Chapter 720 – Because You Guys Are the Worst Thing Ever.
My girlfriends are good at surprising me. Just as Taeyeon, who wasn’t a pervert at first, is now a complete pervert, she, like her other girlfriends, has happened to surprise me.
Personal maintenance time came after work hours like any other day. As always, I received a phone call from the duty room and watched YouTube while lying on the bed in my dormitory. At this time, Taeyeon called without saying anything.
“Uh, hello?”
Even though I am still a first class soldier, I have a successor. Taeyeon shouted at me in an urgent voice.
-Hey! You, you, when are you on vacation!
“Uh? Vacation? Why are you on vacation?”
– Just tell me when! You, you, vacation next week!
“No, we are still far away.”
-Then say yes quickly! Don’t make people nervous!
“Then you calm down.”
I thought it was something serious, so I got up from the bed. Then she asked her, trying to accept the somewhat shocking thing.
“What’s the matter. What’s the matter.”
– Oh, okay. It’s okay if you don’t have time.
“No, just tell me what’s going on. Weren’t we dating?”
At what I just said, the dormitory staff began to look at me little by little. I asked Taeyeon in a flat tone so they didn’t notice.
“What’s the matter. If I do well, I think I can leave in two weeks.”
– It’s okay. Hang up I’m calling another bitch.
“Just tell me. Seriously, if you know what’s going on, you can get out right away.”
-…
Taeyeon didn’t say anything as if she was thinking for a while. But after about 10 seconds, her voice continued in a low voice.
-Actually, at that time, the Yena parent visit meeting was held,
“I’ll go!”
– I’m surprised, you bastard!
“I want to go! I want to go! I-I really want to go! I won’t buy it!”
– I’m not done talking?!
“Why! I was going to ask if you could go instead! I want to go! Seriously, I can take a vacation then!”
-Can you come if you want to come? Army?
“Oh, I don’t know! If you don’t let them go, they’ll say they’ll kill themselves!”
I wouldn’t really commit suicide, but if she didn’t see Jena raising her hand during class to give a presentation, she would be dead.
“I can really go. You have to go in your place. Yes? Okay. I’ll go. Just dress neatly,”
-I can go too, you asshole!
“Then you want to go together? That’s good too!”
-Listen to what people say! Before killing them!
“…”
-Why are you not talking? Hello? Hello?
“Didn’t you tell me to be quiet?”
-Ah, you bastard… !
She asked me to be quiet, so I did, but I heard a muttered profanity while laughing.
– Haaa, so.
Taeyeon, who sighed and controlled her anger, explained what was going on in a calm tone.
-On Wednesday of the following week, there is a parent visit meeting in Yena. Do you understand this?
“Huh.”
-But I don’t know if I’ll be there then or not. Then, what the fuck happened.
“What. Are you a model?”
-How did you know?
“When you say that, it always is.”
-You know it all too well, bastard.
After she was exposed to the media once during Chuseok, things like Taeyeon’s public relations ambassador for the police popped up every once in a while. It wasn’t a job she liked, of course, but it was a job she had no choice but to take because it helped her advance.
– They say work is finished in the morning that day? The visitation meeting is in the afternoon, so it’s okay. But damn, the cops are civil servants too, so shit can delay them. So, in case you don’t know, I’m asking you in advance.
“Okay. Then I will go.”
-Don’t go crazy. Are you okay on vacation? I have to drive it out in my later years.
“If it’s for Yena’s sake, I can even subtract 2 nights and 3 days.”
– Fuck. I know what kind of father he is…
Taeyeon grumbled, but her voice was filled with some unknown satisfaction.
“Oh, but.”
At this point, a natural curiosity arose.
“Didn’t you ask the other kids? What about Soheena, Sehee, and Minah?”
-They are busy. College students who don’t even have blood on their heads give lectures, and Min-ah, that wet bitch, has a company.
Since she is June, she wondered if she would be Mina even if she was a sister busy with exams, but when she thought about it, it was difficult for her. It was because I took too many breaks to meet my vacation.
“Then what about the others? Don’t you have any friends?”
-Do you want to fight, bitch?
Taeyeon, who had been talking like a growl, heard her happy words with a voice mixed with a sigh.
-In my surroundings, the only puppies worth going to see Jena with are your puppies.
“Really?”
-Uh. Fuck. Because you kill the most.
Was it for show off? Uh, but Then me too?
– Except for you.
Okay. I knew it.
Anyway, I ran outside as soon as the phone call ended to go to the class observation meeting. I went to the administrator who manages soldiers’ leave and asked for it, and I got leave on the condition that I lose to him when I played basketball with black people.
It was to spend the rest of the time in a situation where I had already won a vacation. Of course, it wasn’t particularly difficult for the ex-hero who had become friends with the demon king and was now lying in bed.
Two weeks passed, and I took a three-day vacation I had sacrificed my last years for. The first thing to do after coming out into society was to choose a suit to wear to the visit.
