Chapter 936 – Mr. When You Sweat, You Smell It.
Purr, purr
“Uh, uncle. Mister. He’s weird… !”
“Are you okay. They say Yena is pretty.”
After the explanation, I watched the horse for a while. Nana, Demon King, and Minah, who often rode in their previous lives, stroked their heads and necks in a nostalgic mood, while Taeyeon, who was a member of the royal family, and Sehee and Yena, who were purely modern people, looked on in amazement.
“Sister. Are you really inside?”
“Hmm. Yes. When I first saw Jim, I was shocked. Almost something like this came out.”
“Ohhh… !”
“Don’t even think about touching it. It’s full of rice inside.”
“Ugh!”
My eyes, which glittered at the sight of the demon king feeding the potatoes, immediately rotted away when I mentioned the jig that must have been accumulated in the genitals. And my heart, seeing wives who are more interested in the horse’s genitals than the horse, has also rotted.
… It was a joke, of course.
“But it is smaller than I thought. Is not it? Is he small? I think the horse I saw before was bigger.”
“Yes that’s right. The horse Jiheon and I rode at the time was a warhorse, and I remember that it was about twice as big as the horse you see now.”
“Wow, really. No kidding… !”
Beyond her sister, Mina was explaining to Taeyeon, whose eyes twinkled. Even if Taeyeon was reincarnated like us, she was just an unusual princess whose hobby was swordsmanship.
“Mister. Mister.”
“Huh? Yena, why?”
She looked around at the women she loved and looked down at Jena, whom she loved in a different way. Yena, who called me, put her hand that had stroked her horse to her face and she frowned.
“Eww. Mister. Does he smell I must have not washed.”
“Uh? How did you know? Does it smell because you didn’t wash it?”
“You smell it, mister.”
“This is Yena. Is it actually sweaty? He sweats too.”
“Really?”
“Then. That’s why it stinks When you sweat, you stink. That’s it.”
“Hi-Hi. It’s not.”
“Huh?”
“Uncle. When you sweat, you smell it.”
“Uh, uh, yeah? Thank you.”
It was hard for her to say anything at the sight of Jena as her cheeks turned red and her cheeks twisted. But she was easy on women staring at me.
“What! Why! What!”
“Stop your cock, just… !”
“Oh, little! Why!”
When Taeyeon sent her burning eyes and bloody self-talk, her crotch felt cold. The gazes of the demon king, Sehee, and Minah sent chills down my spine.
“What, I can’t speak. Speak.”
Hehe.”
Seeing me grumble, Yena smiled as if she knew that. Her heart was full of smiles, similar to those of her darling, her mother, and her close sisters.
“Hey, you know what I mean.”
“Yes?”
At this time, a female employee who had been quietly watching next to her approached. She asked, smiling cautiously.
“Looking at you earlier, you said you rode a horse. Have you ever been on a ride?”
“Uh, that’s it.”
“Did you ride a horseback riding experience back then?”
“Yes? No. It’s just that this is a bit complicated. It’s complicated to tell.”
“Are you okay. You can tell me.”
Even if it was okay, I couldn’t say that I rode a horse while living as a hero in another world. If I did something wrong, my already cautious attitude would become much more cautious.
“…”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“…”
And if I said anything more, the eyes of the women would pierce me. In particular, Yena, who was staring right next to her, was the most difficult. Now, even the gaze resembled them, and it felt like the sanctuary was gradually disappearing.
“Ruler! I hope you’ve seen enough!”
Match!
On the day when I was in trouble choosing what to say, a male employee came to my rescue. With applause and a loud voice, he turned his attention and exuberantly called out what to do next.
“The flower of our riding field! Let the riding experience begin!”
“Uh? No, huh?”
The female employee was taken aback by what the male employee said and looked at him alternately with me. It was as if he didn’t know what to do.
“Oh, wait a minute.”
“Yes. Are you okay. Go.”
As the female employee left, the sharpness in the eyes of the female employees also disappeared. After the crisis ended, the enjoyable riding experience began.
“First! Everyone! I’d like to try riding a horse! Just watch what I do, and do it!”
After speaking, the male employee began to mount the horse. Yena, who was looking at that figure, looked back at me with her sparkling eyes.
“Mister! Mister! Give it a try!”
“Okay? Can I not try?”
“Yes! You look great, I want to see you!”
Yena said she wanted to see me looking cool, but she had no way to refuse. She really climbed into the saddle of her horse as she couldn’t help but put her foot in her stirrup.
“It’s okay.”
“Oooooh! Mister! Mister!”
Clap clap clap clap!
As she lightly climbed onto her horse, Yena cheered and sparkled. When I looked at her from the side, Ma Wang and Mina also rode it casually, but it was a bit embarrassing because she only did this to me. She, of course, was also pleasant.
“Oh oh! You are amazing!”
Raising her head opposite her, she mounted her horse and looked at the man. He smiled broadly and revealed the original gist of what she had just said.
“I was going to tell you that you can’t climb without a pedestal!”
Ibo show.
“Then, would you like to see others riding the horse? Ruler. Ruler. There, bring the pedestal, please.”
Anyway, the rest of the party was able to get on the horse as the staff brought them a pedestal. Of course, Yena was still young, so she rode with her mother, Taeyeon.
“Well, first. I will walk lightly. Oh, do you know how to walk?”
“Uh, like this? Hot.”
I was worried that the horses here might be trained in a different way, and I moved as I had learned in another world. Fortunately, the horse walked slowly in the direction I wanted.
