Chapter 639 – Did I Really Become Close to Jiheon Because His Cock Was So Big?
When Taeyeon caught a reckless driver, he said he would help me too. But now, looking at her situation, she only thought she was better off not doing that.
“Oh, hey. Jiheon. Isn’t that your girlfriend?”
“Noisy. No.”
“Right. I saw you last time. You said hello to me and my girlfriend.”
“No.”
Hyeonsu, who was sitting next to him, pointed out the window. At the place he pointed to, there was a photo of Taeyeon with a forced smile. Her police uniform, which she wore, had words promoting the police around her chest.
That was the reward for working even during Chuseok. The upper part of the police used Taeyeon as a public relations ambassador as if she was trying to pick mulberries, and because of that, Taeyeon, who is busy, wrote a letter in which she complained that her work was being disrupted because of her.
… Apparently, the first time I went on vacation, I felt like I needed another reward.
“Ah, I am trembling.”
Hyeonsu, who was pointing out the window, leaned against the back of the bus seat. And then she let go of her trembling heart to me.
“Jiheon. How would you feel if you went to bed? Aren’t there some weird people out there? It’s the Air Force though. You’re coming for an interview.”
“Doesn’t the Marine Corps also go to the interview?”
“Okay?”
“What is he saying now.”
Hyeon-soo, at the training center and at the specialty school, he kept clinging to me and talking nonsense. But I felt hopeless thinking that it would be like that even if I went to college.
In the meantime, the minibus that picked us up approached the bus terminal. As the bus stopped in front of him, the executive he was on got up and shouted, as before.
“Oh, then! Jiheon Kang! Kim Chang-seop! Hyunsoo Kim! Hyunseok Park! Woojin Lee! Park Ji-woong! Han Taehyung!”
“Yes!”
“Yeep!”
Hyeon-soo and I, as well as the classmates who were called out, got up and went outside. The executive who called us came out, bought us a bus ticket, and left, leaving only the words to pass the time until we got on the bus and go.
Looking at the bus moving away, we moved to have lunch first. Even in the midst of this, Hyeonsu clung to me and did not stop talking nonsense.
“Hey. I think we’ll have some time to eat lunch. Let’s eat and go to the internet cafe.”
“What kind of a PC room is this? Are we on vacation?”
“You can go. And you know how to make time for it. Is not it?”
At that, the other motives nodded. Hyeon-su used that kind of support to cling to me even more.
No, not literally, but poetically.
“Let’s just go to the internet cafe, Jiheon-ah. They tell me how I met my girlfriend at a PC room. You were curious too.”
“When did I?”
“You did. Are you sure you don’t remember? Were you and I just that close?”
“Oh, little. Please.”
Annoying people is similar to or slightly inferior to the devil. But she wasn’t as cute as she was, just annoying.
“Let’s go, okay? Do you want to hear that I am the only one who is sincere?”
“Are you crazy? OK, some. Okay.”
Just as it resembles words and actions that annoy people, eliciting a ‘YES’ answer from my mouth also resembles it.
“Oh, but it’s Hyeonsu.”
As I nodded in annoyance, another classmate called Hyeonsu. With Han Tae-hyung written on his name tag, he said something he shouldn’t have asked.
“Hyeonsu. How did you become friends with Jiheon?”
“Oh, is that?”
“Nothing. Now, let’s go get something to eat.”
“There it is.”
At that question, Hyeon-soo was delighted and told the story, and I hated it, but recalled what had happened at that time.
No, why are you in the same platoon as this person… !
My head pounded at the trick of fate, no, at the bullying. However, unlike me who closed my eyes tightly, the person I met at the motel today spoke to me in a cheerful voice.
“Hey.”
“… Yes.”
Even if I wanted to ignore it like before, I couldn’t. He and I and other members of our platoon moved to bunk dormitories like the old days in the military, and of course he and I were right next to each other.
“Are you okay. I know everything.”
I couldn’t ignore it because it was right next to me, so when I answered, he nodded with a face reminiscent of a monkey. Then he asked with a curious expression on his face.
“But how did you become friends with them?”
“Yes?”
“No, looking at it, they all look like idol trainees or aspiring actors. How did you become friends? Is it a theater and film department or something?”
“Uh, no.”
“Ah, then you go to an acting academy, did you know? But you look very friendly. Originally, you didn’t have a male friend going to the army together. Women.”
It took me a while to understand what was being said. It seemed like they mistook me and my girlfriends for being friends.
“But where are you from? Seeing as you slept at the motel, it looks like you left very early. Are you from Gangwon-do?”
With those words, I realized that this man was mistaken. Maybe it was natural. It made more sense to go to a motel with three female friends for a short break than a man who went into a motel to do it with three women on his enlistment day.
I was relieved by this fact and went along with what he said.
“No. The driver said he was tired, so I just went to sleep. It could be dangerous.”
“That’s right.”
After a polite exchange, he held out his hand for a handshake.
