Chapter 893 – You, You Say That! Really Say It!
When she heard the news that Taeyeon was coming, she heard the fear first, but her wives were different. Not only was it okay, but the demon king and Sehee even burst into laughter.
Haha! Haha! Okay! Taeyeon is coming!”
“Ah, this is how it works.”
“What? Why? What? What will happen?”
In the car heading to the next lodging, I was the only one who didn’t know what the story was about. At this time, while Mina was driving, she pointed out what she was regretting throughout the honeymoon.
“Jiheon. Aren’t you feeling empty without Taeyeon and Yena?”
“It’s not a pity. A little empty.”
Usually the 4 of us went out well, but after meeting Taeyeon and Yena, I learned how to go out as a group of 6. I missed the noisy, more harmonious atmosphere than now.
“So Jiheon proposed to Taeyeon, right? Come with me on our honeymoon.”
“Uh. It did.”
“We also suggested. Do you know what happened?”
“I would have refused”
“Yes that’s right. So, we created an excuse for Taeyeon and Yena to come to Jeju Island.”
“For what cause?”
“I have booked a plane ticket.”
“Puha?! Hey?!”
“Of course, Taeyeon wasn’t an easy opponent, but thanks to Jiheon making a stronger cause, she was able to come along.”
“No, no, hey!”
“Hmm?”
Seeing me speechless in embarrassment, the demon king looked at me smirkingly. She asked, looking at me from her passenger seat with only her head turned.
“So, don’t you like it?”
“No! So good!”
Haha! I knew you would say that!”
“Ah, it’s so nice.”
When I smiled honestly, Sehee, who was sitting next to me, also nodded with a smile on her face. Then he met me with dark blue eyes.
“I’m so glad my brother got into an accident yesterday.”
“Noisy.”
Even though the results came out good, I wasn’t proud of yesterday’s work. Not only did he act violently out of emotion, but he was so embarrassed that he shouted seriously with poor English pronunciation.
“Hmm? You! You! It’s already memetic!”
“Go away! Please!”
Ma Wang, who was sitting in the passenger seat and fiddling with her smartphone, looked back at me with her bright face. She showed me her smartphone and replayed my black history that had spread across the country.
-Kid! One two!
“This crazy bitch is real!”
My face heated up at the sound of my voice through the smartphone speaker. I hurriedly tried to take it away, but the demon king was much faster than me.
“What! You! Why but! It’s just your lovely voice!”
“Turn off! Turn off! Turn it off! Before you stamp your divorce!”
“Why? It’s just fun.”
“I am not funny! I!”
“It’s okay, Jiheon. Never mind Jiheon.”
“Of course you should care?! Ah! Turn it off right now!”
Shit! You should learn some English!
If it was just violence, it wouldn’t have become such a hot topic. However, because of my savory Korean pronunciation, my video created a huge trend on the Internet, and now I feel ashamed to die.
Haha! It’s going to be even worse than the crying black man!”
“Aww, are you the crying old man?”
“Jiheon also has a similarity to that man. The situation is more serious than anyone else, but only for a moment,”
“Ah! Noisy! Turn it off! I, I really jump out of here!”
Rattle! Rattle!
I was so ashamed that I lost my reason just like yesterday. When the car door handle rattled without unlocking it, the demon king laughed so loudly that the inside of the car reverberated.
Haha! You! Picture! You were so ashamed!”
“So turn it off! Please!”
“Hmm? Hate it? You. Listen carefully!”
-… Fucking! Stepped!
“Aagh! Please! You, you say that! Really tell me! You eat ice cream in my room,”
“What?! You?!”
“Come on, turn it off! Therefore!”
“Okay! Okay!”
He was handcuffed with me, but when I tried to open the door and talk about what I had to do with my stomachache, the demon king quickly turned off the video. After seeing her, he shouted at Se-hee and Min-ah.
“Hey! Baek Se-hee! I saw everything on your computer the other day! Shall I tell you that!”
“Brother?! Isn’t that right?!”
“Chaemin, you too! You also! Membrane! That! Shall I tell you about my first love in elementary school? Uh! Milk color! Tell me that!”
“I’m sorry, Jiheon. I will never do that again.”
It’s been 3 years since we met. For a long time, we saw each other, things we couldn’t see, even things we didn’t even know how to see. In other words, just as my wives held onto my weaknesses, I also held onto their weaknesses.
“…”
“…”
“…”
“…”
I managed to get my wives to shut up, but all I got back was an awkward silence. For a while, we didn’t say anything, as if we were standing on thin ice that would upset our balance.
“… You.”
When we only rolled our eyes and looked at each other, the demon king opened his mouth first. She asked, turning to me in the back seat of hers.
“Disclosure is the road that leads everyone to self-destruction. Won’t you stop the truce?”
“No truce, end the war. Otherwise I will continue. I will post all of your dark histories on social media.”
“You don’t use social media, do you?”
