Chapter 28 – I’ll Make You a Body That Can’t Go to the Army!

Purity, I think, was nothing different from a condom. It’s nice to have everything in the world when you use it, but when you pack it up, it’s thrown in the trash. There are cases where it goes into the toilet or falls on the street, but it is always the same to be thrown away.

It was the same with Jiheon. The girl she likes for 7 years, she even knows that she witnessed her kissing me.

I was probably happy for those 7 years. My heart pounded just from eye contact, and I felt like I was electrocuted when I touched my hand. But what is the result? It’s like kissing me, who we’ve only met for less than a week.

I tried not to laugh out loud when I drove past such an asshole. It was funny, but also pitiful at the same time.

It was because of his laziness that he stayed still even after seeing the girl he liked kissing another guy. But if he was born handsome and rich like me, it would be a different story. Realizing how stupid Yuri is, he must have been happy to meet another bitch right away. It was all just a normal thing to do.

Anyway, I thought Jiheon was nothing more than an asshole. It was completely unacceptable for him to meet Sohee sunbaenim.

I’ve seen many women, but this is the first time I’ve seen someone like you. It wasn’t because of his crazy behavior, but because of his appearance. She had silver hair that looked like it was made of platinum, and she was a type of beauty you would never see in Korea. I wanted to see her groan under me.

At first, I thought I would be able to seduce him right away after seeing the otaku-like way of speaking and shabby tracksuits. Otaku girls have no tolerance for handsome men like me, so they blushed just by approaching me. Pretty kids were rare, but in some cases, they went to a motel the same day they met.

But all the senior wanted was Jiheon. I didn’t even look at it, leaving only Jiheon next to me who couldn’t protect a woman he liked.

It wasn’t because they didn’t look at me that I was annoyed. I was annoyed that he chose the keuty Jiheon. I felt like I was worse than that.

No matter who sees it, I am the one who gets along with my seniors, and things got twisted because I went crazy with that thought.

Those bastards posted an article and everyone noticed what I did. I didn’t have to worry too much about the women’s side, but my family was the problem. My older sister and older brother cut off contact, and my parents told me to go abroad to get some fresh air until things calmed down.

I noticed that this was the first step towards abandoning me. Because I also threw away the troublesome years like this.

Right after I went to study abroad, I would give them plenty of money, but as time passed, the amount would decrease and they would cut it off altogether. Her grandmother said she didn’t apply at all, so it was only a matter of time before she was broke.

It was all because of those babies. Even though I begged and asked for it, he didn’t listen, and he teased me like a puppy and mocked me. I didn’t want to make those who gave me such humiliation live under the illusion that they gave me a shot.

There is still time left to open Korea.

I woke up lying face down on the cold asphalt. Even while his cheeks were cooling down on the rugged floor, he checked the parts he could move with his habit of being a hero.

Looking at the movement of the fingers and toes one by one, it seemed that the limbs were not paralyzed or detached.

I was about to get up, moving slowly, when I suddenly felt a burning pain in my lower back. As if a heated iron rod had been implanted along the spine, it was stiff and immobile.

When the pain cleared my mind, I noticed that I hadn’t gone to another world. There could be no black asphalt there, a medieval fantasy.

… But if it was going to hurt like this, it would have been better to go to another world. It hurts terribly, really. How the hell do you drive?

I got up slowly so as not to strain my aching back. As I woke up, I felt cold liquid running down my face. I raised my hand, wiped it, and looked at it in the orange street light. Even though it was a dark night, I noticed that it was dark red blood.

As I wiped the sticky blood on my pants, I remembered that I had to go to the hospital today. Since I was hospitalized anyway, I was able to remove the thread, so maybe I was lucky.

I put my right hand on my aching waist and looked around with only my eyes. I saw a familiar alley leading to my room, and behind me was a car that seemed to have hit me. I wanted to see the face of the cub that hit me, but the windshield was broken, so I could only see the silhouette.

Trying not to move my back as much as possible, I walked towards the driver’s seat. But it was dark around, and the glass was tanned black, so I couldn’t see inside.

“Hey.”

Smart

I knocked on the glass to come out with my left hand. The driver didn’t even roll down the window, let alone get out of the car.

“Hey!”

Smart!

I hit a little harder.

I would have lost my mind after hitting someone, but I was in a state where my back was out now. The circumstances of the man who made me like this were none of my business.

But I didn’t get off this time either, and I screamed in a way that didn’t strain my back.

“No, hey!”

