Chapter 1083 – ASMR
As usual, I was shopping at the mart. At the king’s request to eat sweet chicken, she chose fertilized eggs and aspartame and stood in front of the checkout counter.
“Hello.”
“Go quickly. Plaguy.”
“Uh? What?”
The person who greeted me at the cash register with a gruff voice was none other than Taeyeon. She stood alone with her arms crossed and examined the items I had brought.
“Hey. What. What are you going to do?”
“No, I’m going to try chicken.”
“Chicken? Aren’t you buying beer?”
“No, no, I’m not going to live at home. But why are you here?”
“What am I?”
“You can’t work.”
It would be impossible for a civil servant to hold a concurrent position, but Taeyeon stood at the cash register wearing an apron. When asked about it, Taeyeon nodded as if she knew why she did it, and she spat out an absurd statement.
“The police quit.”
“What? Why?”
“No, if I do that, I won’t be able to keep seeing you. So I quit.”
“What?!”
“No.”
Taeyeon tried to repeat what she said earlier as if she knew I hadn’t heard. But she grimaced and what came out of her mouth was a completely different sound.
“Jjibujak, jjong, jjeup, jjubub”
“Uh? What?”
“Jjubu bub, jjong, jjabujak, jjabak!”
No matter how many times I asked, what Taeyeon said was the same. As I listened to the sound of something thick and slimy with a blank expression on my face, I realized that this was a dream.
“…”
Jjibujak, jjabujak, jjajak, pair
Even when I woke up, the squeaking noise continued. I stayed still without opening my eyes, trying to figure out what was going on.
I was now lying on my bed in my room, looking at the ceiling, and felt no discomfort in my limbs. If I had to pick one thing that was different from usual, it would be that an artificial scent lingers on the tip of my nose.
“…”
Sniff
I opened my eyes at the smell like a scented eraser. I could see the ceiling right in the darkness I had grown accustomed to sleeping in, and when I turned my gaze to the side, I saw a demon with silver hair that seemed to glow softly.
“… !”
Jjajak, jjuub, jjubbub, jubu bub, jjak
Even in the dark, the demon king smiled brightly and wiggled his hand in my ear. Every time that happened, I heard the squeaking sound I had heard in my dream earlier.
“What, what?”
“What, are you awake?”
I didn’t know what the hell it was, so I announced that I had woken up. Realizing that I was awake, the demon king removed his clumsy hands, raised his smiling head, and whispered softly.
“Liquid monsters, A, S, M, R~~~, the first.”
“… What?”
“Oh, don’t get up. Come on, go to sleep.”
I was so dumbfounded that I was about to get up, so I held out my hand that I had taken while growing up. Then it started making the same noise again.
Jjibujak, jjeop, jjeook, jjubub
“No, what is it?”
“Oh, really. Please don’t wake up!”
“If it were you, wouldn’t you wake up?”
Bringing something strange to the ear of a sleeping person and making noise.
I couldn’t stand it and got out of bed. Now, having changed to a sitting position, I suddenly came to see the demon king sitting next to the bed in the middle of the night and asked.
“What’re you doing?”
“Haha, didn’t I just say that? ASMR.”
“No, what are you doing all of a sudden? I was sleeping well.”
“It’s all thanks to Jim. Thanks to this, liquid monster.”
“A liquid monster?”
I knew what it was. It was a popular toy among children, and I had seen Jenna play with it. But I didn’t know why the demon king came to visit me in the middle of the night and play with it by my ear.
“Come on, go to sleep.”
The demon lord sat up and down while talking in a bright voice that didn’t match midnight. In the meantime, he didn’t stop his hand holding the liquid monster.
Squeak, squeak, squeak
“Jim will do it by your ear. Come on, lie down”
“No. Don’t And I woke up because of you.”
“Hmm, I’m sorry.”
“No, you can just sleep. Why are not you sleeping?”
“I can’t sleep.”
“Why are you sleeping, ah?”
It was the demon king who got very tired after having a child on the ship. That’s why he became more likely to take naps, and today he slept all day except for the time to eat and go to the gym.
“Then come here.”
In this case, this was the special drug. Fluttering the blanket over her, she opened the space for the demon king to enter, but she shook her head.
“Um, okay.”
“Why. Are you going to keep doing ASMR?”
“That’s right.”
“Ah, a little.”
“Instead, by switching opponents.”
“… Who?”
At the moment, the tempting words flashed my spirit. The Demon King must have noticed my condition, and in a voice full of laughter, he informed me of the next target.
“It’s Sehee.”
Flutter!
“Let’s go.”
Haha!”
“Shh!”
Haha.”
Now fully awakened. Kicking off the blanket and getting down from the bed, I looked at the demon king and asked.
“But are you going to do a liquid monster for Sehee too?”
