Chapter 991 – Two Lines

Demon King did internet broadcasting as a hobby and to earn pocket money. In fact, he was sincere enough to say that words were his hobby, and even custom-made and broadcast 2D avatars. So I figured I’d help anything I could help as his husband.

“Ugh! Wait for a sec! I hit jump! I pressed it!”

Haha! You didn’t press that!”

“No, I pressed it! You clicked! Like this!”

“Then what do you do? I didn’t jump. Haha!”

However, he had no idea that he would appear as a guest.

It’s been about a week since his shin bone cracked. After only a week, the bone attached, and the doctor was surprised to say that he was a superman, but that superman made the game character die by not pressing a single jump button.

“Ugh! No! No! It’s not a divorce! Divorce! Divorce just because you can’t play games, is it?”

“That makes sense! This, Jim’s husband! Modern and different world! The husband of the most beautiful of both worlds! Because you have to be strong in the game!”

“Didn’t you marry me because you fell in love with me?!”

I thought I knew why the demon king enjoyed broadcasting. Even if a character dies due to a control mistake, the comments that come up with a hahaboosted my motivation. Thanks to that, I was able to press continue with a stronger will.

“Hmm, excuse me for a moment.”

Of course, there were some useless comments with pom-poms in them, but it was not a problem because the demon king managed them. He asked, blocking the pup with a click of the mouse and leaning against the back of the chair.

“Hmm, isn’t it already ripe?”

“Oh, is that so? Let’s see.”

I was invited as a guest and I didn’t just play games. Today, the main menu was cup noodles for snack and dinner before Sehee and Minah arrived. Cup ramen, famous in Japan, with 4000 calories per serving.

“Ooh, it’s done.”

“Shall I clean this up? Will you clean up?”

“Hmm. Let me do that.”

The Demon King, who was looking down at the bowl of cup noodles that was bigger than his face, nodded. I paused the restarted game and tidied up my desk. After that, I switched to preparing cup noodles and Mawang prepared the actual shooting.

“For a moment. Try clearing your head.”

“Hey. It’s going to be a big deal.”

“What is it? If you don’t have hair, you’re a head.”

“Why do I have no hair? How rich my father is.”

“I met the adults of your mother’s family on New Year’s Day.”

“… Noisy.”

Certainly, the adults on my mother’s side weren’t lacking, but I heard a lot that I looked a lot like my dad, so it was okay.

Rubbing rubbing rubbing

Anyway, I rubbed the cup noodles while the demon king adjusted the table so that only the desk was on the screen. As I poured the soy sauce base sauce and rubbed it, it smelled like Akisoba that I had in Japan. Originally, this was Yakisoba Ramen.

“Sniff, hmm?”

The demon king who had just finished setting up frowned. She stuck her face over her cup of noodles as she sniffed her like a drug-detection dog.

“Sniff, sniff. Isn’t this spoiled?”

“Uh? Wound?”

“Look. The smell, sniff, sniff, isn’t it a bit strange.”

“What is so strange about it? It just smells like yakisoba ramen.”

“No. Sniff, sniff, it smells a little tail-tailed.”

“It’s not? Is it just yakisoba ramen?”

Compared to the size, the appearance and smell were just yakisoba ramen. However, the demon king tilted his face with a frown, saying it was strange. I tilted my head because such a demon king was strange.

“Well, let’s try it once. Or you can throw it away.”

“If it’s damaged, you’ve wasted money.”

“Then let’s begin. Come on, one, two, three.”

Widely!

At the same time the demon king tapped the keyboard lightly, the monitor screen changed from the game to a desk. The demon king last checked to see if only the desk was coming out and let out a bright voice.

“Hmm! Then cho cho cho cho! Great Cup Noodles! Would it be okay to be called a king? Jim, who was the Demon King, will evaluate it! Come on, let’s eat.”

“Here are the chopsticks and the plate. Oh right. Kimchi here too.”

Haha. This is why I married you.”

“Because I can’t play games, they told me to get a divorce.”

“That’s right.”

“Hey.”

I glared lightly at the demon king who was talking nonsense, then reached out with chopsticks for cup noodles. I picked up a large pair of chopsticks, put them on my personal plate, and immediately gave them to my beloved wife.

“Here.”

“Oooh!”

When I handed it over naturally, the demon king admired it with sparkling blue eyes. She handed me her empty plate and into her microphone told me what I was up to.

“You-all! Did you see this! Her husband put ramen on a plate and handed it to me! How sweet!”

“Ha, what are you saying?”

“Why don’t you guys have one husband like this at home?”

“Why one? Why not just one?”

Haha, then I’ll eat well. Itadakimasu!”

The Demon King, lightly ignoring my words, picked up his chopsticks. Then he put a plate full of ramen under her nose to make her fuss.

“Look where you are. Husband’s love. Whoops, whoops”

“Hey.”

“Oops, whoops! Oops!”

“Ugh! Hey!”

