Chapter 955 – Haha! This Is Fuck, Fuck, Saxophone!

Haha! It tastes like the king of meat!”

With a well-ripe tomahawk in both hands and a can of beer in the other, the demon king smiled cheerfully. Holding his bones as handles, he alternated between meat and beer. Taeyeon looked at me with shocked eyes.

“Hey. Are you sure you’re going to be her baby’s mother?”

“I don’t know. She says yes.”

“I don’t think I’m going to become a mother, but a bandit? Haeup”

Taeyeon, who was eating well-cooked meat with a puzzled face, was right. If you look at her face or hair, she looks like a doll, but what she does is that of a bandit.

“Why is that? That’s cute. Sleep, brother.”

Se-hee, who had the same thoughts as me, said as if asking. She handed me a piece of meat and quarreled with Taeyeon again.

“Even my aunt doesn’t look like a cop.”

“What am I?”

“No, isn’t it the duty of the police to maintain dignity? But, with us…”

“Hey. Do you want to die.”

“Mom. What?”

“Uh, no, my mom is having fun with her sisters. That’s what I’m talking about now.”

“I have to include my brother. Oppa is the main one.”

“Shut up.”

It would be a lie if I said that Ye-na, who asks her innocently, and Tae-yeon, who is trying to show her daughter a motherly side of herself, did not laugh at Se-hee making fun of her. I grinned happily and chewed on the meat I had just eaten.

“… Why is this so tough?”

“Your brother likes it. Rice cake.”

“Hey.”

“It’s a tendon, brother. String. Tteoksim. I don’t know?”

“Surely just.”

I glared at Sehee lightly like Taeyeon. Next to me, Mina held out her neat and pretty hand even though she was grown up.

“Jiheon. Please give me I will bake.”

“Uh? No. I will bake.”

“No, Jiheon. I will do it.”

“Because it’s okay. I did it every day I will do it today.”

“No. I owe you something, so I will do it.”

“What, oh.”

I remembered what had happened while cooking the meat. The hot time we had together with Mina between the house and the wall.

“Mina unnie. I’m indebted to you, so here you go.”

“Thank you, Sehee. Haeup”

Then Se-hee, who joined, served out lettuce wraps. Mina opened her red lips to take it in, then covered her mumbling mouth with her hand, showing off her timid new bride look.

Haha! This is sex,”

“Do you want to lose?”

“Suck, it’s a saxophone!”

It was a heavenly difference from the demon king who tried to say something vulgar even though he was old. Of course, I loved both of them, and the corners of my mouth didn’t go down because they were both cute.

“Hey, is it that good?”

“Are you okay? Good?”

Hee hee! Uncle, he’s a hell of a bitch again!”

“What, what am I?”

Even if Sehee and Taeyeon were caught by Yena, they still laughed. Even though I knew it was obvious, I only slightly lowered my head and rummaged through the meat.

“Jiheon, give it to me. I will do it.”

“Oh, will you?”

“Yes, I will bake. Jiheon, please eat meat comfortably.”

She handed Mina her tongs and her scissors and she went to her seat. Now she looked around the living room, where everyone was enjoying their dinner, barely eating meat comfortably.

After secretly having fun with Min-ah, the location changed to a car when Se-hee joined. As the three of us were together, time passed quickly, and we took a well-cooked tomahawk and grilled it with other meats in the living room.

“Write it, Taeyeon! Look! Didn’t they say 4 is not enough!”

“Do you only eat tomahawks? Something else to eat, wait. You didn’t eat any other meat. It did.”

“Because she has such a high-quality tongue that she won’t even speak unless she has a tomahawk.”

“Sohee ate about 1.7 tomahawks by herself.”

Hee hee! Sister White, glutton! King Eater!”

“Ji, Jim is the king! However, Minah! Were you just watching Jim eat! Small!”

“If you’re going to do this, why did you pay Dutch? You should have paid it all yourself!”

It was a noisy, boisterous and enjoyable sight. I took a piece of meat and ate it while watching the chattering ladies with happy faces.

“… !”

