Chapter 1100 – Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. Damn, It Smells So Fucking Good

Taeyeon wasn’t the type to chat on the phone. She only called when there was something like a visit to my house or something to ask of her.

-Oh! Hey! Yay! Hey! My boyfriend! Yay! Hey baby!

So when I called while drunk, I had no choice but to panic.

– No, fuck! Hey! I! Uh! If you want to call! Uh! You don’t have to answer! You bastard! Uh!

“Hmm?”

“Is that your aunt?”

“You seem very drunk.”

The same was true of the wives who were watching TV sitting side by side on the sofa in the living room. She looked at me, taken aback by Taeyeon’s drunken voice that seemed to pierce her smartphone.

“Uh, uh. Taeyeon. Uh, why is that?”

After years of meeting her, she was helpless to answer the first time. Taeyeon got drunk on me and yelled at me with a twisted tone.

– Why is that, dude! I drank some alcohol, damn it! Uh! I know how to drink too! I know!

“Uh, yes.”

-Yes, dear? Yes dear? No, fuck hey! Hey dude! You, dude! My girlfriend became a rice cake with alcohol, uh! Ugh! Hey! Hey! Give me! Don’t give up!

After a bit of an argument, her voice changed from Taeyeon’s to that of a slightly familiar man.

-Uh, hello? Are you Mr. Jiheon?

“Yes. By the way who are you?”

– That’s me! I! Sergeant Jeong Tae-yeon, adverb demand!

“Ah! Ah! Yes hello!”

I couldn’t come out nice when I found out that Taeyeon, who was so drunk that I couldn’t tell, had a strange man. However, I quickly let go of my guard and asked the fact that he was a co-worker I had met a few times.

“But what happened?”

– What happened! Bastard! You had a drink!

-Seniors! Please!

It seemed like Taeyeon suffered a lot. After arguing for a bit, he resumed the call and told me what had happened.

-I had some work today, so I had a drink. But the senior drank a lot. Could you please come pick me up?

“Ah yes! Where is it! I’ll go right now! By driving!”

“?!”

“?!”

“…”

It wasn’t really a strong answer because it was an opportunity to drive. It was because I was so worried about Taeyeon who was drunk, but my wives didn’t even know what I was thinking and tensed up as if they would jump out at any moment.

-No! You don’t have to!

In the meantime, the adverb number left a disappointing word.

-This is the entrance to Jiheon’s apartment! All you have to do is come out!

“Uh, isn’t Taeyeon’s sister’s apartment?”

-Yes! Right now, ●●●● is the front door of the apartment!

“Ah, yes. That’s right…”

My heart, which was filled with worries about Taeyeon, sagged like a deflated balloon. My wives, similar to me, but differently, stretched their bodies with relief.

“All right.”

Once disappointed, no, relieved, I got up from the sofa. She reconfirmed with Subun, the viceroy, as she thought of a coat to wear over her dressing gown to go outside.

“Can we go to the front door right now?”

-Yes! Would you please

“Wait. I’ll be there in five minutes.”

-I wish you could come sooner! Ugh! Uh! Seniors! Senior, it’s dangerous!

After Taeyeon said something as if she was doing something, the phone hung up. I turned to my wives as I put the phone in my pants pocket.

“Taeyeon was drunk a lot. She is going to meet her now, does she have someone to go with?”

“Hmm.”

The first person to raise his hand was none other than the Demon King. But the words that came out of that mouth were just nonsense.

“Jim will be here. It could be indirect drinking.”

“It’s not like smoking, what is indirect drinking? Just tell me you’re not going.”

“Then I won’t go.”

“Ah, a little.”

He scolded the mischievous Demon King, who was heavy with having a baby, by stroking it with silver hair. Meanwhile, Sehee looked up at me with dark blue eyes and asked.

“Brother. It seems like Auntie was drunk a lot.”

“Uh, no. It’s okay. You don’t go.”

“I didn’t ask because I didn’t want to go.”

“And don’t laugh at that.”

He scolded Se-hee in the same way as her older sister. Unlike the demon king, since he was stroking his black hair like the night sky, Mina quietly stood up.

“Jiheon. I will be with you.”

“Oh, will you?”

“Yes. So please stroke my hair too.”

“I will take care of it even if you don’t tell me. Ruler.”

“Thank you.”

I was standing and there was a slight height difference, so I needed to step up a little. Even so, Mina’s cuteness didn’t change.

Anyway, since the number of people to go was also decided, she had to move quickly. Mina and I simply put on our outerwear and headed to the front door.

“What! When you come, buy melo ●!”

“I’m just coffee.”

“Noisy! Meh, only I will buy it!”

“I will buy the coffee.”

After receiving a simple errand, we went out into the streets at night with a chilly wind blowing. As I approached the main gate by walking along the path built into the complex, I heard a familiar voice.

“No, fuck!”

Beyond the convenience store located at the front gate, I could see Taeyeon having a brawl. She was so drunk that she was arguing with her second gunner, oblivious to noise.

“I’m not drunk! Since I’m not drunk, let’s go for the second round! Secondary!”

“We went all the way to the 3rd!”

“Hey! Mr., Then you shouldn’t be able to go to the 4th! 4th!”

