Chapter 713 – Yena! Come On! Uncle Will Give You Something Good!

We stopped at the zoo located inside the amusement park to extinguish the boat a bit. The first place I went to was Pujik Zoo, where I could directly touch and play with small and cute animals.

… The popping sound you make when you poop is right.

Anyway, Jena excitedly ran to the park with the cute little animals, and she approached the animals like any other kid here.

Hehe! Mom! Mom! There’s a rabbit here! Rabbit!”

“Okay? Rabbit? Are there cute rabbits like our Jena?”

Her Taeyeon smiled graciously at the sight of her daughter chasing after her hopping rabbit. Seeing her like that, I asked as if I was curious about her demon king.

“Aren’t you tired of saying that every day?”

“Then don’t you get tired of talking like that?”

“Jiheon said this way of speaking was cute.”

“Oh, is that so?”

Taeyeon answered with a voice mixed with a sigh.

“You should have a baby too. Then, even if I didn’t want to do it, I ended up like this.”

“I’ve been practicing making babies a lot.”

“Crazy bitch, really.”

“Why but? You did a lot too.”

“… Done. Fuck.”

Taeyeon, who gets stabbed a lot, turned her head back to Jena. I looked at that figure, but this time I looked at Se-hee and Min-ah, who were standing in front of the snack vending machine with me.

“Wow, why is this 5,000 won? Are dogs expensive?”

“It’s okay, Sehee. That’s a lot of money.”

“Looking at it, there are only carrots, isn’t it a bitch?”

What they were buying was not snacks for us, but snacks for the animals running around there. Selling less than a handful for 5,000 won was a bit like that, but I could have paid generously for Jena.

“Originally, an amusement park is like that.”

Caught between the girlfriends, I asked while rummaging through my pockets.

“Is this a card?”

“Yes, it will.”

“Then I-“

“It will be Minah’s card.”

“Uh?”

Before I could react, Mina slipped the drawn card into her reader. Then, when I pressed the button, less than a handful of carrots fell from the bottom wrapped in plastic.

“No, I can pay.”

She said as she picked up the bag with regret. To that, Mina returned her card to her wallet and she replied.

“It’s okay, Jiheon. For Jiheon, just paying semen is enough.”

“Hey!”

“If my brother had that, that would be enough.”

“Noisy, these guys!”

Even Se-hee agreed, so I had no choice but to widen my eyes. Watching that the two of them were talking nonsense, he turned around and called out to Jena in a bright voice.

“Yena! Yena! Come on! Uncle will give you something good!”

“Hey!”

“Yes!”

I just said it as it was, but Taeyeon glared at me with her eyes wide open like I did earlier. She arrived in front of me before her own daughter could even run.

“Hey, bitch. Aren’t you talking straight?”

“Uh, huh? What?”

“Whoever sees it, fuck it. You look like a fucking pervert.”

Standing right in front of me, Taeyeon said, biting her molars as if she would chew me up at any moment. In addition to the current police officer, I was stuck in the eyes of her baby mother, and I asked other girlfriends to help me explain this situation,

“Mina unnie. Please buy me one too.”

“Yes, I understand.”

Before I even asked, they were already doing something else and pretending not to know.

Those… !

“Uncle, why?”

When I was feeling bottomless betrayal, an angel appeared to save me. If Mawang and Sehee’s mother were goddesses, Yenna, who had just arrived, was no different from an angel.

“Uh, uh, there it is.”

I changed the topic in order to somehow get away from Taeyeon’s deadly stare. I hurriedly squatted down, made eye contact with Jena, and held out the bag of carrots Mina had bought.

“This, red sister bought it for me. If I give you this, the rabbits will like it?”

“Really?”

“Then. So, here.”

To change the subject and cool down, Taeyeon grabbed her wrist and handed it to Yena and said,

“Here, go with mom, give me carrots. Understand?”

“Yes! Mom! Let’s go!”

“Oh, uh, yes, yes. Wait for a sec!”

Taeyeon told me to wait, but I was grabbed by her small hand and dragged away. Of course she glared at me like we’ll see, but that was for later anyway. Later, that anger might be relieved.

“Haha, it’s you too.”

The demon king, who was watching this with his arms crossed from afar, said as he approached.

“Anyone who manages to get out of a crisis even if they are cornered is a warrior.”

“Then what do you say when your boyfriend is cornered and doesn’t help you?”

“What would you say?”

“They are lovely, pretty, and extremely sexy girlfriends.”

“Yes, Jiheon.”

“So what?!”

As Taeyeon left, Minah and Sehee, who had been standing in front of the snack vending machine, approached. Deep in my heart, I felt betrayed by them, but deep inside I had love, so I couldn’t get angry anymore.

As time passed, the boat I called went out to some extent. Accordingly, Yena, Taeyeon, and Sehee decided to play at the zoo, and the rest of the members moved to ride other rides nearby.