“Ah, I am Hyunsoo Kim. I am 21 years old.”
“Uh? I am also 21 years old. His name is Jiheon Kang.”
“Uh, then, half words… Shall I?”
“Let’s talk. We’re the same age anyway.”
“Yes? But where are you from Gangwon-do?”
Thanks to the misunderstanding, I was able to talk warmly. We lived close to each other, had the same specialty, and wanted the same person, so I thought I could get close to him.
… Until you go to the shower.
“Wow, I saw Jiheon up close, right? Did you guys see it in the shower too? But when I saw it in the morning, it was almost this.”
Hyeonsu raised his fisted hand with his eyes sparkling. He didn’t raise it to hit, of course, but held it between his elbow and forearm to indicate the size of an object.
“Oh, you crazy bastard.”
It wasn’t something to talk about at the restaurant where we came in to eat, and it was obvious sexual harassment, so I hated it and shed tears. However, unlike me, my classmates who had gone to the shower together opened up their stories.
“That’s enough of a home wrecker.”
“I wish it was like that because I don’t have hair… !”
“It’s that much because I don’t have it, but if I did, I’d be a complete beast.”
“Stop it, really.”
I blushed at the continued talk of my stuff. But again, this wasn’t just a bad feeling, so it was a bit of a problem.
“But, kids.”
Fortunately or unfortunately, Hyeon-soo was arrogant and attracted the attention of his classmates.
“Did I really get to know Jiheon because his cock was so big?”
“Are you really crazy?”
“Ugh, absolutely not. Lets think. I’m not even gay.”
Rather than disapproving of what I said, he agreed with his own words.
“Both men and women, they say the bigger the better. But that’s not physical size, here. I think this should be the largest size.”
Touching his chest with his index finger, he brought up another story that had been with me.
The flower of the military is marching, but in the case of the Air Force, it only marched once. And I was doing that one time now.
“Huh! Huh! Huh!”
“Don’t breathe like that. It will be harder to breathe.”
“No! This! Huh! What to do! Huh! Medical charge!”
“It’s okay. Do not say. Because I’m getting stronger.”
It wasn’t just the dormitory that Hyeonsu and I were next to each other. Thanks to being by my side even as I marched like this, I had to hear the rough gasping breathing from the nearest place.
“Huh! Huh!”
I looked around to avoid the sound of sweaty breathing. I felt a little better when I entered the training center, which was completely different from the scenery I had seen for several weeks.
Our first and last march took place inside the training center. It may seem light, but this is a place where officers and executives are also trained, so the scale was considerable. Hyeonsu, who walked around here on foot, proved that.
“Huh! Huh! Uh?”
Hyeonsu, who was sweating on his face coated with camouflage cream, let out a questioning moan. I also took a rough breath and looked for the cause.
“Ruler! Because this is a mountain road, it is narrow and dangerous! I hope everyone is careful! From here on, we move in row 1, not row 2!”
As the teaching assistant ahead said, the long marching ranks were entering the narrow mountain road. Thanks to this, I had time to rest a little while going from two lines to one line.
“Huh! Huh! Ji, Jiheon!”
Taking advantage of this gap, Hyeon-soo held out his trembling hand to me.
“Hey, some water please! I! Huh! I’ll go out and buy you a Coke!”
“Can I buy a Coke too?”
He said it bluntly, but Hyeonsu didn’t fall down a little enough to make his shoulders shake. Eventually, I reached near my buttock and pulled out a silver water bottle.
“Ruler.”
“Oh, thank you! I’m real! I’ll buy Coke!”
“It’s okay.”
Hyeon-soo, who received the canteen, opened the lid as it fell to his hand. Then, with the last bit of rationality, he opened his mouth and drank the water.
“Gulp! Gulp! Gulp! Cuckoo! Gulp!”
“Drink slowly. Then it spreads.”
“Gulp! Gulp! Queue! Thank you, really.”
Hyeonsu, who was drinking water while spilling it on the floor, closed the lid of the canteen. He apologized when he returned it to me.
“Sorry. You should drink too.”
“Are you okay. But didn’t you bring water?”
“No, I brought it too. Drank it all hey sorry Did I have some daughter dreams? When you eat later,”
“It’s okay. Oh, we move let’s go.”
At the same time, the line moved forward little by little. Hyeon-soo, who tried to repay excessively with it, covered his mouth and walked down the mountain path in a single file.
To be honest, it’s called marching, but it was no different from a walk to me. It was heavy when I heard it, but it wasn’t a big deal once I put it on. The gun was much lighter than the sword he had worn when he was a warrior.
“Huh! Huh! Huh!”
It wasn’t long after I climbed the sloping mountain road that I heard the sound of panting again. Luckily, it was coming from behind, not from the side.
“Huh! Huh! Ji, Jiheon!”
It was after I climbed the mountain that Hyeonsu, who was panting, called me. We had to be a little careful because where we are now is a road with soil that breaks down as easily as sand.
