Chapter 3 – The Morning Is All About One-Hole Sex

* In the morning, on-and-off sex

“So, this, this, is this really a bad thing?”

So, when I arrived, he was waiting for me.

“Where?”

“Here! This! Wow, look at the fucking bread! Seriously, how do these guys get so big? So, all idols these days are outdated ah~!”

My friend Hoseok, who has a tattoo on his right forearm in a flirtatious tone and a flirtatious fashion, showed off his mobile device while showing a video of the popular magical girl swinging her brown hips between buildings. .

– It’s an appearance I saw somewhere, but it’s not someone I know.

Unknowingly, I looked relieved, so my friend made fun of me, thinking I was falling for this big ass. It’s not that I’m not interested in women’s bodies, but rather that there are too many of them.

… Of course it’s a lie.

Big is good

It’s fucking good.

A big, fluffy butt. If the breasts are that big, it’s perfect. When I used it as an ona alone after cutting off my limbs, the feeling of rice cake increased as much as the flesh was concentrated on that side, and it became easier to hold and use, so I personally liked this glamorous version rather than a younger body type.

“But I just said these days, isn’t it close to 100 years?

“So you don’t like it?”

“It’s not that I don’t hate them, but they’re aliens! They say they’re from some kind of light country, but in the end, they came from another planet, and because of that, the evil dead came. By the way, there are two or three at our university!”

“Sister Dia?”

“Yeah, those are, diamonds or whatever.”

Even though Hoseok looks like this, he sometimes said things they didn’t like about being a magical girl otaku.

However, it was not unreasonable to say such a thing.

As you say, they are magical girls who appeared just in time for the invasion of the evil dead that occurred 100 years ago, but thinking about it now, they are very unnatural.

He said, the evil dead came here because of them.

As you say, it’s funny that active magical girls are called girls when all of them are adults.

You said, because of them, something like a safety assistant AI was mandatory.

Says it, she says that she is not involved in politics, but she is outspoken and calls for amendments to the law, especially for the convenience of women.

As they say, these days, I don’t like being active in the entertainment industry like an idol rather than a magical girl.

She says, she oppresses men too much, taking advantage of the fact that the purer her people are, the stronger they become.

He said, she may end up wearing a chastity belt…

… Rather, is he saying that because he is like this?

He was the type to say that he likes magical girls but hates them politically.

“Even though you say that, you like magical girls.”

“Because they look good and dress boldly~! I wonder if the gap is perfect when they say no to sexual things and walk around naked!”

“I heard that they don’t wear costumes because they want to.”

“I think it’s like that. The self-transformation form is too exposed, so there are some kids who even prepare clothes to change into after transformation.”

“The more you know, the more you don’t know.”

Inside the pasta house, which is a bit embarrassing for men to come, I simply swallowed noodles like a scene from a drama and looked outside. The scenery outside the cleanly polished glass wall is slightly different from the old sights you only see in books.

“Is that what you said?”

“Uh. The thing on our necks is a place where we collect information and collect information, whether it’s a pure heart or something, so we should be able to trust it.”

In any era, the sky is still blue, but now a thin film is spread as if to cover it. It’s so thin that you can’t tell unless you look closely, but if you squint your eyes, you can see that a blue film-like substance is spreading in the form of covering the whole of Korea.

Pure Shield.

Proof that magical girls in Korea and all over the world are loved by people, and the power to make the world safe. The mechanical obelisk towering high in the distance is a symbol of modernity. The blue particles emitted from the tip of that high spire go up to the sky and become a shield, and the material that makes those particles is said to be delivered through the safety helper stuffed around our necks.

“Have you seen the news today?”

“…Abruptly? Why again? Did a magical girl you like appear?”

“This time, Soar made a public statement.”

“Who is Soar?”

“Ah, you really are! The Magical Girl general representative lady~! That lady~!”

It sounded like a name I heard somewhere, so I put my thumb on my forehead and thought about it again.

There was a woman who said this and that in an unpleasant voice this morning.

“Soar… Soar… Ah~! The brown-skinned older sister who apologized for saying something radical on the air this morning and then cursed at me?”

“I’m the owner of the bread that I just showed you!”

“Oh did you?”

“No, a guy like you doesn’t even notice what happened to me after I just showed him?”

I remembered the picture he showed me.

It was a picture of a brown-skinned beauty running with her buttocks sticking out behind her, her face covered. Plus, a tight-fitting high-gre outfit. If the pubic hair or butt hair was not trimmed, it was dangerously tight, and especially the buttocks were pulled to the point where the creases of the anus were visible, so at this point it was a level of exposure.

