Chapter 59 – Everyday Life of Snippy Males and Females Who Flatter Cocks

Body exploded

One lap, two laps, luckily I was able to avoid bending my back by rolling on my back, but I was dizzy.

It feels like being hit by a wild boar, or a bull, or a nasty big animal.

After taking a breather and crawling on all fours to the sofa, Eliza, who came to her senses only belatedly, hurriedly helped me and put me on the sofa. So-oh, curious about the situation, poked her head out, then floated up and sat down in my crotch.

Bitch.

Not knowing what he was doing wrong, he sat down in front of us with a crying face. It was so big that even when we sat down, our eyes met, and unlike usual, it was a white dress and it was very neat. It looked good with her pretty silver hair tied back in a ponytail, but now is not the time to praise that. What the fuck is this bitch doing this shit in the morning?

“Fuck bitch. Don’t you know how to get into people’s houses?”

“…Sorry.”

“How did you leave your common sense here, bitch?”

“I was so excited…”

“Fuck bitch.”

“But he didn’t break the door!”

“What are you saying, bitch. How dare you raise your head in front of a normal person?”

“Where is a normal person like you… Um-sal…”

“What the fuck bitch?”

“Just fucking fuck it! You motherfucker!”

“What?”

“…Sorry.”

“Do you think I don’t know why you came here?”

“I’m really sorry…!!”

“Crazy bitch! Mad bitch! Mad bitch!”

“Oooooh! Ooh! Ooh!”

The doggeja was driven right away, so the anger was less, but the fever did not go away. I inadvertently step on my silver feet with the sole of my foot and stomp down, only then do I feel sick. After rubbing off the silver hair stuck to the soles of her feet, she sat down on the sofa again, and Eliza grabbed her by the hair and reprimanded her.

“Eww…”

Year without notice.

Even when you’re in a good mood, you’re going to give a damn about someone who doesn’t accept your aegyo.

So, let’s be patient for now.

If I lose my temper in the morning, it only brings stress, so I’m patient with it.

“What are you here for?”

“Ugh… The topic I just knew…”

“No, fuck, if I come to someone’s house first, whether I know it or not, isn’t it normal to have to tell me why I came? Besides, what the fuck, a bitch called an executive under the direct control of the Four Heavenly Kings even walks brazenly in broad daylight in the morning! Are you going to take responsibility? Huh? Are you going to take responsibility!”

“The camouflage is perfect, so don’t worry…!! Look at this! Evil Dead Table New AI!”

The True Ghost, who was not hurt in the slightest from being stepped on, did not stop smiling like an idiot and pressed the AI ​​attached to his neck to change his appearance.

“Oh…”

“Amazing…”

I was angry, but I agreed with the two idiots.

“How about it? This way you won’t get noticed?!”

The true ghost, who stood up confidently, suddenly became a child. Clearly, the tall figure, which was well over 2m, is now a silver-haired kid who has shrunk to the level of Eliza. Even if he turned into a kid like that, maybe he couldn’t hide his chest, but he was still wobbly, but if he did this, he wouldn’t notice.

“What, did you really become a child at all?”

“No~! If it’s that great, it’s already been used for attack! This is a new feature of the Evil Dead’s dedicated AI that was created thanks to the development department’s efforts! It’s called ‘Memories of Childhood’! It only changed the appearance, so if you come closer and touch it, you will be able to capture the original body.”

“Really?”

“Really, really~! While I’m showing you this, this and that—”

Water.

“…Ugh!”

“It’s real.”

Mumble.

“Nuh… Ugh… Aang…♡ Hang on, it’s so sudden… Ahhh…♡”

When I touched the place where the true ear was sitting just now, the part of her little head was penetrated like a mirage, and the real breasts inside it were caught. This guy’s colossal breasts were still there, he just pushed his palm, but the entire gap between his hands was filled with flesh and swallowed softly. The nipples also grow well, so apart from the thoughts and personality, the body is also first-class, so I sometimes covet it.

“What are you talking to me about?”

“That… Let go of your hands~♡ Umm… Uh… Before talking about my reinstatement as an executive… There’s something from Lilith-sama, so that’s it…”

Did you come here to apologize and return to being an executive? My eyes narrowed because I wanted that part as expected, but the fact that Lilith sent me something made me feel better. As my hobby friend and the opposite sex, he is one of the only three people I have a crush on, so I immediately let go of my heart thinking that I couldn’t take it as if I was stealing it.

“…Oh.”

“What are you sounding sad about? What did Lilith send? Show me that first.”

“Ah… Yes… Wait a minute~!”