“Why?”
There was also a slope right next to it, so I answered with a careful step. Hyeonsu’s voice kept panting from behind me.
“You, you too, took out the bolt, why are you so energetic?”
“What are you talking about? I didn’t remove the bolt.”
“Uh, huh? You didn’t take it off Huh! Huh!”
“How heavy is that? It won’t even be 1kg, right?”
“Yeah, that’s right. Whoops! I took it off!”
It seemed like he was trying to forget the fatigue of his body a little while talking to me. But that was as useless as trying to get rid of it by drinking water just because it fell into a river.
“Hey.”
When I was told to shut up because I get more tired of talking, an incident occurred.
Chew!
“Uh uh!”
The sound of the soil crunching and sliding was heard simultaneously with the startling voice of the suspension. Sensing something, I immediately turned around and reached out my hand.
“Hey!”
“Hey! And catches me falling Wow, it was almost like a drama. Really. I knew for a second that I was gay.”
“Don’t talk bullshit.”
Sitting in the back seat of an intercity bus, I glared at Hyeon-soo next to me. Of course, he casually ignored my gaze and ended his conversation from the restaurant.
“I thought then. This kid will be your friend for life. Even if I break up with my current girlfriend, this bastard will never break up.”
“What break up? We’ve never been friends.”
“Look at this. Have you ever seen such a tsundere friend? Aren’t we really friends for life?”
“Noisy. I’m going to sleep, so be quiet.”
I thought I couldn’t listen to him anymore, so I folded my arms and closed my eyes. It wasn’t that my ears were blocked, so I could hear the conversations of other motives along with Hyeonsu’s voice.
“Look, this is because Jiheon is shy with me.”
“Jiheon is a real man.”
“Yes! Isn’t that the only real man there?”
“It’s like talking to Hyeonsu.”
“Oh, wait. Does that sound like I have a big problem?”
In fact, even if Hyeonsu unilaterally clung to me, he didn’t really throw me away. I did this because there was no malice, but there were other reasons as well.
“Wow, hey! Jiheon! Me, introduce me to this person!”
“Why me? Give it up.”
“Or me! Me! It’s because I’m really lonely!”
“If you’re lonely, snuggle your comrade next to you and sleep.”
“Then I’ll hug him and sleep, so here’s the red hair!”
“No.”
It was a problem that her girlfriends were just known as female friends. Seeing their beauty in the photo, my classmates pretended to be close to me without even talking to me.
“Ruler! Ruler! Quiet! I want to get a woman from Jiheon, but can I ask for it with my bare hands? First! Get vitamin C first, kuck!”
Chin!
“You be quiet! You!”
And this kid was the biggest problem. As he got used to this place, Hyeon-soo revealed his fickle nature, and there were many cases where he heard me say things like this.
“No, Jiheon.”
While stroking the back of the head, he instead shouted in a red-banal tone.
“I was supposed to be a girl, but what?”
“You have a girlfriend, you madman!”
I didn’t expect to live with nagging in my mouth as usual at the training center. It was a bit annoying, but it was nice to be reminded of my daily life outside.
“No more pictures? Picture? Here it is?”
“I want to see you too!”
“Looks like you took it out of there!”
“Uh, hey!”
At this time, one of my other classmates ran out of control and searched through my gwanmuldae. In addition, other classmates also participated, so the shoe box where I kept my personal items was opened.
“This is it! Isn’t this?”
“Hey, shit, hey!”
Seeing the rude behavior, my blood welled up, and I roughly took the photos from my comrade’s hand. However, in the wind, one sheet spilled.
Palak, mate!
Hyeon-soo grabbed the photo that was fluttering in the air with both hands as if clapping. Seeing that, I immediately reached out and tried to catch it.
“Uh, hey!”
“Oh no! No way!”
“Give it up!”
As if resembling a monkey, Hyeonsu quickly removed his hand. Then he smiled and looked at the photo.
“What the hell is this, huh?”
Along with me, who was flustered, even Hyeon-soo’s expression hardened.
“What? What picture is it?”
“Are you another girl?”
“Pretty? How big are your breasts?”
“… No, you madman!”
In the middle of the classmates’ questions, Hyeon-soo returned the photo while shouting out loud as if it were absurd.
“Hey! Why do you bring your body profile to the army!”
“Uh, huh?”
“This is really crazy, really. Are you really crazy!”
“Why is he like this?”
I, who got the photo back, and my classmates who suddenly saw Hyeon-soo screaming were confused. We weren’t the only ones who heard Hyeonsu’s voice at this time.
Jump!
“Who wants to scream in the dormitory!”
The door opened and an assistant in a red hat burst in. Our attention was directed to him, and in our gaze, the TA ordered him to lie down.
Right before I fell down, I quickly checked what Hyeon-soo had given me while organizing the photos. There was a scene where I was kissed by Mawang, Sehee, Minah, and Taeyeon.