Chapter 126 – Running Around With Cows in the Pasture
* Running around with dairy cows in a pasture
A room in a restaurant.
Five sows, a fitting term for ‘quintuplets’ or ‘a herd of cows’, and one keeper raising them, enjoyed a meal together.
Although they are short, they all have colossal breasts, a body that seems to be aimed at people with a certain sexual orientation. It’s not as exaggerated as Lilith’s, but it has short hair with black and white patterns that remind anyone of a cow, and black and round eyes. Since the concept is a cow, the magical girl outfit is also wearing a short cow bikini with huge breasts. Today, she sits in contrast to Leas, who is wearing nothing, let alone a miniskirt, wearing a suit.
Null (0), Eins (1), Zwei (2), Dry (3), Peer (4), the five cows, who don’t need to remember names, enjoy their meal while stabbing their forks, unlike Leas, who enjoys a meal with dignity. Did. He laughed haha, hit the colossal breasts of a colleague sitting next to him, and talked about politics that didn’t suit his appearance without hesitation, then moved on to talking about magical girls.
“Really, I don’t know what the world is like~! That sow hoobae will come back again~!”
“Isn’t that a good thing though? At that time, he made me suffer, but he also allowed me to say it was okay.”
“That’s true, but Soar… Niim, this? Something definitely changed after coming back like that~?”
“A sudden truce, right? The Evil Dead guys disappeared from the space station and seemed to be retreating from Earth?”
“Speaking like that, what the hell did Ella, who came as acting captain, do… It’s surprising that Soar-sama, whose personality was so damaged, returned, but didn’t he do such a big thing right after his return? I heard that Ella was dropped from the role of acting captain, but after that Somehow, it didn’t even appear in the magical girl community…”
Since she belongs to the office, she has no reason to return to the special zone, so of course she doesn’t know the internal circumstances. This was the case with most of the magical girls spread across the globe. Considering that the base of Hong Seon and his party had taken the top floor and the floor below it of the newest apartment in the special zone, even entering the base, one would not know who was the enemy and who was the friend.
Of course, he doesn’t even know Ella’s current status, who once became a toilet. Her teeth are pulled out, her limbs are stuck in the toilet, her pride is broken while drinking urine or eaves, and after degenerating into a sow through her cock, she sees the ugly blonde beauty who cries at the sight of Hong Seon’s face and says, “Do you want to use it as a sandbag?” They didn’t even know that it was not long before they could see it.
“Leas Niim~! You don’t know anything about Ella-sama~?”
“Yes. Unfortunately, after that incident, she was demoted somewhere. Not at all… She has a strong will, so I think she’s doing well somewhere. Even if she did something big and put everyone’s head down, she has skills. .”
“The problem is that, apart from being talented, she was blinded by her exploits, and the case where the base was blown up and her comrades were killed is completely untenable!”
“… That’s right. She thinks that’s why, where she was demoted, she’s getting the punishment she deserves for her crimes.”
“If her comrades died like that, what kind of punishment could there be?”
“Each person feels differently about this, but… I…”
Leas paused her hand holding her cutlery for a moment and recalled the figure of Ella she had just seen recently, expressionless. She was just recently, so it wasn’t hard to remember her because she hadn’t even been a week. She, Ella, caught Hongsun’s eyes not as a magical girl, but as a kind of ‘furniture’, and she was one of the few magical girls who, like Leas, could be active on the top floor, so they often came face to face with her.
“…Hmm.”
The image of Ella that came to mind…
『Eh, ah, ah, cow, owner… Today… Are you using that Ella? Are you using this useless furniture?”