The true ghost changed back to his adult form and ran to the doorway with thumping footsteps and brought them back. Because of her size, her footsteps sounded loud, so I thought that her body wasn’t suitable for a house like this. Unaware of my heart, he made another thumping sound when he returned, and today, instead of a large sword, he brought a huge gift box comparable to that, with several small parcels on top of it.

“How many did you bring?”

“First of all, the main gift is this big box… Lilith-sama said, “Don’t open it until evening. If possible, open it quietly when you’re alone and check the contents alone, so it must contain something I couldn’t even imagine…” “

“…Hmm.”

“What, Lilith-sama gave me such a big gift! Be more happy! I’ve been by Lilith-sama’s side for a long time, but I’ve never received a gift like this before!”

He’s not the type to give a ‘big-out’ gift like this.

“Scarlett~!”

“I don’t want to fall behind, so shut up. I never said I didn’t like it.”

“Okay…”

This asshole came to apologize to me, but when it comes to anything related to Lilith, he suddenly rushes out. I don’t know the identity of this big box, but I think it’s important anyway, so I decided to keep it for now, and instead received small parcels placed on top of the boxes.

“Then what is it?”

“That’s what you asked for the other day. Lilith-sama prepared it for you alone.”

“What did I ask for?”

“You ordered something from Lilith~! You asked for it! A collection of magical girl screams!”

Oh.

“Since the government’s movements are suspicious these days, I prepared an old-fashioned MP3 instead of listening to it through a cell phone or AI, so I told you to listen through it. If you save it to the newly updated AI, you don’t know what will happen, so be careful with that part.”

“Hey…”

It has really old-fashioned MP3s in it. At least 100 years ago, that black MP3, which could have been there for another 20 years, was a guy who really only listened to songs with only up and down buttons, confirmation and back buttons. At this point, I think the word ‘antique’ would suit me better than junk, so I’m somehow in shape. It reminded me of the dark history of buying a pocket watch and carrying it in my pocket instead of an electronic watch or AI when there were still two bottles of middle school left.

“…Awesome.”

“Darling…”

“Master…”

“Why? What? Don’t look at me like that. I have my own romance.”

I decided to take this for granted. Looking at it, the durability didn’t look good, so I carefully put it on the desk pushed next to the sofa and touched the next package. I opened it up a little and looked at the contents, but unlike the MP3, this was a completely angular object, and the clicking was not like food.

“Requirements?”

“It’s AV. It’s straight from the uncensored, uncensored Japanese branch, so I said I’m sure you’ll like it.”

If the Evil Dead prepared it, it wouldn’t be normal. I hurriedly opened the rest of the packaging to find a strong-looking beauty on the cover. As expected, whether the work is normal or not, apart from the beauty’s appearance, her physical condition is not fine, and the title is ‘Quadruped Walking Magical Girl AV Debut! A muddy love story between a magical girl who became the pet dog of the evil dead and a fighting dog! ~I will never climax against an asshole!~’.

“Ah… This is that bastard’s work… Am I right?”

“How can you not?”

“That’s because he’s the only one who specializes in limb remodeling in Evil Dead… He said he hasn’t been seen lately, but was he in Japan?”

“Yes. I’m working hard after taking office as the Japanese branch manager. This isn’t a gift from Lilith-sama, it’s a gift sent to you from the other side. Am I the only one who doesn’t get along with you like this!!!”

“That’s because of his personality, you asshole.”

“Laugh?!”

She kicked him in the head again and checked more mail from Japan.

If you put the timeline in order…

‘Modify arms and legs! Animal Girl! A magical girl who became a robot puppy! ~Special training on quadrupedal walking outdoors!~’

‘It runs great now! Pet Girl Running Away! Caught by a dog collar, ruthless no-guard climax hell♡’

‘A pet magical girl who doesn’t listen! Invest in professional breeders! 4 hours pussy whip training!’

‘Quadruped Walking Magical Girl AV Debut! A muddy love story between a magical girl who became the pet dog of the evil dead and a fighting dog! ~I will never climax against an asshole!~’

‘Unexpected results! Animal girl in love with dogs! Love beyond species! Absolute pregnancy declaration with sincere mating sex! “So, you’re saying it’s impossible to get pregnant?!” The runaway express of an animal girl who absolutely won’t listen! 《Total 6 hours! Not edited! Unedited!》’

‘After the wedding, until the honeymoon?! A 24-hour observation course to prepare a newlywed house for them! The first honeymoon of a bestial magical girl who expresses sincere gratitude to the evil dead! But I live in a one-pyeong dog house!’

