Chapter 58 – Everyday Life of Snippy Males and Females Who Flatter Cocks

Smart.

Smart.

Bang bang bang!!!

The knocking on the door gets worse, and at the end there is even the sound of a fist knocking. When I thought about who would come to the house of an ordinary man like me this early morning, several candidates were narrowed down in a short amount of time.

1. Hoseok.

I can say yes because I’m close enough to knock on the door, but unfortunately, this guy doesn’t know my previous residence or where I moved to. I’ve never told anyone about it, and I’m always sharp when I go home, so it’s absolutely not. In the first place, when I come here from college, I tend to use the Evil Dead comrades portal, so there’s no way he can follow me.

2. Release.

I wish it could be this guy, but maybe not… Lilith is not the type to knock on doors like that. If you don’t know if you ring the bell cutely, there’s no reason to do such an angry act.

3. Humilie.

I think this guy could knock on the door as a joke, but if it wasn’t because of his mood, there were two people whispering outside the door. I also considered this because I was with a guest or I could use a doppelganger, but I don’t think so. He’s not the kind of guy who dares to make fun of me by using his doppelganger outside. He’s more workaholic than he looks, and I’ve never seen him go outside for personal reasons.

4. True Ghost.

Isn’t this guy too? After being demoted due to the last incident, I am being punished by sucking the semen and urine of my subordinates and eating them… It was me who was demoted this time or he said that he could only return with permission from Lilith, so it was time to come soon. A big boobies wiggled and said, ‘Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! I’ll forgive you now oh oh oh !!!!’ It’s time to make a fuss.

Then the popular chuck that came along…

“Hey, Eliza.”

“Huh? Can I open the door and come?”

“That’s not it~. You came here after treating Lilith’s subordinates who were said to have been cut by a true demon the other day, right?”

“That’s right. The cross section was clean, so I took it out of the bio-sustainer and attached it straight away, and it was curable. It must have been inside for a while, so I was doing rehabilitation exercises because I couldn’t control my limbs.”

“It seems close, but it’s far away, isn’t it?”

“Um. As the owner said.”

“…Then is it really a real ghost year?”

Lilith’s men who were said to have been cut by the true demon… Or just an Evil Dead person who came along…

It can’t be an apartment manager. This apartment was arranged by my grandfather himself and is closely related to the evil dead, so no bastard will give a damn about me. Contrary to my first impression, I rarely saw people commuting here, and even if I happened to meet someone I was living with, I thought he wouldn’t be someone who would knock on the door and get angry because he was lazy and tried to avoid people.

“Hey, owner. I’m knocking on the door even in the midst of this… I’m sorry to the owner, but aren’t you thinking unnecessarily deep? It’s just a matter of hanging the doorknob and looking at your face. Since both me and Soo are here, it’s somehow manageable.”

… Eliza is absolutely right.

I thought the trash can would say something unexpectedly straight.

“It’s a problem that I’ve been living as a tall man with no limbs for a year.”

“…Eh?”

“You’re hiding under the couch.”

“Yes…”

He put the brown onahole without limbs on the floor, pushed it with the instep of his foot and tucked it under the sofa, then stood up. Even though she wasn’t wearing a pair of panties, if the doorknob was hung, the angle would be barely visible, so I decided to do that, and Eliza quietly waited behind her until she called.

Click.

“Hey, who are you from this morning?”

I didn’t forget to shoot the other person with an angry tone on purpose. Since the doorknob was hanging, the door couldn’t be opened for more than a certain period of time, and the other person on the other side of the door hurriedly put his face through the crack, perhaps surprised that it didn’t open while pulling the door.

One big man and one strong woman…

Ah… These guys…

“Are you Mr. Kang Hong-seon?”

“Yes. This is me.”

“Help Police. Can I open the door and talk to you?”

My heart raced a little, but I calmed it down. If it’s the help squad, it’s the cops who came because of the AI ​​safety assistant. It wasn’t that a murder case was discovered or anything like that, but it was clear that I came because of my current condition, so I lied lightly.

“What are the police doing?”

“Can I go inside and explain?”

“We’re busy right now, so it’s a bit difficult to open the door.”

