Chapter 940 – I Was So Damn Good I Didn’t Get Married.

Sizzle sizzle

The teriyaki chicken skewers I bought at the mart earlier were being cooked in a frying pan. I turned over several times to avoid burning and gave instructions.

“Is everyone ready? Snacks and alcohol and everything!”

“Hmm! All you have to do is bring your own skewers!”

“I’m not going to speak prettily!”

“Your ko♥chi♥man♥ can come when you come♥”

“Not like that!”

I wanted to turn to the living room right away, but I was busy moving the finished skewers to the plate. Next, I was busy cooking the chicken feet that had been turned in the microwave.

“Oh, tea! It’s done!”

Holding a plate full of side dishes in both hands, I walked quickly to the living room. There my wives and fiancée were waiting with a big table open.

“Write! You! Why is it so late! Not boring!”

“Aunt. Take a look at my brother.”

“Do you want to go back?”

“Jiheon. Please give me.”

“Ugh! Thank you! Ruler! Ruler!”

I handed the plate to Mina, who was almost the only one on my side, and sat next to the Demon King. Then she hurriedly raised her glass for a toast.

“Ruler! Cheers!”

“Write, haha! Cheers!”

Although the demon king regretted not being able to toast her genitals and erections, everyone, including her, burst into laughter and bumped into her glasses. Since it was our first glass, of course we emptied it in one shot and poured each other drinks.

“Now, let’s do this! This!”

“Hmm? Did you mean sleep?”

“No, not that. Do you know? That! You said do it!”

Raising his voice a little, he pointed at a hemispherical object placed in the center of the table. A lie detector (toy) that will make this drinking party more enjoyable.

“Hmm! Well then! You do it first!”

“Uh? Me?”

“Of course it is. Are you going to make your wife do something so dangerous? Or to fiancée?”

It seemed that the demon king who held out the lie detector to me was right. Since lying is how electricity flows, I thought I should demonstrate it first.

“Okay. Ruler. Sun.”

“Haha! I knew it! Now, put your hand in here, and oh, you can’t put your cock in it. It burns.”

“Hey.”

Haha! Put your hand here hmm. Alright, that’s it.”

I put my hand in line with the plastic that was shiny like metal. The demon king fixed the back of my hand with Velcro tape and looked around at my wives and fiancee excluding himself.

“You-all. Do you have any good questions?”

“Oh, me.”

Sehee immediately raised her hand. She asked, sticking out her upper body enough to land her table with her elbows, showing her interest.

“Brother. What is your phone password by any chance?”

“Don’t teach me.”

“Yes. I already know.”

“…”

She turned to Taeyeon without answering that she already knew. Although now she was wearing a loose-fitting T-shirt or draped over her neck, Taeyeon was an incumbent female police officer that any Korean male would want to be caught.

“Taeyeon. Arrest him.”

“Go away. I don’t like your eyes. I will not.”

“Auntie, a kiss?”

“You go away too, you asshole.”

Apparently, he shouted the same shit to me and Sehee. But when she met Sehee’s dark blue eyes, she smiled and raised the corners of her mouth.

“Then I will do it.”

When Taeyeon’s faint smile bothered her, Minah raised her hand somewhat. She looked at me with her sullen face and asked a question.

“Jiheon. Do you like cats?”

“Uh? Cat?”

“Yes that’s right. Do you like it?”

“I don’t like it, I don’t.”

“You shouldn’t answer vaguely. Please answer clearly.”

“Oh, uh, I like it. Uh. I like you.”

“Um, that’s good.”

I nodded for a while, and the demon king also pressed the button on the lie detector I had placed my hand on. A clicking sound was followed by a song from the toy itself.

Doo-dung-tak-tak-doo-dung-tak-tak, ding-dong♪

“Heh, that’s not fun.”

“Hey.”

“Jiheon.”

I lightly glared at the disappointed demon king when a lively sound effect sounded, saying it was true. As she removed her hand from her lie detector, she shifted her gaze to Mina.

“Uh, why?”

“Can I bring the cat home?”

“… Really?”

“Yes that’s right. I want to raise a cat.”

“No, that, wait a minute. Let’s talk later.”

“Yes, I understand.”

