Chapter 147 – Acute Alcoholism, Exhaustion, and Fractures

Oh, my stomach hurts… !

I woke up with an intolerable headache. In addition, a bitter stomach and burning thirst opened my eyes.

When I opened my eyes, it wasn’t the usual bedroom wallpaper. In my dark vision, I could see a cloth ceiling, and I could hear insects chirping through the cloth.

I thought about why I was sleeping here, and I remembered that I was camping with the demon king. In addition, even the men who tried to flirt with her.

I drank the alcohol they gave me and stretched out. My last memory was that Se-hee, who had come with me, said she was going to pick up her sister. The reason I was sleeping in the tent was probably moved to this place by the demon king and Minah.

… But isn’t it too quiet outside?

With an ominous feeling, I opened the zipper and left the tent. As expected, no one was outside. Until I went, the charcoal was burning red only in the brazier where the meat was grilled.

Contrary to here, the place with foreign cars was noisy. As if a festival had taken place, along with the sound of loud music, there was the sound of women’s giggling laughter.

I hurriedly put on my shoes and ran towards it. As I was leaving, I hoped nothing would happen. Unless it’s what I imagined… !

When I finally reached my destination, I immediately got nauseated.

The appearance of the women who had been grilling and eating meat with me a while ago was shocking.

“Uh ha ha! What about you, are you going to give up already? Aren’t you manly?”

“Roll right, roll left.”

“Oh my, are you scared?”

I put up with the stomach that seemed to rise due to a hangover and sudden exercise, and carefully observed what the demon king was doing.

The demon king, sitting between the two women, poured beer into the glass in his hand. I filled up a glass that looked like it was almost a liter, and, so drunk that I forgot to hide my original tone, I handed it out to the man sitting across from me.

“I will ask you again. You can give up here.”

“When I stir! Poor wife!”

The man with his tongue twisted to the point of being twisted said excitedly with a red face. Looking closely, he was the first hunting man to come.

When the demon king heard what he said, he raised his hand to one of his ears as if mocking and asked.

“What are you saying? Can’t hear him very well?”

“No exhalation!”

“Okay! Drink it with pleasure! Jam!”

“Jap! Gulp!”

The two of them raised their glasses and started drinking beer at the same time. What stood out at this time was the women sitting next to the Demon King. They were rooting for my girlfriend, not their party.

“Mind. Sour. La! Mind. Sour. La!”

“Sister! Cheer up, sister!”

Being cheered on, she quickly emptied her glass, but the man couldn’t keep up. After all, it was when he hadn’t even drunk a third.

“Gulp, gulp… Pooh!”

He collapsed, spouting the contents through his nose. Then the Demon King hurriedly stretched out his hand.

“Ouch, isn’t it dangerous?”

What she grabbed was not the man’s collar, but the cup he was holding.

“If it breaks, you could get hurt.”

“Please give me Java… 100 million.”

After saying that, Huntingnam, who came first, fell back. The women who saw it cheered and congratulated the demon king.

“Sister hee hee!”

“So cool!”

“Hehe, this is Jim! This is Baek So-hee! Uhahahaha, oh-oh-oh, haha!”

Even when I laughed and burped, the women continued to cheer.

I turned my head away from feeling sick for reasons other than a hangover. This time, it was Se-hee who gave the soldier a treat. Every time she gave an order, he followed her instructions without saying anything.

“Get down.”

“Get down!”

“Stand up.”

“Stand up!”

“Sit down.”

“Sit down!”

“Get up, don’t sit down.”

“Wake up, oh fuck!”

“Sir Baal?”

“Ha, ha, no!”

“Did I hear you clearly? You called me a fuck Alright, do 50 push-ups.”

“Yes?”

I couldn’t quite understand what was going on. A soldier who had just become a captain was being teased by a high school girl.

The soldier looked at Se-hee as if he was dissatisfied with the instruction to do 50 push-ups. Then her eyes met with me behind her, and she, who was looking at me with her arms crossed, followed suit and turned her head to find me.