“Joe, wait a minute! Because I called my boyfriend.”

“Then fuck it! Shouldn’t he go to the 4th car too! No, no, that’s it you just go If you go alone with him, you get 1. Huh. Haha!”

Just looking at it from afar gave me a headache. As she was thinking about how to take Taeyeon, who was drunk to the point of being completely different from usual, Mina pulled her foot away.

“Jiheon. I will buy Mero and coffee at the convenience store.”

“Oh, hey! Let’s go together!”

“It’s not possible. You must not let others see the boyfriend you called with another woman.”

It wasn’t that Mina was wrong. She called her boss’s boyfriend, but if she came with another woman, she could have a misunderstanding. Of course, it’s not a completely wrong idea, but I wanted to minimize that.

“Okay.”

She thought for a second and nodded at Minah.

“I’m buying some snacks at the convenience store. Taeyeon will bring it.”

“Yes, I understand.”

After a brief chat, she and Mina walked to the front door. Minah entered the convenience store on her way, and I called Taeyeon without changing direction.

“Sister! Taeyeon’s older sister!”

“Oh, what?”

“Seniors! Boy friend! Your boyfriend is here!”

There was someone else, so I called with awareness of the age difference. Taeyeon looked back at me under the brightly lit street lamp, and suddenly she got angry and came running.

“Hey! Why come so late!”

“Uh, sorry.”

“Go away! You bastard!”

At the same time she told me to leave, she rushed in and hugged me. She, who always gave off a savory scent of milk, this time smelled of her alcohol as well, sticking to her.

“I fucking missed you so much!”

“Uh, uh! Wait for a sec! Stand on all fours! On all fours!”

“Ah! Go away! Go away! I will not! Hug you!”

Taeyeon used her arms and legs to cling to her as if she were a koala. Her Taeyeon, who is about the same height as I, was doing this, so she was a little troubled, but I supported her hips with both of her hands so she wouldn’t slip.

Hehe! You fucking bastard.”

As I helped her hang on, Taeyeon smiled and buried her face in her shoulder. She was so cute when she was pampered like a baby while normally she was ticklish.

“Eutcha!”

“Uh, hey, hello.”

As I was fixing her slightly lifted and hugged posture, her assistant shooter approached me. While he apologized first, she told Taeyeon why she was doing this.

“Sorry. Something happened at work today. I drank a lot because of that.”

“Yes? Work? What happened to him like this?”

“What am I! What am I, bitch! What am I doing! Ok! Whoa, haaaaa. Damn, it smells so fucking good uhhhhh… !!! Haaaaa… !!!”

Burying my face in the nape of my neck and breathing deeply didn’t seem particularly normal. The only sane people like this were the demon king, Sehee, and Minah.

“Uh, that’s it…”

Even though I asked with a stiff face, the adverb was reluctant to answer. As if contemplating whether to listen to it or not, I lowered my eyes and heard Taeyeon say something.

“Hey! You fuck just say it You really, I will kill you.”

“Taeyeon, what are you doing?”

“Yes, I understand. I will be quiet.”

Taeyeon threatened with a growl in a low voice. While she was embarrassed to see her genuine anger, the adverb number nodded saying she knew. Then she said she would go soon, and she turned to the other side.

“Then, I’ll just go in.”

“Ah yes. Thank you for bringing me.”

“No. My senior asked me to come first. Oh. If you wake up, tell me to get some rest because I paid half tomorrow. Because the manager also allowed it.”

Seeing that she even paid half a car, it didn’t seem like a tolerable thing. Of course, I could tell just by looking at him drunk enough to cling to me like a baby.

“Let’s go, Taeyeon.”

“Ok. Hehe.”

She turned around with Taeyeon in her arms as she watched the adverb water move away. As I started to walk to Minah’s convenience store, Taeyeon patted my back again with her embracing hand.

Tak Tak Tak Tak

“Hey. Hey hey hey. Hey. Hey hey.”

“You can call me just once. But why.”

“Let’s go get a drink, heheung.”

“What kind of drink is this? While drunk like this.”

“Go away. I’m not drunk, you asshole.”

“You are drunk. And that’s what a drunk person is talking about?”

“I wasn’t drunk! You bastard!”

“Then get down here and talk!”

“Eeeing! I hate that! I want to stay here!”

Oh, that was just a little cute.

It would be a lie if I said I wasn’t ashamed of the number of people passing through the front door of the apartment. However, if Taeyeon acted as cute as she is now, she was willing to go home like this. Plenty of that too.

“Hello, Taeyeon.”

As she was walking with her oversized baby in her arms, she bumped into Minah coming out of a convenience store. Holding a plastic bag that looked lighter than mine, she acted as nothing when she saw Taeyeon.

“What? Uh, hey! Hey, you fucking bitch!”

“What?! Taeyeon!”

Taeyeon, who was looking over her shoulder at her darling Mina, suddenly went down. Then she jumped up like she did to me and she clung to Mina too.

“Ah, fuck. So damn soft I love it.”

“What’re you doing?!”

“Go away, you asshole! Are you fucking fucking hard about a topic that’s hard on your chest!”

Taeyeon buried her face in Mina’s voluptuous breasts and rubbed her head. When she saw that, she wasn’t quite drunk either, she thought.