Chapter 1006 – Don’t Flirt, Fuck You. What Do You Mean?
“…”
Rudder
“…”
Rudder
Se-hee quietly played chess with Anya at the kitchen table. It was hard to take my eyes off her slightly frowning forehead and biting her pale pink lips with her white front teeth when she concentrated.
Knock, knock
“Susu -eup, Haa… !”
When Anya moved Bishop to eat her phone, Sehee sighed and crossed her arms alone. The way he tilted his head seemed to be in trouble.
“Come on, Sehee.”
To give her a break, I served her white steamed coffee. As I set her white mug down beside me, Se-hee finally noticed me and turned around with a grin.
“Thank you, brother.”
“Oh, no. But would you like to ask Anya for coffee?”
“Wait. No. Whoop!”
After taking a sip of coffee, Se-hee asked Anya if she would like some coffee. Anya looked at Sehee with blue eyes like a demon king, then nodded while saying something that even I could understand.
“Spasiba.”
“Uh? This, is it okay to say thank you?”
“Isn’t it? Don’t flirt, fuck you. What do you mean?”
“Is that so?”
Widely
Se-hee lightly tapped her on the shoulder to stop playing around. Se-hee, of course, was having fun while giggling, and this time with a rather relaxed attitude, she reached out and moved her chess piece.
Open
“Oh oh… !”
As soon as Sehee moved on, Anya widened her eyes. Then he gave me a surprised look as if he had seen this.
“Haha.”
I didn’t know what the strategy was, so I smiled shyly and turned my head away. In order to hide my ignorance, he brought me cookies to share with me as well as finished coffee.
“Spasiba.”
“Yes, Spasiva. Bon appetit. It’s hot, so be careful.”
“Brother. Don’t talk to me, damn it. I mean.”
I don’t know exactly, but I knew at least that it meant thank you for bringing me coffee and cookies. I tossed a cookie and an instruction to my wife who was giggling and fabricating.
“I wonder if I can move it to that look, that one, that one?”
“If I do that, I will die?”
“Uh. Therefore. Then it will work.”
“Oh, brother.”
Sehee did not lower her lips even as she called out as if criticizing. Anya looked back at me and said thank you Spasiva one more time, and I watched them focus on chess for a while before leaving the kitchen.
“Hmm?”
“Oh.”
Then, I ran into the demon king trying to enter the kitchen. When I moved to the side so he could pass, the demon king also moved in the same direction. Even if I took a side step to the other side, the demon king faced me and did not get out of the way.
“Haha.”
Similarly, the demon king smiled slightly when he saw me not stepping out of the way. In order not to make the same mistake, we hugged each other and turned around in place.
Haha!”
Then, the demon king laughed out loud, and I also laughed lightly at her to see her happy.
“Oops, wack!”
“Hey.”
“No. No. Wow!”
“Whe, what?”
Seeing us like this, Sehee always retched in vain. Not only that, but she pointed at us to Anya, who was playing chess with her, and asked her to follow her.
Haha, that’s right!”
After one turn, then two turns, and then three turns, the demon king let go of his arms. As she entered her kitchen, she jokingly scolded her biological brother and her cousin for retching.
“Stay strong with evil! It’s the newlyweds’ house you’ve decided to live in!”
I explained to Sasha and Anya that this is our newlyweds’ house, and that Se-hee and Min-a live on top of each other. It didn’t make sense, but it was better than the original setting that Se-hee and Min-ah are a same-sex couple, so there’s no problem living together.
“Hmm! Jiheon!”
Anyway, I went further to the kitchen and the demon king standing in front of the sink cabinet called me. As I was about to go to the living room, I turned around and spat out cruel words with a wide smile on my face.
“Go and get Sasha!”
“Uh, why?”
“Jim has been thinking about it. Aren’t you a bit reluctant to Sasha?”
“It’s not that I don’t like it.”
“I noticed that Sasha didn’t like you either.”
