it yet, but you noticed it first.”
The eyes of the two of them turn to amazement.
Puppies. It’s annoying from the start. You are not worthy to be called by name. An all-back and golden sun are enough.
“Please. To protect this world from darkness, please give me the semen of the warriors.”
A queen with a slight bow. Frankly, I was fucking pissed off. The beauty queen asked for her semen with her breasts visible. Thanks to that, I had no choice but to become slightly hesitant. The pants are too uncomfortable.
A situation where you can’t refuse being a man.
Me and Geum Taeyang obediently shouted “Okay” And “Thank you”.
But there was a baby who wasn’t even a man.
“I hate it.”
“Yes?”
“How can you give me, semen to a woman outside of the country… Now, uhhh… Uh, whether it’s in the vagina or in the mouth, I can never do that.”
“Why…”
“Didn’t I tell you just now? How can a man give semen to a woman he doesn’t love! Lee Hee-seong can never do that. I swore to have a beautiful relationship only with the man I love, so I will reject the hero.”
“…”
“Come on, bring me back.”
It seems that all-back was something similar to premarital chastity.
Upon hearing his words, the queen’s expression gradually turned cold. Hey, isn’t that fucking dangerous?
“Candidate Heesung Lee’s oath… Is it an oath with restrictions?”
“It’s a promise to myself!”
“I see. I understand.”
Right.
The queen snapped her fingers, and soldiers emerged from behind her as they approached us. To be precise, all white. Wow, maybe because it’s a reverse world, the soldiers are also female. He’s stronger than all whites.
“What is this!”
“Sorry, but we have no way to get you back.”
“What, what?!”
“Only the Goddess who summoned you will know how to do that. And there are only two options. Become a candidate, or…”
Frightened by the queen’s menacing eyes, Allback swallowed.
“Oh, or…?”
“Since you’re a rare man from another world, you should work hard to get a flat rate ball.”
“What, what? No, what is that…!! Now, wait… I-Where are you taking me!! Uh, aaaaa!!!”
“…”
With a scream, the all-back Lee Hee-seong disappeared.
In the first round, a genius wizard who became an S-class warrior with his outstanding talent and upright personality and was loved by people, was probably taken to become a male toilet bowler.
It was at this moment that I realized myself clearly.
The future has already been twisted, and my knowledge of regression is of no use here… Are you fucking sweet?