“Ha ha, of course not. It’s no fun if you repeat it.”
“Then what are you going to do? Do you have any thoughts?”
“Um…”
The demon king did not answer right away. I put the liquid monster I was playing with into a container while letting out a low moan as if I was trying to show off my thoughts.
“Ah! You!”
Then he looked up at me as if he had just remembered something.
“I want an apple!”
“Apologize?”
“Hmm! Apologize!”
At first, I didn’t know what he was talking about and I just frowned. However, after realizing that among the ASMR videos uploaded on the Internet, there are mukbangs, I raised my eyebrows in the dark.
“Okay. Let’s eat an apple.”
Haha.”
“Let’s go. Hurry.”
“Okay. Don’t rush me.”
I waited for the demon king to wake up and left my room together. Before going to Sehee’s room, I went to the kitchen to prepare the equipment.
“Turn on the lights?”
“Hmm. Tall.”
Widely!
When I was told that I could turn it on, I immediately pressed the light switch. My eyes suddenly brightened and my face frowned on its own, but after a while my eyes adjusted to the light and I saw the demon king facing me.
Haha, hurry up and get ready.”
The Demon King, holding a liquid monster barrel in one hand, smiled mischievously. I smiled at her, and she went straight to her refrigerator, opened her door, and pulled out two apples the size of her fist.
“Uh, hey. This too.”
While taking the apples to the sink to wash them, Ma Wang rummaged through the upper cabinet and pulled out konjac cup noodles. Then he mentioned another scapegoat in our house.
“Use this for Mina.”
“Oh, good. Good.”
Haha, that’s why you got married. Because I like it.”
“It’s not. I married you because I love you.”
“Hmm! That’s right!”
We laughed and exchanged a few more words, then turned off the kitchen lights and moved to Sehee’s room. In front of the room we arrived at, we held the doorknob and looked at each other.
“… !”
The demon king’s mischievous eyes seemed to shine even in the dark. He made eye contact with her and talked to her without making a sound.
Three, if you do, you will open the door.
Uh ok
One, two, three!
Dalgrak
I grabbed the doorknob of Sehee’s room and carefully twisted it. I turned around as much as I could and opened the door and went in, killing as many signs as possible.
“Sue… Suuuuu…”
Se-hee, who was lying on the bed in her own room, was sleeping soundly like I had been before. From now on, laughter leaked out as we slept, not knowing what to do.
“Puha, cuuu!”
Took!
“Haha, okay.”
I lightly tapped the demon king who had practiced it and warned her, and as she did earlier, I sat next to her bedside and prepared her ASMR.
Well, give it
So, here.
The Demon King, who was handed the apple, took it to his mouth as if he would bite it at any moment. I stood beside her, holding her breasts pounding with joy and anticipation, and watching her bow at the bedside of her baby brother.
“… !”
The demon king looked at me right before executing it.
Are you ready, g?
Ready, cow!
Haha.”
As we met eyes and nodded, the demon king smiled a little. And after a few seconds, I started ASMR by biting into an apple.
Agjak!
“Chwup, jjong!”
“Cheup?!”
At the sound of sucking the juice, I almost burst into bread.
“Cheup! Kut! Hehe!”
It was the same with the Demon King. I couldn’t even suck the juice in the first bite and laughed with my shoulders shaking.
“Hee hee!”
“Kkeuk! Chew! Cold! Hehe!”
“Yes… ? Huh… ?”
I was doing this right next to him, but there was no way Sehee could keep sleeping. He looked back at us who were doing this while moaning drunkenly from sleep.
“Uh, yes, what, what is it? What, sister? Brother?”
“Kuhuhhhhh” … !”
“Uh, Se, Sehee. Awake, awake… ?”
“What? Suddenly? What are you doing?”
Her older sister was eating an apple next to her sleeping, and her husband was laughing while watching it. Witnessing such a scene in her sleep, Se-hee tried to wake up in bewilderment, just like I did earlier.
“Oh, Sehee. Keep sleeping continue. Big!”
“No, that’s right. Saehee… ! Lie down, stay Luggage, luggage, puheub!”
“What are you doing? Now?”
“We, he, A, ASMR. I’ll do it. Just sleep Whoops!”
“No, that’s right. Sehee, luggage, ahaha!”
“AS, MR?”
Se-hee, who asked in a sleepy voice, was not much different from me from a moment ago. Of course, the decision made after hearing all the circumstances was the same.
“Great. Come on.”
Flutter!
Seeing Sehee, who was the same even when she kicked off the blanket and got up, the demon king smiled lightly. I saw that and told Minah what to do.
“Haha! I knew it!”
“Minah is a cup ramen mukbang.”
“Cup noodles? It will be fun.”
Now three of us, we happily whispered our plans and left the room. We didn’t even know that Mina would soon notice our presence and open her eyes.