Chapter 660 – Your Hatto! Daang! And Shot Him!

Christmas Eve is on the 24th, but there was a reason I came out on the 23rd.

“Hmm, hey. What about that?”

“No. I do not need.”

“You don’t know. While you’re cooking, what! Where is it! Where do you get what you need for this dish! I will say it.”

“Ah, am I?”

I stopped in a department store where Christmas carols were playing and looked to the side. She refuted the example she had just heard, looking at the demon king who didn’t even pull a shopping cart and chatted nonstop.

“While I was cooking, uh! Where is my BB gun! I need it to cook delicious food for Sohee! Are you saying?”

“Yes. I know you well.”

“So you don’t know anything about it?”

“Write! Jim doesn’t know! Jim knows everything! On the contrary, I know something I shouldn’t know!”

“What do you know?”

“Ummm, orgasm?”

“Are you crazy?!”

Even though I glared at him disgustedly, the demon king only smiled cheerfully.

Haha! What are you so surprised about? Not even you know!”

“That’s not what I’m talking about here! There are a lot of kids here!”

“Tsk, the kids will know everything when they grow up.”

“You mean that! Can’t you see the kids are excited because it’s Christmas?!”

Shocked, she pointed to the toy section. It was full of children choosing toys with her parents for Christmas.

“Mom! Me this! This!”

“Okay. Mom will tell her Santa and her grandfather later.”

“Where is Santa! Daddy is Santa!”

Seeing the slightly less pure children, the demon king nodded.

“To realize the truth of the world already. A kid who will grow up later?”

Seeing such a situation, I suddenly had a question, so I asked.

“I thought Santa existed until the second grade of elementary school. Can’t I be big?”

“Hmm? You are already grown up.”

“What are you talking about? I don’t even have a job right now.”

“Your cock.”

“Hey!”

Haha! Big big! Haha!”

This time too, the demon king smiled coolly without hesitation. Even though I hated that kind of appearance, the corner of my mouth went up without my knowledge because it was a smile I always wanted to see in the unit.

The demon king, who always shows only his pretty appearance, calmed down a bit and asked with a smile on his lips.

“You. If you’re not going to buy a BB gun, why are you here?”

“I’m here to buy toys.”

“What?! A Christmas present from Jim?”

“It’s not.”

“…”

“No, of course! I have something else prepared for you! Oh, I’m so excited to see you, I’m so excited! Ah! Look forward to it!”

The chill in the blue eyes glaring at me kept me from saying anything. I didn’t have much prepared, so I hurriedly changed the subject while thinking about what to do.

“No, Yena will go to elementary school next year. So, I want to buy you something.”

“Where do you say the money is?”

“The Ministry of National Defense puts money in your bank account? Is that every month?”

“Pile up.”

“You talk too harshly.”

Haha! How can you be so serious!”

His face immediately hardened at the word stake. The demon king burst into laughter even after seeing such a day, and I, who was deliberately serious, laughed along and headed to the toy store.

“Hmm, what are you planning to buy?”

“For now, I have something to think about.”

He talked about what he recognized while examining the many toys on display.

“I want to buy you a 3D pen.”

“What are you buying that for? A BB gun is much better.”

“Wherever you look.”

“Um, look at the luggage?”

In an instant, the demon king pushed his head toward me. His face was as small as a fist, with all the eyes, nose and mouth in it, and there was not a single corner that was not pretty. Let’s even put on a mischievous smile,

“Oh, that can’t be helped.”

I couldn’t get over it.

Haha!”

The demon king smiled coolly as he saw me turning the cart to the display stand with the BB guns. Showing off her cheerful smile, she took the lead, pulling her cart by the hand toward her goal.

“Come on, let’s go. Otherwise, you might be robbed first.”

“What are you robbing? How many toys are there.”

“Um, not really. Well, then you can pick up any gun and rob it.”

“What bullshit.”

“What bullshit? Is it just bullshit?”

“What.”

While we were talking bullshit like this, we arrived at a display stand lined with BB guns. There were pistols, as well as rifles and shotguns.

“This will be good.”

What the demon king picked up without hesitation was a revolver. I didn’t say I could put it in, but she said, putting her box in her cart.

“Taeyeon uses a gun like this while working. I’m sure Jenna will like it. Because I can be like my mother.”

“So let’s come over here.”

“And, this! A gift from Jim!”

Rattle!

“Hey! That’s too big!”

The problem wasn’t just size. Before I could finish my words, the gun the demon king had brought was a rifle, so it was big, and the number of digits was different from the pistol I had brought earlier.

“How much is this? Hey! That’s over 200,000 won! Get it right now!”

“Eeeee?”

“What. Did you know you would be?”

“Isn’t it okay?”

“Of course not! And that’s something minors can’t use!”

“This is not for anyone under the age of 14.”

“Ah, well, it can be used under the appropriate education of the guardian. Huh.”

When I raised my revolver, I deliberately evaded my words. Looking at it, I also wanted to give it to Yena as a gift.

