Chapter 1029 – Oppa, Do You Want to Go to the Bathroom With Me?
“Hey, Minah.”
“Yes, Jiheon.”
“What is this?”
“This is a new board game released by my company.”
“No, I know that too…”
Minah, who was promoting her own company products by cosplaying her archer and promoting herself, is back. I was talking to Min-ah while the shifted demon lord spewed a gloomy life beyond the false wall.
“What is this?”
On the way, she asked Mina with the game box she found. On the top of the box made of thick paper, characters from board games were drawn, and one of them looked very similar to the archer Mina cosplayed as.
“It is me.”
“Oh, do I know that too?”
But that wasn’t the problem now. The dark elf with her voluptuous body and dark complexion, like Mina in real life, was hugging a boy she had seen somewhere.
“Isn’t this me?”
He pointed to the child in the picture, raising a question after staring intently at it. The profile of the boy buried in his soft-looking chest was quite similar to mine in elementary school.
“…”
Hearing the question full of question marks, Mina did not open her mouth. The way she usually responded like a knife meant that I had hit the mark.
“Right. I am right.”
“… No.”
The result that came out of considerable silence was denial. Mina, who was hesitant to answer differently than usual, explained why she didn’t in a blunt yet quick tone.
“My Arthur character is not Jiheon. Even though she modeled for Jiheon when she was younger,”
“Then I’m right?!”
“No. This character is Arthur, not Jiheon. I only used Jiheon as a motif for her appearance.”
“That’s it!”
I was so dumbfounded that my voice grew louder. It was so big that the employees of Minah’s company, which sold goods at the table next to it, looked back.
“Oh, sorry.”
He hurriedly stood up from his small plastic chair and apologized. The two of them nodded with a slight smile as if they were okay, and when they looked back, they sat down with a sense of relief.
“What is this, is this… !”
I listened and argued with Mina in a quieter voice than before. But Min-ah, perhaps on purpose, took my protest in a different way.
“Sorry. As for the guarantee,”
“No guarantees!”
“I’ll give you a kiss.”
“…”
It was clear that she had heard deliberately wrong. What can I say while sighing at such an obvious attitude…
“Really?”
It was too good a guarantee.
“Yes that’s right.”
Mina nodded with her sullen face at the question she brought up while raising the corner of her mouth.
“Jiheon’s cheeks, forehead, nose, and lips. We will do it wherever you want.”
“Okay? Shall we take it then?”
“Yes, I understand.”
When Minah shuddered and stretched out her cheek, Mina nodded in the same way and showed off her modest beauty. It wasn’t long before I felt a sweet touch on my cheek.
“Side”
“This one too.”
“Side”
“Here is the forehead.”
“Side, can you do the chin too?”
“Uh. Do it.”
“Side”
The only taste buds are on the tongue, but the sweet taste was felt all over the face. There was no joy at all, so I laughed and got in the way.
“Me, boss?”
“Oh. Sorry.”
As her subordinate approached cautiously, Minah turned her head away. She apologized once again, turning her expressionless expression, which she had been hiding because she was only looking at me, into a smile.
“Sorry. It was too inconvenient.”
“No. You’re newlyweds, so what? I’m sorry. By interfering But, that, boss. I think it’s shift time now.”
“Oh, has it already happened?”
Mina widened her eyes and made a surprised expression. She then looked back at me and she told me her words with her sincerity and a grin.
“She doesn’t know how to pass the time with her.”
“What. While stealing my photos at will.”
“You just paid for that.”
“I haven’t paid yet.”
“Oh, sorry.”
Side
Mina stood up laughing at her heartfelt performance and kissed my forehead with soft lips. Looking up at Mina with her happy mood, she was as beautiful as always.
“Then I will come to work, honey?”
“Yes, do your best.”
“Do you always remember that you are behind me? Come on, let’s go.”
Mina, who showed her relaxed reminiscent performance until the end, showed her boss-like attitude to her subordinates. She was full of energy even in her steps as she walked over her false wall, with her tone somewhat stiff.
“Ludmilla!”
She went out to the photo zone and shouted loudly. The sound of her shutter, which she hadn’t been aware of since it had been going off non-stop until now, stopped, and by the time she started again, the heresa came back rattling her plastic armor.
“Whoa… !”
“Was it very difficult?”
With a sigh, she took off her helmet, revealing a pretty doll-like face. She looked at me with eyes as blue as the clear sky, her skin glistening with sweat.
Haha, that was pretty fun, right?”
