Chapter 106 – Snip Snip Snip Snip Snip

“Can you hear me… My voice… Can you hear… ?』

“This is the Japan Development Branch’s parrot~! Yes, I can hear it~! Ohhhhh… Evil Neim~! Long time no see~!”

First of all, I thought it was a big old man, or a thick old man like a count, or a classic evil beauty——but I guessed the woman part was correct, but she was revealed through the monitor and sat alone on her knees in what looked like a cathedral. Didn’t even look at this one.

『Imo… Have you ever liked your earthly nickname so much… Imo… Parrot… It’s cute, but I don’t know if you’ll get confused, so please be careful in public settings… 』

“Yeah~! Evil Neim~!”

The appearance of the parrot pretending, saluting, and smiling brightly was more of a mischievous figure than awe, wanting to be praised by her mother. On the other hand, someone on the other side of the monitor is still not looking at this side and is wearing mourning clothes in the cathedral where the lights are not turned on, and even her face is covered with a black cloth, so it is not known what she looks like. We know her body is as good as she is exposed above the sheer fabric, but more than that, her tone is grim. I thought that the head of an organization would be a man or woman with a more ambitious appearance, but this was unexpected.

“Then… Imo… Let’s hear the story… Stories… Hurry… 』

The white fingertips point toward us beyond the monitor. The parrot murmured at her mouth, still amused, at what she thought of Evil, who wasn’t looking at her and had her head raised up on a large stone statue that didn’t even show up on her monitor.

“I’ll report it~! The magical girl breeding operation entrusted by Evil-sama is proceeding smoothly~! The quota entrusted to us is 1000~! Currently, we have reached 857 people, and we haven’t been able to fill the quota, but if we temporarily breed the magical girls that have been remodeled right now, Even so, it doubles that number to 1714, and if you breed it again here, you can increase it to 3428~!”

“Your outlook… ? I’d rather hear from you than me… 』

She realized at this point that she had a habit of saying things twice.

“My boss, Medusa-sama, also boasted that she would succeed, so I’m sure she will succeed. This fertility is truly ferocious, and it’s to the point that the balance of the universe is being balanced because they’re holding it back. If magical girls are even a little lax about sex, If we had awareness, we, the evil dead, wouldn’t have lasted even a moment.”

“Okay… Yes, it is… I agree… 』

‘I think so too.’

If you think that magical girls are stained with evil and start breeding in earnest to rule the universe, things like this Earth will end within a month. It’s questionable if they can last for a week, and since they’re barely able to weed out magical girls based on their high scientific skills, the fact that they don’t have such a situation is a blessing in itself.

“But don’t worry~! Now that we’ve made that fertility ours now, we’ll see if the second generation born from that artificial vagina really listens to us, whether the virus was implanted properly, and about their abilities. After the test is over, we’ll put them into action right away.” Do you think!”

“As soon as… As soon as… What is the reason for not investing… Getting the Earth… Yet… Is it yet… 』

“No~! Even if it’s Evil-sama’s request, that’s unreasonable! I know Evil-sama has a special heart for Earth, but if you do, it’s going to be a big problem!”

『… What is it?』

“If you make a mistake, a rebellion will arise! Since the first generation has artificial brains implanted, the possibility of rebellion cannot be before 0%, but the virus in the brain cannot spread in the second, third, fourth, or specific generations. I think it’s better to know if it’s going to end! If we give birth to the next generation without the virus being planted, that child will be an ordinary magical girl, so he’ll definitely be hostile to us~!”

『In that case… The children born of 857 magical girls who were put into action… Bag and baggage… Us… ?』

“Yes, that’s it. It’s really the worst!”

The development department is also angry, as if they have their own grievances. But nothing the parrot said was wrong. In the midst of freeing them and carrying out a breeding operation, bitches like runaway locomotives continue to give birth to children, but if they grow up intact as magical girls instead of on the side of the evil dead, karma will come back intact.

“I don’t know why Evil-sama is so obsessed with Earth~? When other stars come to magical girls, they set a reasonable boundary and give in half, and after that, they seem to be overly obsessed with Earth, so all of our executives are questioned. It is!”

『… Is that so. But it’s not okay to tell the executives.”

“I’m a candidate for the Four Heavenly Kings, right? Lilith-sama, Count, and Medusa-sama, there are three of them now, and the other one died in a fierce battle… Even if it was to fill the vacancy, I thought that I had made a great contribution, and said that I would make you one of the Four Heavenly Kings if this was over, Evil Even though you are yourself, you are so cheesy~! In the first place, there are no other candidates besides me, are there?”

『I see, um, I see… Yes… It makes sense… 』

Evil’s eyes were still looking at the statue. I don’t know what the heck he carved, but it was shaped like an alien creature. While staring at it blankly, I touched it with my fingertips, and when I thought I was clearing my thoughts, I started talking again.

“But… I can’t tell you everything either.”

“To…”

“You are still a candidate. Even if he made a great contribution, it is still unconfirmed. However, considering that contribution, I will only tell you the information that is not important… 』

Evil, who was caressing the statue, held the globe lying nearby in her hand. Then he held it tightly in his arms and gently turned it with his fingertips, as if imprinting the shape of the country in his eyes.

