Chapter 11 – What Are You Doing?

I woke up to the morning sunlight penetrating my eyelids. She tossed and turned over her body without even opening her eyes to sleep. Then, an unexpected pain ached all over her body. Why am I sick, I thought in my sleep, then I remembered what happened yesterday.

I was beaten so much that I didn’t die last night for eating pizza + giving dating advice. If I wasn’t a hero, it wouldn’t be strange if I died from exhaustion. No, I’d rather be a normal person. If that’s the case, dying would have been easier.

Still, I was glad that today was a public class. I hit the Geumgong River to play with my friends and became a badass, so the days I was alone increased by one more day. I didn’t know if I would use it this way, but I still have to use today to rest.

Well done, me at the time of course registration.

I thanked the past me and tried to fall asleep again with my eyes closed. Then a woman’s voice was heard.

“Warrior… Rise up, warrior… “

After hearing this, I wondered if I had come to another world again. There were times when I was almost hit by a car and went there, so it wasn’t that there wasn’t a chance that I would go in my sleep. I’ve been there once, so I’ll get used to it more than the first time, but I slowly opened my eyes hoping that this was a dream.

That’s how there was my familiar room in front of my eyes. What was different from usual was that the demon king was wearing a dark blue sweatpants and dancing bizarrely.

“Hero, Hu! When and after! Wake up Genga! After!”

When I opened my eyes, the demon king’s dance began to intensify. A round object that looked like it was made by bending a thin plate was raised and lowered with both hands. At the same time, he was raising his knees alternately and doing something he didn’t know what the hell.

He asked, raising his body throbbing with muscle pain and bruises from being struck by the bamboo sword.

“What are you doing?”

“After! Wake up after! Did it happen! After!”

He didn’t stop dancing even as he turned his head towards me. I could see a few strands of silver hair clinging to her cheeks and going into her mouth.

Every time I saw him, I thought that his doll-like beauty was a waste of money. But he never thought that he would rather be ugly than he is today.

I got up and put away the blanket I was sleeping on. I asked while washing my face with my bare hands, raising his hand to shake off the energy of sleep.

“No, what are you doing?”

“Look, I don’t know! Exercise, the middle age!”

“Why are you exercising in my room?”

I looked at the demon king with a somewhat awake face. What she was holding was Ring Fit, one of the Switch games.

… But I don’t have Ring Fit?

Thinking of that, she raised her head and another thought came to her mind. I was alone until I went to bed yesterday. But when I woke up, the demon king could not exist.

“How did you get in?”

After the dance, the demon king said while holding the game tool in front of his chest.

“I entered after entering the password.”

“Did I ever teach you?”

“Do you really need to teach me? I saw you playing yesterday.”

“You’re a home invasion.”

Now that I’m used to the demon king’s eccentricities to some extent, I’m not too angry. I just thought ‘why is he doing that?’.

I got up and sat on the edge of the bed to see what the demon king was doing. But the demon king turned off the game.

“Hey, why are you off?”

“I was only going to do it until you woke up. I woke up, so shouldn’t I stop now?”

“Is that so? Look away.”

I got out of bed and tried to go to the bathroom. The room was narrow, so it was a path that had to pass by the demon lord. Watching her sweat and the redness on her face, she suddenly noticed something that bothered her.

“You stay still for a moment.”

He raised her hand and brought it to her face.

“Hmm? What are you doing… !”

“Be still.”

I stretched out my fingers and stroked her soft, sweaty cheeks. There was a sense of heterogeneity among the wet and smooth textures. He pulled out her hair, which was the cause, in the devil’s mouth.
Wiping the Demon King’s sweaty fingers on her sweatpants, she said.

“Is it delicious to eat hair?”

“Oh oh… “

“But why do you sweat and exercise when you come to someone else’s house? Get out of the way now, go to the bathroom.”

“Okay, okay.”

Unlike usual, the Demon King was strangely quiet. I passed her and headed to her bathroom. Just before opening the door and entering, the demon king said.

“Hey, you know how to make a woman’s heart beat faster than you think?”

“What are you talking about? It must be because you exercised.”

“I don’t think so.”

I ignored that and closed the bathroom door. Now, as I was raising the toilet seat cover and lowering my pants, I remembered that the devil was in the house.

It was. There was a demon king!

The moment I thought that there was a woman in the house, I realized how embarrassing I had been. When he was a warrior, he often did this to his men with long hair. With that habit, he stopped doing the same thing to the demon king.

Today I sat on the toilet and did my errands so I wouldn’t hear the sound of peeing. Washing her hands, which she doesn’t normally do, she thought about how the demon king would have received it.

Right before entering, the demon king told me he knew how to ‘know a woman’. What she meant was that I made her throb. However, the face of the demon king who said that was not very different from before. Even if her face was red, it was because she had just worked out.

First of all, I had to get out of the bathroom, it was obvious that I would be suspicious if I stayed here.

I opened the door and carefully looked outside. The demon king was standing in the same position as before, looking this way. With a confident face as usual, she said this as soon as she met her eyes with mine.

“If you have such weak urination, you won’t be loved by women!”

