Chapter 370 – What, Do Men Menstruate Too?

I knocked on the front door nervously.

Smart

When I knocked on the cold iron door, I heard footsteps running lightly from beyond.

Tadadak!

I didn’t pay attention to the noise between the floors and the sound of running footsteps. It was Bona Mana Jena.

The person presumed to be Jena stopped in front of the door and identified himself in a voice.

“Who are you!”

It was still Jenna.

The clear voice of the child brightened my mood too. She answered, recalling Jena’s wide-smiling face.

“Oh, it’s me. Uncle Jiheon.”

“Mister?!”

Yena’s startled voice was followed by the sound of her lock being unlocked. Then the gray front door opened and a girl in underwear appeared.

“Mister!”

“Oh, it’s Yena!”

Jena stepped onto her cold front porch with her bare feet and was hugged by me. Fearing that her feet might get cold, she held her with one hand and lifted her up, and when Yena, who had raised her arm over my shoulder, made eye contact with me, she smiled cutely.

Hehe. Mister!”

Because she resembled her own mother, her child also looked prettier than most of her peers. In addition, if this personality grew like this, it seemed that it would monopolize the attention of boys.

Imagining Jena’s future, I went inside and closed the front door. Then, as she took off her shoes, she asked Jena, who was full of bright smiles unique to her child.

“Yena. But where is mom?”

“Mom, the bathroom now! I’m pooping now!”

“Uh, uh, yeah? And what about her grandmother?”

“Her grandmother is in the room! She says she’s leaving later!”

I heard she was going out, but she should have come a little later.

“Yena. Who is it?”

After passing in front of a small room, the door opened and her grandmother appeared. Like Jena, who said she was going out soon, found me in the living room in thick street clothes.

“Oh my God, bachelor Jiheon!”

“Hello, mother.”

“Grandma! Hi!”

Yes why are you saying hi

Anyway, I put Jena on the floor waving at her. Then she bowed once more to greet her grandmother.

“Hello. Excuse me for a little business, mother.”

“No, it’s okay. It’s okay if you stay longer.”

“Yes?”

“But what is that, bachelor?”

Her grandmother pointed to the plastic bag in my hand. I listened to it and she explained what it was.

“Oh, I brought some snacks to make together. Flour and frosting, things like that.”

“Oh my, is that so?”

“Here’s my mother’s, too, but I brought one, even though it’s small.”

I took out a small red ginseng extract from the bag. It’s 20 sticks, but I bought it because I thought it would be okay as a simple gift.

“You don’t have to buy these! Oh Hong Hong Hong!”

Even though it was a small item, Grandma smiled and was delighted.

Rattle

“Oh, are you here?”

While handing over the red ginseng extract, the bathroom door opened and Taeyeon appeared. Just like the last time I saw him, he was wearing a black sweatshirt with the word “Police” Written on it, holding a tissue.

Kurlrrr

And after that, the sound of the toilet flushing could be heard clearly.

“You bitch!”

Seeing such a disrespectful daughter, her grandmother was outraged.

“If the bachelor comes, say that he will come! Or dress up! What is this, what is this!”

“Oh why are you doing this to me?”

Taeyeon grumbled at her grandmother, who was shaking her darling by the hem of her dress.

“I just told him to come because he only used the kitchen.”

“You must have come to use only a real kitchen, this one!”

“Then what, should I use the bed?”

“I have a child, so there’s nothing I can’t say!”

“Even a mother like that calls me this bitch in front of Yena.”

I turned my gaze to Jena after watching her quarreling mother and daughter.

“Yena. Would you like to go and see what he bought?”

“Yes!”

“Do you like Yena cookies? Would you like it more if you made it?”

The mother-daughter fight ended while Yena and I sorted out the items in her plastic bag.

“Oh really!”

Bang!

Shouting out in annoyance, Taeyeon entered her bedroom and shut her door loudly.

“Bachelor Jiheon.”

Her grandmother came over laughing as if she had never fought.

“I’m going now, and after a while with Jena, it’s time to go to the Taekwondo dojang.”

“Ah, I don’t want to go…”

“I have to go anyway, Yena. Have to go Understand? Are you sure you want to go to the dojang?”

Her grandmother, who was pressuring her granddaughter with her smile, spoke to me again.

“Bachelor, you can be alone from 4 to 6 today. OK?”

“Ah yes…”

“Then know that, and I’ll leave.”

Contrary to the way she treated her daughter, her grandmother, who maintained her kind face, went into her little room and she came out with a little bag.

“Four to six. Be aware.”

I left the house, constantly emphasizing the time to me. And as soon as I heard the sound of the front door closing, Taeyeon came out into the living room.

“No, Mom, don’t mind. Why do you keep… !”

Of course, she didn’t look that happy.