… Only serious content.

It was about a magical girl who had lost her limbs, attached limbs of mechanical animals, and raised them while walking on quadrupeds.

Besides, the shocking fact…

“Does the tendency to obey the male who offered the first pussy apply to animals as well…?”

“Unlike ordinary people, I heard that you are not immediately subordinated. There are reports that it is possible to be subordinated to animals when you are mentally concentrated or when you want to lean on someone, so the Japan branch is still checking the details. Even if it is possible, it is not very practical. Reports that it’s not true are coming up one after another, so it’s practically just a game.”

“Why? If you’re subjugated to an animal, what’s wrong with having that animal raised by the Evil Dead? Or if you become a member of the Evil Dead, you’ll have cognitive dissonance and be brainwashed?”

“Yes.

The sesame seeds shrugged.

“What happened after subjugating the animals was more dangerous than I thought. There was a report that one of the branches in Japan was blown up thanks to that, so their plans were frozen for a while.”

“…?”

“For details, see the next package.”

According to the True Ghost, open the next package.

This one was also a gift from the other side, but compared to the normal AV that runs easily in Evil Dead, the cover was very different. Written like a report in white letters on a black background, it was probably not a commonly distributed item.

‘【Animal Girl Observation Diary 1】 – About treating a fighting dog as a husband after pussy sex.’

‘【Animal Girl Observation Diary 2】 – Forced sex with others. About apologizing for cheating on her husband, a fighting dog.’

‘【Animal Girl Observation Diary 3】-About gradually forgetting human language and learning how to speak animal language.’

‘【Animal Girl Observation Diary 4】-About trying to tame a magical girl together by breeding her husband, a fighting dog, under the Evil Dead.’

‘【Animal Girl Observation Diary 5】-About threatening to kill her husband if he doesn’t set her free in the acid.’

‘【Animal Girl Observation Diary 6】 – Branch destroyed.’

‘[Animal Girl Observation Diary 7] – Regarding the case where I released the two of them on the back mountain belonging to the Evil Dead in response to the request.’

‘【Animal Girl Observation Diary 8】 – Animal transformation in progress. Confirmed to have lost human speech.’

‘【Animal Girl Observation Diary 9】 – Digging a burrow without leaving the territory.’

‘【Animal Girl Observation Diary 10】 – Pregnancy.’

… ?

Her.

“What… Wait, darling? Is it right that I’m looking right now? This, pregnancy… With a dog…”

“It’s serious content… How could this happen… It shouldn’t have happened…”

It was a video title that even the current magical girls couldn’t help but be embarrassed by. It was clear that this was not an AV, but a video close to a report, but I knew the content just from the title. Most of all, the last pregnancy part is a shock, especially Eliza stumbles on the sofa and even falls down.

“Once pregnant, it is a magical girl who gives birth to a child in a matter of days. It’s okay now, but I don’t want to imagine what will happen if the number of children born to fighting dogs and magical girls increases…”

“It’s funny, but even if you don’t know AV, isn’t the back observation log worth sending to me?”

“It must be an SOS sign he is sending you.

“Hey.”

“Unlike me, you’re my friend, aren’t you? Chin. Goo.”

It’s too fast for a bitch to sneeze.

“What’s his boss doing to me?”

“He’s busy commanding the front line… He doesn’t have time to worry about his subordinates, and Leas has been eliminated. It’s about time to advance. There are still plenty of magical girls, so it will take time, but take advantage of Leas’ absence while cutting the supply line calmly. He said he was planning to eat the ground. I really hate to say this to you, an outside helper, but it’s all thanks to you… It’s like the clock hands of the earth, which have been solid for 100 years, are barely moving.”

He was saying something as if he were deeply moved, but for me it was trembling.

“Don’t say that.”

“Why?”

“No, if you say that, it’s like I’ve ruined a country.”

“…?”

What are you making that face?

It’s not what I did.

They invaded and talk like I played a big part bitch.

“Anyways, let’s stop talking about presents and the current status of the evil dead…”

As if he had something more to say during this time, he suddenly blushed and pursed his lips as he hesitated. I looked at him with an annoyed look, wondering why he was doing this all of a sudden, but he pushed away my gaze and held out a piece of paper.

‘What is this?’

… Slave contract.

I transfer this slave in the name of Lilith… ?

“What, a slave?”

“Since yesterday, Lilith-nim has been busy… That’s… He said he doesn’t have time to take care of me anymore… So maybe this is how things turned out…”

As I was frowning because I didn’t know how things were going, the cow girl with a big breast continued her one-sided conversation.