Chapter 591 – Elvan Eggs. Doesn’t It Look Like Mina’s Chest?

It was mid-August. With less than a month left until the enlistment day, my parents didn’t even let me do a part-time job, and thanks to that, I was able to go on a date like this on weekday mornings.

“Oh! You!”

I was waiting in the lobby, the meeting place, when I heard a familiar voice. When she turned her head, she found Mawang wearing baggy short-sleeved shorts, as always in the summer.

“You! You waited so long!”

The owner of a beauty that can’t be covered at all even if she wears loose clothes ran to me. I asked her to tease her as she jumped up to the point that her backpack swayed on her back.

“No, you’re just going on a date, are you dressed up like that?”

“Hmm?”

The demon king who arrived raised his eyebrows and asked what I was talking about. However, as soon as he understood the meaning of the words, he showed off his arrogance.

“I’m dating you, not anyone else. So I dressed up like this. How is it, is it pretty?”

“Isn’t it pretty enough to be beautiful? Where do you buy these clothes?”

“I bought this T-shirt at No. 11, and I had a hard time buying the shorts at Jade. It was on sale for half price, so it was hard to find. But I’m glad I bought 20 of them at a time.”

“I wouldn’t wear it even if I wore it for the rest of my life.”

“Do you think I won’t be able to wear it for a month?”

The demon king raised the corner of his mouth playfully and grabbed the hem of his T-shirt with both hands. After pulling it taut from side to side, he looked up at me with a coy look.

“Hey, can you take off the wrapping paper from your luggage?”

“Are you going to take it off?”

I immediately responded with a straight face to the sex drip that started. Of course, the Demon King was not disappointed with my appearance and aimed for the next opportunity.

“It’s a pity. I could have come over.”

“It will be a pity. Do you think I’m going to get over here in the first place? In the lobby of a jjimjilbang with everyone?”

“You never know.”

“Are you saying the same thing?”

I lightly responded to what she said and nodded toward the desk.

“If you come, let’s go in now. We should go on a date.”

“Haha, I see. Ruler. Escort your luggage.”

“Okay, lady.”

I put my arm around the arm that the demon king playfully extended and walked together to the sauna desk. Arriving there, each of us was handed a number key and divided into men’s and women’s baths.

“Keugh, hey! Even if you go there, don’t forget your luggage!”

“Forget something. Go wash up quickly.”

“I didn’t know society would be so resentful. It won’t work. Jim will defy the social system and follow you!”

“Shall I call Taeyeon in advance? You wouldn’t be better off getting arrested by someone you know.”

“I am parting with you now, but Jim will never forget you. Please, remember Jim… !”

“Okay, don’t forget to see me later at the entrance to the jjimjilbang.”

“Haha! The late one is buying elvan eggs! Then see you later!”

“I didn’t say yes! Hey! Hey!”

There was a bit of a fuss right before the split, but it was literally a bit, so I didn’t have to worry about it. Even after paying off the travel funds I borrowed from Mina, I had a bank account that was sufficient to some extent.

With such insurance, I quickly headed to the men’s bath. There were few things I was stronger than the demon king. Of course, he had brute force, charm, and financial power as well. However, men could not lose in that they washed faster than women.

I can’t say that’s an advantage, but I came to play anyway, so I wanted to do that much. Anyway, I didn’t even soak in the bathroom and went to the jjimjilbang with only a shower.

“Are you coming now?”

But the Demon King was always over my head. Unlike me, who was blue, she was dressed in a pink jjimjilbang T-shirt and shorts and greeted me with a confident attitude.

“Why are you so late! Look! You’ve grown gray from waiting!”

“It was originally that color, hey.”

She felt something suspicious as she spoke as she brushed her silver hair. The demon king needed a little time to dry her hair because her hair was long. But even though she came faster than me, her silver hair was dry.

“Did you not wash?”

As if it hadn’t been washed.

“Um, that’s right.”

Even at my point, the Demon King shamelessly nodded her head.

“Are there any problems?”

“Why would there be no problems?!”

She forgot that this was the entrance to the jjimjilbang and shouted at the king.

“It is against the law to come without washing!”

“Why is this cheating? Did Jim ever tell you to wash up?”

“No, you… !”

To refute, I tried to recall what happened earlier. However, the demon king only asked to meet here, and did not say a word to wash up and come back.

“Hmm?”

The demon king looked at me with satisfaction, who couldn’t even refute and only smiled. Eventually, I succumbed to her gaze and admitted my defeat.

“I lost.”

Haha! It should have been like that in the first place! Ruler!”

The demon king who won the bet shamefully took my hand. She pulled me and led me to the jjimjilbang.

“Come on in! You have to buy elvan eggs!”

“Eat in moderation. Because I have no money.”

“Then shouldn’t you have won the bet?”

“Despicably, really.”

“I wonder if he was the Demon King for nothing. And, Jim heard the news too. I heard that the part-time job you got from working in a restaurant is quite thick?”

“It’s not long since I paid back what I borrowed from Mina. But wait, did you hear me? To whom?”

“Ruler! That’s the concession stand!”

“Who did you hear from? Did your mother tell you?”

“Let’s just go!”

The Demon King did not reveal who the informer was until the end. Stubborn, she pulled me all the way and dragged me to the canteen, and called her auntie to her canteen with a friendly smile.

“Auntie~!”

“Yes, hold on.”

When the demon king called her in her normal tone, the lady who was watching TV over her stall turned her head here. Then she noticed a silver-haired white beauty next to me and hardened her face.

