Chapter 885 – My Brother Is Handsome. My Brother Is Hunnam.
“What ah you doing here?” (What are you doing here?)
“Vacation! Dude!” (It’s vacation, bastard!)
“I min, why are you wearing that?” (I mean, why are you wearing that?)
When I was dispatched, thanks to training with the Americans, I communicated with Danny in English. When I point to the only pair of thongs he’s wearing, he opens his arms on a beach crowded with tourists.
“This is the beach!”
Wear that in your country. Or wear it alone in your room.
A bitter smile came out when I saw the swimsuit that was close to triangle panties and T-shorts. Mina said to me while holding a parasol.
“Jiheon. Since the story is going to be long, I will go first.”
“Oh, will you? Okay.”
“Yes, I understand. Excuse me then.”
“What a pity. Couples.”
Mina bowed lightly to Danny with a blunt face and left. As I watched my wife walk away, he whispered with a worried frown on his face.
“Is your wife mad?”
“Why? It’s just cute.” (Why are they just cute?)
As expected, the fact that Minah’s charm is only me made her laugh leak out. I laughed so hard and nodded my head over Danny’s shoulder.
“Are you okay?” (Are you alone?)
“Nope. I’m here with some of my friends. Oh! Damn it!” (No. I came with a few friends. Uh, fuck!)
“Hey. Language. Tell me, kids in here.” (Be careful with your words. There are kids nearby.)
“I’m sorry. I’m bad. By the way, are you staying around here?”
He spat out abusive words as if he had remembered something, and when he asked if he would stay here, a nervous feeling crept up. Something was suspicious, but I nodded like that for now. He wasn’t even a friend to be kicked out by lying anyway.
“Keyword.)
Our plan for today was this. Having fun at the beach, checking in at the hotel, spending the second night of the honeymoon, and moving on to the next destination.
“Oh! That’s great!”
Of course, I didn’t tell you the whole plan. Danny couldn’t hide his joy when he nodded that he was just staying nearby. He lightly covered his mouth with his clenched fist and then spoke in an airy manner.
“Actually, we’re supposed to meet some friends. I want you to come then. Oh. With your wife, too.”
“Mi? Why?” (Me? Why?)
“I’m sorry. Not now. But I’m sure it’s someone you want to see.”
Are you the person I want to see?
I frowned for a moment and thought about who might want to see me. My relationships were so narrow that I couldn’t think of anyone who would want to see me except my wives and fiancé or Jena.
Haha”
Seeing me like this, Danny laughed, saying it was funny. After that, they informed us of the pub name and time they were meeting and left.
“What? Who is it?”
I still didn’t know what he was talking about, so I looked at Danny as he walked away with only his face frowning. But this didn’t suddenly come to mind, so he turned around and walked to the mat where his wives were.
“Oh! Gyopo came!”
“A black-haired foreigner. Welcome.”
“Welcome, Jiheon.”
“No, what are you saying?”
I looked at the demon king, Se-hee, and Min-ah with an absurd smile. They sat in a circle in the shade of a parasol as if protecting something from the outside.
“What are you doing?”
“Hmm! I’m ordering chicken right now!”
“Ah.”
When the demon king spoke while holding up his phone, he nodded. Then he took off his slippers, climbed onto his mat, and joined his wives.
“Where is it? What are you going to do?”
“Didn’t I tell you to order chicken?”
“Just half and half? Eat lightly.”
“Two fried, two seasoned?”
“Because it’s divided in half, it’s not half and half, right?”
“I’m thinking of ordering a beer too.”
“Then take mine off.”
“I will go to the convenience store and buy it. Please don’t order beer.”
“Uh, no. I have to go this time.”
When we joined, we chatted about our late lunch. After ordering the chicken, the subject shifted to the black man I had just spoken to.
“You. How did you get to know him? That bastard.”
“Oh, white boy. I found out while stopping him from flirting with Mina.”
“Ah, are you a love rival?”
“No. That black man can’t even be Jiheon’s rival.”
“Yeah, it is. Huh.”
I nodded with a happy face to Minah, who was speaking firmly across the street. Then he told them the last words he had left earlier.
“But he wants to have a drink with me later. If you have someone to introduce you to. May I go?”
