Chapter 703 – But Why Premature Ejaculation? Oh, It’s Because I Don’t Have Experience With Women. Are You Okay. Maybe.
The way my girlfriends take me somewhere has always been unusual. It was medicine that suddenly came without a word, the kidnapping with a hood and tied hands, the Marine Corps assistant concept, and even the concept of a secret spy like today.
“Ah, real assholes… !”
The good news was that I wasn’t the only one who got hurt.
“Hey!”
Taeyeon, whose face must have been red before getting into the car, glared at me and shouted.
“If we knew this was going to happen, we wouldn’t have stopped it!”
“I didn’t know you guys would do this, how?!”
“Just! Well! Well you know! You can’t even do that!”
“How to stop other people from vacationing!”
Sitting in the back seat of the car and arguing with Taeyeon, I turned the arrow toward the driver’s seat. She was still wearing her sunglasses and arguing with her as she drove.
“No! What is it all of a sudden Weren’t we supposed to go to the amusement park today?”
“That’s right, Jiheon.”
“But why!”
“If we just go, Jiheon will be bored, right?”
“No! Just going with you is exciting!”
“Yes, I know.”
“If you know it, do it or not!”
“For reference, this is Sohee’s opinion.”
“Uh! It seemed so!”
The only person who could come up with something like this was the Demon King. Minah, who is blunt and has a childlike side compared to her height, must have participated because she found it fun, and she was probably someone Taeyeon didn’t want to do, but she was half-forced to participate.
“Ha, really… !”
Taeyeon let out a deep sigh as if regretting her participation. She then raised her hand and placed it on her sleeve, as Mina had done earlier, and asked.
“Hey, are you still sleeping?”
“Is that for real?”
“Oh, shut up. Uh? Sleeping? So is this a speaker? Okay? What about earphones? Uh, hang up.”
Taeyeon, who seemed to be contacting the demon king or Sehee, lowered her arm. She cried as she leaned back against the back of her back seat.
“Fuck! Look where I’m going to play with you guys!”
It seemed to be sleeping. Taeyeon was in a bad mood.
I asked Minah quietly to make sure Taeyeon didn’t offend her further.
“But where are we going?”
“I’m on my way to join Sohee, Sehee, and Yena.”
Mina continued her words while looking only ahead as she was concentrating on driving.
“We will be arriving soon, so please wait a little.”
“Ah, yes. Okay.”
“In the meantime, take this.”
Mina, who was talking, put her right arm in her passenger seat. As she let go of her steering wheel and tried to grab something, she hurriedly thrust herself between the seat in front of her.
“It’s okay. I’ll do it.”
“It’s okay.”
“What are you going to do after buying it?”
“Thank you, Jiheon.”
Minah overruled her stubbornness and instead picked up the duffel bag in her passenger seat. I brought it to the back seat, and Taeyeon, who had cooled off somewhat, said in a low voice.
“Hey, your clothes are there, so wear them yourself.”
“Are these my clothes?”
“I just told you, son of a bitch. Wear it quickly It will arrive in a little while.”
“Okay. Don’t swear at me.”
“Would you like a shot?”
“Even if you do it, you don’t get nervous…”
“Fuck, are you really right?”
“Aaaaagh! The police here, the police are people fans!”
“Jiheon, I’m driving. Be quiet.”
There was no one on my side in the car. The violent cops threatening me with their fists, the wealthy who indifferently stand by, there was not much I could do here.
“Okay. I will be quiet.”
Shut up and quietly change clothes.
That’s how the car we rode ran toward the place where the three ladies including the demon king were, and in the meantime, I broke out of the dull combat uniform into a bright plain clothes.
“Ah, that military bastard.”
“I think they’ll give you a military discount even if you don’t say otherwise.”
“Noisy!”
I changed into plain clothes at best!
Still glancing at the lovely two, I turned my sight to the window. I got out of the front of the unit and went into the city where I could see some low buildings.