“For me, the Earth is a special planet… Special… Very special… A time when the civilization here hadn’t fully bloomed yet… In other words, the time when humans were not yet the masters of this planet… Because I’ve been here before… 』

“…Oh oh.”

Suddenly, a surprising fact emerged. The person himself declared that it was ‘unimportant information’, but it is the content that earth scholars will roll their eyes when they hear it. In case this story would be cut off, I held my breath and bent my ears like a dead neck, sharpening my ears.

“At that time, it was a beautiful land… Although it was full of the scent of the beast, it wasn’t as faded as it is now… There weren’t many stars full of life like this, so it was fun to look around while handing over something that would serve as a stepping stone for civilization… The sight of the beasts going wild just by giving them fire… Whooping… Feeling like a god… It’s been like that… I was still a young ruler back then, so maybe I needed a vacation of my own… 』

Happy spinning the globe. As if to explain how they played on the old earth, they make their index and middle fingers like legs and let them jump and play on the earth.

『A gentle beast is infinitely docile, a wild beast cannot be tamed no matter what, and a clever animal eventually becomes the master of this earth… When I think of that time, I feel a bit like a grandmother… It was then, and this time was… Such a feeling… Whooping… Good memories… Memory… That’s… 』

– Knock.

“There are other precious memories… This is the key… We evil dead are natural, and the important thing that corresponds to the foundation of magical girls… That’s right, this land is the starting point… A place with precious promises… Also… The place of the showdown with the guy… 』

The globe stopped.

Then, it suddenly accelerated.

“Yes, it’s too wasteful to hand it over to them… !! Never give up… !!!』

Kwakjik!

After completely destroying the globe he had cherished, he let out a sad sigh. I couldn’t see his expression, but he was clearly despondent, and he kept looking down at the ground, then looked at the stone statue again, lowered his head, and pushed his forehead toward the stone statue as he gave his last words.

『The general commander of the magical girls… It was on Old Earth that I first met the Queen… The war started there… It continues to this day… 』

“Hehe… That’s the first time I’ve heard of it…”

『The only ones who know this are the Four Heavenly Kings on our side… A fact that the other side doesn’t know except for the queen and the princess… I guess so… Like this… Because I can’t tell you… 』

“Is the reason surprisingly simple?”

『… It may be.”

The parrot’s curiosity was ignited in that he did not deny it. He wanted more information, so I tickled his mouth enough to let me in the cylinder know, but before that, Evil finally looked this way.

“However… What he’s holding in his hand… ?』

“Oh, I forgot! This is Scarlett! Did I say that often?!”

“Ah… The irregular that everyone was talking about… But why now… 』

—My eyes met.

『… !!』

Did you think he was dead?

Or was it that he didn’t know because he had his back turned?

Whatever it was, Evil noticed that even though he was covering his face, his expression turned blue. After holding his breath for a while, he whimpered, then exhaled again, and it took a long time for him to calm down.

『… Why is this man in the story now?』

“Ah, they said it wasn’t important, so I just held it… Wasn’t it too bad~?”

“Yes… No key information was said… But maybe I’m not too careful… Normally, I wouldn’t just skip it… 』

You’re relieved to see that I’m at my neck now. It was information that I could not help because I didn’t know the inside because I didn’t know the important information. It doesn’t seem like he has a bad personality in that he doesn’t criticize the parrot severely, but beyond the black cloth covering his face, I’m curious about his inner thoughts.

“Scarlett… You’re that Scarlett… 』

“Yes. Nice to meet you. I’m Hong Seon.”

“You don’t like aliases, as the information suggests… 』

“I didn’t know that the head of the Evil Dead would be memorizing every bit of information like me.”

“Because it’s the chief… Once seen, never forgotten… 』

Since we humans are living beings before civilization bloomed, is that a matter of course?

“So, Aimo? Please explain why this man is here… 』

“Huh? Ah~! Me and Scarlett are friends! You’ve done a great job on this occasion, so I brought you here because I thought I should let you meet Evil-sama once! I sent you the information, so Evil-sama agrees~?!”

“Are you talking about the incident that happened in the special district…? It’s kind of like Humilier’s self-destruction if you have to say it, but that’s how it turns out… Definitely a big contribution… Even compared to true demons who can only fight, the number of magical girls killed is greater than those true demons just by the incident in the special zone… 』

“Right~? In that sense, when I become the Four Heavenly Kings, I will recommend this guy as an executive, and Scarlett personally also wants to ask Evil-sama something!”

“It’s a question… Great… We Evil Dead are meritocracy… Your contributions are great, and there will be no resistance to being placed in an executive position… But remember that questions are limited, and I hope you know the fraction and tell me… 』

… I’m surprised

It’s really easy to hear.

It’s like a large group or a person with a wide stomach, so I wonder if this is really the head of evil.

“Long live meritocracy?”

For now, I sympathized with the parrot and organized the contents in my brain. I couldn’t believe that they would listen to my story so suddenly, so my head stiffened for a moment. But it didn’t take long for the question to come out of my mouth because this was one of the things I’ve been curious about the most.