“You-all! Isn’t this when you come here! This!”

The place where the demon king looked with his eyes sparkling was none other than the Amazon Express. It is a ride that several people enjoy sitting on a large boat shaped like a donut, and it is famous for the soulless song that the staff sing while guiding.

“Ruler! Come on! Hurry!”

“Ugh! Hey! Okay let go!”

“Yes, I understand.”

The excited demon king took Mina and I by the hand and led them. Like a famous place, the front of the balloon was already full of waiting lines.

“Ha ha, as expected!”

Even though it was a weekday morning, the demon king nodded proudly as he saw many people standing in line.

“Now that the Jims are standing in line with so many people, they are one step closer to signing up.”

It was nonsensical bullshit, but to enjoy the time in line, I agreed with it.

“I feel like I’m a few steps away from figuring that out.”

“It’s okay. The road to becoming an insider isn’t that harsh, and it’s not that tough either.”

“But why is it so hard to become an insider?

“It’s just because I think it’s too easy. Because you were careless, you were counterattacked by Asa’s energy.”

“Was it like that?”

I listened to the devil’s nonsense and looked at Mina behind me. She asked her opinion of her standing in silence with her expressionless face close to hers.

“It’s Mina. What do you think?”

“Yes, Jiheon.”

After a brief silence, Minah told her thoughts about her celebrity in her slightly husky voice.

“It may be speculation, but there is a possibility that we are already insiders.”

“Hmm, what do you think?”

“There are three reasons I think so.”

Mina raised her hand with her three fingers pinned. Folding her fingers one by one, she gave her reasoning.

“First, we all have lovers.”

“Um, yes.”

“Right, right?”

The lover was all me, but I didn’t say anything wrong, so I quietly nodded her head.

“And secondly, we all look great.”

“Hmm?”

“Really?”

The demon king narrowed his brows, saying it was strange, but I asked with admiration. After hearing the following words, our reactions were mixed.

“Of course, except for Jiheon.”

“Haha! I bet!”

“Yes, you bad ones.”

I didn’t feel too bad because I already knew it. I was just average looking compared to other people, and all the girls I dated were too beautiful for me.

While chewing the bitter truth inside, Mina folded her last index finger and said the reason that we are insiders.

“The last third. We all practice group sex,”

“Hey?!”

“Ahahahahahaha!”

Before she could even finish her words, she glared at Min-ah in amazement, and her busted demon king nodded her head one after another as if acknowledging her.

Haha! Yes! What assholes would have done that! Haha!”

“Noisy! Be quiet!”

I hurriedly looked around in case someone heard it. Fortunately, we were still at the end of the waiting line, and thanks to Mina’s low voice, the conversation didn’t seem to spread loudly.

Haha, ah, hey. Isn’t that too funny?”

“It’s an honor, Sohee.”

As if they were not paying attention to my worries, the demon king and Mina calmly talked. I was going to stare at them both and tell them to watch their mouths.

“Wow, really, the dog is pretty… !”

If only I hadn’t heard the thrilling voice.

“Adults, I found a really, really pretty woman!”

“Hmm? Something?”

As the trembling voice continued to be heard, the demon king looked back. Of course, Minah and I turned our heads together to see who was doing the shit in public.

“What should I do. Do I get the number? Follow?”

A few meters away, I saw a man talking to himself in a mountaineering suit with a mountaineering bag. Holding a selfie stick, he looked towards the lens, then turned his head this way, and our eyes met.

“Ugh! Hey, hey, hey!”

Appearing to be a personal broadcaster, he hurriedly approached us as if he saw this as an opportunity. Then, still looking at himself through the lens, he asked Mina, who was the furthest behind.

“Hello. I am a tube person. Could you possibly appear on my show?”

“…”

“Ah, my introduction is late. My name is Boram, the leader of the Adult Boram Group, which has 110,000 subscribers.”

Seeing him speak so swiftly as if he would not listen to a refusal, I was dazed. Contrary to me who was surprised, Mina raised the corner of her mouth with smoke and said.

“You don’t like it?”

“Yes?”

“I hate it.”

“No, that’s me, the product too,”

“I said no.”

Embarrassed and looking for something to say, Minah, who had rejected him several times, turned her head forward. Looking at me like that, he spoke with a lovely voice.

“Self? Can you help me?”

“Ah, yes.”

He immediately came to his senses at the request for help and stood between Mina and the guy wondering whether it was rewarding or abandoned. As she made direct eye contact with him, she conveyed her will instead of Minah.

“I said no. Just go.”

“Ah, ah, yes… Sorry…”

Contrary to his cheerful approach, he began to distance himself from us while nodding off several times. Seeing how he fell easier than I thought, I thought he would never approach us again.

“Ah, you adults. I almost got into a fight because of you guys. Uh? No, what if I do that mission again? Amazon Tarano with them. No. Cancellation… To do! It was too much money!”

… That, of course, was just my delusion.