It was early in the morning, so I thought Mawang, Se-hee, and Yena would be in a motel while looking at the shops with shutters down. It was impossible to take a sleeping child to a 24-hour convenience store, and the streets were even worse.
“Uh? Why are you going here?”
However, the place Mina was heading to was a public parking lot with no motels or other lodging facilities nearby. She answered my question as she walked past the barrier going up.
“Spies are not allowed to enter the room unnecessarily, Jiheon.”
“Were you a spy?”
“So what do you know?”
“A clumsy spy.”
“This bastard.”
Taeyeon, now feeling relaxed, raised her fist playfully as if she were going to hit her. Of course, he immediately lowered her hand and said.
“Ha, really. Even if I was short.”
Apparently, he decided to become a spy because of his height. There was only Taeyeon, who was tall for a girl, who matched well with Minah, who was tall like a volleyball player.
Anyway, Mina entered the parking lot and stopped next to a mint-colored mini car that looked like diced kimchi. Right after that, the car door opened, and I saw beautiful sisters with silver hair as beautiful as the stars and black hair as the night sky.
Of all the people I knew, there was only one sister who was so pretty and cute. When I saw her face, which I hadn’t seen in a little over a month, I opened the car door and got out with joy.
“Hey! You guys are such a joke,”
“Don’t be quiet, son of a bitch!”
“Chuck!”
Before she could finish her words, Taeyeon kicked her. She rubs where she was hit because of the throbbing feeling left on her flesh rather than the footprints left on her pants, which explains why she was so angry that she kicked.
“Didn’t you hear that Jena was sleeping earlier? Do you want to wake him up?”
“Oh right.”
“The damn guy is really…”
Taeyeon, who had been glancing at me, opened the car door opposite her and got out. By this time, the pain in her thigh was completely gone, and her other girlfriends had also gotten out of her car.
“Haha, hey.”
“Brother. Come on. I will give you a hug.”
I passed between cars that were too narrow for two or more and came out. Demon King and Sehee hugged and welcomed me at the same time.
“I missed you, honey.”
“Me too, brother. I really missed you.”
“Yeah, I wanted to see you too.”
I hugged them with my arms wide open to warm both sides, which were very cold in the camp. Then, while slowly trying to stroke the silver and black hair,
Chin, chin
He grabbed the nape of their necks and lifted them up.
“I want to do this… !”
“Ah, are you sleeping?!”
“Oh, brother? What are you doing!”
“Then what are you guys doing… !”
I questioned what had happened this morning to the sister who pretended to be happy and tried to gloss over it.
“Do you know how embarrassed I was today? Are the two of you suddenly coming like that?”
“It was inevitable! What do you mean you’re so cute!”
“Right, brother! I did it because it was so cute that my brother was surprised!”
“These bad things!”
Tal Tal Tal Tal Tal!
“Aaaaa!”
“Kyaaaaa!”
As I grabbed it and brushed it off, Mawang and Se-hee let out cute screams. Thinking that the two of them had paid enough for their sins, I stopped my hand and hugged them again.
“I really missed you.”
“Haha!”
When I showed my sincerity, the demon king was delighted and burst into laughter. She pretended to let me go for a while, then as if she stood up, she put out a pretty face like a doll.
Side!
“Well, I really missed Jim too!”
I looked at the demon king who suddenly kissed me with wide eyes in surprise. At this time, Se-hee didn’t miss a moment and kissed my cheek like her older sister.
Side!
“I said that too, didn’t I?”
“Ha, really.”
I couldn’t help but smile at this attractive sister. I expressed this feeling by hugging it more strongly.
“Ooh, they say shit.”
“Taeyeon, I haven’t even drank, but I want to get rid of it.”
Taeyeon and Minah looked at us like this with expressions of boredom. I comforted them by letting go of Demon King and Sehee.
“Okay. You guys will do it too.”
“Go away, you asshole.”
“Yes, I understand. I look forward to it.”
The disingenuous Taeyeon and the overly honest Mina were both so lovely. I showed my older girlfriends a kiss on the cheek once in a younger way, showing the joy that I couldn’t express because I was surprised earlier.