At first I thought it was a joke. However, it made me nervous as she continued to vomit so strongly that her shoulders trembled.

“Oops!”

“What. Is this really bad?”

Thinking it was really bad, she sniffed it and ate a bit. However, when it came to yakisoba, which she had also tasted in Japan, she was what she was.

“…”

She noticed something strange, and the demon king only blinked his eyes silently, frowning. Then she called out as she hurriedly set the plate and chopsticks down on her desk.

“I’m really sorry about this! Today’s broadcast ends with this!”

“Why. What. What.”

“What I couldn’t do today, I will do later! Well, Sarabada! Pop!”

He said it urgently and turned off the broadcast with a cute sound effect. The demon king stood still with the broadcasting window turned off and quickly left the desk.

“What’s the matter. What’s going on?”

“For a moment! Wait a minute!”

Drurreuk, tak! Drurreuk, tak!

He opened and closed the desk drawer and rummaged inside. I looked for something that was long and ran out of the room without explaining it.

Hurry up!

“No, why are you like that?”

Although the Demon King usually did a lot of strange things, such incomprehensible behavior was rare. He got up and followed, feeling both strange and worried about the appearance.

“It’s Sohee. What’s the matter. No, where are you?”

“Jim is here!”

When I asked as I was leaving the room, the answer came from the bathroom right next door. The door was just wide open, so just by approaching it, you would know what the demon king was doing inside?!

“Hey?! Did you turn off the broadcast because you wanted to go to the bathroom?!”

“Isn’t it?! How could you even think like that?!”

“Then what are you doing sitting on the toilet! Either pee or shit!”

The demon king was sitting on the toilet with his green sweatpants down to his ankles. In addition, the sound of the water resounding quietly was a look that anyone could see.

“Shit! What kind of nonsense is this for the mother-to-be!”

In such an absurd situation, the demon king was rather angry. I don’t know why, but he raised his hand that had been sticking out between his crotch and showed me the object he was holding there. While dripping a liquid of obvious origin.

“Look at this!”

“You want to pee? See me? Nastily?”

“Dirty! I even played the game of getting your urine!”

“Ah, yes. Sorry about that.”

“Anyway! Look at this!”

“Ugh! Don’t rob! It bounces!”

“You can jump! Sterile! Holy water!”

I finally closed the lid on the stick while talking about the strange nonsense that urine was holy water. Standing up holding it tightly in his hand, the Demon King grumbled while pulling up his pants.

“Really, my husband doesn’t even know what this is.”

“What is that?”

“Isn’t it Imtegi! Imtegi!”

“Imte, what?”

“You sure don’t know what imtegi is?”

No matter how stupid I was, it wasn’t that I didn’t know what a term was. A pregnancy test machine, a tool to determine whether or not you are pregnant by urinating a woman. I was so shocked that my head just couldn’t understand it.

“This, this… ?”

“Just wait. You have to wait three minutes.”

“Are you sure you did?”

“You saw that I just had morning sickness. This is just a confirmation step.”

The Demon King, who spoke confidently, came out holding the Imtegi in both hands and looking down. Then he went with me to the living room, put the timer down on the table, and sat side by side and watched.

“…”

“…”

I couldn’t say anything while looking down at Imtegi. His chest was pounding, his head was dizzy, and he was getting increasingly short of breath.

“Wow?!”

I don’t know who made this sound. Did I do it, did the devil do it, or did we both do it. But what was certain was that it was an exclamation of joy.

“Two, two lines! Two less! Two lines!”

“Huh… !”

I was so emotional that I felt like my heart would explode. Next to me, the demon king held up the flag with two lines high and shouted.

“Jim is also a mother! Fuck!”

“Hey?!”

“Oh, sorry. Sorry. I’m so happy! Haha!”

“Be careful! What if the child hears it!”

Haha! Sorry! I’m sorry, baby!”

Flutter!

He lifted the hem of his clothes while shouting baby. As usual, only the smooth abs covered with smooth white skin were revealed, but once I knew what was under there, I couldn’t stand it because it was so lovely.

“Come on! Come to Daddy!”

“Hmm! The baby is here!”

Haha! I am the father! Umm, side!”

He carefully hugged her waist, which was delicate for a mother, and kissed her belly. Her head was dizzy because she was so happy that I was her father, along with the smell of the sweet Demon King.

“You! You! Ruler! This too! This too!”

“Ah, yes! Umm, side!”

He got up from his seat and gave a kiss to the demon king’s offer… Wait for a sec.

“Hey?! Is this pee?! E-tweet!”

“Puhaha! Did you know that now! Ahahahaha! Ruler! Let’s kiss again! Ruler!”

“No, I can’t! Whoops, side! Ruler! You also!”

Haha! Get rid of it! You smell it! Ahahahaha!”

Even after I tasted the moistness of the Imtegi on my lips once more, I couldn’t resist the kiss. When I tried to kiss him like that, the demon king said he didn’t like it, but he showed me a face with tears of joy.