“Ugh, since I have a secondary armament, it would be nice to have a main armament…”

“What kind of army is this?”

“You, a soldier, are giving it as a gift, so you should use more historical evidence.”

“What proof. Just put it away quickly.”

“Chit.”

At my cold tone, the demon king pouted his lips and took out his BB gun while complaining. Then, instead of bringing it back, he brought a shotgun, not a rifle this time.

“I’ll take a look at this.”

“What are you looking at!”

“It’s cheaper than a rifle, though.”

“Just, take, let go.”

I cut off my words to convey my feelings and pulled out a shotgun-shaped BB gun. When I handed it back to him, the demon king shook his head and resisted, unlike when he was choosing a rifle.

“I don’t like it.”

“Why don’t you like it? Do you want to buy this?”

“There is that too.”

“Then what is it?”

“Hey, don’t you think of anything when you see this gun?”

I lowered my head and looked at the picture in the BB gun box. The stock and grip were integrated, and there was a tubular magazine under the long barrel from which the bullets exited. No matter how you look at it, it was an ordinary shotgun.

“Why is this?”

“Hmm?”

When I asked, the demon king frowned in surprise. Her expression was not the usual joking expression.

“Hey, are you seriously asking?”

“Why why? What’s the matter?”

“No, honey, don’t you remember this?”

The demon king lifted the box as if to take a closer look, and she held it out to me. But no matter how I looked, I couldn’t figure out what she was talking about.

“What is it?”

“Hey, hey. Even if you do, you do too much.”

Widely!

Seeing that I didn’t know, the demon king threw a box containing a BB gun into the cart. Before I could tell her to put it back, she said her shocking words.

“When you confessed to Jim, this was the gun Jim was holding.”

“!”

I hurriedly picked up the box and looked again. Recalling the day I was forced to confess, I compared the gun the demon king was holding with the gun in this picture.

“All right.”

Widely!

But before that, the demon king stole the box. She looked on with a helpless look on her face, as if disappointed, and then walked away helplessly, as if trying to put the box of BB guns back in place.

“What if I buy this? I only remembered Jim. If I bought it anyway, it would only be a burden, so I’ll just leave it here.”

“Ugh! No! No! No!”

I left the handle of the cart and hurriedly approached the demon king. I grabbed the box in her hand and tried to appease her a little.

“No! Buy this! Lion!”

“All right. What to buy You don’t even remember.”

“No, I think I remember! Uh! I remember! It was this gun!”

“No. Come to think of it, it wasn’t this gun.”

“That’s right! Because that’s right! You hit the wild boar with this! You were really, really cool back then!”

“You said it wasn’t this gun.”

“Right! So, come on, let’s go checkout! Ruler! Hurry!”

“You. Didn’t you say it wasn’t this gun?”

Widely!

“Ah.”

Even though it was a powerless face, the demon king took the box I was trying to take away with great power. Then I put the BB gun back in its original place in front of me feeling sorry and not knowing what to do.

“Jim was mistaken. It wasn’t this gun.”

“No, that’s right…”

“The gun Jim used that day was this gun!”

Suddenly, the demon king, who had a bright voice, held up another box of BB guns. It was the 200,000 won rifle she had picked out in her first shot.

“Don’t you remember? Jim’s boar’s heart with this yogurt, your hatto! Daang! You shot him!”

“Hey!”

The moment I realized that the morose figure was Gura, I shouted just enough to not be a nuisance to those around me.

“Was it all a lie!”

“Well, it was all a lie.”

Even facing such a day, the demon king calmly nodded.

“This gun is automatic, but the gun I used back then was a pump action. You don’t even remember that?”

“How can I remember! That!”

“Sweet, then the gun company didn’t know anything else, did you?”

“I did not know! How do you know! I!”

“Hmm, then didn’t you know that Jim’s mind then and now were different?”

“Sure, what, what?”

When I heard those words, I felt as if all the blood in my body was draining. As the heat that had risen to the top of my head went down, I asked in a trembling voice.

“Everything is different?”

“Um, that’s right.”

The demon king looked relaxed even when he probably looked pale. She tucked her long box under her side and spoke in a playful tone.

“If only I was going crazy because I liked you back then.”

“Ji, aren’t you feeling better now?”

“Right now, I’m going crazy with love!”

“Uh, huh?!”

Side!

After finishing her words, the demon king jumped up and kissed me abruptly. I was dumbfounded by the sudden kiss, but couldn’t help but smile when I saw her mischievous face in front of her.

Previously, it felt like the blood drained from my body, but now it seemed that the fluid called happiness had taken its place. Leaving me in such a mood, the demon king frowned at her nose as if acting cute.

“You. Do you feel the same way as Jim?”

“Yeah, of course not.”

I go crazy because she is lovely,

“Then you can buy a rifle, right?!”

“No, not that!”

Then and now, the demon lord was a woman who should not be vigilant in the slightest.