When grilling, I didn’t know because I ate only ripe parts until right before burning, but my eyes opened automatically when I ate the well-ripened parts. The juicy meat bursting out every time you chew, the rich flavor that feels like being hit with a punch, and…

Cluck

The meat was so soft that it melted easily, and the meat had already gone down your throat. Rather than admiring the taste, I hurriedly picked up a beer and washed the grease from my mouth.

Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

“Haha! This is so delicious, go for it!”

“Oh, you crazy bastard!”

You can drink beer to burp, but Taeyeon hated it. The other women giggled and radiated joy.

“Ahahahaha! You! Now you know how to eat meat! Ahahaha!”

“Seriously, it’s a state education… !”

“I just had a lot of fun, Jiheon.”

Hee hee! Mister! Dirty!”

“Oops! Yesaaaaa! Please don’t say it’s dirty!”

When Jena teased her with a bright smile, saying she was dirty, she grabbed her breasts and pretended to be hurt. Taeyeon, who is not my daughter, laughed a little at my appearance and threw a pepper at her.

“Don’t be afraid, you idiot! Eat your rice in peace!”

“Oh, but what if I throw a pepper? It is to eat.”

“Hoooh, it’s Jiheon who eats peppers. This is precious.”

“Shall we leave it as a video?”

“What do you leave behind? And am I eating peppers for the first time?”

I passed the nonsense I didn’t understand and picked up the chili Taeyeon threw. Let’s dip it in ssamjang and bite into it with a crispy spicy taste along with a refreshing scent.

“Ouch! Hey! Hey, why is this so spicy! Radish, water! Water!”

“I’m here, Jiheon.”

“Ugh! Thank you! Thank you!”

I shouted thanks in succession and took the cup Mina held out. Without hesitation, she took several sips before realizing that this was soju.

“Cheup?! Hey! This is soju!”

“Alcohol will wash away the capsaicin in red pepper, Jiheon.”

“Then say soju!”

“That is soju.”

“You should have said it earlier, not now!”

We had such a pleasant dinner. After chatting non-stop for a while, I ate all the meat I bought and filled my stomach leaving a very small space.

“Whoa! Here, let’s see how big it is!”

“Ah, sister. If it’s full of bread, it’s Minah unnie.”

“Thank you, Sehee.”

Even in the kitchen where there was a refrigerator, the wives’ nonsense could be heard clearly. The sound of their back hitting was also clearly audible.

“Here, kid, you’re here, can’t you see!”

Widely! Widely! Widely!

“Evil! Calm! What are you doing in front of me!”

“Even if you don’t hit, it’s violence, aunt!”

“…”

“Yes, Minah! You spoke well!”

“I said nothing.”

“Uh! So just don’t hit you! Ji!”

Tadak!

“Evil! Calm!”

“Aww! Aunt!”

Even without looking back, I could imagine Demon King and Sehee being beaten by Taeyeon again.

“Ahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha! You are so funny Ahahahahahaha!”

Unlike usual, when she was full of playfulness, Yena, who was full of joy, was fully imagined. When I heard a crackling sound, it seemed like it was fun enough to hit the floor.

“No, are you the only one playing? Without me?”

“Then you come too.”

“Uh. I was going anyway Get ready. Be prepared.”

He spoke meaningful words and approached with a tray. After eating the heavy meat, of course it was refreshing fruit. But now, on the tray I was holding, there was a plastic pack I had never seen before.

“Whoa… ! Come on, bring it!”

“Are you really going to be okay?”

“I will try it once.”

“They say it smells really bad.”

“Mom. Mom. I am cancer! And you can eat it! Really!”

I looked at the approaching day with anxious, nervous, and excited eyes. I sat on the living room floor enjoying the reaction, leaving only the smell of the evening.

“It’s okay.”

Putting down a tray of frozen durians.

It was time for the fruit lion to head to the fruit and vegetable section according to Yena’s words. The demon king, who was looking around, suddenly ran to him with his eyes sparkling, and brought it with a smile wider than any other child in the world.

“Um, don’t worry.”

While everyone was sitting around the tray, they picked up frozen durians to open the packaging. Seeing me trying to tear it apart, the demon king assured me with a slightly trembling voice.

“If you can’t eat, Jim will eat your share.”

“But.”

“What, Jiheon? Who do you think Jim is?”

“Crotch.”

