Chapter 1012 – Lord, Ready, Ready, Man… ! Hyunsoo Kim… !
If it were me, I would feel bad when I was told that I was ugly from the front. It was clear that he would get hurt even if he couldn’t show it, but Hyeon-soo didn’t.
“Oh oh! No! That’s Interesting! Isnt it?”
“… Hmm.”
Haha!”
Looking at the artifacts in the exhibition hall, he just snorted as if he was interested, but the hyeonsu kid smiled broadly as if he had confessed to himself.
“What! Jihon! Jihon!”
Hyeonsu wasn’t the only one who was excited right now. Same goes for Sasha, who had been laughing ever since I heard that the guy who was flirting with his sister was my friend.
“Jihon! Haha!”
Chin!
“What?!”
Sasha laughed loudly in her thick voice and put her arm around my shoulder and led me to her display stand. She picked up her smartphone and took two shots of her old gun behind her glass in the background.
“Jihon! Miles!”
“Uh, uh uh.”
-Click!
When she said that she was taking a picture, she raised the corner of her mouth. As the screen flickered with the sound of the shutter, I lowered my phone and checked the pictures I had taken with her shoulder straps off.
Haha, it looks good. You two are so close.”
“Don’t Sasha look more excited than before?”
“Yes that’s right.”
The wives watched these scenes from behind and followed them. I barely took advantage of the break from Sasha and approached them and asked.
“No it’s okay?”
“Hmm?”
“What is it, brother?”
“He.”
Sasha knew that she had a lot of ups and downs, but it was strange that she didn’t mind a guy 10 years younger than her 14-year-old cousin flirting with her. When asked about this, the demon king burst into laughter first.
“Ahahahaha! You!”
“Uh?”
“No, brother.”
Compared to her older sister who smiled while holding her belly, Se-hee smiled. She looked at Anya with dark blue eyes and asked why she was smiling like this.
“My mom had it when we were a few years old.”
“Sixteen years old. No, wait.”
“And you’re the friend Jiheon risked his life to save, right?”
When she was about to say something, Minah covered her mouth first. She made eye contact with me with a blunt yet unwavering gaze and spoke.
“I think that alone is a reason to believe in Hyeonsu.”
“Isn’t that too much of a jump?”
“No.”
Since I was dumbfounded, I immediately shook my head saying no. I knew Hyeon-soo wasn’t a bad kid, but 14 years old was too young, so I was reluctant. The best part was that Anya wasn’t interested in Hyeon-soo.
“…”
Haha, no. No? Aren’t you May I call you?”
“No. Anastasia.”
Anya, who was called by her full name, Anastasia, not a nickname, did not look 14 years old. Unlike when she went to the K-POP street earlier, she was a little relieved to see her acting arrogantly.
“Okay! Okay! Anastasia!”
Of course, I felt ashamed when I saw the hyeonsu bastard trying to seduce a middle school student. But she didn’t know what to do, because she looked better than when she gave her empty eyes earlier saying that her ex-girlfriend cheated on her.
“Jihon! Ji-ho-on!”
“Oh, I have to go. Uh. Sasha. Why.”
It seemed like they had been away for too long. Sasha, who was playing well by herself, saw me with my wives and beckoned her to come. I didn’t like it, but I had no choice but to approach it with the feeling that I was looking after my nephew on New Year’s Day.
“Wow, Sasha.”
“Poto! Potto! Please!”
“Uh, pictures. Okay.”
We have passed the Japanese colonial era, where we reunited earlier, and now we have arrived at the Korean War corner. Sasha insisted that she be photographed in front of Soviet-made weapons captured by the ROK Army as she was from Ukraine.
“Nexutu! Nexutu hea!”
“Okay. Okay. Now, pose.”
“Um! Wait! Waitu!”
Standing in front of a picture of a Soviet tank, Sasha motioned for her to wait. She seemed to have a pose she wanted to do, so she waited, but as she suddenly began to undress her, she approached in amazement.
“Uh uh uh! Sasha! Stop! Stop! No, stop!”
“Cellar! Ahahaha!”
Fortunately or unfortunately, Sasha, who was walking in her jacket, said that she only revealed her big abs. She immediately rolled up her sleeves, revealing her thick shoulders and nodded to take a picture.
“You crazy bastard, really.”
The appearance of revealing a lumpy body against the background of a black tank photo was subtly suitable. I calmed down her chest and picked up the smartphone with the camera app turned on.
“Huh… !”
At the same time I raised the phone, Sasha folded her arms, showing off her biceps. Even though I was big, I left a picture of a teenager.
-Click!
-Click!
At the same time as I pressed the camera button, I heard a shutter sound from somewhere else. There, like Sasha, was Anya taking pictures in front of items captured by the ROK Army.
“Nice! Berry Nice! Oh! Exorcism! Very good!”
The person who took pictures of her was, of course, Hyeon-soo. No, he picked up his phone and enthusiastically took pictures as if he were a photographer. They took pictures from various angles, and in the end, they took pictures while almost lying on the floor.
“Hmm! Here! You Look Very Long Legs!”
“… !”
It seemed like it was worth doing that shit. Anya, who was looking at the picture she took, looked at Hyeonsu with her eyes wide open in amazement.
“Haha, you are welcome.”
“Ttaengkywa, hyosu!”
Oh oh… !
I don’t know if it’s rational, but it seems that Anya’s liking for Hyun-soo has increased. Hyeonsu, who noticed this right in front of his nose, laughed even more like a monkey.
“Hmm? My likability has gone up, but why am I not getting a B-gum?”