“Yes… Hong Seon-nim’s punching bag Ella is happy today… Uh, kufu~♡ kufuuuuu~♡ Oh, today too, this punch is 100 points out of 100 ah… Thank you very much for leaving the owner’s fist marks on Ella’s useless belly~♡
『Which is better, the old life or the current life? It’s a ridiculous question~! A useless bitch with a high nose has finally found her own value during this long life, what do I need to think about?! A punching bag is enough for me! Yes, don’t be like that~!』
『This, ah, ah, teeth, again, again, teeth pulled out again… Pee, fella… Is it… ? Yes… There are biological units and Eliza, so even if you pull it out, you can heal… 』
『Ogahaaaaa!!!!! Laugh, oh, oh, oh… Hehe… Swimming… ? Yes… You seem to still have some arrogance, so the screams are especially good to hear? Yes… Go, thank you… Hey, is the nose bone next? Yes i’m fine… But if you hit me right away-?! Turn off?! Laugh, coo… Ugh… Aaaaa… Ugh… Whooooo… 』
“Yes? Eh… If you break your heart too much, it’s no fun, so you’re allowed to act proud in front of other kids… Oh, can I just act like I used to? Is it okay to act like Soar at home? Will you forgive me for directing the other children? All right. Then I will be careful not to bend too much.”
“Ah, are you awake? How are things these days? Can I say that it was nice to see the children grinding their teeth after being ignored by me, the household member? Thank you very much for handing over command. Eh, do you want to humiliate me in front of those kids today? All right.”
『Geuhiaaaaa!!! Gut, aaaaa I’m really sorry for getting on the subject of furniture! Kiheugh?! Gahaaaaa!!!! Good, bad, aaaaa!!!!
– No matter what you think of, it wasn’t a mediocre ending.
“Me, owner? Did I do well today? Did you like my scream? Then, as a reward, I will ask for the owner’s urine. Ever since I escaped from the toilet, I’ve been thinking about that incident, and my throat is sore no matter what I drink… Ah, yes, then follow the next order? If you like it, will you give it as a reward? All right. Even so, to seduce such a nasty otaku and have sex with one’s heart is such a nasty hobby… Isn’t it funny how the cheeky beauty is being hugged by such a pimply pig and trembling? I think I understand the owner’s tendency recently… A cheeky woman gets excited when she bends her pride and acts on her ugliness, really… 』
『—Laugh! Kuhouu, uh, I came here… Really… I felt bad and wanted to commit suicide… Kuk, ooh, and came… Laugh, woo, woo… !! Pussy sex in the presence of the owner, I’ve heard rumors, but the instinctive disgust is amazing… I laughed and shuddered on that pig’s belly, but I suffered because I thought I might bite my tongue and commit suicide… It seems that there are wallets in the eastern branch that sell themselves to customers several times, and I really respect the pros who can smile until the end… Ah, ah, yes, no more complaining, so please give me a video? Here, I took a picture… By the way, what about the reward~? Yes? To sleep while watching the video I took while receiving my goddaughter… Po, poo… Give me a reward… Posaan~!』
『──Phuooo Oh ♡ ♡ Award ♡ Award ♡ Rewards ♡ Urine, Ku -hop, gulp gulp ♡
『Puuuuu~♡ Puhuu♡』
『Reward urine♡ Thank you very much♡ Thanks to you, my thirst stopped♡ I, really, Ella is a happy furniture~♡」
It wasn’t even a good thing to think about when eating.
“…Gulp♡”
Of course, Leas remembered what happened then and swallowed his saliva in envy. It was the worst play by any means, but Leas was delusional about what it would have been like if she had suffered all the humiliation Ella had suffered, and her face turned red with excitement about it. Even having sex with another person, whom Ella hated so much, was sure to make her desperate and angry, but if it was Hong-seon’s order, she would surely be replaced with joy.
“Lias-sama?”
“Why are you blank?”
“Ah, yes. I had something to think about…But what was the question?”
“So, how is it by Leas-sama’s standards? Is Ella-sama really getting the punishment she deserves for her sins?”
“By my standards… I think I’m getting it. After killing several colleagues and blowing up her base, I’m getting the punishment I deserve… I think so.”