“I don’t know what you’re doing, but we’re also here for official business, so if you don’t open it, we’ll have no choice but to enter.”

“Oh, don’t get excited. It’s like this right now.”

Slightly lean your body forward. When his naked body, slightly wet from sweat, was slightly exposed, the female policewoman in plain clothes behind the man’s back gave out a surprised sound. Nam-gyeong was about to say something. Her mouth was blank, but she tried to say a word, but it was only belatedly that she understood the situation.

“I guess you were busy?”

“I was called out after doing well. So, I’m going to talk about it here, but may I ask you again what happened to you?”

“Last month, this week, today, recently, an abnormal wall signal came in from the AI ​​safety helper at the teacher’s house, so we dispatched to check it. Do you have any guesses as to why this reaction came?”

“Well, you’re saying you’re going to catch someone already.”

“Recently, there are a lot of cases where illegal recordings or videos distributed by Evil Dead have been caught, so in some cases, we may be able to investigate the PC or the inside of the house.”

“Ah… Not really. Yes.”

She dared to turn her gaze toward the police officer, then toward the police officer again. After deliberately creating an awkward atmosphere, she dared to say.

“The way I play with the person I’m dating right now is a bit messy… It’s embarrassing to say, but really. Maybe that’s why the AI ​​kept sending signals to the castle wall…”

“…”

“Ah…”

The female police officer pretended to know her, while the male police officer kept her mouth shut and sent her eyes through the crack in the door.

“Can I see the woman’s face?”

“Because I was just doing it.”

“I know it’s really rude, but we have no way to judge whether it’s a lie or not. If it’s true that we came to you in the middle of the act, we will apologize politely and directly tell you about what happened. What would you like to do without it?”

“Ah, yes, it’s work, so I understand everything. But this is really…”

Fuckin’ baby.

When the AI ​​directly sends a signal saying ‘this bastard is suspicious’, the habit of treating it as a criminal is still the same. As much as it has caught numerous criminals, it has a certain track record, so it is possible because there is that much trust.

… I had no intention of exposing Eliza in this way.

“Did you call?”

“…!”

The man-gyeong was briefly surprised, and the woman-gyeong remained silent. For some reason, Eliza, who was longer than usual and well-groomed, showed off her naked body in the form of an adult. Indeed, in this state, the male police officer seemed to be a bit open to her, but he stepped back from her and instead, a female police officer who appeared to be her junior opened her mouth.

“Excuse me while you’re busy. How are you with Mr. Kang Hong-seon?”

“…Can I tell you?”

Nodded.

“It’s sex.”

“Sek… Pah…?”

“Sex partners.

“…Yes. Pagul. Al, I know.”

It’s so straightforward that the opponent’s expression, which was trying to maintain as much composure as possible, collapsed.

“What’s your name?”

“Eri. As you can see, I’m not from this country. So please forgive my poor Korean.”

“Don’t you have a passport or something? I just want to check my ID.”

“The passport is at the dorm.

“Then can I ask about AI…?”

“I just heard about it. Did you ask why there was such a reaction? It’s just because we’ve always been doing that. I hope you stop asking more about other people’s sexual relations in a casual way, and I hope you go back soon since you’re in the middle of it.”

“…Yes.”

Eliza did a good job. She was really stunned by her direct, stabbing tone, like a woman interrupted in the middle of an act. If this was it, she didn’t have to do anything else, and she wanted to go back soon, and as she was about to close the door, her policewoman’s foot got caught in the crack.

“…What? Is there anything else you want to say?”

“Sorry. We’re here for work too… If something goes wrong with the AI, we need to know at least an example of what caused the problem… They say that this information helps to build a new AI…”

“So, at least talk about what we’ve been playing? It’s not enough that we were dragged out during that play, so tell the police that, right?”

“It’s not that far, so it’s a bit vague…”

It’s an honest year.

To ordinary citizens, these diligent policemen were appreciated, but on the contrary, to people like me, they were unpleasant.

“…Hmm.”