“For your reference.”

When the sudden story ended, the demon king raised his white eyebrows. She continued, bringing her toy to her as if it were her turn.

“Jim agrees.”

“I like it too.”

“Do as you please. Is it your house or our house?”

“You’re going to come in and live, too. It’s our house, right?”

“Noisy. Keep playing the game hey. Can I ask a question? Do I just do it?”

Taeyeon, who hadn’t said anything in particular, changed the subject with an evasive evasion. She glared at the demon lord with a frown, and after a few seconds of silence she asked a question.

“Hey. Did you eat the sweets? When did you come here by car earlier?”

“Write it, Taeyeon! I said no!”

“Jenna must have eaten, aunt. What do you keep doubting about?”

Apparently, the demon king stole the sweets to eat when he came here. However, when Se-hee said no, it seemed that he had only heart symptoms and no physical evidence.

“Then press it. Whether Jim lied or not.”

Click

It was. It was not in a state of non-existence. Until now.

Doo-dung-tak-tak-doo-dung-tak-tak, beep!

“Aww?!”

“Hey! It’s right that you ate it!”

At the same time as the warning sound was heard, the Demon King groaned and flinched. Seeing that, Taeyeon shouted excitedly, and Sehee also sparked.

“You’re right that your sister is fucked, bitch! Where do you keep getting covered!”

“Wow, wow, this… !”

Se-hee looked at Tae-yeon and the demon king pulling his hand out of the lie detector with round eyes. Then, as if it were really strange, he raised the corner of his mouth and said.

“It’s real, is this?”

“It’s okay, so get beaten up, you bitch!”

Widely!

“Ah! Aunt!”

Sehee, who had been stabbed in the back of the head, could not help but protest. Because Taeyeon’s hand was already hitting the demon king.

“I! Eat! Say no! Did! Uh! I did!”

Took! Widely! Widely! Took!

“Mmm, if you tell me not to eat it! It makes you want to eat more!”

“Law? Yes, do you like the law? I’ll put you in charge of stealing, asshole!”

“Why is that, Taeyeon? Calm down. Let’s calm down. Huh?”

“Shut up, you fucking dog.”

Taeyeon, who had been hitting her with the palm of her hand, clenched her fists, but slowly sat her body, which had risen from hitting the demon king. Then, the demon king slowly lowered his arms, which he had raised while defending, and thanked him.

“Oh, thank you. Later, I’ll kiss you.”

“Why are you lying? Lie.”

“A woman who is only sincere is unattractive.”

“Are women who steal snacks for their children attractive? But, was it delicious?”

“… It was fucking delicious.”

“Ooh, yes. Okay.”

Taeyeon glanced over and saw the demon king smiling and nodding, and the corner of her mouth went up. Anyway, as the turn ended like this, Sehee put her hand on the lie detector.

“What, do you guys have any questions?”

I looked at her dark blue eyes, sparkling expectantly, and thought about her. I thought of questions to ask Se-hee, but also thought that it was fortunate that the game flowed more normally than expected.

“What is it, everyone?”

When everyone didn’t bring up the question, Se-hee laughed as if she was blushing. She pressed her question, leaning leisurely up to her chin.

“Ask me anything. Because it doesn’t matter.”

“Uh, then.”

I really had a question that came to my mind when I was told to ask anything. As I picked up the skewer, I asked what had bothered me the other day.

“Last time, a new statue came out.”

“… But.”

“No, but, that, tablet PC, drawing of an apple. That. I think I saw that at my house. Apparently, it’s been less than a week since it came out, but it’s at my house. But again, the price is over 1 million won, and again, I think we decided to discuss if we spend over 200,000 won. What do you think?”

“Uh, uh, that’s it… !”

“No no. That wasn’t the question.”

I laughed lightly and ate the remaining chicken skewers all at once. And after emptying his mouth with beer and cooling his chest, he asked the question he really wanted to ask.

“Did you buy it?”

“Uh, that…”

“I bought it, I didn’t buy it. Just say that.”

“You know, that’s it.”

Sehee, who could clearly see her head rolling, shook her head.

“I didn’t buy it. No, bro How many iPads do you have at home? I bought it a long time ago. Long ago. Right? Right, sisters?”