“Mom! My uncle made cookies for me!”

But when she saw her bright baby daughter, she smiled again.

“Okay? Did your uncle make cookies for you?”

“Huh?”

“That’s fine, Yena.”

She turned her face, which had been smiling at Jena, to me this time.

“Hey.”

Contrary to her smiling face, what she said to me was rather violent.

“What kind of cookie is this all of a sudden?”

“Uh?”

“Tell me quickly. I’m in a bad mood because I’m fighting with my mother right now.”

I didn’t feel any better.

“Wait for a sec.”

I tried to divert Jena’s attention before answering.

“Yena. Shouldn’t I be washing my hands to make cookies?”

“Yes! Then I’ll wash up and come back!”

“Okay. You have to clean every nook and cranny. Understand?”

“Yes!”

Yena answered brightly and ran to the bathroom. I told her the reason after watching her running with her thin black hair flying.

“Ahahaha! Mom! It smells like shit!”

“Uh, yes? Then turn on the fan!”

“Ahaha! Smell of shit! Damn!”

It took me a while to say it right away.

Anyway, I explained my reason for coming here while listening to the sound of water coming from the bathroom with the door open.

“Because that’s the day I have one.”

“That day? What, do men menstruate too?”

“Are you talking about that day? It’s not like that, it’s White Day after a while. So, make some cookies for the kids.”

“Why are you doing that at my house?”

“You can’t do that at Mina’s house. His name is Surprise. The room is too small for a self-contained room.”

“But do you do that at the sex shop?”

“Hey. Are we alone here?”

“Mister! I’m done washing now!”

“Oh, it’s Yena! Good job!”

Seeing Jena wiping her hands with a towel in the bathroom, she spoke less than before.

“What are you? I never once thought you were sexy.”

“Well, it’s not sex, it’s naked.”

“Oh little.”

“Okay, let’s make cookies together with Yena. Instead, make up the number of people at our police box. Everything.”

“How many people are there?”

“About 30 people or less.”

“There are too many.”

“Then turn it off.”

“Okay.”

When the agreement was concluded, Yena appeared with a small bundle of clothes.

“Mister! This one!”

“Uh, what is this, Yena?”

“An apron!”

“Okay?”

Smiling brightly, he accepted the pink apron that Yena had given him. She unfolded it and held it out to put on.

“No! Not me!”

But Yena shook her head and refused my touch.

“I brought it for you to wear, uncle!”

“… Uh?”

“You wear that, uncle! I want to wear that!”

As she spoke, the side she was pointing to had an intact apron hanging on it.

No, I want to wear that too…

She was about to say this, but Taeyeon, her mother, laughed and nodded her head in amusement.

“Hey, wear that. It will suit you well.”

“This?”

“That’s what Jenna really likes.”

“Yes! It’s my favorite outfit!”

To call this a dress…

Still, I couldn’t refuse the mother and daughter’s request. I obediently put on the children’s apron as the two told me to. It was so small that it barely covered the waist, and the belt was too short to tie.

“Puhahahaha! Hey! Are you really wearing that!”

“Ahaha! Mister!”

“You guys want to wear it?!”

The two laughed at me at the same time wearing pink aprons. In addition, Taeyeon even took pictures of me with her smartphone camera and waited.

“Ah, I have to send this to Mina and the kids.”

“Don’t do that!”

“Why, I think they’ll like it too.”

“Then at least let them go after White Day!”

“Okay okay. Come on, cheese!”

“Chi… !”

“I have a kid! I’m not going to talk about it!”

After a light photo time, the fun baking time of the former warriors began.

I clapped my hands to cheer myself up and asked the two of them.

“Then what should I do now!”

“Mister! Me! Me!”

Yena cutely raised her hand and announced herself. Even when she saw it, she couldn’t ignore it.

“Yes, it is Yena. Say it.”

“I didn’t wash my uncle and mom’s hands! Wash your hands!”

“Ah, yes.”

“Let’s go, wash up.”

Unsurprisingly, we both headed to the bathroom.

When I went inside, the musty smell of excrement, uh, what is this.

I couldn’t stand the smell and asked Taeyeon.

“Hey, what did you eat yesterday?”

“Shut up, kid.”

“There’s a kid outside. What’s a bastard, bastard?”

“Shut up.”

I washed my hands in the sink with Taeyeon, who expressed her embarrassing appearance roughly. Then, she spoke in a low voice so that Jena outside could not hear.

“Hey, are you going to make sweets and go right away?”

“It was meant to be.”

“Just go, you bastard. If you let someone else use the kitchen, you should give them something.”

“That’s why they make things for the people at the police box.”

“That is just a bonus. Hey. This.”

She handed me her soap. Then she asked with a slightly reddened face.

“Did you hear? No one is home from 4 to 6.”