Oh no! Well, the devil can’t do that. This is the guy who ate pizza yesterday.

“It’s like sitting down and packing!”

I shouted with a relieved heart and left the bathroom. As I passed the kitchen, opposite the bathroom door, I saw a white envelope on it that wasn’t there the day before. Upon discovering it, the Demon King spoke first.

“That’s your morning. Come on, eat.”

“What is this?”

“Of course it’s toast in the morning.”

“Well, thank you first.”

I rummaged through the envelope and took out a piece of toast wrapped in tinfoil. It had been lukewarm since it had come for a while. I peeled off the tinfoil, took a bite, and walked to the demon king.

The demon king separated the console from the ring pit and attached it to the switch body standing on the desk. Even with the black belt wrapped around my thigh, when I took out the console, I bit into the toast again and asked.

“Why are you here?”

“Does it look like Jim came to play with you?”

“I think you came to play.”

“That is the correct answer, warrior. I’ll give you a switch as a reward.”

The demon king handed over the ‘my’ switch. He accepted it and tried to say something, but the temperature of the switch was unusual.

“It is so hot! How long have you been playing the game?”

“Jim warmed it up. Serve it like toast.”

“Since when have you been here?”

“It’s hot. Let’s say ho-ho and blow on it so you don’t burn your tongue.”

The Demon King who keeps talking nonsense. She sat down in front of the backpack she assumed she had brought, inserting her ring fit parts. She didn’t stop there and took out a small pouch from there.

“Oh, can you get me some game chips? I forgot.”

As she said that, she unzipped the pouch. It contained numerous game chips. Glancing at my meager gaming chips, which were only 5 in comparison, she took them out of the game console. Upon receiving it, the demon king put it in her pouch and took out another one and gave it to me.

“Ruler.”

It was a game for me too. She had very little self-esteem and she said it.

“I have… “

“Lick it.”

“Will you lick it!”

She returned the chip intact. The demon king asked while putting it back in her pouch, opening her eyes wide.

“Why do you do that?”

“Why are you doing that?”

“This is something Jim hasn’t licked yet. I’m giving you the first chance to lick it.”

“It only tastes strangely bitter, so what are you licking?”

“That bitter taste is good! Have you ever licked a chip?”

“I did it once or twice! So, have you licked all the chips?”

“Isn’t it natural? So, hasn’t anyone licked those chips over there yet?”

“Yes.”

“I can’t bear it because it’s pitiful!”

Then, the demon king suddenly rose from his seat and stretched out his hand toward the game packages on the desk. I hurriedly picked up my packages.

“Why are you like this?”

“To lick your poor chips?”

Then you’ll feel weird every time you play! I held back while trying to say it.

“Is it strange?”

“It’s not strange!”

After hearing my words, the demon king went back to his seat with a sullen expression. Even so, he didn’t stop complaining.

“Ah! You poor chips will never feel human warmth.”

“I don’t need it.”

“Then lick this chip.”

The demon king took out a game package from his bag and handed it over. He accepts a game where he builds his own house on a deserted island, but finds that the packaging hasn’t even been peeled off.

“Is this new?”

“Of course, isn’t it? I bought it yesterday to be with you.”

The Demon King was taking out the same game chip from his pouch.

I wouldn’t know if it was a meal or two, but it was burdensome to accept a game that cost tens of thousands of won. I told this to the demon king who took out his switch from his backpack.

She said as she pressed the power button.

“Don’t be burdened. This is nothing in Jim’s possessions.”

“I’d still be in a position to get pocket money.”

“Jim doesn’t get pocket money. I make money with my part-time job.”

“Alba? What part-time job?”

“Hmm… “

The Demon King tilted his head. He seemed to be contemplating what to say.

“Well, it’s roughly like a one-season business. It’s not illegal, so don’t worry.”

“I’m more sorry if I received it because I was part-time.”

“Then think of it as the settlement money you hit yesterday.”

“Okay!”

As soon as I heard that, I immediately opened the package. To be honest, if I add up the amount of money I was beaten and dragged around yesterday, it wasn’t worth tens of thousands of won. Of course, there was some agreement between them. Still, one or two meals were not enough.

“Are you getting it pretty cool?”

… I also wanted to get the game.

I opened the package and took out the game chip. I inserted a chip into the game machine that was as warm as the devil’s heart, and waited for the game to be installed. In the meantime, the demon king turned on the game first and was playing.

I asked the demon king who was concentrating on the game.

“But why are you here?”

“Didn’t you say you came to play?”

“Are you really here to play?”

“Yes. Actually, I saw your switch here yesterday and decided to come over.”

“Why. Was it a dream to break into your friend’s room and play console games?”

“Yes! You know me!”

It was meant to be sarcastic, but the demon king answered so brightly that I was speechless. She lowered her head, which she had been listening to in response, and continued her words, concentrating on the game.

“Besides, it was a dream to go to the movies together after lunch.”

“Do you want to see a movie for lunch? Aren’t you considering my schedule?”

“Anyway, don’t you have any friends except for your luggage?”

“… Chet!”

The truth is more annoying.

“And I’ll take a shower here before I go out.”

“Ah!”