As the demon king, Sehee, and Minah approached us, they evaluated the actions of the hyeonsu.
“Women like that. Taking pretty pictures.”
“I heard it too. Women say they like a man who can take good pictures.”
Okay?
I gave Sasha her phone back and she hurriedly approached her wives.
“Sehee. I’ll take a picture for you. Give me the phone.”
“I don’t like men who act like opportunists.”
“Then later, when I have a chance, I’ll take a picture.”
“I don’t like men who go back and forth with women’s words.”
“Okay, just. Do it or not.”
“A man who doesn’t care about women is the worst.”
“Are not you hungry? What do you want to go eat?”
“Ahahaha! The Woody I met yesterday is not like that!”
The demon king smiled pleasantly at my appearance that changed every time I said a word. Se-hee and Min-a, who had her between them, also spoke happily.
“Because not all of this beauty can be captured in a photo. I will decline.”
“I want to leave a picture of Jiheon.”
“Oh yeah? Then let’s take a picture together. Oh Sasha! Photo please!”
“… Okkei.”
Why is he like that again?
After answering her phone and tidying up her clothes, Sasha replied bluntly, as if she had never laughed. The demon king laughed lightly when he saw his cousin, who had changed his attitude in a different way from me earlier.
Haha, you look upset because you’re not paying attention.”
“Then shall we take a picture together? With Sasha?”
“Yes, I understand. I’ll take a picture, please give me your smartphone.”
“Sasha! Come Hey! Photo with Earth!”
“Hmm.”
Even if he didn’t laugh openly, the way he snorted and pretended not to be happy was subtly cute. Sasha, who laughed involuntarily, approached and intervened between me and the demon king.
Haha!”
As if he was jealous of us, the demon king laughed at his cousin Goo. Then I shouted at Minah, who was taking pictures of everyone with the longest arm among us.
“You! I have to take pictures so that Sasha can come out well!”
“Yes, I understand.”
Mina, who answered bluntly, started her countdown in a blunt voice.
“Three, two, one.”
“Go, shoot!”
“Uh? What is that?”
-Click!
“Ugh! Hey! Take it again! Again!”
The demon king was excited and made a strange noise, so he turned his head. So I asked to take a picture again, but Anya, who was walking with Hyeon-soo, who was talking one-sidedly, was rushing this way.
“@#$%^&@#$%^&*!”
“Hmm?”
Aside from the way he spoke too fast, he knew something was wrong with his pale face. Struggling between her wives and Sasha, I quickly ran towards Anya’s direction.
“Hey! I said that if you touch it, it will come back! You bastard!”
I didn’t think Hyeonsu would have done anything strange to Anahya. Still, I turned the corner while shouting for half of the joke.
“Ji, Jiheon… !”
Hyeon-soo, found around the corner, was crouching in place. He initially thought Anya had kicked him in the crotch, but he realized what was going on when he saw a picture of an Arab with an AK rifle over him.
“Ughhhhh!”
Hyeon-soo seemed to recall memories of being kidnapped by people like that and almost dying. He let out a suppressed moan. Embarrassed, I looked around and found out that this was the modern troop dispatch exhibition hall.
“No, this, this, why, is it here.”
“That, that, that… !”
Hyeonsu trembled and replied to my blankly muttered words. The face I looked up at as I approached showed a smile distorted with pretentiousness.
“Ah, sir, I’m going crazy, going crazy… ! No, no, in front of you… !”
“He’s 14, you asshole.”
Listening to my stupid self-talk brought me back to some extent. Hyeon-soo knelt down on his knees opposite him so he couldn’t see the picture and asked.
“Hey, hey. Are you okay? Do you need anything?”
“Uh, uh… ! That, me, my wallet, hey, hey… !”
“So I told you to take your medicine. But where?”
“Here, here, on the right… !”
Hyeonsu tapped his left thigh with a clenched fist to hold back his trembling. I hurriedly leaned over and groped for my front pocket, and when I found nothing, I moved it to the back.
“Uh, butt… ! Are you gay… !”
“Looking back, really.”
Even in this situation, he took out his wallet while swearing at Hyeon-soo, who was full of bravado. When he opened his wallet and checked where the bills were, he found no bills, but a condom and a medicine bag.
“Why are you carrying this, you asshole?”
“Lord, ready, ready, man… ! Hyunsoo Kim… !”
“Are you crazy?”
I took out the medicine bag instead of the condom I didn’t need and tore it roughly with my mouth. It wasn’t until we dropped the small pill into the palm of our hands that the others noticed us.
“Aww! Suspension! Hyeonsu, why but! Are you okay!”
“Oh my, my my my my my my my.”
“Are you okay, Hyunsoo? I will call 911.”
“Uh, uh! Oh no! Oh, no, no, it’s okay, ugh… !”
Hyeon-soo shook his head at the sight of my wives running worried. Then he munched his mouth to take the medicine I gave him.
“Jjwup, jjwup”
“Is that right?”
“No, it’s hard to eat… !”
I thought he was joking, but he was in such a hurry that he sucked my palm like a kiss. Hyeonsu, who took the medicine like that, did not stop shaking even after swallowing it.
“Ah, Mr. Hey hey… !”
Now I’m just waiting to calm down when this bastard glances over where my wives are from. Naturally, Sasha and Anya were there, so she asked with a worried face.
“Ah, Mr. Anya, were you very disappointed… ?”
“I’m 14, so what? And worry about you you too.”
He raised his hand as if he were going to hit him, then glanced at Anya. Next to Sasha, who rolled her eyes in bewilderment because she didn’t know what was going on, there was Anya, whose eyes sparkled for some reason.