“Because I only saw her ass.”

“…It’s okay. It’s true.”

Hoseok must have thought that way even though he himself saw it. He put back the terminal he showed him and laughed loudly.

“Anyway, this time around here someone died, but according to rumors, it was Soar’s daughter.”

“Kuhmm~!”

At the same time, I almost heard a sareh at her words that jumped out.

This damn guy…

What are you casually saying?

“…What daughter?”

“What kind of daughter, of course, Soar’s daughter. So, is she a daughter?”

“Inappropriate word detection. Inappropriate word detection. Inappropriate——”

“Again, damn this. They say you’re still in the magical girl reserve army? If you’re a magical girl, you’d think it’s a magical girl, but it’s still in the training period. Rumors abound that you came all the way here to play this time, and you were ruined?”

“Aren’t you telling me what you picked up somewhere?”

“No way.”

“Then why is it a rumor?”

“Soar himself didn’t say he was victimized.

“She said, ‘Can’t she just say, ‘My daughter has been through this terrible thing’ if her daughter has been subjected to it?”

“They have a needlessly innocent part. They don’t want to have an image of seeking revenge by mobilizing public power for what happened to their daughter. You know that? It’s not that we’re angry about it, but when they saw that they were squeamish because they were scared that they had done something bad by themselves, everyone thought there was something fundamentally wrong.”

Hoseok said.

‘I guess he’s not human’, he said.

I agree.

“… Somehow, it didn’t die well, so it was a talent.”

“Ok?”

“It’s just, nothing. So what?”

“What?”

“I thought you were going to tell a funny story, but is that the story of the death of someone else’s daughter?”

“No, look at what you’re talking about. It’s happening around here, so I’m not telling you to be careful, you idiot.”

“Will you attack me, a man and not a woman?”

“Still, I’m a bastard who catches ignorant bitches who fly in the sky and destroy cars with his bare hands. Can you tell the difference between a man and a woman? You seem to be walking around late at night these days.

“A virtuous bastard shows off the exposed ass of a self-proclaimed magical girl in her 40s and says shit, then says ‘this lady’s daughter’s something~’.”

“What about the aunt, she won’t even age. She’s so ripe that she looks like a dog.”

So do i.

There is almost no aging, so it’s the best.

In particular, the woman named Soar, whom this idiot recommended, has the feeling of a married woman, and saliva flows.

“I heard that magical girls grow up really fast.”

“The rate at which something grows.”

“I heard that you’ll give birth to one child in a week after getting pregnant, is that true?”

It’s real.

I know because I had him give birth himself.

“I don’t know if it’s real or not, but mixed races are on the increase and it’s a mess. I heard there was a time when low birth rates were a problem in the past, but now there’s nothing to worry about.”

“Why?”

“I’m just going to give birth to a few children by myself, so why worry?”

“…Everyone brags on the internet about marrying a magical girl and having sex with them.

“At least I won’t have a year to fuck with you.”

“Are you the only one who can do it, Nam Director? You’re a nasty bastard who shoots at you whenever you say something.”

“If I say anything, you’re just talking about a magical girl and talking about a 40-year-old woman’s ass.”

When I raised my middle finger first, Hoseok also raised his middle finger as if it were natural for them to exchange taffy.

“Detecting inappropriate behavior. Detection of inappropriate behavior. Inappropriate——”

“Looking at it, I heard that there are idiots who gathered information about the Evil Dead and made a fan club. What do you think of that?”

“The faces of the executives are all known, but aren’t fan clubs overly crazy? Even now in the Middle East, they are at war with them. People are dying, but fan clubs really need to be caught before they come to their senses.”

“Everyone is laughing at me because it’s another country.”

“Still, there’s something else to laugh about, you bastard.”

“Isn’t that what a bastard who is happy to see the ass of a lady who protects the country is saying?”

“Fuck Ana.”

We ignore the beeps coming from our throats and continue our conversation. My bad friend Hoseok continued the story, and I reacted to the story of the magical girl today as if nothing had happened. Since we, ordinary people, would have nothing to do with magical girls, I was excited about the female body while fully delusional about wanting to be involved with those beauties.

There is only one difference between Hoseok and me.

The point is that I have a pedigree ona hole that I caught yesterday.

‘I’ll go back and see how things are going.’

It wasn’t intentional, but it seems to have caught the real exhaust.