Chapter 794 – What a Surprise. It’s Not Like I Pooped on the Sheets.

Married woman (Jin) debut as a virtuber, the words suddenly came to mind. It was a word she had heard that if the demon king debuted as a vertube, it would appear as a title, but she didn’t dare to think of it in the current situation where she was being bombarded with bullets.

Kaga gaga gaga river!

“Ugh, another shot!”

“Hey, hey! Hold tight!”

“Aagh! Jiheon!”

Jamming gig

She turned right and avoided the bullets coming from behind. We got out of danger once again, but we have one thing to thank for the bastards who shot us.

“Ugh! Hey! Right here, right there! Right there!”

“Oh, uh! That’s right! That’s right! You can keep going like this!”

A familiar street appeared through the now cracked windshield. We arrived at the place where we had a battle earlier, to be exact, where Hyeon-soo was kidnapped.

“Ugh! Right! Right!”

Looking at the brass shell casings on the side of the road, I realized that the distance was correct. I stepped on the accelerator, full of hope that I could return to the base if I continued.

“Oh, hey, hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!”

“Why.”

I was going well, but suddenly Hyeonsu made a fuss. I couldn’t see well because I was squinting my eyes because of the wind, but since I was doing this next to me, I asked nervously.

“Why are you doing that? Why are you fucking?”

“You, everything, on the bridge! On the leg, blood! Right leg!”

“It was buried a while ago, idiot. When I save you.”

“No, not that! You’re bleeding!”

“What bullshit, uh.”

When I lowered my gaze slightly, I witnessed fresh blood oozing out of the dark red bloodstains covered with dust. It was only then that I realized that I had been shot in the right thigh, and a burning pain immediately came up.

“Aww, you fucking bastards!”

Boooung…

As the pain rose, my right foot, which had been stepping on the accelerator, did not properly enter. Hyeonsu made a fuss again at the slowly slowing speed.

“Hey, hey! Speed! Speed!”

“I know, son of a bitch! This is fucking sick!”

“Too slow!”

Quack!

Booooong

“Aagh! You crazy bastard!”

Hyeonsu This crazy bastard put his hand on my right knee and pressed it hard. It was fortunate that the speed increased, but the pain also increased, so I started cursing.

“Hands off! Hands off, you asshole! Don’t make me a fool!”

“Oh, oh, sorry! Sorry!”

“Sorry, fuck you! You are not coming here!”

He made a fist with his right hand while holding the steering wheel with his left hand. I swung it to the side of the suspension and gave back even a little bit of this pain.

Took! Widely!

“Evil! Ahh, Jiheon-ah!”

“It hurts! I was sick too!”

“No, that, hemostasis! Hemostasis!”

“Hit you some more, you bastard!”

Pak! Puck! Widely!

“Fuck you bastard, really. It hurts so much.”

After relaxing a bit like that, I used my right hand to hold the steering wheel again. When I stopped punching him, Hyeonsu lowered his arm from guarding and rummaged around his waist.

“What are you doing.”

“No, my first aid kit.”

“No, climber. I saw it earlier.”

“Oh, not really.”

“No… Peel.”

I slowed down slowly, biting my teeth in pain. I was shot in the leg, but I thought the injury and bleeding would get worse if I stepped on the accelerator, and I told my thoughts as I drove the car to the shoulder.

“Hey, you drive now.”

“Uh, me?”

“Yes, you. I need to stop bleeding now. You drive.”

“No, I don’t have a license.”

“I’m on the 2nd? I’ll let you know. Then put it aside.”

I couldn’t afford to wait for you to tell me that I knew it. His hands began to tremble as the shock of being shot hit him more and more. In the end, I couldn’t go far and stopped the car on the shoulder of the road.

“Hey. You down.”

“Are you really okay? My license,”

“I know you don’t! Then you didn’t get me shot! Hurry up and change!”

“Okay. Wait for a sec.”

The bullet must have grazed a nerve, and it became very nerve-wracking. Seeing me like this, Hyeon-soo opened the car door and got out of his car with the AK, which has now become his own gun.

Tak Tak Tak

“Ugh, fuck… !”

While Hyeon-soo returned to the front of the bonnet, I moved my seat while muttering curse words. Fortunately, the bullet didn’t break any bones, so I didn’t have an extra joint, and I sat in the passenger seat with the other leg raised.