“Seeing you say that, don’t you know where Ella-sama is?”
“…Well, I can’t tell you with my own mouth.”
In response, she said she already knew, but the quintuplets didn’t bother to ask, even though they knew. Even though the magical girl industry is lively on the outside, they knew better than anyone what was going on behind the scenes, so they dared to talk about it.
“I don’t think I’m going to ask about the story that Leas-sama hates~! Then, then~! Rumors that Leas-sama has a lover~?!”
“Right! That! I forgot!”
“I thought the evil dead were kicked out of the earth realm and the work was free! It’s like the fact that I was suddenly brought to a place like this!”
“Oh, do you have any good news?!”
“Marriage?! Is it a marriage?! Is Leas-sama marrying a guy here too?! I hate that kind of thing!”
Even if everyone makes a fuss, there is no one to blame because it is a VIP seat inside. When Leas put her clasped hands under her chin and smiled lightly, the startled girls were delighted with her meaningful smile, and some pouted their lips in irritation.
“Did you do it with him?!”
“But, Leas-sama isn’t that kind of person! I don’t mean to belittle the people here, but even taking that into account, the level isn’t right!!!”
“But these days, Leas-sama, there are often times when anyone can see that you’re making a dirty expression~? Oh, by any chance, you’re already making things so muddy like Soar-sama’s couple~?!”
“Leas-sama is not that kind of sow!!!”
Someone desperately denies it, but sadly it was true. Nonetheless, no one realized that the Leas in front of them was more than a sow and something less than human.
“That’s right. Sincerity is the motto of our office. I’ve seen everyone for a long time and I think it’s a good time to talk about it, so I’ll take this opportunity to answer honestly.”
“Then you have a lover?!”
“It’s a mistress 〈 mistress / emotional wife 〉… I won’t deny it.”
“Oh oh oh!”
“Aww!!!”
“Really?!”
“Then did you do it?! You know what kind of species we are!!”
“Hey! Ask Leas-sama such a question—?!”
“…I did.”
“—Muaaaaa!”
“Ugh!”
Some are happy, others are sad, only Leas is at ease in the chaos. Knowing whose belongings they will become today, they did not lose a small smile even at the ensuing questions. Even if they reveal their vulgar nature like when they bullied Soar, it is forgiven for today.
“Uh, uh uh, how far did you go~? You’re not kidding us by saying that you just kissed!”
“You’d better say that!”
“I’m sorry, but I decided to be honest… By doing it here, I mean sexually.”
“Nuaaaaa!!!”
“-How far?!”
“Don’t do it! I don’t want to hear it!”
“But I’m curious!”
“Me too!”
“- Did you feel good ?!”
“Yes. I know that there are magical girls who are negative about sexual things because of Evil Dead, but the rumors were unbelievably pleasant. If I say this, everyone will look at me strangely, but apart from drugs and training, I feel like Soar-sama. I think there are women who fall.”
“…Huh?”
“No way…”
Just because you look young doesn’t mean you’re young inside. These properly grown-up quintuplets blushed at the thought of Soar’s previous indecent acts in the office. There was even an atmosphere of seriousness for a moment, wondering if Leas might have become like that because he was hooked up with a man, but Leas smoothed it over.
“It’s not what everyone thinks. The Evil Dead is responsible for what Soar-sama did. It’s definitely abnormal for someone to be ruined to the point of causing trouble to others just because they enjoyed happiness with their lover. It’s about a story, so it hurts to look at it like that.”
“…That’s right!
“That’s right. It’s Leas-sama.”
“Ha, but… I heard that magical girls who fall for men are blind… If that man harbors ill feelings for Leas-sama…”
“Don’t say that~! It’s disgusting!”
“There’s no way Leas-sama would do something like that!!”
“Nevertheless…”
Concerned eyes gathered. He denied it, but nonetheless, they know better than anyone else about magical girls. Since most of them know what magical girls who have fallen for men say, Leas did not lie to the men she loved.