I looked around at my older sisters with a forced smile on my face saying that it was nonsense. Demon King and Mina, who received an awkward gaze, nodded and united as if they were teasing me.

“You. Do you think Se-hee would have spent the money without asking permission? Isn’t it?”

“It’s a guess, Jiheon.”

“Ah, yes? So am I mistaken?”

I thought so. I skillfully mentioned my weakness to those who shamelessly flaunted her.

“But, Sohee. You, your broadcasting equipment has increased a bit, right? I think the microphone has gotten better too?”

“Kuh… !”

“Minah, why did you make so many plastic models in your room? Ah, but I’m not sure if it’s because there are too many of them, but it seems like they’ve increased a bit. Count it once.”

“…”

“Ah, again, Sehee.”

I took my eyes off the visibly agitated Demon King and Mina, whose eyelids trembled slightly. Like Sehee did earlier, I smiled leisurely and asked another question.

“Then, can I sell it second-hand?”

“No! That’s a limited edition, ah.”

“Limited edition? If it’s a limited edition, isn’t it more expensive? I wish I had bought it as soon as it was released…”

“Yes, the old one. It’s old, brother. A long time ago, before I married my brother, no, before we lived together, I saved money and bought it.”

“Ah, yes?”

I nodded my head when I saw Se-hee, who continued to tell the story. I didn’t really question that statement, but I had to do what I was going to do.

“First, let’s press the button. Come on, Sehee. New product. Did you buy it or not?”

“No, me! That’s it, another question! I’ll take another question! Ruler! Uh, sister! Minah sister!”

Like a cornered mouse, Se-hee tried to find a way out. However, King Mawang and Mina, who tried to seek help, were in no different situation.

“Oh, no… !”

“I’m sorry, Sehee.”

“Ah, really… ! Ah! Aunt!”

In my leisurely gaze, Sehee urgently called Taeyeon. She was usually her nemesis, but she seemed to think she might be able to save her.

“Ah, a question?”

But Taeyeon couldn’t help.

“No?”

“Ahhh! Auntie!”

As if to express the collapse of hope, Sehee prostrated herself on the table. But I continued to ask questions without any mercy.

“Okay then answer me. I bought it, I didn’t buy it.”

“No, brother.”

“Just say that. Did you buy it?”

“If you do something else,”

“Are you asking me anything? So, didn’t you buy it?”

“… !”

Se-hee, who still had her hand on the lie detector, straightened her face. She bit her pale pink lips nervously, then shook her head so that her black hair gleamed slightly.

“No. I didn’t buy it.”

“Oh yeah?”

The answer didn’t matter too much. I reached out with a nonchalant answer, and pressed the button on the lie detector to confirm what I had just said.

Doo-dung-tak-tak-doo-dung-tak-tak, beep!

“Oh, fuck?!”

Just like her sister did earlier, she flinched at the same time as the alarm sounded. Seeing Sehee like that, I gently raised the corners of my mouth and said,

“Let’s talk later, Sehee?”

“Oh no! Brother! It’s my money because I earned it.”

“Now that we’re married, isn’t it our money now?”

“Still,”

“Okay, that’s okay. Let’s talk later. Later. Now, it’s Mina’s turn, right? Hand it over.”

“… Sleep.”

Se-hee, who seemed to have a premonition of her own future, passed her lie detector right away. Min-ah, who was next, sold her medicine as she put her hand on it.

“Jiheon. It’s a toy. Reliability not so much,”

“Uh, that’s okay.”

Before that, I took out the words that I was concerned about earlier.

“A cat? Did you really decide to get a cat for sale?”

“No, Jiheon.”

“Uh, yes? Shall we press the button then?”

“You don’t have to press it, Jiheon. I will not lie to Jiheon.”

“Press once.”

“… Yes, I understand.”

She couldn’t hold back her laughter as she saw Mina trying to push the button while resigning herself. It wasn’t a laugh that came out because it was particularly enjoyable, but it wasn’t that it wasn’t funny.

“… !”

Next to me like this, the demon king hardened his face, and Taeyeon, who sat across from her, sighed and muttered.

“Haha, fuck. I was so damn glad I didn’t get married.”