The moment I was about to knock again, the lights inside the car came on. A small square light source the size of a palm, probably a smartphone, was created, and the driver’s face was visible through it.

“!”

I couldn’t help but recognize him. A man with such a handsome face could not be easily forgotten. The driver who hit me was just exaggerating.

When their eyes met, he gave a surprised expression. Seeing that, I realized that hitting me wasn’t just a mistake. In the first place, I ran like that in a narrow alleyway, but it couldn’t be that it was trying to kill me.

At the thought of that, the blood in his body boiled with anger.

“You crazy bastard!”

He shouted and waved his left hand. His fist, which he swung with all his might, forgetting the pain, easily shattered the glass.

Ignoring the shattered and falling pieces of glass, I grabbed the driver’s seat by the collar. I just pulled his arm and tried to get him out of the car. But suddenly the car started moving.

Buaang!

“Shibaaal!”

A frightened swearing sound came from within. But I was desperate not to fall off the moving car. Without letting go of the hand he was holding, he grabbed the window frame full of broken glass with his right hand. Just as I was about to shout to stop the car, I heard a loud explosion.

Bang!

The car suddenly stopped as if it had bumped into something, and the inertia sent me flying forward as if I was being kicked. For less than a second, my body flew through the air and eventually landed on the asphalt floor.

“Cuck!”

I didn’t lose consciousness this time. Instead, the pain of vomiting the intestines was the price. I was hit by a car once, but when I received this shock, my body was powerless. In the meantime, I barely moved my neck and looked at the car.

The car crashed right into a power pole and the bonnet was dented. In the wrecked car, the driver’s door opened and hype came out. He, too, was unable to stand properly and fell to the ground due to the impact of the car.

“Hey, you bastard! Why are you holding it, what the fuck!”

I thought I heard it wrong because I was in so much pain. But I realized I had heard it properly by the look in his eyes as he glared at me. Even though I couldn’t control my body, I wanted to say this much.

“No, what, dog, sound… !”

“Fuck you! You didn’t catch and buy it!”

The hype got up and shouted. After hearing that, I gave up trying to understand him. He put his hand on the dented car bonnet and tried to walk towards me. In the meantime, the incomprehensible bullshit continued.

“It’s because of you! Why are you always ruining my plans! Don’t tell me, put out an article! Senior, keep touching me! Grab him by the collar and make him have an accident!”

I couldn’t stay still even when I heard that bullshit. I screamed even while lying on the floor and unable to move from the pain.

“You crazy bastard! You want to kill me, but don’t stop!”

“I didn’t mean to kill you! What a dog! I was only going to hit it lightly!”

“It’s not a pure asshole, this!”

“This fucking bastard! Ok!”

He arrived in front of me with a moan. Then he stepped on my hand, which had a shard of glass on it.

“Ah!”

“It’s all because of you! All!”

“What is he saying now!”

“You!”

Gwadae looked down at me with raised eyes. I removed the foot from his hand and lifted it over my face this time. I could see his bleeding face beside the rumpled soles of his shoes.

“It’s all because of you… !”

In a crisis where his face might be trampled on, he suddenly thought that his exaggerated face was very handsome. It was a bit unfair to look good even with double nosebleeds.

“You bastard!”

As he screamed, he closed his eyes, waiting for the shock. But then I heard a familiar voice.

“What are you doing! Now!”

After I heard the demon king’s unique tone, I heard a dull sound as if something was colliding.

Wow!

“Ah!”

Empty! Empty! Pushuu… !

Hearing his screams, he opened his eyes. Hwadae was covering his head with his feet removed from my face. When I checked what had landed next to my head, it was a 500ml can of beer that flew to that handsome face. The can burst on multiple impacts, expelling its contents.

“This dog… !”

Even though it hurts quite a bit, he covered his exaggerated face with both hands and glared at me between his fingers. As I tried to lift my feet again, I heard a quick run on the other side. Then, someone fluttered their long silver hair and threw themselves at Gwadae.

“Squeak!”

He didn’t say anything about the tackle he threw his whole body at, but he was thrown back and flew away. The Demon King floated in the air for a while with the recoil, then came down and stepped on my leg.

“Ah! Hey!”

“Mi, I’m sorry! Sorry! I didn’t do it on purpose!”

The demon king in a green sweatpants stepped back from above me and said. She stomped her buttock behind her, looked out of the corner of her eye at the impassable hype, and asked me again.

“Are you okay? What is this?”

“You really don’t know, did you hit him?”

