Chapter 14 – Snip the Lover’s Pride

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… Humilier said grandiosely that he would start delivery, but in reality it was not a big deal.

“How about tea? It’s delicious?!”

“What about tea, green tea cappuccino is cappuccino. I bought that at the cafe right in front of here. As well as when I come in and here, don’t use unnecessary grandiose words. It’s embarrassing to look at it.”

“It’s because I’m excited, I’m excited~! Haha!”

The guy wags his blonde hair tied behind his back like his tail and drinks something he bought from the same place.

Java chips… He seems like a guy who likes sweet things.

The office is a space where the king of bats might live, as the office is hung with red cloth and antique furniture, but the owner of this place is a cute boy who sits on the same sofa as me and shakes his legs. If he did it deliberately to impress someone, he would be caught in the eye, but this guy was probably natural, so it was difficult to deal with the part that didn’t bother him.

“Who is that guy?”

“He ordered his subordinate to call him, so he’ll be back soon~! Oh, but he’ll be receiving guests at this time, so it might take a while! In the meantime, he’s going to talk sadly~! It’s been a long time since we’ve met, and I was wondering if you were doing well!”

“Didn’t I tell you last time? I’m not flirting with you.”

“Is that so?”

“We’re not close, but throwing it around like that sucks, doesn’t it? Even if I ask how you’re doing, you can’t say anything other than that you’re doing well… But to be considerate of the other person’s feelings, I can’t even say that you’re a dick, so it’s difficult for me to say anything.”

“For something like that, you’ve said it’s blatantly fucked up.”

“That’s what you say.”

“Because I’ve been doing well! These days, the executives are in a good mood, so whenever you see them, touch their hair and praise them!”

This guy, are you going to continue the story by force?

“If you say executive, is that person doing well?”

“Are you talking about the Count? He’s dying in a good mood too. He’s pretending to be quiet on the outside, but behind the scenes, he laughed and said that his earnings were going up and his hobbies were getting fun because the number of first-class magical girls was steadily decreasing!”

“He’s really old enough…”

“I’m older too! I’m a pureblood! In fact, I’m like an older brother!”

“I don’t feel like using honorifics for a guy whose mental age has stopped around 20.”

“…This is a Confucian country, right?”

“Since the magical girl and you appeared, the number of immigrants increased rapidly, and now it is a situation where you don’t even know who is Korean, so who cares? Called.”

Exactly what was reported this morning.

I didn’t really like it, but I said it with the intention of sarcastic about the Confucian country, but Humilier smiled at the news.

“Ah~! That was a tragedy! 353 seriously injured, 40 dead, major accident!!”

… Why exactly do you remember

“…Hey, no way.”

“Because of us, countries without magical girl protection or shields disappeared right away~! Being multicultural is unavoidable, and accepting that is a good attitude, but religious conflicts can’t be avoided, right? ~♪ It’s hard to live on someone else’s land, but since I’m culturally despised, it’s nice to see people who are about to burst out at any moment end up doing things~♬”

“Is that what the Count did?”

“Yes~! They said they were planning to dispose of one of the magical girls who arrived during the terrorist attacks, but unfortunately they failed! Hey, as expected, the magical girls inside the shield are strong! Let’s take a hostage to the arms of the dispatched magical girls. It was supposed to self-destruct at zero distance, but it only ended up tearing out the intestines!

“I’m not even a member of the organization, so can I tell you that?”

“Especially because he’s a big brother! More than anything, it’s more fun to share fun things like this!”

It was a simple and easy-to-understand answer.

“Ugh?! Ugh, ugh… Ugh…”

It was a good story for me, but the suitcase placed next to the sofa was different. He groaned and trembled as if he had something he wanted to say. If I hadn’t been there, this idiot would have attacked Humilier right away. Even without arms and legs.

“Excuse me.”

“Ah, here we come!”

In the meantime, the door suddenly opened and the giant I saw earlier in the hallway approached. I wondered if I had brought the supplies I had left, but I didn’t and the meal was delivered instead. The thick fingers, which had risen above the wooden conference table, very carefully laid out the red tablecloth, placed the utensils on top of it, and served the meat for the last time.

About 100 grams of meat, estimated with a fork, knife and eye.

… That’s the usual

“Oh.”

Without being polite, I took a fork and threw it right into my mouth.

“Uh… The Count said he was confident about this one.”

Well well.

Well well.

… Maybe.

“You asked me to leave a review. How do you feel? If you don’t like the taste, you’re happy to tell me that it’s not delicious, so if you don’t want this to work, please say so.”