Seeing me, she greeted me with a nod of her head without loosening her arms.

“Are you awake, brother?”

“Uh, yes… “

“Did you wake up sooner than expected?”

“What is this?”

“What is it? They asked us to play with them, so they are playing with us.”

After answering that, Se-hee untied her arms and tried to show the phone she was holding.

“Brother, would you like to look at this?”

“Poo, do 50 push-ups! One! Two! Three!”

Then he made a face that he didn’t want to do, and suddenly started doing push-ups. It seemed as if Sehee was desperately blocking what she was trying to show.

Ugh!

At that moment, the cell phone in my pocket vibrated. When I took it out and checked it, there was a text message from Se-hee.

Sehee: I’ll show you later.

As she turned off her screen and tried to look at her again, Se-hee turned her attention to the soldier doing her push-up.

“Mister, am I a bad person?”

“Seventeen! Yeol, eight! Ha, ha, no! Nineteen! Omg! Omg!”

“But why make bad people? Yes?”

“S, Smuul! Sorry, sorry! Twenty, twenty… !”

“It’s hard? Take a break if you are tired. Are you okay.”

“Thank you! Ha, ha, ha!”

At that, the man immediately fell to the ground. Even as a soldier, it seemed difficult to do a push-up while drunk.

Seeing that, Sehee raised her phone again.

“So I’m bored. I’m bored, so I have to do social media. Anything worth posting?”

“!”

He hurriedly started doing push-ups again.

“I-I will make it fun for you! Twenty one! Twenty two! Twenty three!”

“Mister, that is not so.”

“Yes?”

“Since I stopped halfway, I have to count from the beginning.”

“Yes?”

“No, I do not want? Brother! Come here!”

“No! I’ll do it! One! Two! Three!”

“You don’t have to come, brother.”

Se-hee told me in front of him who was struggling to survive.

“Brother. There is water on the table over there, so take a break while drinking water.”

“Yea, I got it!”

Without a word, I headed to the table she pointed to. I passed by the demon king drinking with women and picked up a mineral water bottle.

I found Mina while drinking water. She was preparing to arm wrestle with a man. As the two held hands across the table, a woman placed her hand on it.

“Preparation… Start!”

“Ughhhhh!”

At the same time as we started, the man who threw the dust on us let out a bizarre spirit. He gave strength until his face turned bright red, but Mina’s hand that was holding him did not slip over.

Seeing him like that, Mina raised her hand pretending to yawn teasingly.

“Haam, are you really bored?”

“Ouch… !”

“Sister! Cheer up!”

The woman who is the referee did not remain neutral and cheered for Minah. Supported, she leisurely looked around.

“Hmm, what should I do, huh?”

Then, our eyes met, and Mina decided her match.

“Uhhhhh!”

“Eight♥”

Pop! Hairy stone!

“… Uh?”

The man’s arm fell over with the sound of something hard breaking. He looked at his forearm that fell over with his blank face, realized it was fractured, and fell with a scream.

“Ouch! Arm! Arms!”

“Gwa, are you okay?”

Looking at the man who had collapsed and the woman who was worried about him, Minah said calmly.

“Oh, it seems you don’t drink milk often, do you? Maybe that’s why he kept looking at me. I’m sorry, but I’m here”

She lifted two chunks of her fat, each the size of her own melon, with her hands before she lowered them.

“It already has an owner.”

“Keuuugh!”

But the man was in no hurry to listen because of the pain. Looking down at him like that, Mina picked up her phone that she had put on her table and called her somewhere.

“Oh, hello, 119, right? There is a sick person here.”

She then looked around and pointed at each of the fallen men.

First, a man collapsed in front of a drinking demon with a woman on either side.

“Acute alcohol poisoning♩”

A man who fell on his face in front of Se-hee, gasping for breath and unable to move at all.

“Exhaustion and ♪”

This time, a man with a broken arm lying in front of him.

“It’s a fracture ♬”

She talked merrily as if she were ordering food, gave her location and hung up on her.

Meanwhile, the demon king, startled by the man’s scream, looked around and found me.