“Hmm, so Genga decided to ask for Jim’s help.”
“You didn’t call.”
“You only called me, sister.”
As for the fashion side, I thought I should lend a hand to a woman, so I called Se-hee. It was because she always dressed smartly and prepared for her exams without any problems.
“You go and study. You are now in the 4th grade.”
But the Demon King was different. It was because after this semester, there was only one semester left before graduation, and it was time to prepare for a job.
“Jim can’t do that. You came all the way to the dressmaker like this.”
Even after hearing my realistic words, the demon king firmly shook his head with his arms crossed. Then he looked at me with strong-willed blue eyes and said.
“How can I ignore you, whom Jim loves so much, when he seeks help?”
“I asked Se-hee for help?”
“You don’t have to be so shy. It’s okay. I’ll tell Jim everything.”
He was a demon king who did not listen to me and sat down and only talked about himself. Seeing her like that, Se-hee came up with the same opinion as the thought in my head now.
“I’m just doing that because I don’t want to study.”
“Yes? Can you see it?”
“Write it, you guys! How can you underestimate Jim? Jim, your boyfriend and sister!”
No matter how much the demon king took it off, it looked just like that. Still, he had already arrived at the dressmaker’s shop, but I couldn’t even tell him to go, so in the end we decided to go in together.
“You must study. I need to get a job.”
“Haha! You can ask Minah to get a job, what are you worried about!”
“Seriously, my mother would be mad at me. She is a nuisance.”
As we talked, we entered the dressmaker’s shop. As we entered the room, where numerous suits were hung, a neatly dressed female employee politely greeted us.
“Hello. Are you looking for something?”
“Yes!”
As always in front of strangers, the demon king spoke normally. She smiled sweetly and communicated her request to her staff.
“He wants to wear a butcher suit as pretty as my hair.”
“Uh? I?”
“That’s right. My brother wants to try on a butcher suit.”
“When did I!”
As if she thought it would be fun, Sehee also copied what her older sister said.
“Ah yes. Please?”
The staff did not erase their smiles even when they saw the sisters telling absurd lies and me shocked by the lies. She put her hands in the pockets of her vest over her white shirt as she continued to smile sweetly.
“Then, I’ll take the gentleman’s size first. Would you like to come this way?”
As she said she would measure her size, what she took out was a thin tape measure. The clerk took us in front of a mirror in the corner of the store, and when she got there, she took out a tape measure and said,
“Then I’ll size you up. Please open your arms comfortably.”
“Ah yes.”
As I quietly spread my arms, the staff started measuring several sizes. Start with arm length, shoulder width, neck circumference, and chest circumference.
“Excuse me.”
“…”
As I was measuring my chest circumference, the clerk took the form of hugging me. She didn’t want to be conscious of it, but the strong scent of cosmetics rose up her neckline as she approached.
Click!
“Uh?”
I suddenly heard the sound of the camera shutter and turned my head to see who had taken the picture. Perhaps it is obvious, but it was Sehee who held the smartphone like a camera.
“What’re you doing?”
“What do you mean?”
Click!
Se-hee took the picture again with a nonchalant face. Then he put down the phone and told me.
“I’m filming my brother cheating on me.”
“What am I cheating on?!”
“Oh, sorry. Ho ho ho.”
At Sehee’s words, the staff member who was measuring her chest fell off and laughed. She squatted down and now measured her lower body.
“How can you cheat on such a pretty girlfriend? Isn’t it?”
“That’s not my girlfriend.”
“Yes?”
“Uh?”
Not only the staff, but I turned my head in surprise. Seeing us like that, Sehee said with a calm face.
“Your brother’s girlfriend is over there right now.”
While talking, Sehee looked at the direction she pointed to. A little far away from here, the demon king, who had changed into a black suit, was standing there before he knew it.
“…”
Sizzle sizzle
Borrowing shoes and a bowler hat, the Demon King silently walked towards us. Then he rotated his body half a turn to show his profile, bouncing his silence followed back and forth in time with the song he sang on his lips.
“Doo-dung ♪ Doo-dung ♪ Doo-dung ♪ Doo-dung ♪”
“Ah.”
It came out before I was born, but a song that was famous enough to be known came from the mouth of the demon king. Moreover, it was a dance that I already knew about the movement of bouncing the silence followed. But that wasn’t what mattered now.
“I don’t know. Se-hee, do you know?”
“Who are you?”
“Don’t pretend you don’t know me!”
“Beek! Cheeks!”
Even in the midst of this, the demon king kicked and danced, and showed the effect of the exam period on college students.
“How are you? Are there any parts that make you frown?”
“Ah yes. I think it’s fine. Hey, how are you? Awesome?”
“Whoa… !”
Click!
“It seems fine.”
“Don’t say that. Tell me what it is.”
“Ugh. Exactly, that’s what it looks like.”
“What is that?”
“What? He’s sexy enough to ask me to go to a motel after it’s over.”