-Gulp.

“Does it taste like green tea?”

“Yes. That’s right! It looks like he found out on the Internet that it’s okay to marinate with green tea when you’re catching junk food. My older brother likes green tea, so he said, ‘This is it!’ You said you wanted to try it right away, how was it?”

“Sweet, wouldn’t it have been perfect if the amount was reduced… Everything else was good.

“Anyway, I recycled the magical girl that I use every time~! I could use a higher quality one, but wouldn’t the quality of the meat deteriorate because I cut and regenerated the one I used every time?”

“I think you want to build your own know-how. You never know? If you repeat regeneration, the taste might mature like sake…”

“Is that so? Anyway, the Count and my older brother are one of the few hobbyists, and they asked me to come hang out next time, so please visit me. Recently, I didn’t have anyone to eat with, so you were feeling lonely at that part.”

“I’ll make time to visit you at the end of this month, so can you tell me that?”

“Yeah~♪”

When Hugh Millier clapped his hands, the giant who brought the tableware bowed her head again to retrieve it. His hands were so big, but when I watched him, wondering if he was doing a good job, he put on a troubled expression, then lowered his head and walked away.

“Uh… Uh… Uh…”

This side continues to moan as if they have a lot to say, but the warning to be nice before entering was applied well, so it was still quiet. I want to get into the main body soon, so I slowly open the suitcase according to Hall’s intention, and while feeling a little annoyed by the smell of oil flowing out of it, I grab her hair and lift it out.

“Ugh… Ugh… Ugh…!”

“Remove your strength from the pussy. It won’t come out because I won’t release it while biting the vibe.”

“Uuuuu0000uuuuu00uuuuu could possible could possible be able to stop biting for too long… I’m sorry… I’m sorry… Oops…!!”

Oh oh oh oh! Then, without shame, he let out a sound like a monkey would make, and only then did he hear a rustling sound and lift his body. The glans part of the vibrator got caught in the vagina, so it tasted surprisingly good. It’s like scratching a washboard with your fingers… It was an unbearable feeling for me, who still bursts into laughter when I’m bored these days.

“It’s too dirty to put on the desk… It smells like urine…”

“It’s okay. I’m not the one to clean it up anyway.”

I wondered if it was okay with that, so I grabbed her hair even tighter and lifted herself up and headed for the desk.

“Clothes… Oh… Ugh… Ugh… Ugh…”

As expected of non-standard creatures, not a single hair was pulled out. Rather, it hurts my hand when I pulled it, so I put it on the desk to make it stand upright and make Humilier look good. It was a bit embarrassing to reveal the ona hole that I had just written until yesterday to others, but this is also a job, so let’s make sure we don’t hide it.

“Humilier… Wanted… The Evil Dead’s… Associate Officer…!”

“Yeah~! Do you see me? It’s an honor, Soar’s daughter! I thought it wouldn’t be fake because my older brother brought me here, but I thought it was real~! I’m thrilled! A real genius who posted victories in many places despite being a semi-ranked 1st class. … This is so…”

“I heard the story… I understood… Ugh… Everything, otherwise… Ih… No way… I… Was I fooled as well? Being tricked… Being sold…”

“It was you who would watch over me and correct me so that I wouldn’t do bad things. That’s why I came all this way to tell you where I shouldn’t be, so don’t be so anxious. You know? I told you because I believed in everything.”

“…Uh, yes. I know.”

What do you know…

“But… That…”

“I’m not selling it.”

“…Yes.”

When I was annoyed, he got scared and immediately spoke in a convincing tone.

But really, isn’t it?

Still have doubts

So, here is the critical phase.

“He said he wanted to correct me, so I introduced the places I go to… If I had intended to hand over to the Evil Dead in the first place, I wouldn’t have confessed to you or soothed you like this. I’d rather break up like this…”

“Ah… Ah ah… No! It’s not like that! I’m sorry! I’m sorry I doubted you! Uhhhhh! That’s right! Darling is introducing me to someone like an executive who trusted me?! I believe that I can transform into! I know! I know!”

“Yes, yes. In the first place, my older brother said he would not sell you.”

“Yes…”

Of course, Humily also blinked at this, showing a regretful attitude.

“Even so, why?”

“As I said before, I took the risk to bring you here to tell you about me. In the meantime, fix your limbs.”

“Can you fix it?! Oh, I must have thought I was spending the whole time with darlings like this…”

“…Did you want me to take care of you for the rest of your life?”

“Oh, no! I did it because I wanted to help! I, I, I’m glad! Yes! I’m glad!”