“I think that worry is justified. My people are blind to the man they love. I might accept that my lover is harsh. For example, even if he says such a harsh thing to me to go to the convenience store naked, I’ll look blunt and say what I need. I might buy something.”
“Leas-sama?!”
“I’m just giving an example. Yes, that’s not the case. My lover ordered me to buy condoms naked… Hehe, so I went to the pharmacy and to hide my shame, I forced myself to put on a blunt expression and pay for the plastic. I come back with a signed condom… There’s no way I can accept such a harsh thing, right?”
Leas smiled faintly.
“Yes…?”
“Yeah… That’s right…”
“It’s a strangely specific story, so it’s scary.”
“It’s a joke, don’t take it seriously.”
The cows let out shallow breaths in the air, not sure if it was a joke or not. The laughter was still there, but for some reason Leas’ reaction, which had a high tension, caught in his throat.
‘You speak fluently today… ‘
‘Yeah, it’s a different way of speaking than usual.’
‘It’s hard to see because it’s the way he talks when he’s excited… ‘
I was nervous at the point where Leas, who usually ends up with a flirtatious body, answered quickly and favorably no matter what I said today, but I couldn’t stop it when someone else was bragging about their boyfriend. Everyone understands that this was Leas’ nervousness watching Soar fall for her husband, but no one criticizes him for that.
“Uh, what kind of person are you? That’s because Leas-sama sees herself objectively… No matter how much she’s fallen in love, she’ll definitely know what kind of person she is…”
“That’s right. To be honest, he has a lot of temperament as a playboy. Even me with pods in his eyes would think that way, so others would add to it. Except for his bad hobbies and good ability to make money, there is little to praise. He thinks he’s smart, but he has a tendency to put things off, and he either neglects things until they happen or leaves it up to others to take only the delicious parts… I see. Is it like a bad hyena?”
“Isn’t that bad?!”
“No matter how you look at it, it’s greedy!!!”
“It happened when I said it. Because I don’t want to lie to you all. These days, I’m helpless, maybe things aren’t going well, so my heart hurts so much that I’m working hard even in this situation to cheer you up.”
“…? Effort?”
“Hey, Leas-sama, that’s what, what, what… Bad boy taste…?”
“It may be. He said that he had bad taste, but I might say that too. In that sense, I’m not an objective person.”
“… Leas-sama?”
He feels something strange, but it’s too late to notice. The moment the word ‘Leas’s condition is strange’ entered my brain, I was blank! There was the sound of someone banging their heads.
“Ah… Uh… Ah…?”
“Body…”
“Strange…”
“The body… My… Body…”
“Ugh…?!”
Jeezerit… Go away…
Cows gasping for breath as if they had been electrocuted, sticking their faces into the plate they were eating from. On the other hand, after finishing the meal, Leas wiped his mouth with a white cloth, stood up leisurely, and spoke lightly.
“Maybe I have bad boy tastes. Maybe that’s the kind of tendency to get excited about people who aren’t very good at it.”
“… Leah, Su, Ni, Im?”
“By the way… You all are magical girls with a poison resistance of D. So be careful when eating outdoors, but you won’t be deceived so easily. It seems that your usual eating out has been a problem. It’s disappointing that all of them were defeated so easily.”
“OMG…”
“Ugh… What…”
Even in this situation, rather than anger, they sent eyes asking for an explanation about Leas, but it didn’t last long and everyone’s eyes closed. As if he hadn’t died, he let out a shallow breath and became quiet, so Leas chinned the women in black suits who soon entered the room.
“I want you to take them to the ranch. So that the Master can enjoy it as planned…”
Whoops.
Leas’ tone has returned, but her face is endlessly happy.
“It’s always a pleasure to have friends.”
It was an infinitely innocent and cold laugh with no malice toward them.