“Hmm, is that a woman?”
“I don’t know. I didn’t even tell you who I was dating.”
Shaking my head, I raised the corner of my mouth and said, “It’s ridiculous.”
“I know I was married in the first place, but why introduce me to a woman? And, well, he doesn’t even have a face that deserves to be introduced.”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“Why why?”
In an instant, the eyes of the wives changed completely. The happy faces that were laughing as usual were nowhere to be found, and they talked to the other wives only with their eyes without looking at me.
“… ?”
“…”
Shaking my head
“…”
Nodding
Raising her eyebrows as if asking what the demon king was like, Sehee shook her head and Mina nodded. When I saw them in their own world, I was nervous for some reason.
“What. Why? Go, don’t go I won’t go if you tell me not to go. Oh, but my wife also asked me to come.”
“… !”
“… Tsk.”
… Nodding
“…”
Nodding
The girls I rolled my eyes at talked to each other only with their eyes. As if the demon king was coercing her, she frowned, Sehee clicked her tongue and nodded as if she couldn’t help it, and Minah still nodded.
“Hey, guys?”
“… You.”
When I looked at him and asked, the demon king called me with a serious face. Not only her, but Sehee and Minah were also sending the same gaze.
“You. Jiheon, no, Jiheon Kang.”
“Uh, uh, sorry?”
When I said the three letters of my name with a serious expression, I apologized involuntarily. But even after seeing me like this, the demon king continued to speak with a straight face.
“Now that I am married to you, I have something to confess to you.”
“What? No i’m scared what’s the matter.”
“Know this. You are handsome.”
“… Uh?”
“Right, brother. My brother is handsome My brother is a handsome man.”
“No, what…”
“I’m sorry for hiding it until now, Jiheon. Jiheon is a handsome man.”
“What, what are you talking about now?”
There were countless times my wives and fiancés played pranks on me. But he had never joked in such a serious atmosphere.
“What. I’m kidding? Are you kidding me?”
“I am not kidding. Seriously.”
“Saying that, don’t just say that you were in charge and not serious.”
“It’s true, brother. Really.”
“Really why? After scaring people for nothing.”
“It seems like they don’t believe us.”
“How can you believe an obvious joke? Just say you look cute.”
Until now, I had never heard that they were good-looking. If I wasn’t ugly by any means, I was average compared to her wives.
“Uh. Thank you though. Even if it’s a lie, it feels good.”
“No. It’s real.”
“Brother. Because it’s real.”
“We didn’t lie.”
When I tried to laugh it off, she instead shook her head with a straight face. Among them, the Demon King sighed and raised her body.
“Ha, that can’t be. I have to show it with my body.”
“What are you doing, sister?”
“Wouldn’t it be quicker to explain once you experience it? Jiheon. Come on, wake up.”
The Demon King, who had been speaking as if resigned, reached out his hand to stand up. When I grabbed his hand and stood up hesitantly, he apologized to me.
“I’m sorry. I don’t like it when you flirt with other women, so I’ve been telling lies all this time.”
“What.”
“It’s real. Now, let’s go out.”
The Demon King dragged me out of his mat. I asked Se-hee and Min-ah as she looked back at her remaining mat and didn’t stop her steps.
“No, where are we going?”
“I’m going to the woman.”
“What woman?”
“No. Over there, see over there?”
I stopped and pointed somewhere, so I turned her head. At the place where the Demon King’s white fingertips pointed, I saw a girl my age who seemed to have come out.
“Does anyone know?”
“He’s someone I don’t know. Sleep then.”
My wife, the demon king, pointed at that woman and said something absurd.
“Go get a number.”
“Hey.”
“Come on. Ruler. Use this as your phone.”
“Uh, wait a minute. Hey?”
When the demon king dragged me away, he forcibly handed over the smartphone he was holding in his other hand. Pushed by her, I asked her while holding her phone.
“What? Is it a hidden camera?”
“It’s not like that. Go ahead and get the number. The phone number is your birthday.”
“What is it, really?”
It was such an absurd situation that I couldn’t turn my head. All of a sudden I’m handsome, her wife giving her her phone and following her other girl’s number.
“No. I will not.”
