Chapter 889 – I’m Real! I’m a Real War Hero!
The tattoos on my wrists were more like trophies. It was proof that I had dealt with an enemy codenamed Joker 35, and I went to a tattoo shop with my father to get this Joker tattoo. Without anesthesia. Raw.
“So, whois he?” (So, who is this guy?)
Of course, I knew that there were not one or two guys with the code name Joker. Still, since he had the same tattoo as me, I somehow felt a sense of kinship with him, and curiosity arose.
“I told you. Greg.” (I told you, Greg.)
“…”
Haha! Okay. I’ll tell you.” Haha, okay. I’ll tell you.)
When I glared lightly at Danny, who was pretending, he smiled broadly and nodded his head. Then he explained who Greg was, lowering his arm as if the pain in his wrist had now subsided.
“Greg had a deployment, but he was on the same base as you.”
Did you? Didn’t you see him training with the Green Berets?
“And, this is the most important thing.”
It wasn’t until I heard the following words that I understood why Danny wanted to let me meet him.
“When you were left behind in the city with your friend, the support team helped you. Greg is one of them.”
Hey.)
“!”
“Yeah, he saved your ass.”
As my feelings for Greg changed to a crush, I remembered what had happened at that time. At that time, I was bleeding profusely and was dying, and I would have died one more time if my father hadn’t brought other members of the unit.
“What?!”
“Oh, brother?”
“…”
I was not shaken by myself. Like Minah, the wives who can speak at least a simple conversation know what that word means,
“Did you almost get raped there?!”
“If it’s your ass, you mean oppa’s back hole?!”
“Jiheon’s maiden is mine.”
“These crazy bitches?!”
I was cursed at the ridiculous and ridiculous bullshit. Naturally, my wives, who expected this kind of reaction, shamelessly giggled and laughed.
“Ahahahaha! You! Seeing my wife as a crazy bitch!”
“Ah, too. Is this why you married your brother?”
“Jiheon. Jiheon’s maiden is mine. I clearly remember.”
“Where did you remember that! Noisy!”
I glared at the wives who knew everything and translated it literally. I wanted to say more, but when I heard Danny, I couldn’t ignore one of my lifesavers.
“Thank you. Thank you for saving my life.” (Thank you for saving me.)
I honestly thanked her and held out my hand. But Greg, this bastard was somehow uncomfortable.
“Well, yeah, it was a mission.”
He just nodded briefly and didn’t even hold my hand. Even Danny was surprised to see this and frowned.
“Yeah, sure. Enjoy the party.” (Yes, then. Enjoy the party.)
“Hey, hey, hey!” (Hey hey hey!)
Now, as he turned around and was about to leave, Danny hurriedly grabbed him. I tried to bring the story to Greg, who kept looking suspicious.
“Don’t just go, just talk about it then! He’s gonna want to hear it!”
No, he didn’t really want to hear it.
“Oh, well…” (Uh, so…)
Greg, who had failed to rise, looked flustered to anyone. He ran his hand through his bare, bare head, and then poured out words with a rapid-fire cannon, almost as if he were rapping.
“I was on my way to Humvee, and I ran into him in a truck. And I gave him medical assistance.”
“No, you didn’t say that.”
From what I can remember sparsely, it was true, but Danny asked in a puzzled tone. And then he told me what he had heard, and more precisely, why Greg was about to leave him.
“I ran into a truck, and I heard the enemy was chasing it. So you said you killed Joker 35 after hours of skirmishing.”
After fighting for hours, you said you killed Joker 35.)
“What?”
“Uh, um…”
It was a story I had never heard before. All battles and attacks stopped when they got out of the city, and there was no pursuit when the truck Hyeon-su was driving ran into the reinforcements.
He looked at Greg with a frown at the story he had never heard before. He couldn’t even make eye contact with me and looked around him in embarrassment.
“Hey, show me the list.” (Hey, show me your wrist.)
I remembered the card-shaped tattoo I saw on his wrist earlier and said in a low voice. But Greg didn’t show it easily.
“Funk you.”
“The fucking bastard is real.”
When this bastard turned around and tried to leave, I caught him while muttering a heartfelt curse. I immediately grabbed his wrist and tried to see exactly which card it was.
“Hey! What the fuck are you!”
“Z! Z!”
“Um, but why?”
“Brother. Why? Yes? Why are you doing this?”
“Jiheon. Do you have a problem.”
“Oh, wait! Stay still! Money move!”
Even if there was a little commotion, he didn’t stop checking what tattoos were on his wrists. On his wrist was the Joker card he had seen before, and the letters and numbers on it were the same as mine.
JOKER:35
“Ha, fuck.”
When I saw this, I laughed out loud because it was so absurd. After the lie was exposed, Greg was stiff and unable to do anything, and Danny asked what the situation was.
“Hey, Z! What’s going on?” (Hey, Z! What’s going on?)
“…”
I didn’t bother to answer. Greg, holding this asshole’s wrist in his left hand, raised her right arm. He lowered his sleeve and showed Danny his bare wrist.
“!”
Obviously, there are two wrists on the right arm, but the pictures drawn are all the same. Of course, the design and other details were different, but the contents were not different.
“Fuck! You monkey punk!” (Fuck! You monkey bastard!)
Widely!
Danny looked at me in bewilderment, and Greg shook my hand. He got angry with the red flag and pointed at me.
“Are you trying to seduce a girl with that fake tattoo? Something you didn’t even do!”