“Heh heh heh! Jim looks like a pair of hot pants!”

Hearing bright bullshit as usual, he fiddled with the plastic pack of frozen durians. Because it was taken out all the time, the well-thawed contents were cold and soft. Anxiety grew at the touch like ripe persimmon.

But, this smells really bad. Can I eat

I held it lightly with the groove on the edge of the plastic pack in between. When I could just rip it off with just enough force here, I looked around and asked for permission one last time.

“Then, do you?”

“Yes. Let’s go soon.”

“Yes, please.”

“Hurry up, ma’am. You’re scared.”

“Mister! Shall I?”

“No. I’ll do it.”

Such a tough job was not to be left to a child. Gently but firmly, I shook my head and looked at the demon king for the last time.

“Hmm.”

The demon king crossed his arms alone and made a stern expression. He just nodded and verbally expressed his consent.

“If it’s black, peel it!”

“Ah, a little.”

While hating it, I tore the vinyl along the groove. By the time I opened up to a third of it like that, the smell of sewage came up quickly.

“Hmm?”

“Uh, what is this?”

“…”

“Ah, what is it?”

“Ugh!”

The living room of the accommodation, full of traces of eating meat, was quickly turned into a sewage treatment plant. Not even the smell of rotten fruit, but the smell of excrement made me vomit.

“Town.”

In particular, the most sensitive demon king among us shook his shoulder. Seeing him furrowing his fine forehead and covering his mouth was disgusting to anyone.

“I’m sorry. It must be morning sickness.”

The problem was that he didn’t see it that way.

“What a bluff…”

“It’s not a bluff. Just tear it apart.”

“Okay. Ruler.”

Widely!

I tore the remaining part and completely opened the vinyl. The sewer smell, stronger than before, made the pleasantly filled stomach tingle.

“Are you really going to eat this?”

“Oops, oohs, um, eat. Jim eats.”

“I don’t think I can eat…”

No matter how much I thought about it, I couldn’t believe that this smell was coming from a fruit. However, since it has already been opened, refunds are not possible.

Jureuk, took!

“?!”

An unpleasantly viscous liquid flowed out, and a long, yellow mass slid down as if someone had pooped on it. I put the plastic pack down on the tray, being careful not to get the juice on my hands as much as possible.

“Uh, then, this.”

It was a difficult word to say. Still, I calmed down, calmed down, and asked.

“Who wants to eat this?”

“It’s not burdensome.”

The person who answered was, of course, the Demon King. I looked at her who was so reckless and reckless, with her gaze that we are all not of this world.

“Sister. Are you really going to eat it?”

In particular, Yena frowned and dissuaded her, as if the demon king had said he would eat shit.

“It’s fine.”

If you didn’t say dry it, you weren’t the demon king. She picked up a fork from her tray and cut the yellow mass into small cake-like pieces. Placing a bit of a piece the size of her thumb nail on her fork, she lifted it up to her face.

“… !”

Even she seemed to tremble when she saw her piece of durian in front of her. The demon king looked down nervously as if he had forgotten to breathe, then looked around us.

“Then I will eat.”

No one stopped the demon king now. She just held her breath, holding her breath, watching her next move.

“Ah, ah, ha, ha!”

In our tense gaze, the demon king put a piece of durian in his mouth and closed it. When the fork immediately slipped out of the light pink lips, only a yellow trace was visible.

“…”

Filth

The demon king, who had a pretty face like a doll and crumpled it like a piece of paper, just kept his mouth shut. The salty sputter of her gaps was the only sound she made.

“… Hmm!”

The wrinkles on his face gradually smoothed out, and his blue eyes widened. The demon king looked around us with a surprised look as if he couldn’t believe it, then opened his mouth as if trying to explain how delicious this was.

“Come on, you guys! This is delicious, delicious, wow!”

“Ahhhhh?! Hey! Are you okay?!”

“Sister?!”

“Are you okay, Sohee?”

“This is dirty! Hey! Take it outside immediately! Far away!”

“Whoop, whoop, whoop!”

As the demon king spit out something other than the yellow durian flesh, the living room of the dorm became a complete mess. In addition, Jena vomited up, and the happy atmosphere disappeared.