“Oh! You! Did you wake up!”

Then he dropped the woman next to him. He called me to the empty chair he made.

“Here! Sit here!”

“Uh, me?”

“Of course not! Come on!”

I sighed and went to where she called and sat down. Then the woman who moved to my left gave her thumb up to me.

“And! How did you drink it? Spiriters!”

“Yes?”

“I couldn’t even wear that?”

“Oh yeah?”

A woman who was drunk and aggressively approached me was awkward. The demon king intervened as if he understood my feelings.

“Whoops! Jim’s boyfriend is kind of amazing!”

“Is it so?”

“Do you know how great this man is? He was good-natured even after fighting a man with a knife. Yes!”

“Ah, lie!”

“It’s real! Didn’t you see the news?”

Even though they were in between, the conversation ended up being just the two of them. I tried to get up in an awkward mood, but I couldn’t because the demon king put his arm around my shoulder. In the end, I spent time drinking water quietly.

“Besides this guy in bed,”

“Hey! Wait, hey!”

“Hmm? Why?”

“It’s not why! Why are you talking like that!”

“Right!”

While the demon king was talking to the woman to my right, the alienated woman to her left interrupted.

“I heard that this person likes things a little coercive?”

“Did I already tell you?!”

Ignoring my words, the demon king retorted.

“Yes! This sleeper, what was it, low night? What is that!”

“Is it so? Oh oh… !”

The woman on the other side of the demon king looked down at me with a coy look. Even though she was wearing clothes, she was ashamed to be naked.

Meanwhile, drunk, she continued to talk.

“Besides, do you know how cutely he acts cute when Lee Ja is drunk? I don’t want to drink alcohol, I want to get drunk on this guy’s cuteness.”

Did I do aegyo?

I couldn’t stand the remark that I couldn’t pass over and asked the demon king.

“No, when did I act cute!”

“You don’t remember?”

“What memory!”

“I don’t seem to remember, haha! Then you should let me know!”

After saying that, the demon king raised a familiar transparent glass and poured it into a small one. I told her right away because it was her drink that I drank earlier.

“No! You can’t drink that!”

“Isn’t this how you act cute?”

“What? No! I’m not drinking!”

“Let’s see if you can do that. Min-ah! Sehee!”

When the demon king called out their names, their voices were heard from behind.

“Yes, did you call?”

“Yes, sister.”

“… Catch it.”

“Oh, hey!”

The two seized my arms one by one and subdued them before I had time to resist. In the meantime, the demon king brought a drink that smelled like acetone to his mouth.

“Hey! Don’t do it! Don’t do it, yup!”

“I’ll open my mouth!”

“Oops! Town! Town!”

When I didn’t open my mouth no matter what I did, the demon king held my nose and stopped breathing. The eccentricity did not end there.

“Min-ah! Just hit me on the side!”

“Yes, I understand.”

Puck!

“Keah, billion! Ugh!”

While I was screaming, the demon king poured alcohol into his open mouth. In addition, after covering her mouth to prevent her from spitting out, she hit her uvula and forced her to swallow.

Gulp!

Another icy fire traveled down my esophagus and into my stomach. Perhaps because of the remaining hangover, I got drunk faster than before.

“Ugh… !”

In the end, I lost consciousness at the last sound of an ambulance coming from afar.

“Would it be okay if he didn’t go to the hospital?”

“Well, we will take care of this one. Never mind.”

“You’re right. All you have to do is bring those three people.”

“Uhhh… “

“Sister! I’m going to wake you up!”

“What? Well, excuse me then! Thanks for coming!”

“Good job. I’ll just pick it up. That would be faster.”

“Huh? Brother! Don’t wake up yet! Ah, goodbye! Thank you for coming!”

“What are you doing there! Come quickly!”

“Yes, Demon King.”

“And you! Stop calling me the devil! Just call me Sohee!”

“… I understand, Sohee.”

“Sisters! Hurry!”

“Ugh? Moyaaaaa?”

“Brother, you woke up!”