“Ha, kid. It feels good.”
“Thank you, Jiheon.”
Taeyeon, who couldn’t hold back her laughter, and Minah, who smiled faintly, were cute as they contrasted with each other.
Anyway, after saying hello like that, I asked what I was most curious about.
“But why did you bring two cars?”
“Because of Yena.”
Se-hee, who is closest to Yena’s mother, explained in place of Taeyeon.
“I’m going to ride on the highway, but it’s dangerous if six people are forced to ride. So I rented a car. When I go, I divide it comfortably 3:3.”
“Uh, then who is driving? Could it be me?”
“We still want to live. I did it here with an aunt with a lot of driving experience. You drive a lot of patrol cars, aunt.”
As Sehee talked while looking at Taeyeon, a playfulness flashed in her eyes.
“I have a lot of driving experience, but men have the least experience, so I’m unreliable.”
“Hey, I have the most experience with men out of all of them. Without an ex-boyfriend, bastard.”
When she provoked her with a smile, Taeyeon responded with a light annoyance. Of course, Sehee was not one to stay still.
“But why premature ejaculation? Oh, it’s because I don’t have experience with women. Are you okay. It could be.”
“What kind of crazy bitch has experience with women? I want to know that.”
“Oh! Is your aunt against homosexuality? I can’t. I will have to file a complaint with the police box.”
“That crazy bitch is real!”
Leaving behind the two bickering as usual, I turned my gaze to the demon king and Mina. At this time, Minah was taking care of her earphones and microphone that she hadn’t taken off while driving.
“How was it to play as a spy? Was it fun?”
“Yes, Sohee. It felt like going back to childhood.”
Haha! I’m an adult enough here!”
Percussion!
“Hey?!”
I couldn’t help but be astonished when the demon king smiled and stroked Mina’s small watermelon-sized breast. Even in the midst of my gaze, she asked while arranging the wires of her earphones.
“Then how were you? Did you have fun too?”
“What is fun? I was just very surprised.”
“Hmm? You don’t have the romance of being dragged by a suspicious suit man on the road?”
“… I don’t think there are any.”
“Haha! I knew you would say that!”
Hearing my words, which he admitted was half-funny, the demon king laughed happily. Then I spat out something startling.
“I stopped kidnapping from a van because I was afraid I would get shot. Are you happy?”
“Uh? Gun?”
“Of course it is. To kidnap a soldier right in front of the unit. Wouldn’t it be fortunate if the sentry at the guardhouse didn’t get shot?”
“What are you talking about? Those are all horror bullets.”
“No. I don’t know if it’s the ROK military, but it’s not a blank bullet loaded by the US military.”
“Uh?”
“Ruler! Stop everyone, let’s go!”
“No! Hey! That’s an American soldier carrying live ammunition, how did you know that!”
“Even if we leave now, we will arrive later than opening time! Hurry up and leave!”
“Don’t talk back!”
“Look. The pistols worn by American soldiers are automatic. If you shoot blanks with an automatic pistol, you have to reload each time you use it because there is no warhead. You can’t use such a troublesome method.”
“Ah, that’s right~”
“Hmm? I explained it at best, but how can a horse have no soul?”
“Because I gave you my soul in quarters. So yes.”
“Ha ha, that’s an excuse I like. Then sleep Do you know this too?”
“What?”
“How come Taeyeon, Sehee, and Yenna were in that car?”
“Because it is dangerous to ride on the highway with six people. That’s what your brother told you.”
“Well, that’s not the main purpose.”
“Then what is the main purpose… Hey. Why are you coming?”
Haha! While I’m telling you my main objective, I should also tell you why I rode alongside you. With the body, of course!”
“Kyaaak! No! Do not!”
“If you don’t do it, you want to do more! Aaaaang!”
“Then I will drive on the first lane. There is a drowsiness shelter in front, so you have to do it at least once until then. I want to do it too.”