All over
“Oh, good job! Applause everyone! Ugh! You can’t let go!”
They told me to clap, so I let go of the reins and tried to clap, but I was stopped. After that, we went around the fields on horseback after a brief education.
Haha! It’s so nice to be on a horse for the first time in a while!”
“Huh? This is shaking more than I thought, right?”
“The horse is in pain because Se-hee held the reins so tightly. Hold on just a little bit.”
“Yena. How is it? Fun?”
“Huh! Mom, look. Ruler! Hey! Hey! I’m driving! Look! Hehe!”
The pleasant Mawang on horseback, Se-Hee bouncing up and down, Min-A, whose heart flutters late when she refutes it, and Tae-Yeon and Yena who ride back and forth amicably. In the bright sunlight, they looked brighter than the green grass.
“Oh, hey. You.”
All over
While watching with a happy face, the demon king approached. She asked as she rode alongside me, holding the reins lightly.
“Is your stomach okay now?”
“Uh? Oh, yes.”
Every time he spoke, the shock was transmitted and he throbbed, but it didn’t hurt like when he was hit. I shook my head, saying it was nothing.
“It doesn’t hurt anymore.”
“Doesn’t it hurt, do you want me to hurt you now?”
“Is that so?”
“Haha! Too bad!”
I couldn’t believe it because he said it with a sad face. The demon king, who smiled so broadly, leaned over and whispered as he narrowed the distance with me.
“You. You.”
“Why. I’m just going to say something weird.”
“No. That’s it.”
Unusually, the demon king looked around for a moment. He glanced at the staff at the riding center around us and revealed his purpose.
“You. Wouldn’t you like to race?”
“… Is that so?”
“Ha ha, I knew you felt the same way.”
Seeing my attractive appearance, the demon king stood up. As she walked alongside me, she confessed her feelings for riding a horse.
“I’m going crazy from boredom after just walking around on the battlefield. Like, well. It’s like that.”
“What do you think?”
“You can’t do anything with your things in front of you.”
“Ah, a little.”
“So, what are you going to do? Are you going to do it?”
“Can I?”
“Let’s try that first and decide.”
“Ah, Mr. It won’t…”
“Hmm? Is that a bad face? Now?”
The corners of my mouth were wide open before I could even point out the devil. There was a cool wind blowing and there was a wide field, but it was just a pity that I couldn’t run. But I was given a reason to run.
“Hey!”
The Demon King suggested it first, but he didn’t even listen to my answer and called the staff. When he turned his head to look at it, he asked in a condescending voice.
“Could you speed it up a bit? It’s a little frustrating to cover up like this.”
“Are you okay? It will be very scary.”
“Are you okay. So, is it okay? Like this, just the two of us.”
“Um…”
When the demon king pointed at me and himself alternately, the staff groaned as if they were troubled. But the answer that came seconds later was not a refusal.
“Yes. Then be careful.”
“Depart!”
Hee hee
“Ouch!”
As soon as the employee nodded, the demon king immediately struck out. I watched her back, her silver hair fluttering under her rider, her helmet, and then she hurriedly came to her senses and followed her.
“… Should I go?”
Leaving behind the confused employee’s self-talk, he waved the reins like a whip. The more he did, the faster the scenery around him passed behind him, and the horse he rode violently swayed.
All right! All right! All right!
“Hey! Where are you going all of a sudden!”
Haha! Then where else is the man with three wives!”
“Despicably!”
He grumbled at the inexcusable words and chased after the demon king. She showed me the side of her face with a wide smile as she glanced at me immediately after.
“Then! Follow me and see! Haha! Haha! Ha ha!”
“Ugh! Hey! Hey! Ha ha!”
The demon king and I began to gradually increase the speed of the horse with spirit. A cool breeze greeted us and lifted our hearts.
It was the first time I felt like this while riding a horse. Her chest was heavy when she was training or on the battlefield, but now it was as cool as if the wind hitting her face was blowing into her heart as well.
“Ruler! That’s the goal!”
The Demon King, who was running side by side with me, pointed to the front. I saw a yellow flower blooming alone on a green meadow.
“Excuse me! Whoever passes first! We’re shooting this evening!”
“Uh! Good! But don’t open your mouth! Chew your tongue!”
Haha! I’ll have to be careful! To suck yours tonight too!”
“Just don’t open your mouth! Shut up!”
We bickered even on top of a horse that swayed like the world was rocking. As a result, we passed the flower, the finish line, but winning was not a big deal for us now.
“Seeing you run, you must have felt like a general, right?”
“Write it, Sehee. Jim was a king.”
“I was a warrior?”
“Yes. Yes. You must be. But Mina unnie. Minah unnie, why did she end up riding?”
“My heart was shaken and it hurt,”
“Aww! Yes, it’s Yena! There is a horse! Word! Let’s go horse watching with Uncle!”
“Aren’t you quiet? Oh, but. I was also very sick. Aren’t you sick? Did you run away like that?”
“Write. Is that what you do with vitics like this?”
“Are you okay. We told you oppa was pretty.”
“Ugh! Mom! Mom! Excuse me! Horse cock! Horse cock! Horse cock came out, ah! Mister! I can’t see!”
“What?! Hey! Did you mean to show me that, you crazy bastard!”
“Is that so?! No, why is he like that!”
“Wow, sister. It certainly makes a lot of sense.”
“It’s not mating season right now, so it’s stretched like that. If it was mating,”
“Jiheon. Sohee. The riding manager over there is calling. It seems that the race a while ago is the cause.”