“Uh, huh, huh?”

The way he looked at me seemed to think I was speaking in a female voice. As if to erase those doubts, the Demon King ordered with a smile.

“Ten elvan stones, please.”

“Ten? Can you eat all of them?”

“Okay, can’t we eat it all?”

The demon king asked in a normal tone and corrected the spell.

“Please give me two ice-cold sikhye so I can eat all ten eggs!”

“Hey! Why are you ordering sikhye!”

“And, of course, salty after the sweet ones, so two cups of ramen with large lids. Oh, do I have to order the kimchi here separately? Then, two separate kimchi, please!”

“It’s just that, since you get sleepy when you’re full, will you order coffee to wake you up?”

“Do you want some coffee? Okay. Madam! Two coffees here too! Something cool!”

“Did I tell you that!”

“Tell me to make coffee. Wasn’t it?”

“No!”

“Okay? But the order has already been placed, what should I do?”

What to do, what to do I was about to say, “I can cancel it,” But the lady excitedly interrupted.

“Oh, do you eat a lot? Can I eat it all?”

“Sure. If you put it in, everything goes in.”

“Then what are you going to do with it?”

Hearing that, I thought her auntie was canceling her order.

“We sell digestive medicine here, so if you feel sick, come here.”

It was just my misunderstanding.

“Then, could you wait a moment?”

The lady was excited and moved to prepare what the demon king ordered. In the meantime, I, who thought I had only come to buy eggs, naturally argued with the demon king.

“Hey, you only eat eggs?”

“How could I come all the way here? The only thing left after a trip is to eat, so let’s eat well and go home.”

“I came to a jjimjilbang, what kind of trip is this?”

“You. Can’t life be seen as a journey?”

“What are you talking about, that?”

“It’s bullshit, what is it? Haha!”

Around the time the demon king laughed excitedly, the lady held out a tray with food on it.

“Here, the eggs you ordered, coffee, and sikhye. And here, cup noodles.”

There were so many orders from the demon king that they had to be divided into two trays. The king of demons picked up a small amount of cup noodles, and I paid with the number key I received at the counter before I picked up a heavy tray.

“Then enjoy your meal.”

“Thank you, ma’am. I’ll come again!”

“What else are you coming? Are you trying to piss me off?”

“Haha, let’s go. I am hungry!”

The Demon King half forced me to leave, just like when he brought me here earlier. Thanks to weekdays and weekends, there were plenty of empty seats, and we walked to the seats next to the pillars.

“It’s okay.”

The demon king groaned and put down the tray while bending his back. Then he sat down on the floor and held out his hand to me before I sat down.

“You. Give me the tray.”

“It’s okay. I’ll do it. Are you okay.”

“I’m not okay with my luggage.”

“Uh, hey!”

Having said that, the Demon King took my tray. She shamelessly raised the corners of her mouth as she set her tray on the floor.

“It’s polite for someone who gets something like this to do it.”

“What do you mean, while you ordered?”

“Then you won, didn’t you?”

“Hey.”

Haha! Don’t stare at me like that, sit down. It’s crazy.”

Seeing the demon king smiling cheerfully, I couldn’t help but laugh. Eventually, I sat down on the floor, and the demon king picked up an egg in the meantime.

The demon king with an egg in his hand called me with a gentle smile.

“You.”

“Huh?”

“Hey, Namdaemun is open.”

“Really?”

I looked down without thinking. Of course, there was no way Namdaemun was in jjimjilbang shorts, and the moment I realized I had been tricked, I felt a light shock in the back of my head.

Widely!

“Evil! What!”

It was a scream of surprise rather than pain. When I raised my head in a hurry, I met the eyes of the demon king who laughed mischievously.

“What are you so mean about?”

The demon king smiled and started peeling the egg shell in his hand. He could tell from the crack in the shell that he had hit me in the back of the head with it.

“Hey!”

“Well, Jim is here. Why are you calling me?”

“Why am I, huh?!”

“Now, let’s eat eggs here. If you broke it with your head, it will be even more delicious.”

Even if he tried to protest, he couldn’t because the demon lord shoved an egg into it. Of course, I didn’t stop protesting as I chewed on the chewy elvan egg.

“If you’re going to give it to me, give it to me with sikhye! It’s prickly!”

Haha! Here it is. Ruler.”

The demon king burst into laughter and handed over a bottle of sikhye with a straw attached. The sweet sikhye melted my soft yolk and slightly pouting heart.

Widely!

“Hmm.”

This time, the demon king broke the shell with his head. Then he asked me as he removed the broken shell.

“You.”

“What else this time?”

“Don’t you think so?”

“So what?”

“The elvan egg. Doesn’t it resemble Mina’s breasts?”

“Ah, some!”

“Isn’t it?”

The Demon King asked confidently, as if he did not know what he was talking about.

“Yo, yo, look at that plump brown flesh. Of course, Minah has better richness and taste, but Jim seems to be somewhat similar.”

“No, can we not say that here? Even if there are no people.”

“Then what can I say? Should I just say that hard-boiled eggs look like Jim’s breasts?”

“Other than that! Please let’s talk about something else!”

Haha, okay. Okay, so don’t be so angry.”

As if getting the desired reaction, the demon king smiled brightly. She looked at me and asked, holding a bucket of sikhye.

“Hey, don’t you want to try it at a jjimjilbang?”

“You said you knew?!”