The Demon King ignored my words and crouched down to rummage through the cabinet. I don’t know what I’m looking for, but I said as I opened and closed the closet door.
“So, a good idea came to me. Go get Sasha.”
“No, what are you going to do?”
Haha! I was here!”
Bass Rock!
Instead of asking a question, he burst out with a cheerful laugh and brought out something he had been looking for so far. What’s in the thin, transparent vinyl is…
“Tortilla? Do you want to eat tortillas?”
It was a gluten-free tortilla purchased for the devil who gets morning sickness from eating flour. As she came out with it dangling, she dictated her words over and over again.
“Go ahead and get Sasha. Hurry.”
“No?”
Haha, Jim is going to call Mina.”
He did not answer when I called and turned to the right to call for Mina. I looked at the demon king heading to the hallway where Mina’s room was, then turned my head to the other side. In the hallway overlooking the front door, there was my room that Sasha was using.
“Ah, sir…”
Every time she saw Sasha, she felt uncomfortable, but she didn’t want to ignore the demon king’s efforts. While grumbling, I went to my room to call Sasha for the demon king.
“Shah, Sasha? Sasha? Oh what about you?”
Hurry up!
As I cautiously called out my name, I felt an urgent movement in my room. I approached with more careful steps and found Sasha standing in the middle of the room.
“… ?”
Sasha had shaved her eyebrows, so as she stood up, she asked what was going on. She told him that she looked more like a 30-year-old mafia than a 15-year-old.
“Your Cousin, one to come into the living room.” (Your cousin wants to come into the living room.)
“… Huh.”
Nodding
I was fortunate to understand English. Sasha immediately nodded at the words I said as I nodded toward the living room. Then he silently followed me to the living room first.
“…”
I don’t know why, but I was staring at my butt from behind. When I went to the living room with Sasha, I found the demon king standing with Mina.
“Haha! Come on!”
The devil took out the tortillas that were wrapped and held one in each hand and greeted us. She came up to us and spoke to Sasha first, not me, her husband.
“… Pooh.”
“?!”
When the demon king said a few words in Ukrainian, Sasha laughed a little. She kept looking at her frown, and the corners of her mouth went up, which was a little strange.
“! … !”
But that was only for a moment. As soon as he noticed my surprised gaze, he frowned and dyed his face red at the same time. The Demon King saw this Sasha and interpreted it as he wished.
Haha! To be ashamed! Ruler!”
The demon king, who laughed out loud, put a piece of tortilla in Sasha’s hand. Then he came up to me and handed me the same card.
“Receive.”
“Eat?”
“Are you all thinking about eating?”
“Hey.”
“Of course Jim only thinks of eating you! Haha! Come on get it! Ruler!”
“No, what are you doing?”
“Let’s get it for now! Hurry! Haha! Come on! Sasha! Hmm!”
After half forcing the tortilla, the demon king led me to the center of the living room. As Sasha, who had called out with a nod of her head, approached, Mina held out her water cup with her tall, slender hand.
“Jiheon.”
“Uh? Do you want to drink?”
“No. Keep it in your mouth.”
“No, oh, wait.”
At this point, I knew what I was trying to do. Minah asked the demon king, holding her water cup in her other hand.
“Are you going for the tortilla challenge?”
“Hmm? Did you know?”
“I don’t know how. It’s famous.”
It was a game in which tortillas were hit alternately while soaked in water, and whoever burst the bread first lost. I didn’t quite understand that I had to do this with Sasha, who was not close to me and was awkward.
“You. Can’t you do it?”
No, I didn’t understand at all. Her husband, me, and her cousin were awkward, but the culprit, the demon king, couldn’t be comfortable. I nodded briefly, saying I knew, and added a condition.
“Instead, I’ll give you a kiss.”
“Haha! I will do whatever you want!”
The demon king who gave Sasha a water cup came straight to me. She stood on tiptoe and kissed me on the lips.