“Come quickly. I have something to drink.”
“Hmm. Thank you.”
The Mawang nodded in a low voice, and then silently nodded to the employee at Mina’s company who was working in the booth.
“You worked hard.”
“Please rest. Inside.”
“…”
Even when they pointed in my direction, the Demon King still did not respond. This was because she, like me, cosplayed herself.
“Whoa! Even celebrities have a hard time. It’s because I can’t get a single line right.”
The current demon king was a setting of a foreigner who received a request and cosplayed as the virtuber. In addition, he added a setting that he does not know Korean so that he can recognize it if he speaks there.
“Eutcha!”
Dump
Such a demon king sat down helplessly on the plastic chair Mina had been sitting on. I smelled the thick sweat carried by the wind and hurriedly handed over the water.
Knock up
Of course.
“Now, here is the water.”
Haha, so Minah married you?”
“Did you do that too?”
“Um, it was. Hahaclap clap clap”
The demon king, who was reaffirming the happy fact, immediately drank the water. I could see how thirsty I was when I saw the 500ml bottled water running out quickly.
“Drink this too.”
Knock up
“Oh, it’s hard. Oh, I’ll take a break for a while.”
When I was about to hand over the next bottled water, Se-hee also approached me. She moved out of her seat for her who was still outside her taking pictures of her until now.
“Now, sit here. There is also water here.”
The demon king took the bottled water without a word, and I opened and handed the new bottled water to the newly arrived Se-hee. I rummaged through the enlistment table while watching the beauty sisters drink water.
“Here is this too. Eat it.”
“Eh.”
“I don’t like it.”
When I held out the red ginseng stick that had been put between the plastic magazines, the two openly hated it. In this case, Tallulah was perfect.
“Why. Dad sent it. Eat you guys.”
“Oops! Ji, Jiheon. Morning sickness from smelling red ginseng! Whoops!”
“Didn’t you even?”
“Eup, brother. I just won’t eat it.”
But even Tallulah couldn’t deal with the Demon King and Sehee. In the end, I gave up feeding them both, and once again held out the stick to the person who needed the most care.
“You eat anyway. You have to take care of yourself.”
“Eh, I don’t like it…”
“I eat for you, and I eat for my baby. Come on, eat.”
“It can’t be helped, can it?”
When I mentioned the baby growing inside, the demon king grinned. I tore the stick lightly, relieved to see him willing to eat it.
“Ruler.”
He handed it to the demon king and said.
“Bite.”
“Haeup”
“Right, well done. Come on, suck it.”
“Oops!”
“… You know that sounds very naughty right now, right?”
“Noisy.”
The demon king who sucked the red ginseng stick in his mouth was cute, but listening to what I said so far was unflattering.
“But I’m a little envious because they feed me like that.”
Se-hee, who pointed out this, took the red ginseng stick in my hand. She tore off and sucked on before I could help, then went on with her words.
“Chung, chung, euek, write. I think I withdrew because I had a baby. To my sister.”
Haha, are you jealous? Then you too will have a child.”
“Oh, is that so? Oppa, would you like to go to the bathroom with me for a while?”
“I’m not going. Don’t go I’m not going.”
Haha! You said it three times!”
“Uh, hey.”
“Sister.”
I raised my voice in an instant at my response, which I replied with disgust. Se-hee and I pointed it out in surprise, but the staff selling various goods next to us glanced at it.
“Oh, sorry.”
“No. Rest in peace there.”
“Never mind us.”
I wasn’t sorry for being noisy at work. It wasn’t that I didn’t feel sorry for that, but it was a problem for me to flirt with women while my wife was working on the other side of the thin-paneled wall.
“Oh right.”
In order to avoid their suspicions, I brought up the topic that Minah and I talked about earlier. He complained while holding a small board game box and showing it to Mawang and Sehee.
“No, do you know who this is? Here, boy.”
“Ummm, I’ve seen it before.”
“Ah! Aren’t you his brother? Are you exactly the same as when you were younger?”
“Oh, is it me? So what did I say to Mina? What if my photos are stolen? Then he said he would pay with a kiss.”
“Haha, isn’t the pay too expensive just because you only have half a face?”
“You can just use this. It’s a picture you wouldn’t even recognize if you didn’t look closely, but he’s getting another kiss.”
“Why not. I’m going to brag about my wife, why?”
She boasted as if she were telling the staff to listen to her guarantee, which was so sweet. She calmed her doubts like this, and after lunch they discussed, laughing and chatting, how she would get around the circus.