“-Foot.”

Humilie laughed.

Know.

It’s a skit I do all the time, so get used to it.

“Then… What is a part-time job? What is a delivery job? You say you don’t sell me, and you talk like you’re praising me… And I doubt Darling because of that…”

Since this is a question that is always asked, I was about to answer it as usual.

“──Big-niisama is cooperating with us in order to earn a living!”

“I have no choice…?”

Maybe it was because he wanted to participate in this skit as well, so he answered right away.

Bad personality…

“Yes! My older brother is the type to spend a lot of money on his hobbies, so he quickly becomes impoverished! That’s why we have a relationship where we both help with our hobbies and cooperate financially!”

It’s a so-called accomplice, but when you say that, it sounds like something different.

Confused.

… That’s how you would explain it.

“So… Darling… Does he have a part-time job here…?”

“To be precise, the things that my older brother delivered are doing the work.”

“Delivery is, uh, magical girl, right?

“Yes. But there’s something wrong, so I’ll correct that part. Your lover is strangely popular with the opposite sex! Crazy girls call themselves lovers, and there’s even a magical girl among them~! So big brother shakes it off. They had no choice but to sell it to us!”

“With no choice? Me, really? Did other bitches besides me just call themselves lovers?”

“Yes, yes, it’s true~! Hyung-nim says he doesn’t like it, but he’ll give you this and that, and he’ll do everything he tells you to do, so there are plenty of girls begging you to keep him by your side!”

The guy who says this is a lie, but the bitch who believes it is an idiot.

Even though I have nothing to say because I made it in that state.

“So to clear up any misunderstandings, all the ‘deliverables’ here are working voluntarily~! Hey, they’re really scary women! Everyone pretends to be your real lover and pretends to be your brother’s wife~! Who is more I’m betting that you’ll work for my older brother, because I’m working hard~!”

“…Really? I, really? Are those crazy bitches aiming for darlings?”

“Really. There are too many stalkers, so I sold them here to get rid of them. They nominally asked to work for me, but in reality, there are some bitches I haven’t seen in months. Seriously, they’re exhausted from begging and whining.”

“So… I’m… Not being tricked? Am I Darling’s real lover…?”

“You’re real. That’s why you said you didn’t sell it… Didn’t you?”

“Yes. You are the first woman that my older brother said he would not deliver to. I can’t believe my older brother, who suffered so much from women’s problems, finally found a woman he liked… As a younger brother, I was so moved that tears came to my eyes! Hehe…”

Damn, overkill.

It’s too obvious to use fake tears.

“Yeah~! Uhhhhh! That’s right! Yes, yes, I’m sorry for doubting… I’m really sorry… Then, is that what a part-time job is? I work like them, but… I don’t sell…?”

“Yes! That’s how it is!”

A woman with even the slightest bit of thought would notice that there is no difference between a delivery service and a part-time job.

But these guys are not straight bitches.

“You’re asking me to work for Darling…?”

“Yeah, for me. It’s hard these days because I have so many places to go for money… So help me… Huh?”

“Darling is hard… If darling is hard, I don’t like it either… Then…”

“I’d be very grateful if you did it. Really, really, if you do, I’ll love you so much that I won’t remember the things I doubted earlier.”

“-Yes♡”

She laughed so hard that Hugh Millier, who was sitting right next to her, salivated.

… I know.

I feel like I’m going to die embarrassing myself, so you’re right too.

“I didn’t know Darling was going through so much trouble… Oh, but don’t worry! I have a lot of money! Even if I go to the bank right away and get it out…”

“Then your family will find out.”

“Then… Can’t it…?”

“First of all, I’m like a murderer who attacked you, and the edification you said isn’t enough?

“You can’t be with me… Oops, ah! So you work here?! You make money for Darling and let me gather information about the Evil Dead! This is the home of these guys, so you kill two birds with one stone?!”

“Yes, do you understand?”

“Yes… Yes…! Darling is a genius! Are you really doing this for me?!”

“Is that so? Did you doubt it to the end?”

“No! I don’t doubt now! Doubt Darling, she’ll die on the spot!”

I heard a loud noise from the side as if I couldn’t hold back my laughter at the sight of the old woman who was being sold like a cow being led to a slaughterhouse.

“——Kuhu!! Heh, heuhuh, heuhuh!!”

Only his eyeballs moved slightly to look at Hugh Millie, who was sitting next to him, and he was breathing with his nostrils open.

A little dog-like bastard…

I don’t know who likes acting like this…

Clearly remembering to see you next time, I skipped today and continued to talk about my part-time job.