Rattle

“Oh.”

Now, as I was about to move my K-2, Hyun-soo opened the driver’s door. He looked at the leather seats drenched in my blood and his face hardened.

“Just ride. Don’t die.”

“Yes.”

“What are you so surprised about? It’s not like I pooped on the sheets.”

“That’s right.”

As Hyun-soo nodded and climbed into the driver’s seat, he noticed a small hole in the seat that hadn’t been seen before. It looked like a bullet had gone through it, apparently cleanly, which meant the bleeding could be serious.

“Oh, fuck.”

While muttering curses that I don’t know how many times, I stretched out my hand behind my waist like a hyeonsu earlier. There was a first aid kit that had been provided here, and it was fucking difficult to open the lid.

“Why not?”

Blood is now soaking the passenger seat, but the emergency kit didn’t open, so I got annoyed. Hyeon-soo asked me while holding his steering wheel.

“What do you do now, Jiheon-ah?”

“Step on the clutch and step on the accelerator. Gentle.”

“What is the clutch and the accelerator?”

“… Clutch on the far left, accelerator on the right.”

I tried to get irritated for a moment, but I held it in. It was largely thanks to the opening of the first aid kit lid.

“It’s okay.”

Rustle rustle

As Hyeonsu moved the car slowly, I pulled out the items in the kit. Two fake CAT tourniquets, compression bandages, gauze, dressing pads, a pair of medical gloves, bandage tape, and scissors were all.

“No, I mean, if you get hit by more than two bullets, just look around.”

I grumbled and put the items in the passenger’s glove box. Thinking it would be a big deal if I dropped it on the floor and stepped on it, I cut off the combat uniform pants with scissors.

Creak creak

“What, what are you doing?”

Hyeonsu, who was driving with his head forward like a turtle, glanced this way. I tried to forget the pain of being burned, and I told them about first aid.

“First of all, if you bleed, the first thing to do is to know where you were injured. Because it can click in strange places. Ah.”

As soon as I cut the blood-stained part with a 1-character, the wound was immediately visible. A stream of red blood was dripping from the black hole in my thigh, and since it was a penetrating wound, there must have been a bigger hole in the lower part.

“If it’s on a limb like now, you can use a tourniquet.”

After inserting the scissors into the passenger’s glove box and putting on medical gloves, he proudly held up a black tourniquet. I put it that looked like a belt a little higher up the wound and started tightening it so hard that it really hurt.

Aaaaa

“This, again, is fucking painful… ! But, heck, do it, okay? … !”

It felt like it was more painful than a gunshot wound, but thanks to the proper tying, the blood flowing thinly from the entrance was able to stop. However, the most painful part was not over.

“Now, after stopping the bleeding like this, I need to disinfect the wound, right? But, now I can become a professional or a dick. That’s just omitted. So, now, haaaaa, fuck… !”

Rustle rustle

Instead of a dressing pad, I picked up a gauze that has a hemostatic effect. I tore open the transparent plastic packaging, lifted the shot leg lightly with my left hand, and inserted gauze into the ejection port.

Fu-wook, Fu-uk, Fu-uk

“Aww… !”

Literally, I couldn’t even groan properly at the pain of opening my wounds. It was as if a pole heated by fire had been poked into my leg, and I was about to vomit at the first touch of my inner flesh.

“… Ha! Ha! Ha!”

However, the pain was too great to stop the bleeding. As I was forced to put gauze on the wound, I gasped and picked up the next step, a compression bandage.

“Ha, ha, ha”

I didn’t have much energy to speak anymore, so I just put the bandage on my lower thigh. Now I had to shudder at the pain that weighed down my wounds, but because I had just tasted an even greater pain, I was able to wind it with relative ease.

“Ha! Ha! Ha! Now, this is the end.”

He stopped the flow of blood with a tourniquet, inserted gauze into the wound, and looked down at his leg with a pressure bandage on top. Then, to replenish the lost blood with water, I put a hose on my shoulder into my mouth.

Chock, Chock, Chock

“Ha, ha, ah, the smell of chocolate.”

Earlier, Hyeonsu ate chocolate and sucked it, so the smell was absorbed. Still, the only thing left was to go back, so I bluffed at Hyeon-su with a face dripping with cold sweat.