“Anyone can see that he did something wrong. But can it happen?”

She asked and lifted me up in a hug. Not caring about the blood on her clothes and trying to help was no different from the silver-haired saintess.

Seeing my frowning face as I sat down, the demon king seemed relieved and joked.

“You look even uglier if you frown like that.”

“Shut up. But what’s going on here? We were supposed to meet at 9 o’clock.”

“I came a little early because I wanted to see you.”

“Don’t lie.”

“I came to play with you. But what happened? Could it be that he was kidnapped?”

She rammed her telephone pole and chinned toward the dented car. In response to that question, I glanced sideways at Hwadae, who had collapsed next to the car.

“That bastard hit me with a car.”

“What?”

After hearing my words, the demon king tightened his eyes and looked at the hype about to get up. Then, he let go of me and got up from his seat.

“Ah! Don’t let go! It hurts!”

“I’m sorry. Wait a minute.”

“What?”

“It’s okay, I won’t kill you.”

Contrary to her gritted teeth, her steps were calm. However, as the demon king approached, the expression of the exaggeration he was looking at became more and more distorted.

“Stop, senior! This is the patient You can’t hit me!”

“Then wasn’t Jiheon a patient? It looks like you’ve been hurt worse than you.”

“That bastard is still cheap!”

“Cheap? Then you are almost free!”

“100 million!”

The demon king finished his speech and swung his foot toward the castle. It didn’t stop there, and started to step on him with such momentum as to puncture the floor.

“Stop, senior! Should I sleep! Wait! Queue!”

“Shut up! I’ll make you a body that can’t go to the army at all!”

“Oops! Wow! Live, evil! Help me!”

“You know how to survive!”

As she shouted, she assumed a posture as if kicking a ball. The place where the demon king’s foot was headed was between the legs of the king.

Wow!

When I heard something explode, I involuntarily pulled her back. Not being hit hurts me too, but he opens his mouth and tries to scream.

“Ah ah ah…!”

I couldn’t even stop screaming from how painful it was. All he could do was let out a silent clamor with his mouth wide open.

In the meantime, the violence continued, and I crouched down to reduce the area hit as much as possible to avoid being hit in the same place. But the more she did, the stronger her kicks got.

Watching the demon lord assaulting indiscriminately, I thought it was fortunate that I became a hero in another world.

Because if he hadn’t made her brave, he wouldn’t have met her. Even after returning to modern times, it would have been heartbreaking to see her unrequited love for Yuri and love for her.

The demon king might have been a gift from God in return for losing my first love.

“This! Fuck! Job! Thing!”

… But are you hitting too much?

Unlike before, the hype did not show any reaction. His only movement was to sway under her kicks.

“Oh, hey! Wait for a sec!”

I barely got her aching body up and went over to her.

“Then he dies!”

He put his arms under his armpits to stop the demon king. Then, while stopping his feet, he shouted in a gasping tone.

“Isn’t it okay! I was going to kill you! If you’re trying to kill someone! You must be prepared to die yourself!”

“No, it’s Sohee!”

I lowered her arms to free her. Instead, she grabbed her slender-looking shoulder with her glass-studded hand and made her look at me. The Demon King had a face I had never seen before. It was the expression of a beast that almost lost something precious.

Even under such pressure, I looked into her eyes and cried out.

“It’s Sohee! Wake!”

At my cry, the demon king gradually found reason. As her eyes widened, she smiled.

“Under! Got it. Jim was so excited. I’m sorry.”

When I heard her say that, I was relieved and looked over her shoulder at her exaggeratedly. He was unconscious with his face covered in blood. Still, he was not dead, and the drops of his blood and mucus continued to grow and shrink in his nostrils.

It was a little regretful that he didn’t die, but it was fortunate that the demon king didn’t become a murderer. I don’t know if it’s a different world, but in modern times, it was unconditionally caught.

Thinking so, I removed my hand from the demon king’s shoulder. Then he noticed that the part he had touched was soiled by the blood that flowed from my wound.

“Sohee, I’m sorry. The clothes because of me, a little.”

At my words, she turned her head and checked her shoulder on her darling. She then answered with a look on her face that she didn’t mind.

“It’s okay. Didn’t I ask while supporting you anyway? Besides, I heard good things. Don’t worry.”

“Is it good?”

“You know what?”

“What.”

The demon king raised the corner of his mouth.

“This is the first time. Calling Jim by name.”

Looking at Sohee’s blue eyes, I couldn’t say anything.