I thought I was wrong for a moment because I looked so confident. But I was there, and there I killed my enemies with my own hands.
“Hey! Ladies!” (Hey, ladies!)
This bastard didn’t know what was going on, so he called my wives, who were staring at me with bewildered eyes. He continued to lie while pointing at me with a slightly trembling hand.
“He’s a liar! Don’t date him! I’m real! I’m a real war hero!”
“… What do you mean, now?”
The demon king frowned at his absurdity and was at a loss for words for a moment before asking. It wasn’t because I couldn’t understand that English, it was just a reaction that came out because it was nonsense.
“Why? Why does this man say he is a war hero?”
“Jiheon.”
“Uh. Know.”
Se-hee and Min-ah, of course, didn’t believe that. I nodded her head to Minah, who was looking at me, and nodded annoyed at this bastard.
“Yes. You are a real warrior hero. U real. Thank you for your service.” (Yes. You are a real war hero. You are real. Thank you for your help.)
“… !”
The cub, who noticed that he was being sarcastic, dyed his face red. He literally glared at me to death, then turned around and started to leave.
“What, what the… !”
The sudden uproar has kept Danny still awake. And the way he looked back and forth between me and Greg didn’t seem to know who the liar was, so I told him the truth.
“What the fuck!”
Danny cursed at the fact that I was, as Greg put it, a real war hero, and that bastard was a liar. Of course, my wives were right in front of me, so they apologized and continued talking to me.
“You trust me?” (Trust me?)
“Of course. Dixon doesn’t lie.”
“Pu-huh?!”
The person who responded to Danny’s words with a smirk was the Demon King. As I watched her smile, shaking her shoulders, I wondered who her Dixon was, and met her eyes again.
“And…”(And…)
Danny shrugged her shoulders, then he really did. He told me why he believed in me.
“Your story is more credible. How can I save a friend and get a medal without a battle? Besides, that guy’s story has changed every time.”
“Thank you.”
Haha, welcome.”
Took
When I said thank you for trusting me, Danny lightly punched me in the chest. Then, with a sigh, she put her hand on her hip.
“By the way. We’d better let them know he’s a liar, right?”
“Paddle. Child money pays that” (No. I don’t care.)
“No. You have to.” (No, you have to.)
“Uh?”
Looking at it seriously, I was a little embarrassed. Unlike usual, Danny told me about the bastard’s behavior without a smile.
“He’s meeting girls with that story. Show the girls a tattoo and seduce them that they’re war hero. That’s his trick.”
Call me a hero That’s his method.)
“Ha, Mr.”
To be honest, when I saw him pretending to be me, I was just dumbfounded. But when I heard that he was flirting with women with that, I got annoyed.
“Well, I’ll go tell the girls to be careful. Not to spend the night with a liar.”
“Okay. Thank you.”
“Yeah. See, ya.” (Yes. See you later.)
So Danny left, and I sat down holding my boiling heart. Immediately after that, the demon king asked me.
“At first glance, it sounds like that albino bastard is impersonating you to seduce women. Am I right?”
“Uh. That’s right, white boy.”
“Haha, Jim is shaving.”
“Hey.”
Oh, screwed up It’s still annoying
Even though I laughed at the demon king’s nonsense and shed tears, my mood didn’t improve. To cool down my increasingly hot heart, I lifted the beer mug Danny had brought earlier.
“Gulp gulp, gulp!”
Beer was still beer, even if it had cooled down and lost steam while we were talking. Of course, even then, the incident kept popping up in my head.
The fear and regrets I felt as I walked through the city alone, the moment I shot and killed a person, the feel of the handle of the greatsword cutting through my flesh, the shock I felt in my chest the moment the greatsword left my hand.
Was the only thing I did at that time, to seduce a girl? What did I do there? Everything you’ve been through?
“Me, my brother?”
“Yes?”
If Sehee hadn’t called, I would have remembered that moment. I looked at it as if nothing was wrong, but Se-hee, who had called me, frowned in concern.
“Brother, are you okay? Oppa’s face is very scary right now.”
“Uh, uh. Are you okay. Are you okay. I am not angry.”
“Jiheon.”
The person who called this time was Minah. The girl I first met when I was a hero seemed to know what I wanted to do.
“You have to beat only one guy as much as possible, and you have to do as little damage as possible. That way, compensation will be easier.”
“No, I’m fine…”
“No. Jiheon is not okay.”
It was also Mina. I knew exactly that I was getting angry beyond annoyance right now.
“Hmm, Jiheon.”
“Huh? No, it’s fine.”
“Haha, that’s not it.”
The demon king smiled lightly at me who shook his head and raised his thumb.
“If you’re going to do it, do it right. Just don’t kill them or make them sick.”
“Ouch.”
“You don’t really want to do that, do you?”
“No, a little… !”
It became more and more unbearable as the front and back encouraged me to do this. I looked around to try to regain my composure, but that rather acted as a trigger.
“… !”
Far away, that is, in the lounge seat, I found that bastard named Greg. He was laughing shamelessly and holding his wrist at the woman, even though he had just been caught.
“… Excuse me,”
“Um, okay. If you think you’re going to cross the line, I’ll stop you.”
“Wouldn’t it be more comfortable for me to go out?”
“I will stop you too, Jiheon.”
“No. I’ll just do it in moderation. Moderately. Whoa… !”
I got up from my seat with a useless sigh.