Instead of going to that woman, I held out my phone to the demon king. Then, before she could speak, she hurriedly opened her mouth.
“I don’t want to get a girl’s number other than you, and I don’t want to get a girl’s number by lying to her because I’m good-looking. I’ll just do something ugly. So let’s go now You ordered chicken.”
This time, I took the demon king’s hand and dragged him in the direction of his mat. Demon King was taken to the place where Sehee and Mina were with a blank face.
“Came?”
“Are you here?”
“Hey.”
Took!
Minah, who was about to say hello to us when we arrived, stopped talking and threw the devil’s smartphone onto the mat. I told her wives, knowing that I was a bit nervous.
“I don’t care if I’m handsome or ugly. I just need you. My appearance is just a joke. ‘Cause I don’t care anyway okay?”
“… OK.”
“Why? What happened?”
“Yes, I understand.”
“Nothing happened.”
It was obvious what had happened, but I deliberately glossed over and climbed onto the mat. Then, they sat side by side with the Demon King who had been brought with them.
“Ruler.”
Wow!
“Hmm?”
I put my arm around the shoulder of the Demon King who had been weak since he refused to pick up a number. I nodded slightly at the appearance of the demon king raising her head in surprise, then looked at her and her younger brother.
“Sehee too. Come on.”
“Uh, me?”
“Okay. You. Come on.”
Saying come, he raised his still-empty arm. Se-hee looked at me with a puzzled expression for a moment, as if she couldn’t understand this situation, but soon after, she came into my arms like her older sister.
“Jiheon. What can I do?”
“Do I really have to speak?”
“Yes, I understand. Excuse me then.”
The last remaining Minah stood up. She passed by the demon lord and stood behind me, and as she sat down, she put her leg in the gap between the other wives and my side.
“Hey, what are you doing?”
When Mina, who at best thought she would cut her leg, did this, I couldn’t help but panic. But she casually wrapped her legs around my waist and hugged me as if leaning on my back.
“Do I have to speak?”
“No.”
“Yes, Jiheon. I am here.”
“Ha, sir… !”
The annoyance that had risen before had to disappear. Minah hugging me from behind, and Mawang and Sehee hugging each other in her arms. It was impossible to maintain irritation at the touch of these three people from the start.
“Hey. Baek So-hee.”
“Ugh, um.”
“Baek Se-hee.”
“Yes, brother.”
“Chaemin-ah.”
“Yes, Jiheon.”
Even so, I continued to pretend to be angry.
“I already said, I don’t care what I look like. If you say you’re handsome, you feel good, and if you say you’re ugly, you just get angry. I’m really, just having you is enough. Look. You’re getting angry right now.”
“Poop”
“Do not laugh. Because I was angry with you.”
“Kheup, I’m sorry.”
“No. Keep smiling because your smile is pretty. Okay?”
“Hmm. OK.”
Only now did the demon king smile. Following her, Sehee asked.
“Brother. Shall I laugh too?”
“Are you not going to laugh? Hurry up and laugh before I get angry.”
“All right.”
At my words, Sehee raised the corner of her mouth happily. And now, Mina, the last one left, asked what to do.
“Jiheon. What can I do?”
“You, that, you lower your legs a little bit. Loosen up your legs a bit.”
“Is that what you mean?”
“Uh, uh. As it is. Stay still. You’re pretty when you’re still.”
“It is an honour.”
“Okay. Me too.”
Nodding at Mina’s words, I looked at the sea. Even if the cool sea was right in front of me, I could only feel warm love beside me and behind me.
I was sure that my thoughts were correct as we stuck together without any conversation. It didn’t matter what my face looked like, and I was happy as long as they were there like now. Of course, it wasn’t without problems.
“Could you lower your legs a little more?”
“Uh.”
“Haaa, hey.”
“Brother. This is kinda…”
“I can’t help it either.”
The touch of the bare skin on both sides, the feeling of two lumps being crushed on the back, and the strong body odor of the loved ones were transmitted, and parts of the body reacted. Mina covered it with her leg, but there was no way her sister wouldn’t be able to see it.
Still, I was happy. That’s why I didn’t move from this position until the chicken arrived, and my wives either hugged me or chatted while holding me.