“Um! Zhong!”
The sweet texture and scent came right in front of my face and fell. The Demon King, who engraved this happiness on me, asked with a grin.
“Hey, how are you? Will you do it now?”
“Well?”
“What do you mean?”
“No, this is just an advance payment. I should get the next one.”
Haha! It’s just that, if your head turns around like this!”
It was so good that he let me down as if he was going to die, and then he continued talking.
“Okay! For the rest, stay in bed! I will do it!”
“Haeup, ummm!”
Haha! Okay! Nice!”
As I hurriedly put water in my mouth, the demon king burst out once again and retreated. And Sasha glared at the demon king from the moment he kissed me, and when he fell, he picked up the cup.
“Hey, um!”
“Hmm! Hara show!”
I stood facing Sasha while listening to the devil shouting that he was happy. He nodded, showing intense determination with his blue eyes.
Haha! Then! Who, go, line, ball, to, do, kka, yo.”
The game hadn’t even started, but the demon king, who was bursting with bread, pointed at us alternately. Anyone who decided to do so
“Sasha! Ты первый!” (You are the first!)
Oh shit
“… !!!”
Sasha, pointed out by the demon king, loosened her shoulders first. She took a step closer and even though she was smaller than Minah, she delivered a great intense pressure. It was a few seconds later when he swung his hand with a tortilla in it.
Pak!
“?!”
Certainly, it didn’t hurt. The area I touched was only slightly tingling, but it didn’t hurt. However, as the tortilla brushed the lips that had been kissed with the devil, not the cheek, a sense of displeasure rose slightly.
“…”
No, look at this
If there was no water in my mouth, I would have laughed out loud. I saw Sasha proudly poking her head out to hit me and loosened her shoulders. Then I gave back what I had received, no, more than I had received.
Fuck!
“!”
Sasha widened her eyes at the sound different from when they were hit earlier. Of course, he immediately counterattacked by swinging a tortilla.
Grasp! Pak! Fuck! Pak!
We rolled our eyes and started hitting each other. Compared to the bloody atmosphere, Mawang and Mina showed a fun atmosphere.
“Ahahahaha! Serious Punch! Don’t do that, hit me with a serious punch!”
“Hara show, Sasha.”
And Se-hee and Anya, who were playing chess in the kitchen, came out to the living room and looked at them with pitiful eyes.
“Haaa… ! No, Это кажется интересным?” (Do you think that is interesting?)
“Come here. Все мальчики глупые. Не знал?” (All men are fools. Didn’t you know?)
“Pu-huh?!”
The moment Anya muttered in a pitiful tone, Sasha burst into laughter.
“Eup, ugh! Knock!”
It didn’t matter if my face was damp because it was wet. I hurriedly swallowed the water in my mouth and boasted that I had won.
“Hey! Hey! Saw it! I won!”
“Puhahaha! Haha! Wow! Haha!”
In the meantime, Sasha laughed as she leaned over and landed on her knees. She literally showed off her winner’s composure the way she bowed her head to me.
“Ayu, what do you do when you are big? You must have skill technology. Like this.”
Slap! Slap!
Meaning she sees and learns, she swung the tortilla several times.
Haha! Shah, Shasha! Ты знаешь, что говорит Джихон?” (Do you know what Jiheon said?)
But the demon king did something useless. Sasha laughed loudly as I interpreted my words while giggling. Even though he still smiles, he conveys his strong will through his eyes and holds water once again.
“… !”
“You! You!”
Seeing that, the demon king laughed and asked,
“Sasha wants the second match? Would you? Are you going to do it?”
“Ha, Mr. What do we do…”
After thinking about it on purpose,
“Okay. But I’m going to lose again, are you okay?”
And nodded her head. The demon king relayed my words again, and Sasha smiled and shook her head briefly saying that she understood.
“Okay, so what?”
I drank water again and started the second match with Sasha.