Eliza pondered for a moment what to do with her, then she opened her mouth. Because she didn’t ‘open her mouth’ to speak, she said to me that she ‘opened her mouth’. She wondered what the fuck this asshole wants. She blanked out for about five seconds, but she barely made out her meaning, so she put it in her mouth and spit it out slowly.

“Veee… Pew!”

“Laugh… Aw… Ugh… Hmmm…”

I spit in my mouth.

Naturally, Eliza drinks.

“Laugh, yes… Gulp…♡”

“…”

Perhaps they didn’t know how to taste it without just drinking it, and the expressions on their faces were overwhelming. It was also funny that her policewoman’s eyes swam like dolphins, with Eliza’s throat clenching and her saliva being swallowed. While I was thinking about how to answer this, I put my face out again and said.

“I was told to give an example of what you did, but… Is this okay?”

“Yes.”

“As you can see, we’re overly promiscuous. Isn’t AI supposed to manage our personal sex life? It’s a bit like going to the battlefield often with things like this… I hope next time we don’t ask this kind of question.”

“Yes. I’m sorry.”

“We’re all sorry. We’re sorry for making you see unpleasant things while you’re busy. Next time, I hope we don’t see each other in this way.”

“…Iknow, right.”

Said it was enough, Nankyung pushed the door open, and I pulled her head back to close the door. With the door closed with a thump, ‘why did you ask? You can tell what I was doing just by looking at it!’ A voice is heard reprimanding her for saying her nonsense. Of course she has something to say about her ‘but who knew she would do something like that!’ The voices of the two finally gradually drifted apart and their footsteps disappeared.

“…How did you grow taller?”

Immediately after they left, when he glared at Eliza, who was behind him, he shrank again.

“They used their recovery abilities to forcibly grow their bones and muscles.

I thought about it the other day, but it was a very versatile year.

“By the way, wasn’t the owner’s AI modified by the Evil Dead branch? Why the hell did the signal go?”

“The law really changed this time. I left it for a while because I was going to replace the AI ​​nationwide and let the new AI supervise it in real time. After finishing the AI ​​update over there, I was going to go to Evil Dead and remodel the necklace, but in the meantime, this shit I never thought I would… Why, don’t you know that the police go to you every time you have sex? Are you really crazy?”

“Since it was said to be a castle wall signal, this would not apply to ordinary couples. However, couples who enjoy SM must be in pain every time.

“What do you think of this as a magical girl?”

“As a magical girl?”

When she said that she wanted to not be like this, she asked to reveal her position as a magical girl, so opinions were different.

“Thanks to that, more and more people become pure, and the strength of the obelisk increases and the density of the shield increases, so we are happy. It becomes our strength by accepting it with innocence, but if there are some problematic parts such as rape, bondage, and rape, it will not come in. Hmm… In that sense, the massive change in AI might be the wish of magical girls? It’s clear that the demands will be severe. They don’t say they intervene in politics, but most of the defense here is filled with magical girls, so the government will have no choice but to grant our demands.”

“Huh… Will you fill the chastity belt soon?”

“It might be. If that happens, considering how high the shield density in this country will be, some extremist magical girls will definitely try to push ahead. Especially since this AI change is also the work of those magical girls.”

“…Is that a joke?”

“I wish I was joking. Fortunately, it won’t happen as long as Soar is holding the current captain position. He is considerate of other races and has a sense of duty, and this time, while Soar stopped working, he really forced himself to somehow Did it happen——?”

“…”

“…Oh.”

Something, the thought that I was fucked now crossed my mind at the same time.

What will happen to this country after Soar comes down to the post of captain?

It still feels like shit, but when it really comes down…

“Perhaps, just in case, isn’t Soar really getting fired from the captaincy?”

“If the return is successful, that will happen… But because of what Lilith planted…”

“…That’s how I do it.”

“Then…”

While we were momentarily perplexed, we felt someone’s presence behind us.

“”?””

Smart.

Smart.

Bang bang bang!!!

“…Who else?”

The moment I tried to open the doorknob again, wondering if the police had come again.

──Thump!!!

“Huh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhhhhe ehe Ee Ee Ee Ee Ee Ee Ee Ee Ee Eee!”

Fucking year.