“The identity of a magical girl and your origins…”

“It’s not possible… That… It’s not possible… Please discern the subject… 』

“Then… What about my birth?”

『… Birth?”

– It just stopped.

I can’t say no to this. It’s only my personal circumstances that have nothing to do with magical girls or evil dead, and since I said that the Count and the Four Heavenly Kings, including Lilith, are aware of it, there’s no way that the head, Evil, doesn’t know.

“It’s a birth! Taesae-Aeng! Scarlett seems to have had this ability since she was born, but she’s not a magical girl’s blood, or an evil dead bloodline, so I guess I was curious about that~!”

『Ability that was reported in the report. But is that all?』

“There are probably more, but Scarlett rarely shows them… Nihihe~!”

Eyes gathered.

Burden.

As he said, there are a few things that have not been shown yet, but I did not know that it would be an atmosphere of being forced to the contrary just because I asked a question.

“Hong Seon. Before answering your question, let me ask you one question. It’s an important matter, so I’d like you to answer honestly.”

“What is it?”

“Can you escape in that state?”

“…”

“…To?”

Did you get caught…

“Oh, uh, uh, uh? Hick?!”

At the same time as the parrot panicked, ‘that’ moved.

“Eh, eh?! Sleep, that’s a lie!? —Heek?!”

Jump!

“Wow?! Wow, Uh, Ui, Lee Yi Lee- !!!”

Kwaaaaa!!!

“Kat?! Ka, Hak!! Kahaaaaa!!!!”

“Also.”

To answer the question that came back to the station, my torso, which had collapsed, moved on its own and immediately grabbed the parrot by the neck and lifted it up. Suddenly, the parrot that was lifted up by its neck made a squeaking sound as if in agony, grabbed my wrist and begged me to let it go. At the same time, the cylinder in which my neck was lifted fell to the floor and shattered, and the stale air unique to the basement greeted my face.

“Kaha, ha, neuhiaaaaah!! That, as it is, if it stays, it will die!!! Go-Ot!! Scalaeeeeet!!!!”

In the meantime, I push her behind her for her parakeet, who cares about me. She probably didn’t have to hold her neck, but her torso seemed to have its own stress. Yes, when I, the head of the head, was just cut off, I was about to die from stress, so the other side must be pretty.

“Stop it. I don’t have time to do that, so leave the parrot and come to me.”

“…”

Commanded by her alone head, her torso let go of the parrot. Then he scratched at the soldered neck, tore it open, and pulled out tentacles from the cut end. The sight of a headless torso approaching me with its tentacles shaking its neck reminds me of a zombie game.

‘Isn’t that what I’m going to say to the torso?’

Conversely, tentacles protruded from my neck as I rolled on the floor and moved like an octopus. I wrapped the tentacles directly around my body and slowly climbed up to the place where the neck should have been, and I shuddered at the unpleasant sensation I experienced for the first time in my life when the tentacles intertwined with each other.

“Oh… Uh… Uh… Oh oh… Oh…”

Guruk guruk guruk…

Gluck…

Kkuguguk…

A tentacle protrudes from the neck of the torso, and a tentacle protrudes from the neck of the head. The two tentacles merge and the cut sections are slowly connected. The sensation of tentacles becoming entangled with each other to become a new body was not unpleasant. The discomfort of a man being raped by a tentacle monster rose to the tip of his head, and the stress that had barely subsided came back.

“You worked hard, body. Your head suffered too.”

To relieve his stress, he patted himself and then scratched his neck while doing a double role by himself. Fortunately, it was grafted cleanly, and there was not even a trace left. After being decapitated, I believed that with my own abilities, I could theoretically survive, but since I had never received such a big wound before, I was dubious, but now I can finally feel relieved.

“Kek… Kech… S, Carlet…? You… How…”

“As you can see, it was put together.”

“…Eh?”

It’s an expression of incomprehension.

Don’t worry… Because I don’t understand either…

—That’s why I’m looking for the birthplace.

“Are you okay?”

“Yes. That’s it. Really, it’s done. Thanks to you, I can be sure, so you don’t have to do more.”

As he waited blankly in front of the monitor to see if he could finally find out, Evil shook his head after shaking his shoulders a bit.

“Your birth is… Top secret information… So I can’t tell you… You should never say… 』

“…Hey.”

“But… No way… 』

After saying that, the monitor turned off unilaterally. I didn’t expect to stop talking like this, so I was bruised for a moment, but that didn’t last long and the fever came up right away.

“Hey, yayayaya, no fuck! This is not it! Ibosho mourning lady! Why did you cut off the video on your own and make a fuss?! I told you to escape and I escaped, what are you doing!! Can’t you come out and talk?! You bitch!!! What did you see and what did you do? I got it, bitch!”

Boom!

I hit the monitor and broke it, but the opponent doesn’t come out.

This fucking bitch… !!

To leave her men behind and run away…

“Hey! Parrot!”

“Hey… I’m in trouble…!!”

It was a smart fool who hurriedly crawled away on all fours, as if he hadn’t known it would turn out like this, but I couldn’t miss it and pulled it by the hair right away.