“You can’t do it. Where should I upload it first? Just talk.”
I showed it not only with words but also with actions. I took out my smartphone and installed social media first.
“Oh, wait a minute. Brother.”
Se-hee, who was watching the screen where Instagram was installed, called me. When I turned my head, he said something unexpected.
“Brother. Do you put it on and post an apology?”
“What an apology.”
“Your brother fought yesterday. If you just ignore it like this, you won’t think of your brother as a fighter. Explain why you did it yesterday, and say sorry for now.”
“I don’t care about people around me.”
“Are we using it? Brother. In the video, all of us appeared except for my brother. Everyone here.”
“…”
It wasn’t just my poor English pronunciation that made my video a hot topic. The demon king and Mina who stopped me, and Se-hee who worried about my bloody hands. People were curious about the identities of the women who were more beautiful than celebrities.
“Now, Sae-hee is also on the treetop ● board, Ji-heon.”
In particular, since Minah, who is driving, her identity has already been stolen, it is revealed that she is the president of a board game. Because of that, people made a fuss on her company website saying that the boss is pretty.
“Ha, okay.”
Now, the demon king and Sehee also nodded their heads at the situation, which was only a matter of time. At the same time, the app was also installed, and the membership registration was left.
“Oh, brother. Don’t do it now. I’ll go to the house and do it. Go to the house.”
When I tried to register as a member, Sehee stopped me. At the same time, he told me why the sooner the better, the better the apology should be delayed.
“I have to post a handwritten apology for this.”
“Ah, a little.”
“It’s not a joke, it’s real. If you just post something on the Internet, they say you have no sincerity?”
“Really?”
“Why would I lie?”
“To make fun of me.”
“Not now, brother.”
“Really?”
Seeing Sehee frowning as if she were serious, she turned her head. Then Mawang, who was looking at me from the passenger seat, and Mina, who was glancing at me in the rearview mirror, agreed.
“It’s real. I can’t believe it.”
“Yes that’s right. These days, handwritten apologies are the norm, Jiheon.”
“What are you even doing?”
Even if it was absurd, I turned off the app once. Then, getting off the subject of yesterday, he brought up another topic and asked.
“But when are you arriving? It seems like it’s been a while since we started.”
“We are currently moving from Hamdeok to Seongsan, with an estimated time of 37 minutes. We expect to arrive at our destination in about 20 minutes.”
“Ah, yes? Did you tell the inn beforehand?”
“Yes that’s right. All that remains is to go in like this.”
“You still have to write a letter of reflection.”
“Hey.”
I lightly glared at the demon king who intervened in the middle of the conversation. Of course, the demon king smiled cutely at my gaze and leaned forward.
“Now, let’s have breakfast while we go. I don’t know if you ate beans, but your luggage is empty.”
“I only had mixed coffee there, too? But besides tofu, what else did you buy?”
“Wait and see. It’s because a man has such an impatient personality, Won. I don’t know how you got married.”
“I know. How did I do?”
By the time I was laughing, I lifted the demon king’s body. She passed a heavy-looking plastic bag to the back seat of hers.
“Ruler. You guys first. You can choose Jim and Mina later.”
“What did you buy?”
“Let me see it for once. How can I not trust her wife?”
“It’s because you can’t act trustworthy.”
On a fictional day, after beating the devil who only lied, Se-hee and I rummaged through plastic bags. Inside, there were bread and milk that could be eaten for breakfast, as well as soju and beer that seemed to be eaten at night.
“Oh, hey. Don’t touch the beer. I bought it to drink.”
“Are you going to eat now?”
“What is it? Isn’t it bad to drink a cold beer while driving?”
“That’s right. But can I have one too?”
“Write, one kiss.”
“You can do it twice. Why?”
Haha! OK! Five kisses!”
She smiled and nodded her head at the demon king, who offered five times the original price. Then, she asked Se-hee what he was going to eat.
“Sehee, what do you want to eat?”
“I am soju.”
“…”
“It’s a joke. They only give me bread and chocolate milk.”
I took out what I had heard from Se-hee, who smiled, and handed it to him. I also took out a can of beer from the bag and passed it to the front seat.
“Brother. Will that work?”
Now I was about to open a can of beer, but Se-hee asked while unwrapping the bread. I laughed at her like that and she told me the bag she had received when she left the police box earlier.
“You got tofu earlier. I will eat that.”
“Pooh! Do you really want to eat?”
“Then don’t you eat? Or, shall we eat it for lunch later? Buy kimchi and boil something like kimchi stew?”
“Hmm! Hmm! Lunch is pre-arranged by Jim! Don’t!”
“Then what about dinner?”
“I have plans for dinner too, Jiheon. Just eat tofu as a snack.”
“Okay. Okay.”
I did something stupid and the plan went awry. However, the wives were not disappointed, but rather liked them, and I sipped beer with black tofu and the blue sea of Jeju Island, grateful to them.