“Hey. Does this really hurt when you stuff it with gauze? So don’t get hit with a gun. Got it?”

“Okay, okay.”

“Okay. Good luck then.”

“But, Ji-Heon-ah… !”

Hyeonsu’s voice suddenly called me, mixed with tears. I looked back at him, afraid that he would say nonsense again.

“Why.”

“That, why, are you talking about that?”

“Just.”

“Really, I was just saying… ! I don’t think I’m going to die… !”

“No, you asshole.”

I said no in an annoyed voice. They seem to think that they taught me how to do first aid because they were afraid I would die. … Wait for a sec.

“Aren’t you trained in first aid? Did you doze off during your education?”

“Uh, no.”

“I didn’t sleep, so why don’t you know, you asshole. I didn’t believe in this bastard and sent troops.”

“I’m sorry, Jiheon.”

“Go away, asshole. Don’t fall asleep next time. Got it?”

He smiled and said it was okay. None of the people in the classroom would have expected to use it in real life anyway, and that was the same for me, so what I did now was a skill I learned from my father.

“Haha, fuck. When to get out.”

Turning my head slightly, I turned my gaze to the front where the wind was blowing. And the horse became a seed, and when I turned the corner, a road leading to the wasteland appeared.

“Jiheon.”

Hyeon-soo, who found that road at the same time as me, glanced at me. I probably looked at him with the same eyes as he said.

“Let’s go back.”

“Huh. Let’s go back.”

The pain subsided a little as I could see the way back. We were so excited that we talked about what we would do when we got back.

“What are you going to do when you arrive?”

“First, I will take a shower. It’s so embarrassing. I’m sweating too.”

“But. You stink.”

“Really?”

“Oh, really. You smell so damn much.”

Hyeonsu smelled of sweat as he had been rolling and running under the scorching sun all day. Of course, it was the same here, so the stench was the same.

“Ah, Mr. I need to take a shower. Then you, Jiheon. What are you going to do?”

“I have to go and get treatment. You have a hole in your leg.”

“No, not that. There’s something else What I wanted to do when I didn’t have bread.”

“Uh, then.”

Suddenly, the hair of my lovely girlfriends came to mind. Demon King with silver hair like the stars, Sehee with black hair like the night sky, and Mina with messy red hair. Among them, Taeyeon, who dyed her hair plain brown.

Even if I called my parents who worried about me first, they would be the second to call.

“I have to call, uh uh uh!”

Suddenly a bastard with a rifle walked from the side of the road not far to the right. That bastard raised a black gun toward us as if he had been waiting, and for a moment he fell into the illusion that the world had slowed down.

What do we do? Shall I pick up a gun and shoot? I guess it’s already too late for that. Ah, Mr. You’ll just have a gun in your hand. Just don’t worry. No, the other bastards kept shooting at me, so I had no time to run away. Aaaaah, what are you thinking right now?

In the slow world, I turned my eyes to Hyeonsu. Hyun-soo just happened to find that bastard with a gun, widened his eyes, and turned the steering wheel to the other side as if to avoid it.

What is this kid doing Didn’t you know that turning over at this speed could cause the car to roll over? Oh, I said this bastard was unlicensed. Then, if you drive it, ah, Mr. I’m going to get shot and run away! Fuck you, for real!

“Keep down!”

He shouted quickly and turned his body toward the hyeonsu. I tried to withstand the gunfire by holding the steering wheel that was about to turn with both hands, hoping that the bulletproof plate on my back would block all the bullets.

Kaga gaga gaga river!

As soon as gunshots rang out from behind, I missed my girlfriends so much.

-About 6 hours ago, two soldiers went missing while the Republic of Korea Army was engaged in a skirmish with the militia. The commander reported it as a simple disappearance, but according to the story, Corporal Kim Hyun-soo was kidnapped by the militia, and he and his motive, Corporal Ji-heon Kang, left without permission to save it. What is now clear is that while returning on their own, the two encountered rescuers at the base, and both soldiers suffered gunshot wounds and were being transported by helicopter. Corporal Kim Hyeon-soo, who had a clear consciousness from the time of discovery, was not injured to the extent that it would interfere with his life, but in the case of Corporal Kang Ji-heon, he was said to be in a critical situation as he suffered gunshot wounds to his shoulder, abdomen and legs.